Burlington High School - Arrowhead Yearbook (Burlington, MA)

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Asking for directions, we were informed by Police Chief Ed Collins that Skyway M was just around the corner. We hurried on our way and made reservations in this celestial wonderland. An advertisement on the bulletin board told us that we could relax after dinner and listen to ‘Elsie Martin and Her Female Moonshiners.” This group rendering such songs as, ‘Lay That Ray Down Babe”, and Fly to Me Only With Thy Jets’, is composed of ‘’An- nie’ Lynch and guitar, Bernice Russo at the organ, ‘Maggie’ Bayliss, the “har- monicat”’, and Lorry DeLisle with the tuba. Not being in the proper mood for this kind of music, we decided to sit in our rooms and read Saturn’s Fables. A story which aroused our interest was an antiquated one of early days in the western U. S. A. called, ‘The Sheriff Hits the Trail’ or “Sore and Dirty Hands.” In this tale, two cowhands, “Jim” Peterson and ‘Wally’ Paige, were competing for the love of Judge James Pat- tison’s step-daughter, a Miss Eileen Hobart. In the course of. events, ‘Jim‘’ and “Wally” were brought forth to be judged by the firm conscience of Master Pat- tison. Since each was jealous, the two cowboys set out to eradicate each oth- er. Mistress Eileen discovered their plot and called for the guntotin’sheriff, “Russ Betts.’ Rough and ready Russell, as he was known in the days of o’er, quelled the commotion and pretty Miss Hobart became the wife of our hero. Sleep being our only escape from the astonishing world outside, we lay in repose until morning. At breakfast, we were served a scrumptious meal by our congenial hostess, Teresa Biagiotti. ‘“Terry’’ served us pluto-burgers on sun fried biscuits, which were chased down our alimentary canal by a de- licious beverage from the “Milky Way Dairy.” First on our agenda for the day, which was ““Moonday”, was a fashion show featuring Harriet Marinacci and her troupe. Miss Barbara Leet modeled a ray-protecting sun suit styled by “Starry”’ of Mars Fifth Avenue. Another attraction was Miss Jean LeBlanc, wearing a dungaree suit trimmed with com- ets. While at this style show, we noticed that Ed” Johnson was not paying attention to the stage, but was reading a book. As we ventured closer, we saw that the title read, ‘‘Problems, Teachers, and Indians,’ so we retired and left Sioux-minded Eddie” alone. So went the time alloted to us for our dream, This dramatic trip might seem over-emphasized, but it was time well-spent. As a closing note, let me inform you, dear readers, that it was Priscilla Johnson and Paul MacArthur who ate those peanut butter sandwiches!

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