Bryn Mawr College - Bryn Mawr Yearbook (Bryn Mawr, PA)

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It was I who packed Queen Bess into her litter, It took me all my time to make it fit ' er; I told her when to bow And what to do and how, For in those robes she was an awkward critter. I showed the Dragon how to hold his tail, I wrought George of Merrie England ' s coat of mail; The lines of Quince and Bottom I and Sammy Arthur taught ' em, My method has been never known to fail. I grieved to see the students grow- ing thinner, I arranged for them a more sub- stantial dinner ; I promised each Professor If he made assignments lesser I would see that his court-costume was a winner. I directed Mrs. Collins in Public- ity, We worked out every detail most explicitly; I posted police pickets, I raised the price of tickets And chairmanned all committees with felicity. You say it must have been a dread- ful strain? O no, I ' d do it gladly all again, For there ' s nothing much to plan- ning Except soothing Mrs. Manning, When she has a spell of thinking it will rain. 20

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