Burbank Junior High School - Wizard Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

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THE WIZARD y? IN HISTORY CLASS Miss Martin: “Which periods in world history are particularly famous for their art?” Janies: “The Hellenic period in Athens and the period of the Renais- sance.” Clemens: “He left one out, the present period.” Miss Martin: “Henry, for what arc these three periods especially noted?” Henry: “The Hellenic period for sculpture, the period of the Renais- sance for picture painting, and the present period — why, for face paint- ing.” VERY PUZZLING Once while a doctor was passing a wounded soldier’s bed, he said, “Is there anything I can do for you?” “Yes, answer me this question,” replied the soldier. “Fire ahead,” said the doctor. “Well, does a doctor doctor a doc- tor the way the doctor being doc- tored wants the doctor to doctor him, or does the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor doing the doctor- ing wants to doctor the doctor?” HOW DO YOU SPELL IT? Peter: “There is something wrong with my trial balance.” Mr. McCarthy: “Well, I should say so. The trouble lies in your cents (sense).” 1. The letter M. 2. Because “nothing” will satisfy him. 3. Because it makes oil boil. 4. It has “eyes” and couldn’t see and “ears” that could hear. 5. When she is in “arms”. 6. Alone. 7. They arc on the “watch”. 8. To “hem” in the enemies. FAVORITE SONGS Eula Smith: “When You Look in the Heart of a Rose.” Helen Himbcrg: “Patches.” Alice Frederickson : “Under Your Silken Veil.” Edna Waaland: “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles.” Mercedes Bogran: “Wonderful Pat.” Agnes Peterson: “Lullaby Blues.” Vera Fiefield: “Lonesome.” Marie Brocco: “I’ll Say She Docs.” Evelyn Klehrn: “’N Everything.” Lillian Attfield: “Tulip Time.” Violet Foss: “Oh La La Wee Wee.” Katherine Nixon: “Come On Papa.” Nora Vilex: “Hello Central, Give Me No Man’s Land.” Rosa Alameda: “Alcoholic Blues.” Thelma Davis: “When the Preacher Makes You Mine.” SIMPLE TRUTHS. “He that sitteth on a tack! riseth again.” “He that sitteth on glue! sitteth awhile.” “He that poureth out his heart! is heartless.” “He that goetli out in the rain! getteth wet.” LOTS OF ROOM AT THE TOP. Professor to Mrs. Davis: “Your daughter, Thelma, seems to be a general favorite; where was she edu- cated?” Mrs. Davis: “Everywhere — except in the head.” OLD MYSTERY CLEARED UP. “Why is it,” Kathryn asked Rccne, “that you fat girls are always good natured?” “We have to be,” answered Kath- ryn. “You sec, we can neither fight nor run.” Miss Gilbert (drawing two parallel lines on the blackboard) : “What re- lation are these lines to each other?” Manuel: “Twins!”

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