Bureau Township High School - Beuro Yearbook (Princeton, IL)

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THE BEURO Johnnie: You know, ing, I'd be feeble minded. Miss Johnson: Why didn't you stop? -last year, the doctor told me if I didnt stop smok Marjorie: Don't you think you'll be cold without your coat? Letha: You don't know Lee. WHICH ONE DO YOU USE? I didn't find that in the lesson. The page was out of my book. Why-er-ah-. I was sick last night. U? il 'Q PU 'il studied the wrong lesson. I didn't hear the question. A nose should be seen but not heard. IVI e ma e 'Chow lVIien', isn't it? iss Fruit: It's astonishing what a popular food the Chinese hav d Anna: Yes, they certainly used their noodles. A Scotchm an never spanks his kids because he's afraid their pants will wear out. The old time mother used to tuck her daughters into bed at night. The M . . odern mother has to tie hers in or they won't be there in the morning. Orville: Do you play golf? Martha: Goodness no, I don't even know how to hold the caddief' IN THE OLD DAYS A Swede came down from the woods, and, entering a saloon, asked for a drink f d ld ' ' ' o goo o squirrel whiskey. The bartender said, We have no squir- rel whiskey, but we've got some Old Crow. Oh, Yudas Priestln said the Swede I d ' . , ont want to flyg I just want to hop around a little. I I l I I

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THE BEURO Mr. Troyer: How quickly can you stop your car? Gail: lt all depends on the size of the pedestrian-a big one stops me right away, but if he's undersized I drag him a ways. Olive: Why do rabbits have shiny noses? Holman: Their powder puff is in the wrong place. Holman: There's one thing l like about Verdaf' Howard S.: What's that? Holman: The guy she goes with. Mr. Troyer: Gilbert Lou, how far off from the answer of the first prob- lem were you? Gilbert Lou: About four seats. Eddy: Say, is there any difference between addition and subtraction? Olive: Sum. Once upon a time Mr. Forster put a pan under the gas jet because he was told twa's leaking. Eddy: Do you ever think you could learn to care for me? Vivian: Oh, yes, l'm studying to be a nurse. Miss johnson: Surely you know what the word mirror means, Gail. After you have washed what do you look at to see if your face is clean? Gail: The Towel. Ara: Why do you call Orville 'Pilgrim'? Martha: Well, every time he calls he makes more progress. William Lorenzen thinks they put bridges on violins to get the music across. Pngr- Eighty-three