Bucyrus High School - Bucyrian Yearbook (Bucyrus, OH)

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19-THE BUCYRIAN-27 Class Will and Testament We, the members of the Senior Class of Nineteen Hundred and Twen- ty-seven, of the City of Bucyrus, in the County of Crawford, and the State of Ohio, considering ourselves to be of sound mind and exceeding superior intelligence and judgment, do make, publish and declare this, our last Will and Testament, hereby revoking all former wills by us. In manner following that is to say: First: We bequeath unto the class of 1928 our most valued and reverenced possession, the memorable title of Seniors , To our sister class of '29 we leave this sound advice, which We have so ardently followed, Never sacrifice time from your school work, for social events and dates ! To the Freshies we leave one box of all-day suckers, not to be opened until Christmas. We leave to Mr. Heil our most hearty expression of gratitude for his patient and earnest labor in our behalf. We bequeath to our Supt., Mr. J. L. Ward, a late publication by Prof. E. Royer entitled: Perpetual Motion, and Various Other Good Jokes . We suggest that this be applied to the future classes assembled. To Mr. Baer we leave an automatic system of locker controls, whereby he may open lockers, whose owners have forgotten their keys, without the danger of injurying his frail physique in the traffic jams between periods. f We leave unto Coach Moeller and Prof. Marzolf the sound advice, that Early to bed as well as Early to rise , makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. To Miss Reynolds we bequeath several straight-jackets, to be pre- sented to those students in her classes who fail to keep their correct posi- tions. Unto Miss Beer we leave a patent burglar alarm, to be installed on her dog at the earliest possible date. We leave to lVIiss Sharp a new set of French texts, the pages of which are so constructed as to prevent the illegal procedure of writing in trans- lations. To Mr. McAdams we leave a new machine with special magnetic at- traction for certain metals, commonly known as coins, said device to be used in aiding future athletic finances of the school. Unto Mr. Leedy, who is living up to his name in B. H. S. this year, we bequeath a combination baton and squirt gun, by which he may draw the attention of the roaming minds and voices of his various glee clubs and choruses. We leave to Miss Mills, larger quantities of soap and water to be kept Page Twenty-eigh I.

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I9-THE BUCYRIAN-27 Ginny Dodd is still so keen Writing is Marylyn Johnson's profession. Walter Assenheimer sells insect traps, Helen Schott's editor of True Confessions . Shultzy the Bucyrus streets does clean, Still harboring the hope of growing lean. Sharrock and Kish own a dainty shop, Of ladies fine apparel. A fearless dare-devil is Holloway Sailing Niagara in a barrel. At the circus Mcliaughlin sells peanuts and pop, And Paul Asscnlu-imer's a traflic-cop. Fergy's contented owning a school Where Cheer-leaders can take courses. A hospital is run by Wagner and Bast For aged and crippled horses. Lilly saves lives at a swimming pool Eve Immel converts by the Golden Rule. Blanche Martin and Kliney now have the same name lssy Loomis is on the stage. And Frederick Judd the great composer, Is said to be everywhere the rage. Forest Frizzel has gained world-wide fame, From the African fleas he loves to tame. Ruth Gaa is an artist in London, they say, And Ruth Athey is a teacher. Doris Heckert owns a meat-market, And Wilbur Stewart's now a preacher. Grace Campbell is living day by day, Hoping a man will come her Way. Jimmy Koch and Leonard White Are in the navy now. Jan Martin's just a sailor's sweetheart. While Justin Witter's a rich high-brow. Ruby Troupe is in the lime-light, She's at the best clubs every night. And now our High School days are through, And though our paths may sever, We'll live these days in memories, Will we forget them? Never! Class of twenty-seven, here's luck to you! And all the success in the universe, too! l':ig+- 'I ly

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I9-THE BUCYRIAN-27 in her class room, for the purpose of reducing the prominence of certain color schemes , when said reduction becomes necessary. To Mrs. Halm we leave the problems of the fourth dimension , in- stead of a Bachelor's Degreeg since we do not corsider that said degree, combines with the title, Mrs Unto Mr. Royer fwhereabouts unknown at 8:15 A. M. and 12:40 P. MJ W leave the permission to expound his ti'eory on How we stuck to the earth, before the Law of Gravity was passed . We bequeath to Miss Tennerstedt a bolt of black satine, from which she may make the Girls Basket Ball suits next yearg provided their desires for new ones are not otherwise fulfilled. And last but not least, unto Mr. Fley we leave this burning question for debate: Resolved, That bachelors with auburn locks, should not judge the ages of the fair sex. Thus endeth our will, in witness whereof I have hereunto subscribed my name this 24th day of March in the year Nineteen Hundred and Twen- ty-seven. Charles L. Wiles '27. iSealJ Class Attorney. Witnesses: 1. Dr. Cut M. Up. 2. C. D. Apple. 3. Corey Apple. Page Twenty