Bucyrus High School - Bucyrian Yearbook (Bucyrus, OH)

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The Bucyrian ,34 Class Will ...Last Will and Testment... ...Oyezl Oyez! Oyez! Oyezl... Ye Last Wille ande Testamente offe ye Seniore Classe offe ye Bucyrus Highe Schoolle Alasse, Alasse, Woe is usee! Aftere alle these yearse offe ye blisse ande ye happyinesse, aboute toe be ejected upone ye coelde, cruelle Worlde, we ye Senior Classe of ye yeare offe oure Lorde, Nineteene Hundrede ande Thirtye Foure doe in oure laste lucide moement, bequeathe these blessynges upon oure deare aulde Fac- ultie ande ye othere rascalles. Untoe oure deare aulde superyntendynte Mr. Dietriche we bequeathe ae nicce softe pyllowe wherewythe to leane hys heade when wearie wiyth care. Untoe oure deare aulde pryncipale Mr. Baere we doe bequeathe ae longer blachere, thickere, hickorye tree wyth whiche toe chastise ye knavishe scholares. Untoe Mr. Amose doe we bequeathe ae whopperes medalle fore ye yeares offe blamelsse truthe tellynge. Untoe Mr. Gearharte we doe bequeathe ye booke of ye Hotte Snappye Dance steppes wherewithe toe gette ye bigge popularitye. Untoe Mr. Havrone we doe bequeathe ae bottole offe ye tobaccoe deodorante lasafeditaj withe whiche toe ridde hise pipe offe ye arommas offe springe. Untoe Mr. Holdere we doe bequeathe ae boxxe offe sillvere playtede holderes fsafetye pinnesj fore alle oife ye presente ande future Holderes. Untoe Misse Kinneye we doe bequeathe ae bottole offe ye aulde fande smellyngl castore oyle where toe usse fore ye typewryteres ande othere thynges. Untoe Misse Kemnitze doe we bequeathe ae pairs offe ye aulde fashionede earf: muffes withe whiche toe drowne ye noises offe ye studye halle. Untoe Misse Bacone we doe bequeathe ae moste honorable booke, Howe toe imitate Mae Weste fore ye personalitye. Untoe ye Sisteres Mecke we doe bequeathe ye booke offe Burlesque Playes withe whiche toe enlivene ye borede audiences. Untoe Mr. Macfxddames we doe bequeathe ae sillvere quartere dollare where- withe tow outdoe ye othere generous classes. Untoe Misse Milles we doe bequeathe ye no drafte ventilatione systemme toe be installyde ine B. H. S. Untoe Mr. Mooree we doe bequeathe ye newe dictionerie ine whychie he maie Hnde a worde toe usse ine place offe Incidental1ie. Untoe Misse Mutchlere we doe bequeathe ye paire offe ye scarlete Hannelles toe keepe her snugge onue coulde daze. Untoe Mr. Roberts we doe bequeathe ye canne oiyfe ye sillverre polishe where- bye toe keepe ye sillverre spoone cleane. Untoe Mr. Sainee we doe bequeathe ae lawnemowere withe wyche toe trimme ye cokkie dustere. Untoe Misse Smythe we doe bequeathe ye box offe ye balde painte brushes toe painte ye snowe storme scennes. Untoe Misse Ulmere we doe bequeathe ae booke offe ye Hotte Rhumba. lthythmes wherebye toe usse inne here Glee Clubes. Untoe ye coachesse Misse Graetze we doe bequeathe ae pingge pongge table fore ye Gir11e's hockey teamme. Untoe ye coache Nussbaum we doe bequeathe ae barrelle offe verie rippe spynache wherewithe he canne raise yee championshippe teammes. Untoe ye classe offe nineteene hundrede ande thirtye fyve we bequethe ye inoste hounorable name offe Senior-es whethere theye deserve itte ore notte. Believinge thise documente toe be ye true expressione offe ye Seniore Classe we the undersignede doe attest ye validitye ande legality toe be nil throught all ye forthe cominge circumstances unuale ande unusualle. Amen. Ye Classe of Thirtye Fore by Alits Members Sworne toe befour me and sined in n1y presents this last day offe great 1934. Chiselum Allatyme Notorious Publican iSealJ My comition perspires June 1, 1934. Ye witnesses U Comupan C Mesumtim This document drawn up bye ye shysters Myron Riddlebaugh Robert O'Donnell Acting Lawyers Twenty Six . . .

