Burley High School - Jay Pee Bee Yearbook (Charlottesville, VA)

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GIRL BOY Delorise Gee Theresa Carter Jean Mitchell Ann Farrar Marion Gilbert Gloria Barbour Shirley Becks Delois Kenney Betty Actie Ann Dawson Dorothy Johnson Thelma Currenton Ann Dawson Marion Gilbert Shirley Onley Shirley Onley Ann Dawson Thelma Currenton Ann Payne Marion Gilbert Delorise Kenny Junior Lucy Bruce Most Likely to Succeed Most Popular Best Dressed Tallest Shortest Fattest Thinnest Stingiest Biggest Grouch Jolliest Most Sophisticated Most Cooperative Greediest Best Dancer Most Conceited Best Singer Wittiest Most Generous Biggest Parasite Champion Gum Chewer Sleepiest Favorite School Year Most Timid Bernard Washington Bernard Washington James Allen Bernard Washington James Mills Beauregard Payne James Miller Herman Steppe Raymond Lightfoot Beauregard Payne Bernard Washington Bernard Washington Beauregard Payne Arthur Meadows James Allen John Arbesetti William Monroe Nathaniel Mosby William Monroe Hyrman Watkins Louis Ward Junior Raymond Bruce Best Actor: James Mills Most Handsome Bernard Washington Best Physique Arthur Meadows Best Actress: Theresa Carter Class Beauty: Ruth MiUer Best Figure: Thelma Currenton

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LAUGH LINES Payne: Let ' s go to Fredericksburg, Mrs, Rowe. Mrs. Rowe: What ' s down there ? Payne: I heard a car ran over a mosquito. Mrs. Byers: Delorise what is one thing all good secretaries must do? Delorise: Go out to lunch. Marion: Are you a pessimist Bootney ? Bootney: No that ' s a bird. Mrs. Smith: (thinking he said verb ) -no that ' s a noun. Teacher: Terrell why are you shivering? The weather is warm. Terrell: Yes, but my paper says zero. Thelma: Did you take a bath? Ann: Why? Is there one missing? Delorise: It ' s awfully cold in the library today, Julia. Julia: Who cares? All the books have covers. Mrs. Pleasants: (to late student) What ' s wrong? Didn ' t your alarm clock go off? Allen: Yes, but it went off while I was asleep. Teacher: What is the shape of the world? Pupil: It ' s round. Teacher: Can you prove it ' s round? Pupil: All right it ' s square. I don ' t want an argument. Mrs. Smith: My father had money is an example of past tense. Now, Payne, what tense would it be if you said, My father has money. Payne: Pretense. Mrs. Rowe: Bootney, why is the soil fertility decreasing even though the population is increasing? Bootney: Because so many houses are being built that there isn ' t room for the ani¬ mals to fertilize the soil. Mrs. Rowe: Tie the string to the seat, Monroe, and then sit in it to keep the shade down. Monroe: Suppose I go up when the shade goes up. Meadow: You didn ' t eat your breakfast this morning Ann: Gosh this salad certainly has a lot of dirt in it. Marion: Oh that doesn ' t matter. It was just picked from the garden. Ann: Yeah, but I want to eat the salad not the garden.