Buies Creek High School - Legend Yearbook (Buies Creek, NC)

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Prophecy TIME: 1971 PLACE: THE WORLD This is the flight-log of Starship 7 on a one-year tour of the planet Earth. We orbit the small globe a few times and decide to come in for a closer look. The continent of America looms ahead of us in its overpopulated condition. As the vessel of the galaxies lands who should greet me but my old earthling buddy, Bud Nordan. He appears to be upset about his job at N.A.S.A. It seems they fired him for tardiness in the Data Lab Programming Project. I move on down the road toward a small farm where I find a human stooped under a creature called a cow. As the person raises his head Ty Johnson's face appears. From the looks of it, he's still hard at work milking cows and has been for 20 years. The small farm loses my interest as I move on to the nearest city which is New York. Here is the fashion center of Miss (?) Jenny Upchurch who has built quite a reputation for her- self. She later plans to go to a tiny town that rings a bell in my mind. Buies Creek will be priv- ileged to have her lecture in the Home Ec. class of Mrs. Maxwell. In passing a local gym, I see a figure yelling strange obscenities at the famed Carolina Cougars team. The coach is none other than Glenda Meadowlark Mitchell. She states that her pay is fair: a paltry $1, 600,900 a year.: Returning to my shop I pass a photographer taking pictures of Cathy Butts for Cover Girl Magazine. i My ship ascends to one mile above the sphere. On ie second leg of ive trip I l i of theyplay is married to Sylvia Sawyer, a great Backedball! fan One of the players informed me that Sherrill Knight, a guy of many talents, captured every game on canvas. 1 reboard my craft in a rather weary mood. ae I make a short stop in Vietnam where the guardian angel(janet Mal Bye” me dressed in a sexy, olive-colored suit. She always was a sly one, anyway. My last stop is France. Upon arriving the prefect of Paris extends an invitation to tour the city with him. Our first place of interest is a fashion studio of the famed Mademoiselle Cathy Vail. She has waged war on her arch enemy, Miss Upchurch, in New York City. It seems that it beqan when Miss Upchurch wore the same dress Mademoiselle Vail wore at the Fashion Pavalion in Italy two years ago. Tsk, tsk, tsk. The Mayor diverts my attention to the Science Laboratory on the college campus. We walk through the halls toward a room filled with people. They are the staff personnel directed by Miss Elizabeth Blackmon, P.H. D. The experiment.amder way was one of no consequence= their recipe for water failed. Leaving the room, I notice.a bulletin posted by the French Police ee are on the lookout for some shady character named Le@n Jernigan, the Mad Doctor, alias Stace. He is wanted for testing his new device for disarming the common By Wd bean. Obviously, it was a failure. Needing a thirst quencher, I went to the nearest drugstoxg ger a soda. Who should I encounter ; but Shirley Mangum. As a pharmacist she s successful; hoy@ver as a soda jerk she wouldn't make — it. I finished my drink and moved out thé’ door. Suddenyyfa car struck a poor old lady in the street. — ite of mine, shoved his ji through givin the A young man, Dr. Gary Wimberly, another classys lady aid. My time was growing short so the fil our party arrived a sharp yell — the 4 ny was limited. Wedding bells were ringing for Joyce Harri nabbed someone. Odors of hamburgers fi corner. Strange that'I should find one Hardee (no relation) asked, 'What'll you have? ignored hi The Mayor and I bidded each other farewell as we ste ye Enterprises Building. Entering it, I spied a group of secretaries, one of w tthews. Then, I met the owner iunselt) Mr. Glenn Wallace. As I walked down the hall, I looked in the room next to me and saw Joe Platt sentencing Malinda Crawford for getting married and enjoying life to the fullest. Leaving the building, I purchased a paper at the corner news stand. The headlines read: ''Catherine McLean says she's the best thing that ever happened to movies and modeling. '' Who's to argue? My bones are getting weary now so I must get back to Planet X, but before Ido, I want to take one last look at the U.S.A. Guiding the ship west I swoop low over Marlboro Country and see Francis Eddings riding off into the sunset. Close behind him is Jerry Lamm polluting the plains with exhaust from his high-compressioned '91 Super Chevelle. Flying over the Raleigh-Durham Airport in N.C.I wing my craft, to hear Flight 567 now leaving for Russia, France, and South Vietnam. Doing a double-take I see the famed playwright, Frankie Harrington boarding the plane, leaving for a tour of guest appearances around the world. Goodby, good Earth, and I steer my ship toward Planet X. Class Prophet Roger Brown aH

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Last Will and Cestament We, the 1971 graduating class of Buies Creek High School, do in this our Last Will and Testa- ment, bequeath the following to those deserving. SECTION I Article I: To our parents, we leave our unending love and appreciation for seeing us through the trials and tribulations of our wonder years. SECTION II Article I: To Mr. Willoughby, our principle, we leave saying, Thank you for your patience, well tested by us this year. Article II: To the faculty we leave our deepest appreciation for patience, understanding, and guid- ance shown us today, knowing it will help make us better citizens of tomorrow. Article III: To the Underclassmen, We leave many money raising projects, classrings, the prom, the annual, and finally graduation, with best wishes. We, the members of the Senior Class, bequeath the following: I, Elizabeth Blackmon, will the fun of being a Senior at BCHS to Bruce, Juanita, and Linda. I, Danny Brown, leave my position at center fullback in Soccer, to anyone who thinks they are good enough to fill it. I, Roger Brown, leave my love (?) for a 193 9 Ford Coupe to anyone that can stand it. I, Cathy Butts, leave the ability to graduate from high school in four years to Mark Johnson. I, Malinda Crawford, ‘will the good times I am having with Donald McKoy to Della Harrington. Hs I, Francis cdinGaeaice-elelelsiclele)« silcle oelelelelclelele lclelel leicielete LAV IDETION . Freddy Rerdec, leave my ability not to drag race to anyone who thinks they can withstand the pressure. I, Joyce Harrington, will all my problems to Jo Ann McLean. I Frankie H Tington, leave the ability to sleep in Mrs. Ledbetter's class to anyone who can get by with ite ae ; “9xéh, Leon Jernigan, leave my ability to pass math without doing any homework to anyone who needs it. Lery. Johnson, ‘leave 7 sees to do whatever I do best, to anyone who thinks they can do it. ‘ all posi to Tony McKoy. out of trouble to David Bunn and Jimmy Lloyd. m to Ronnie Matthews. y bottom locker, and a wild, wild Senior year to the only one ko Youle chandlt hem, Kathy Betts. I, Cae pie Retaat, leave typing tables with nails sticking up on the tops to Mrs. Johnson so the on them like I did. ll my love for Willie Maull to some lucky girl who can stand it. ishing Earl could come, too. VL, my love and popularity for Henry Hicks to anyone that can dig where os : a fer Patricia and Ories. a” See, dy Brox : Math notebook to Mrs. Ledbetter, so she won't have to work d enjoy their Senior year. ome poor, starving soul at lunch. TESTATRIX MALINDA CRAWFORD 26

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