Burlington High School - Rarebits Yearbook (Burlington, Ontario Canada)

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82 RAREBITS lVlinister's Wife- Oh, Mrs. Miles, one half of the world is ignorant of how the other half lives Ina HID. Qottager-Hlxlot in this village, K I 2 i n 8 Bi n IQ I ak Pk Pk Thinking is one ofthe most unpopular amusements ofthe human race. acts: :ic She- Meet me at the corner to' night at 7 o'clock. He- All right. VVhat time will you be there. Pk Vlf Pk During our infancy we are persuaded to sleep, during the rest of our lives everybody is in a conspiracy to persuade us to wake up. - ag ak :if RETENTIVE You must have a wonderful memory to keep all that knowledge in your head. Yes, I never forget anything when it 1S once 1n. my head. Well, old man, how about that 35.00 I lent you some time ago? Oh, that's different. I put that in my pocket. PF Dk Pk George, said the fond parent, that isn't the watch that I gave you on your birthday. The one I bought you had a gold case and the one you are wearing now is silver. Yes, father, stammered George, that is right but-er-I was very hard up last term, and -er-er, you know, father, that circumstances alter cases. Dr. Wm. Rodvvell DENTAL SURGEON Designers andhflanutacturers ol authorized School Pins and Rings for all the l-ligh Schools ol l-lamilton. We invite your Inquiries Slcetches ancl prices With- out obligation to purchase. . 35 James St. North Hamilton V 'i.'::.'f. 3 Fas Q dsl J r ' X X tlplay . Take an active interest in your school sports, Baseball, Tennis, Basketball, Rugby, etc. Wilson equipment will help you win your game. Most high schools use Wilson Athletic Goods, they always give satisfaction. Write for new Summer Catalogue. V 1225 Brant Street - Telephone ooo LSI?-rm' Om Evemngs by App0 't m 299 YONGE STREET - TORONTO

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RAREBITS You... Can Buy cheap merchandise at lovv prices anywhere I O O O I O you can buy better merchanf 'dise at lovv prices at The G. W. Robinson Co., Limited Humilt0n's Shopping Centre That's vvhy so many young men and young women shop here. VVYYVVVYVVVVVVVVYY YMVVVY VYYVYVVYYV 0Pu1zi211'5 Hniuvrzitg Ziingstizm, Qbntarin Ninetieth Session FACULTIES Arts-Courses in Arts and Commerce leading to the degrees of BA., M.A., B. Com. Science-Courses leading to the degrees of B.Sc., and M.Sc., in Chemistry, Mineralogy and Geology, Physics, and in Mining, Chemical, Civil, Mechanical and Electri- cal Engineering. Medicine-Courses leading to the degrees of M.D., C.M., and to the Diploma of Public l-lealth. ADVANTAGES As a university city, Kingston is an ideal place for study, the cost of living is relatively lovv,splend.id laboratories and well equipped hospitals are available for practical teaching in science and medicine, a residence For vvomen, a union for men and an enlarged gymnasium have recently been built, a new hall for geology 'and mineralogy is near completion. For a calendar of the faculty in which you are interested, write to the Registrar. Mention Rarebits when patronizing our advertisers

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RAREBITS 85 Photography Anywhere Qf ffnyzfhziny Ol' ff nybod y Q Cunninghanfs HAMILTON - ONTARIO Harris Armstrong Announces that he has been appointed District Agent for WESTINGHUUSE APPLIANCES Ranges .. Washing Machines Vacuum Cleaners .. Radios Electric Clocks And all other Appliances o Phone 83 49 Brant Street Sp0I'til1g cc xx Goods cc xr Baseball, Tennis, Fishing Tackle, C.C.M. Bicycles. I Repairs and Accessories The Burlington Hardware Open Evenings What would happen in Fifth Form if- Bill Clifton came to school a whole week without being late. Don Wallace and Florian Loree changed seats. Dick Berry were tongue tied. df FF ak Mr. Batesa Did you ever take chlor- oform? Ed Csleepilyj- Who teaches it? vs :ic X FIRST STEPS Ierry was in great difficulties, he was trying to make the French waiter under- stand his French. Voulez-vous he began for the tenth time, while the waiter looked round in despair. At last a tourist at another table came up and said: lf I may assist you, sir- Ierry snapped- Kindly allow me to use my own French. By all means, but I wish to point out that you are asking for a staircase when all you require is a.spoon. Mention Rarebits when patronizing our advertisers