Bureau Township High School - Beuro Yearbook (Princeton, IL)

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THE BEURO Mr. Troyer fin civics classl: Ruth, what is a robbery? Ruth: A robbery is taking something off a person when he is present. Mr. Forster: Do you believe in the survival of the fittest? Mr. Troyer: l don't believe in the survival of anybody. l'm study- ing to be an undertaken Willard: Will you marry me sometime? Olive: l should say not. Willard: Well don't tell Anna l asked you first. Johnnie: ls my face dirty or is it just my imagination? Gail: l don't know about your imagination but your face is clean. Willard fin zoology classlz My father says we apes. Prince: We're class. Evelyn: Your adopted you. Ruth: All the take you just as you not concerned with your personal papa and mama are not your real better. My parents picked me out: came. are descended from family affairs in this parents. They only your parents had to Harold: What did Ethel say when you kissed her last night? Loyal: She said l could come on Friday hereafter, as that is ama- teurs' night. Mildred: l can't marry him mother. l-le's an atheist and doesn't believe there's a hell. Her mother: Marry him my dear, and between us we'll convince him. Lee: Mr. Forster don't they call a man's wife his better half? Mr. Forster: Yes, Lee. Lee: Then if a man marries twice there ain't nothin' left of him, is there? Donald: What's a maximum, Harold? Harold: That's something that tells how good it is to do something you don't wanterf' Page Eiglily-fix'u

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THE BEURO Prince: Where's that iodine I told you to get? Gilbert Lou: Why, I lost the money. Prince: The next time I send a fool for something I'll go myself. Howard: Isn't that a pretty part in CarI's hair? Arzella: That isn't a part, that's a crack in the wood. Loyal: IVIy girl is just like an umpire. Harold: Yeh? I-Iow come? Loyal: She never believes I'm safe when I'm out. Once upon a time a girl went ten days without eating, and eighty-seven Scotchmen wanted to marry her. be? TALE OF A FLUNKER IN TONS. Registration Invitation Participation jollification Much flirtation Procrastination Computation Investigation Disintegration Evaporation IVIr. Forster: If I was born in an aeroplane, what nationality would I William: Sky Terrier? lVIr. Forster: No, Airdalef' -y - Martha: What are you going to do with this months allowance? Orville: Don't know whether to take you out again or buy a new car. Page Eighty-fuux'

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THE BEURO Holman: Anna, where are my glasses? Anna: On your nose, Holman. Holman: Ah, don't be so indefinite. Gilbert Lou: That little brother of yours is a bright boy. He just told me he would expect a quarter if I kissed you. Letha: The young wretch you didn't give him anything, did you? Gilbert Lou: Yes, I gave him a dollar in advance. Miss Gail Miss Gail Miss Gail Miss Fruit: Gail, how many seasons are there? Do you mean in the United States? Fruit: Yes, certainly. Two, Fruit: Only two? Name them. i'BasebaII and football. Walker fteaching a class in Natural I-Iistoryl: Leo, camels have that no other animals have? Leo: Miss Little camels. BELIEVE IT OR NOT Holman and john had their Latin today. Miss Johnscm gave an easy English IV exam. Leslie goes to the Freshman Class for dates, Evelyn decides to ride home with Oley. The Seniors actually had their English. The Iast time we went after ads Oley and Les- Iie didn't have to go to the office. Oley and Dave missed one week from going to the office. Gail got I00 in Physics. Miss Fruit didn't sit on Mr. I-IenseI's Iap. All the Sophomores are eligible. Ara wasn't talking to Howard this noon. Dorothy wasn't working on the annual to-day. Clt has gone to pressj Fruit in Foods Class: What is a prune? what do Marjorie: Why, ah-er, it's a raisin with inflamatory rheumatismf' Mr. Forster: What is a Vaccum? Carl: I have it in my head but I can't think of it just now. Ihigw- Iiiglnv-six