Burgaw High School - Wagrub Yearbook (Burgaw, NC)

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Hlass Prophecy TIME: 1973 PLACE: PLANET EARTH Purpose: Prepare for blast-off to Mars on a special mission for Mrs. McCullen, and Mrs. Futch, looking for the lost class of '59 -- not becausegwy are interested in finding out where it is, but because theyrbpvintf to know if any of them have died and not remembered them in theirrwills. Aboard the super-sonic rocket ship, we find two of the lostifclass, Linda Sherman and Paula Williams, who are the special investigatgfs for the two teachers. Our stewardess, who is the charming Miss Sandraeziierews, is taking her first outer space trip since becoming the ship's hostessaearly this spring. Our pilot is the very capable classmate, William Robert Bell, and his assistant is a professor who is going along on the trip because the ship is using the first set of glass pac mufflers that he invented. He known as Pro- fessor Froggy, but we knew him as Detrea Henderson. ff H ,igjif R x The first planet we reach is Pluto. There we find Sbriiiyiliangston, drum- ming away to his heart' s content, while the soloist, Edith practices her vocal number for tonight's performance at the Pageant i.i,. o n Saturn. Her partner for the duets will be Gregg Futch. y as though this was the only place they could find to Across the way, we see Harvel Horrell, who says that it isn't his imagination, he sees two moons. Also says that the only regrets he has are that he had to be the verse go wild. Oh, well, it's just one of those things. that way. We haven't time to stick around and see. Upon athrone sits a lovely young black-haired miss whom p Q1 ha? beauty on earth. Carol Hewett has just been crowned Miss U l 'i Q As she walks down the long runway to view her subjects, Hig titi wi: wig H1 lsr, S712 ix Mallard sing the Miss Universe Song to her. We must agreQjthii5 jfifQQgs, Joyce Ann Murray and Barbara Tokoly, that they couldn't beautiful girl. 1 The planet Mars yielded some mighty fantastic sights to us Nizitiifg viewing it in school through the telescope, but what about the ones are 1 ing at it now. Gurney QGrassJ Hood, asa modern Johnny Appleseerlf, is grow-A ing his special grass, NO-END-TO-IT, all along the canals of iitlQgg.,i,planet.f. he , Always wanting to be riding in the latest, these three cats are doiiigijffst that now. Louise Wallace, Barbara Burton, and Jeannette Saunders are ing the latest planetary patrol cars, which have been painted a dashing, Mercury red. Hope they don't pay too much attention to the car, but try to concentrate on their job of keeping air traffic straight. Ohhhhh, that car just barely missed us. Please! Get to work, girls. Meanwhile, on the Planet Neptune, we find Jack Brinson working with three loyal ladies of his church. They are none other than Bebe Bloodworth, Mary Nette Sisson, and Ethel Jane Lanier. These ladies are certainly taking their upbringing to heart and are trying to improve all the poor lost souls of our solar system. Their project for the year is WARM CLOTHES FOR PLUTO CTHE DOGJ! 26

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Cflass Prophecy On earth, we find two young ladies in the midst of setting up housekeeping. Remember the diamonds and the wedding bands? They belonged to Brenda Barger and Betty Lou Raynor, who are now settled young ladies. The former is now known as Mrs. William Eave Bostic, and the latter is now Mrs. Ned Ash. We wish you two all the happiness in the world. at g 1 Iteouldn'tbe done, but it was ! Horace Murray and Jennings Humphrey were to see the other side of the moon. It seems only fair that two who over two Junior girls should be the first to do so. - In K ,if , t y takea vacation without things running wild. We're speaking of the of the planetary system between Pluto and Neptune, Linda Paluck. she leaves, her employees have a party. These girls could be none other fantastic four: Carolyn Durner, Annette Blackmore, Frances 7Allredff,99ZnQffiMary Ann Wolfe. Leave something standing when ya'll get through. , H J Onthe sun areftliffee geniuses who are tri-owners of the T-V station, MIL- RO-B. These threeaigifp using the heat from the sun to generate the power need- ed for a station planets so far away. They are none other than Benny Wells, Milton Ross Trawick. And who discover the new planet that is still un-named but those two curosity: Gayle Newkirk and Hattie Mae Hall. They never did to keep away from anything they didn't know all about. That to kill somebody yet. The to come to us by way of short-wave radiois that of a new uranium on Mercury, which is owned by one of the richest men inthe James. Mr. James is ably assisted by his two secretaries, who him since he first opened the mine. They are Scarlett Johnson, fNIickey Wells. Since Mr. James has become so wealthy, he has Nat Wells, a former classmate of his. if-K we 1:f1',1ff1ef'- ...tr -, -f'w.Q,f- . - J scientist, who was known for his scientific work in high school, is .p.g one ofthe renowned scientists who are making some very im- portant experiments having to do with energy from the sun. He is none other than Kenneth Mozingo. Carolyn Ramsey is Mr. Mozingo's very able assistant. Together they are giving the world some of its most important discoveries. Not to be forgotten is our funny man, one who was known for his sarcastic remarks in the classroom and who has let these remarks turn into money for him, Carol Gene Wood. His partner is that straight woman, Miss Long Face, who is better known as Betty Jean Price. Well, here they are, Mrs. McCullen and Mrs. Futch. They're all living, so I believe that means that there isn't anything due either of you except thanks for helping makekus so rich and important. Our trip has been most enjoyable, Mr. Pilot. Thanks again for the ride. Come to visit us on earth one day when you're around. 27