Burlington High School - Rarebits Yearbook (Burlington, Ontario Canada)

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RAREBITS You... Can Buy cheap merchandise at lovv prices anywhere I O O O I O you can buy better merchanf 'dise at lovv prices at The G. W. Robinson Co., Limited Humilt0n's Shopping Centre That's vvhy so many young men and young women shop here. VVYYVVVYVVVVVVVVYY YMVVVY VYYVYVVYYV 0Pu1zi211'5 Hniuvrzitg Ziingstizm, Qbntarin Ninetieth Session FACULTIES Arts-Courses in Arts and Commerce leading to the degrees of BA., M.A., B. Com. Science-Courses leading to the degrees of B.Sc., and M.Sc., in Chemistry, Mineralogy and Geology, Physics, and in Mining, Chemical, Civil, Mechanical and Electri- cal Engineering. Medicine-Courses leading to the degrees of M.D., C.M., and to the Diploma of Public l-lealth. ADVANTAGES As a university city, Kingston is an ideal place for study, the cost of living is relatively lovv,splend.id laboratories and well equipped hospitals are available for practical teaching in science and medicine, a residence For vvomen, a union for men and an enlarged gymnasium have recently been built, a new hall for geology 'and mineralogy is near completion. For a calendar of the faculty in which you are interested, write to the Registrar. Mention Rarebits when patronizing our advertisers

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80 HUMO R J-w.M-. Edifor-ANNIE BORISUK Sergeant!- Got away, has he? Did you guard all the entrancesfll' Constable- Yes, but we think he must have left by one of the exits. Pk Pk Pk A SURE CURE A Scotsman who was a bad sailor was crossing the Channel. He went to the captain and asked him what he should do to prevent sea-sickness. Have you got a sixpence'? asked the captain. Aye , replied the Scot. Well, hold it between your teeth during the trip. ik Dk Pk I was going to have some sponge cake as a surprise for you but I confess it has been a failure. VVhat was the matter'?,' I don't know for sure, but I think the druggist gave me the wrong kind of Sponges. City Girl Cpointing to a wild plant by the waysidel- YVhat's that? Country cousin- That's milkweedf' City girle- Uh, yes, that's what you feed the cows on. Bk Sk ak A duel between two German students in which both were slightly wounded, was a matter of only three minutes and, of course a couple of seconds. BANG Oh, would I were a bird, she sang, And each disgusted one, who listened, to himself did say- Oh, would I were a gunlu vs ff :ic It was once said that if anybody begins to bully you, a good remedy is: first, very slowly divest yourself of your coat, looking the offender squarely in the eyes, then still looking him in the eyes slowly take off your vest and roll up your sleeves. If by that time your opponent has not shown any signs of weakening you had better pick up your things and start running. Pk Ik Pk An Englishman, a Scotchman, and an Irishman were in a boat. The water was getting rough and they were afraid that they would all be drowned. The Englishman knelt down to pray: the Irishman took off his hat, and the Scotch man jumped over-board because he thought the Irishman was going to take up a collection. :ll Pk :ll One day a farmer went into a hard- ware store to buy something and the hardware dealer said: Why don't you buy a bicycleff No, replied the farmer, I would rather buy a cow. VVell, you would look funny riding a cow, wouldn't you.? asked the dealer. Yes, but I would look funnier milk- ing a bicycle.

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82 RAREBITS lVlinister's Wife- Oh, Mrs. Miles, one half of the world is ignorant of how the other half lives Ina HID. Qottager-Hlxlot in this village, K I 2 i n 8 Bi n IQ I ak Pk Pk Thinking is one ofthe most unpopular amusements ofthe human race. acts: :ic She- Meet me at the corner to' night at 7 o'clock. He- All right. VVhat time will you be there. Pk Vlf Pk During our infancy we are persuaded to sleep, during the rest of our lives everybody is in a conspiracy to persuade us to wake up. - ag ak :if RETENTIVE You must have a wonderful memory to keep all that knowledge in your head. Yes, I never forget anything when it 1S once 1n. my head. Well, old man, how about that 35.00 I lent you some time ago? Oh, that's different. I put that in my pocket. PF Dk Pk George, said the fond parent, that isn't the watch that I gave you on your birthday. The one I bought you had a gold case and the one you are wearing now is silver. Yes, father, stammered George, that is right but-er-I was very hard up last term, and -er-er, you know, father, that circumstances alter cases. Dr. Wm. Rodvvell DENTAL SURGEON Designers andhflanutacturers ol authorized School Pins and Rings for all the l-ligh Schools ol l-lamilton. We invite your Inquiries Slcetches ancl prices With- out obligation to purchase. . 35 James St. North Hamilton V 'i.'::.'f. 3 Fas Q dsl J r ' X X tlplay . Take an active interest in your school sports, Baseball, Tennis, Basketball, Rugby, etc. Wilson equipment will help you win your game. Most high schools use Wilson Athletic Goods, they always give satisfaction. Write for new Summer Catalogue. V 1225 Brant Street - Telephone ooo LSI?-rm' Om Evemngs by App0 't m 299 YONGE STREET - TORONTO