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The Bucyrian '34 Prophecy entire block was a low Spanish building, The Bucyrus Municipal High School. I entered and George was still standing in the entrance welcoming all comers. A neon sign iiashed Supt's Office . I en- tered, sat down in a big comfy chair and waited. I could just see Mr. Dietrich's office with those hard Wooden chairs, where many sat in anxiety in the old days. In came Elsie Taylor, and I ixi- quired if I could see the Superintendent. She ushered me into another oince where l heard Just a minute, I'll see'fthat voice! Yes, it was Lois Cliff. Soon I was face to face with an Abraham Lincolnish figure and my hand met Prof. Robt. Hall's. Will wonders never cease? Together we made a tour of the building. A swimming pool, six flashy swimmers dove into its depths while M. Barlow coached from the side. Going up on the gymnasium Kline was teaching his youngsters how to avoid breaking their ribs in football games. Down the hall I could hear Jim Korner drawling a squared plus b squared equals x plus y. Bob then told me a big surprise was in waiting and we entered the oflice of the dean of Women. There was Miss Scroggs priiu in a black dress and oxford glasses, but whose dignity was gone the minute the Supt. had left. Talking with Betty I learned that Wilma Virtue and Donna Freriks were teaching A. B. C's to first graders, Lois Schnabel was head of the Art Dept. and J. Oberlander was a competent successor to Mr. McAdams. t'But what of June Baker, isn't she teaching? I inquired. No, she mar1'ied Bobby and they are living on a farm near Spore and peacefully raising chick- ens. You might be interested in knowing that Mr. Havron is in the hospital suffering from a nervous breakdowng it seems that the students took the answers to the history tests. answered the Dean. Immediately I set out for the hospital. On leaving the building I niet Frank Armstrong and Joe Moes, two janitors in white, I suppose they are being called Grandpa now. Going down the street I met an awfully tall couple strolling along and there was Theressa with her six-footer still discussing the possibilities of marriagel I entered the hospital where the young inter ne, Fred Hamilton, kept the hearts of all the nurses beating. Seated at the switch board was J. Breymaier. Going up to Havron's room I saw Carle, En- sminger and Rosencrans stiff in white starch and of course l learned all about Billy Merkel who is now a colonel in the army and now bossing all the young O. N. G's. I went into the ward and there sat G. Light feeling the History Prof's pulse. I hurriedly made an exit. Later I dashed into the corner d1'ug store for a coke which was jerked by Christ Pope and delivered by K. Rossman. I purchased an evening paper and proceeded to enjoy myself till I turn- ed to the editorial page and looked to the staff. Editor in ChieffD. Bowen. I dropped my straw and went in search of God's gift to women. While I was waiting for a traffic light, a big red truck pulled up beside me. Lakeside Biscuits was spread over its sides. I peered in and there was charming Billy Geiger, following his natural bend selling cookies. I stopped into the post office for my mail which was handed to 111e by post master R. Hardy and trailing along behind him were Zeigler, Mclleak, and Yost, three tired carriers. My gasoline gauge registered empty. I drove into a large Sohio Station and out jumped Charles Light ready to fill it up while D. Ghist checked my oil. Mistress Mary Rutter a partner in the busi- ness came to ask me to visit her cozy little tea roorm. That evening some of us got together and decided to go to the Beran Bros. Nite Club on my pass. Along the road my lights focused on something crawling on the ground holding a flashlight and a magnifying glass. Casually I learned it was only Betty Myers taking the bugs to heart. Arriving, we found the place gay with excitement. Lois Robinson and Lucille Faust were the petite waitresses. Hazel Nibert performed her internattionally known Snake Dance with a cobra wrapped around her neck. Later we were entertained with an Apache Dance by Thelma Martin and Bud Smith, now a second Valentino. James Blair in a moment of merriment invited us out to his manufacturing plant. We drove home in the wee hours of the morning juSt 35 Cleo Millial' Hlld HHFVPY Bflehr Were putting milk on the door steps. We went out to see Jim at noon the next day. In his Office We found Bendock Complainins about his job, Jacobs about his sala1'y and CharlesiO11 threatening' to sue the company for he had just cut gff another finger, After the difficulties were settled we learned all about engines from Jim. When we were leaving, up rushed Beall and Eich Dl6HdiHg f01' the afternoon off so they could see Jim Truka's midget football players in action. Later we di'ove out to see the new observattory which was being constructed. Bossing the job was Donald Heiby while high in the air Lestel' Arlidt WHS Waving his arms and Jonny Uhl faith- fully driving rivets. On the way down town I left some dresses at Thomas' Efficient Dry Cleaning Establishment, Stopping into Heinlen's bakery I grabbed a roll from Stiefel while Foulke filled my pockets with salted peanuts. Seeing a fu1'niture store I went in and charged a kiddy car for young Clady, and taking life easy on one of their davenports were the Edsinger brothers. I dashed into the beauty Salon only a half hour late for my appointment. Evelyn Krumbach, the vivacious proprietor, did the curls and swirlsg while E. Miller tried her best to make my face beautiful. From the advertisement of the shop I learned that Ruth Sharrock, was in the Bathing Parlours giving Turkish Baths. Evelyn then told 1119 of a large apartment house run by Forest Slane where Fidler, Heller, and Strub were in the business of making hooked rugs, and that Forest was contemplating marriage with his secretary, Edith Traub. ' When I was almost ready to leave Gladys Lybarger came in asking for pledges toward the Community Fund so they would be able to pay Lois Virtue for her welfare work through and out the city. Rather tired I went to my hotel for a rest. The next morning I went to church where the Reverend Harvey Hildebrand and his wife, Doris Ash, missionaries just back from India, were delivering the message. At the end W. Kibler played Time To Go as a postlude on the organ. A few hours later I climbed into my automobile to take one last look over this ever changing city with its white paved streets along which ran green lawns and low shrubs with long blocks of low swung buildings. As the ticker tape reached a new high on municipal stock I understood the reason for the news that ran throughout the country. -Beth Oberlander . . . Twenty Five.

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The Bacyrian ,34 Class Play ooo The Senior Class... Presents A Lucky Break... by Zelda Sears Directed by Kathryn Meek Assisted by Kranklin Roberts and Wallace M BUCYRUS HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIVM Martha Mullet .,.. Nora Mullet ........ Elmine Ludine Smith Benny Ketcham .... Abner Ketcham .... Mrs. Barrett .... Claudia Barrett .... Tommy Lansing ..... John Bruce Charles Martin ...... Jura Charente .... Var Charente ..... Bella MacWatt ...... Alphecca Spinster Alchiba Spinster ...... Spivins ..... Tokio ..... Watkins ..THE CAST. . . oore MAY 3, 1934 June Baker Wilma Ruth Virtue Betty Myers James Truka Paul Kline Helen Schell Frances Rinehart James Oberlander Robert Hall Donald Hagainan Beth Oberlander James Foreman Mary Cramer Edith Traub Ruth Carson Charles Edsinger Charles Light Norman Kisor ...Twenty Seven..