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Class Prophecy Step into the dream of the future with me. It holds some suprises as you will soon see. The cloud we are riding on drifts to a halt. As a type of conveyance it is without fault. The spot we are in seems a sizeable town And thousands of people are milling around. Such excitement. What causes it? Maybe a fire? One way to find out. I'll ask the Town crier. He says it's election year. This part I quote, Robert Wallace leads all by just one half a vote.” His female opponents are weeping with woe. B. Jackson, C. Powers, to the kitchen you go. Don't stand there and gloat. If you stay where you are You'll be killed by the fiend in the on-rushing Car: Step up on the curbstone and wave as they pass. Speed” Bennett has broken the record at last. He steps to the ground and is hurried away To station marked “Closed. Chief not working today.” The Chief of Police, Robert Perkins by name, Right now is in Africa, hunting big game. That settles that. Guilty “Speed” is set free. He's late for a party and, in fact, so are we, At the home of the only man over sixteen Who is happy and single; the great John Kin- neen. Let us push past the classics stacked up in the hall And find if they're serving refreshments at all. The ‘Catering Cuties’ know all kitchen arts, ]. Foster, J. Johnson know the way to men’s hearts. The banquet they've spread must have bank- rupted John But Ed Pedersen likes it. He’s already gone To collect his “Red Devils’, a team of great fame, And feed them free food ‘til they're breathing again. Also present and eating are those champions supreme, L. Beard and B. Kelley of the Tortoise Ball Team. Trailing them closely, quite bent at the knees, Is Prof. Gillis, bowed down by his weighty degrees. When he lectures on Egypt, the party is done And all of us go some place else for our fun. The club of Ruth Wood and Dot Johnson is near, “Burlington's Nuttings”, far-famed for its cheer.
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No fighting’s allowed and the first in command Is 'Emcee”Jack Moglia, an ax in each hand. While he splits a few heads, please note, just a few, Crockett and Carey begin their revue. I watch all the customers, howling with glee And find quite a number familiar to me. There's Casey the Columnist scribbling facts With a knife, on the handle of John’s mighty ax. I get out my spy-glasses to read every word And discover some facts which you still haven't heard. Dupee and Turnbull have gone in the “red”. Their reducing salon erased people instead. The law has been called by the movies’ ‘Three Cte 3 Cooper, Carpenter, Chapman want their stars, if you please. The rest of the column I'll have to pass by They have just thrown me out of the club as a Spy. As I sit on the curb, there is a loud crash; Two cars are wrecked. In the midst of the trash I see’'Freddie”’ Graham scrambling around Trying to find his false teeth on the ground. D. Piper, his partner, rides by in a truck, Leans cut of the cab, and wishes him tuck. A crowd is collecting. Out goes a call For that famous detective, H. ‘‘ Gumshoe”’ Small. The false plate is saved, and so is the day. Happily all of us go on our way. To reach Fred's abode, we are forced to go by A house with a sign at least twenty feet high. “Let Corcoran and Jacobsen lay you to rest. As Funeral Directors we know we're the best.” Arriving at Fred's house, we see a strange sight. The door wobbles open, and trembling with fright Is poor Richard Swanson afraid for his life. He opened his pay check ahead ot his wife. Standing close by to protect him from harm Is Kindred the Kop, the law's strongest arm. In the midst of the tension, the bus comes to a stop And off jumps J. Wiliams of the Kent Cleansers Shop. Sugar’ Ganley’s huge husband phoned some- thing is wrong And told me to bring cleaning fluid along. He figured someone would be only a blot—.” At this point R.S. left us all like a shot. And that, my dear friends, is the end of my dream. You may believe what you like about what we have seen. If for the name of the author you're huntin’, This is the work of that genius, Lord Bunton. i lee |
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