Bucyrus High School - Bucyrian Yearbook (Bucyrus, OH)

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.fact 7066! and adamant we, the class of 1952, of Bucyrus High School, being of immature age and of weak mind and memory, do make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament, hereby revoking all wills by us heretofore made. ITEM l. We direct that all our iust debts be paid out of Mr. Havron's pocket as soon as practic- able after the time of our graduation. ITEM ll. We nominate and appoint Mr. Richard Frantz of Bucyrus High School to be the executor of this, our last will and testament, hereby prohibiting said executor from paying any debts, com- promising or settling any claims, or transferring any property. But for these restrictions, the said executor shall have full power to settle our estate. ITEM III. We give and bequeath to the below named groups and persons the following articles: To the underclassmen: the lowly iuniors - the difficult task of becoming worthy seniors and setting as Line an example for the rest of the high school students as your predecessors ave. the all-wise sophomores - the iob of shooing underclassmen off the front walk. the green freshmen - the duty of selecting your classrings and giving them away the day after you get them. the timid 8th graders - the new thrill of hearing a ioke and being able to remem- ber it long enough to tell it to someone else. the inexperienced 7th graders - five more years of school, old beat-up textbooks, wom-out iokes, and tired, decrepit teachers. To the teachers: Miss Beniamin - a whistle so she won't ruin her lungs. Mr. Havron - two signs - Do it now and Do it right now. Mrs. Halm - a telephone in her room so she won't have to run down to the office all the time. Mr. Siniff - a new group of girls to peek in your room and sigh. Mr. Shaeffer - a self-teaching course for his science class so he can make up plays for his team. Mrs. Ferguson - a mouse proof desk so she won't get scared out of her shoes. Miss Hibarger - a tape recorder so she won't have to keep repeating herself. Mr. Stewart 8. Mr. Tschanen - material and paper to plan and build escalators for the school. Mr. Laman - a book, One Thousand and One Ways to Punish Students. Miss Ulmer -three eyes for the back and sides of her head when her choirs become unruly. Miss Kenney - ear plugs so she doesn't have to listen to the typewriters all the time. Miss Katie Meck - some imported tea and all the lemon she can use. Mrs. Shellenbarger - a baby crib, a rattle, and a babysitter. Mr. Mertz - a formula for hair restorer. Mrs. Millar - a slingshot so she can keep her homeroom quiet. Mr. Simcox - a new band, complete with uniforms and instruments. Miss Cavallo - a rope to slide down from the third floor so she won't have to walk down all those steps. Mr. King - a bottle of asprin, rubbing alcohol, a box of Dr. Scholl's Footpads, and a sunlamp. Miss Smith - a horse's tail and some wood so she can make her own paint brushes. Miss Schieber - stilts. Miss Thompson - a life's subscription to The American Observer. Miss Renkert - two rubber stamps with a D and an F on them so she doesn't tire herself out come gradecard time. Mr. Nelson - a life and half subscription to Esquire. Miss Ella Meck - cough syrup and Kleenex for those times when she gets laryngitis. Mrs. Tupps - an automatic machine for removing gum from the mouths of students. Mr. Kish - a shield for protection when he's out driving with some of the beginners. Mrs. Haines - an electric typewriter. Mrs. Hoffsis - the mimeograph machine with the hope that it works. Mrs. Seits - the silly excuses of the underclassmen.

