Bureau Township High School - Beuro Yearbook (Princeton, IL)

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THE BEURO Prince: Where's that iodine I told you to get? Gilbert Lou: Why, I lost the money. Prince: The next time I send a fool for something I'll go myself. Howard: Isn't that a pretty part in CarI's hair? Arzella: That isn't a part, that's a crack in the wood. Loyal: IVIy girl is just like an umpire. Harold: Yeh? I-Iow come? Loyal: She never believes I'm safe when I'm out. Once upon a time a girl went ten days without eating, and eighty-seven Scotchmen wanted to marry her. be? TALE OF A FLUNKER IN TONS. Registration Invitation Participation jollification Much flirtation Procrastination Computation Investigation Disintegration Evaporation IVIr. Forster: If I was born in an aeroplane, what nationality would I William: Sky Terrier? lVIr. Forster: No, Airdalef' -y - Martha: What are you going to do with this months allowance? Orville: Don't know whether to take you out again or buy a new car. Page Eighty-fuux'

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THE BEURO Mr. Troyer: How quickly can you stop your car? Gail: lt all depends on the size of the pedestrian-a big one stops me right away, but if he's undersized I drag him a ways. Olive: Why do rabbits have shiny noses? Holman: Their powder puff is in the wrong place. Holman: There's one thing l like about Verdaf' Howard S.: What's that? Holman: The guy she goes with. Mr. Troyer: Gilbert Lou, how far off from the answer of the first prob- lem were you? Gilbert Lou: About four seats. Eddy: Say, is there any difference between addition and subtraction? Olive: Sum. Once upon a time Mr. Forster put a pan under the gas jet because he was told twa's leaking. Eddy: Do you ever think you could learn to care for me? Vivian: Oh, yes, l'm studying to be a nurse. Miss johnson: Surely you know what the word mirror means, Gail. After you have washed what do you look at to see if your face is clean? Gail: The Towel. Ara: Why do you call Orville 'Pilgrim'? Martha: Well, every time he calls he makes more progress. William Lorenzen thinks they put bridges on violins to get the music across. Pngr- Eighty-three

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THE BEURO Mr. Troyer fin civics classl: Ruth, what is a robbery? Ruth: A robbery is taking something off a person when he is present. Mr. Forster: Do you believe in the survival of the fittest? Mr. Troyer: l don't believe in the survival of anybody. l'm study- ing to be an undertaken Willard: Will you marry me sometime? Olive: l should say not. Willard: Well don't tell Anna l asked you first. Johnnie: ls my face dirty or is it just my imagination? Gail: l don't know about your imagination but your face is clean. Willard fin zoology classlz My father says we apes. Prince: We're class. Evelyn: Your adopted you. Ruth: All the take you just as you not concerned with your personal papa and mama are not your real better. My parents picked me out: came. are descended from family affairs in this parents. They only your parents had to Harold: What did Ethel say when you kissed her last night? Loyal: She said l could come on Friday hereafter, as that is ama- teurs' night. Mildred: l can't marry him mother. l-le's an atheist and doesn't believe there's a hell. Her mother: Marry him my dear, and between us we'll convince him. Lee: Mr. Forster don't they call a man's wife his better half? Mr. Forster: Yes, Lee. Lee: Then if a man marries twice there ain't nothin' left of him, is there? Donald: What's a maximum, Harold? Harold: That's something that tells how good it is to do something you don't wanterf' Page Eiglily-fix'u