Bureau Township High School - Beuro Yearbook (Princeton, IL)

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MISS WIELAND THE BEURO Bureau Township Beau Mometer 120 MR. H.- MIKE ETHEL Fever Heat HOLMAN 100 VERDA MISS LAM-ARR MR. ? Blood Heat ARZELLA 80 ALVIN HOWARD ARA Winter Heat 60 .Li ORVILLE MARTHA summer Heat -- 40 EDDIE VIVIAN Temperature 20 -- GAIL 0 ARA Freezing Page Eighty-sex' n

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THE BEURO Holman: Anna, where are my glasses? Anna: On your nose, Holman. Holman: Ah, don't be so indefinite. Gilbert Lou: That little brother of yours is a bright boy. He just told me he would expect a quarter if I kissed you. Letha: The young wretch you didn't give him anything, did you? Gilbert Lou: Yes, I gave him a dollar in advance. Miss Gail Miss Gail Miss Gail Miss Fruit: Gail, how many seasons are there? Do you mean in the United States? Fruit: Yes, certainly. Two, Fruit: Only two? Name them. i'BasebaII and football. Walker fteaching a class in Natural I-Iistoryl: Leo, camels have that no other animals have? Leo: Miss Little camels. BELIEVE IT OR NOT Holman and john had their Latin today. Miss Johnscm gave an easy English IV exam. Leslie goes to the Freshman Class for dates, Evelyn decides to ride home with Oley. The Seniors actually had their English. The Iast time we went after ads Oley and Les- Iie didn't have to go to the office. Oley and Dave missed one week from going to the office. Gail got I00 in Physics. Miss Fruit didn't sit on Mr. I-IenseI's Iap. All the Sophomores are eligible. Ara wasn't talking to Howard this noon. Dorothy wasn't working on the annual to-day. Clt has gone to pressj Fruit in Foods Class: What is a prune? what do Marjorie: Why, ah-er, it's a raisin with inflamatory rheumatismf' Mr. Forster: What is a Vaccum? Carl: I have it in my head but I can't think of it just now. Ihigw- Iiiglnv-six

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THE BEURO TEN MILLION HOMES USE OUR PAPER DAILY-TO BUILD THE FIRE WEATHER:-.Friday Cloudv weather of ram or H0 ram' pm' THE BUREAU TWP' GROAN late cwauseid bv clouds -bably followerl by Sat-I Editor, Izzy Dizzy. Says Bill Fax? ' urflay. I YVol. First. iltlolliast. BIG CARNIVAL COMING The School Board has given to Bill Fay, the permission to amuse the township with his carnival which will be presented in Bureau's junk Pile , Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, july 8, 9, and IO. Mr. Fay has been manager of Tony's Carnival for many years. Two of the most important features of the carnival are: the fat lady, Eve- lyn Wessel, and the little man, Donald F. White. The champion wrestler, Holman Johnson will take on anyone. TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO Remember when Leslie Becker had a date with Marjorie. Willard Fay took Home Ec. ANNIVERSA-RT-EEEEBRATIIOIN Mr. and Mrs. Orville Eckberg cele- brated their silver anniversary wed- ding. Mrs. Eckberg was formerly Miss Martha Woods. APPLICATION FOR LICENSE Holman johnson and Anna Eck- berg. Both of them are from Bureau Township. COURT NOTES Dorothy Spratt was awarded 25 cents damages by Judge Gail May against the Indigestible Bakery Cor- poration, operated by Ruth Keleher and Evelyn Wessel, for the destruc- tion of two teeth caused by a nail in a cake. Price: Two-bits LOCAL ITEMS Harold Anderson spent Sunday visiting Martha Woods. Miss Eleanor johnson, teacher of Latin in the Bureau Township High School, is suffering a severe attack of brain fever from an attempt to teach the Gray and jenkins' First Year Latin. The pupils hope for a speedy relapse. Sudden death proved fatal to Les- lie Becker. Mr. Gail May's book, How to Learn English in Ten Lessons is just off the press and is on sale at the Wirges Pool Hall. FAMOUS SINGER The famous alto singer Mme. Letha Peck, will be heard over HIC station at I0 o'clock tonight. ADDS Wanted-Job in tutoring backward students in Modern History. Found-A bunch of chewed Wrig- ley's Double Spearmint on a chair in the music room. Owner may have same if able to get it off my dress. Olive Hoover. Wanted-Job teaching Latin. Hol- man Johnson. POETRY SECTION Fishy, fishy in the brook Papa catch you with a hook Mamma throw you out the window Because she likes steak better. l 'lg.:4- Ifght ' eight