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644 earpiece gage Albright - deep sea diver off the coast of Flori- da. Adams - demonstrating hair curlers at Macey's. Bender - draining the Ohio River so he can farm it. Conrad - district manager of the A. and P. Co. Cress - singer on a Georgia radio show. C. Darling - manager of California Hot Rods la baseball team., R. Darling - singing Shortning Bread fora revived vaudeville show. Decker - testing iet planes. Evers - radio operator in the Foreign Legion. Fawley - running for governor of Ohio. Grimm - directing the Galion High School Band. Haala - drawing ads for White Rock Ale. Haldeman - getting home in time to take out milk route. Herman lpost graduatei -taking Charles Boyer's place in the movies. Hoyles - cleaning streets for Bucyrus. Jones - state highway patrolman. Kline - admiral in the King's Navy. Klingenberger - winner of 1960 Olympic skiing and now endorsing all kinds of products. Leonberger - repairing broken dolls. Light - catcher for Cleveland Indians. Miller - professor of advanced mathematics at Camegie Tech. Parr - Instructor for Arthur Murray Dance Stu- dios. Peterman - owner and chief taster for Pete's Beer Company. Rossman - prospecting for gold in the Belgian Congo. Reager - writing hit songs in Tin Pan Alley. Schieber, J. - Designing new ways to make a hot rod hotter. Schieber, D. - Working on the Atomic Energy Commission. Schuler - has job as car-wrecker for competitive insurance companies. Scott - writing iokes for Milton Berle. Solt - horse doctor at Solt's Stables. Spore - cleaning meat blocks for A. and P. Swihart - lumberiack in Canadian woods. Teynor - taking a Charles Atlas Course. Tucker - driving cars for Ward Beam's Dare- devil Show. Veil - posing for before and after ads. Weithman - tester for new cigarettes. Widman - running a modeling school in Texas. Williams - manufacturer of basketballs. Wurm - sports broadcaster for WLW-T. Yaney - has become a famous director for RKO. Simonsen - manager of Teynor's Terrible Ten . lThe eleventh's on its way., Starner - bareback rider for Mills Brothers' Cir- cus. Stout - vocalist in a band. Sutton - still a soda ierk at Clady's. Thiel - secretary for the B.H.S. principal. Van Meter - owns Doris's All-Day Nursery . White - running Black's Cafeteria. Winsley -lady tree trimmer. Zwilling - milking a herd of 35 cows. gala Albright - teaching school at Nome, Alaska. Armstrong - demonstrating Slumber-Well mat- tresses in a department store window. Benedict - making candy in Fanny Farmer's Candy Kitchen. Blicke - archeologist digging for bones in Mex- lco. Brooks - famous psychiatrist about to conduct experiments on B.H.S. teachers. Butterman - as Mrs. lnscho, hanging baby's un- mentionables on the line. Clinger - chief cook and bottle washer at Hub- ble's Happy Haven. Cooper - owner, manager and player of profes- sional women's basketball team. Craner - carrying bed pans in Toledo. DeWinter - making DeWinter's Darling Dres- ses. Downing - teaching Home Economics at Prince- ton. Dunbar - Taking the kinks out of frizzy perma- ments at Sally's Snappy Shop. Eickel - copy girl at the Telegraph-Forum. Fahl - getting ready for her third try at swim- ming the English Channel. Faulkner - probate iudge in No Man's Land. Frey - counting old money at the U.S. Mint. Hart - cashier at Freddie's Drive Inn. Heckler - art editor for Vogue. lnvocato - bronc buster for Bar-B-Q Ranch in Get-Lost, Oklahoma. Johns, M. - active member of the women's po- 'lice force. Johns, V. - running Quality Printing Shop. Jones - doing Hair Styles by Susie for Gla- mour. Linn - co-manager of the Morris Store. Long - stenographer at Timken Co. McDaniels - waitress at Lincoln-Way Truck Stop. McKinley - manager of McKinley's Escort Bu- reau. Patton - lady detective for F.B.l. Phillips-working in a fish hatchery in Fremont. Rein - interior decorator for Lamb's. Rice - star of the Little Theater. Richards - in charge of baskets at Aumiller Municipal Pool. Rothhaar - popular lady comedian in competition with Jack Benny. Rowland, P. - editor of Torrid Love Stories. Rowland, S. - physical education instructor in the Waves. Rupe - officer in the Salvation Army. Russell - exhibitionist for rifle company. Seckel - tester for new fun houses at Cedar Point.

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Mr. Miller - a chauffeur's license so he can drive the new bus. Miss Robey - a pushcart so she won't have to drag the mail sacks around the halls. Mac - a new camera and a week's supply of flashbulbs. Shorty - a vacuum cleaner. Ott - a device for shoveling coal into the furnace. Mr. Frantz - next year without our class. ITEM IV. We, the individual members of the class of l952, do hereby give and bequeath to the below named individuals, the following described property and attributes: Lowell Adams - his excuses for getting back into school to Jess Flohr. Ann Albright - her way with the teachers to Susan Kehrer. W. Glenn Albright - his first name to Wilbur Graham. Betty Armstrong - her love for social problems to some poor sucker. Jim Bender - his car with the bottles in the trunk to Dan Bumstead. Pat Benedict - her athletic ability to Shirley Deweil. Mary Blicke - her neat way of dressing to Susie Heckenhauer. Becky Brooks - her love for fun and a good time to Margie Seits. Janet Buttermen - her height to Carolyn Baker. Cora Carr - her roller skating rink in Siberia to Phil Stuart. Dorothy Clinger - her straight skirts to Susie Miller. Dan Conrad - his tight Levis and bright socks to Nelf Kimerline. Alice Cooper - her big eyes to Margaret Uhl. Jody Craner - her enthusiasm for math to Dave Whitenack. Jack Cress - his curly dark hair to Bob Rader. Chuck Darling - the Hi-School Grocery for better or for worse. Bob Darling - his sheet music to Jerome Clemans. Angie De Winter - her quick temper to Linda Leuthold. Doris Downing - her soprano voice to Pat Atkinson. Janet Dunbar - her iob as maiorette in the B.H.S. Band to who knows? Nancy Eickel - her iob at the library to Carol Baehr. Chuck Evers - hamming to anyone with nerve enough to try it. Barb Fahl - her good nature to Sammy lnvocato. Jo Faulkner - her inability to go steady to Marilyn Kiess. Bill Fawley - going steady to Bob Barth. Virginia Frey - her acrobatic ability to Bev Heath. Don Grimm - his clarinet to Jill Kebe. Jim Haala - his No-Nods to Wayne Nagle. Norm Haldeman - his butch to Dick Rehm. Janet Hart - her position in Double Trio to Bev LaRue. Mary Heckler - her beautiful hands to Sharon Wessel. Dalton Hoyles - his English compositions to Rodney Rittenhour. Rosie lnvocato - her talent as a seamstress to Mary Shifley. Marilyn Johns - her locker to Shirley Baker. Violet Johns - her dark hair to Mary K. DiBlasi. Susie Jones - her smallness to Janet Melick. Herb Jones - his football suit to Jim Copper. Bert Kline - his love for practical iokes to Bob Rothhaar. Chuck Klingenberger - his glasses to Barb Welch. Carl Leonberger - his car to Don Leonberger. Louie Light - his laziness to Larry Saffell. Elsie Linn - her love for studying to Marilyn Hollenbaugh. Betty Long - her white buck cleaner to some ambitious person. Jerry McDaniel - her out-of-town boys to Nancy Howard. Kay McKinley - her fun-loving ways to Mary Baldy. John Miller - his grade card to Dick Sharp. Sonny Parr - his way with the girls to Ronnie Wenninger. Susie Patton - her shorthand tablets to Miss Kenney's class of 1953. Gene Peterman - his slick way of dressing to Bob Kalb. Karen Phillips - her dilapidated French horn to Grant Gilbert. Don Reager - his good looks to Bill Bahl. Marilyn Rein - her artistry to Mary Ann Graetz. Jody Rice - her southern drawl to any new southern student. Marilyn Richards - her chewing gum to Barbara Pfeiffer. Bud Rossman - his freckles to Charlene Dunahey. Mary Lois Rothhaar - her weakness for giggling to Margaret Shuck. Pat Rowland - her old clothes to her sister, Peggy. Sallie Rowland - her quietness to Gloria McDougle.