Bryn Mawr College - Bryn Mawr Yearbook (Bryn Mawr, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 106 of the 1934 volume:

COPYRIGHTED 1934 BY THE EDITORS %ra Ihe ryn cl ovawr Almanac for the Tear of Our J ord 19 3 4 tW £et Them Be Well Us ' d; For They Are The Abstracts And ' Brief Chronicles Of The Time: After Tour T eath You Were Better Have A Bad epitaph Than Their III Report While Tou Que. Hamlet, II, 2,512-15. PHILADELPHIA Printed by E. A. Wright Company kjE jEL fc Dedication The Class of Nineteen-Thirty-Four Considers it a privilege To dedicate this, their Yearbook, To GEORGIANA GODDARD KING. By her work, as head of The Department of History of Art, She has inspired us to an intelligent appreciation Of the work of the great masters. We wish to express our gratitude For the years she has devoted to Bryn Mawr. we Shall ' Be Shameless Business Manager Ruth Bertolet Assistants Katherine Louise Fox Betty Carolyn Goldwasser Ellen Nancy Hart Frances Pleasanton Art Editor Gabriel Brooke Church We wish to thank Miss Meneely, Miss Carter, Miss Fraser and Miss Dannenbaum for their valuable services to the Business Board. Editorial acknowledgment to Mr. Monroe F. Dreher, of Newark, New Jersey, for his suggestion of the Almanac format for this book. ' By Their Speech Shall Te IQtow Them It has always been our aim to present the lives and loves of our classmates in the modern mode, and under the circumstances, and in the light of the fact that we have been joyously informed that there has never been a class quite like us before, and, if the gods are kind, there never will be again, we feel that our class history cannot be written in the manner of class histories in the dim, dark past. We are therefore attempting to present it through a review of the cliches which have been on every talented and brilliant tongue during our four years of preparation for the life to come. It all started when the lady of social repute gave a dinner and during the preliminaries announced that she had intended to have caviar canapes and then decided not to. Everyone raised their voices and shouted as one person cliche , and that is how it all originated. We have been raising our voices and shouting more or less the same things for many years and through them it is our belief that our careers can be most accurately sketched. Two inches taller and I would have been the world ' s greatest Hamlet. You know I think there ' s really something to that man Santayana. Freshman! Telephone! FRESHMAN YEAR 1. Can you go out with men around h ere? 2. She had blonde hair when I knew her in prep school — can you be- lieve it? 3. What do you talk about when you go to tea at the Dean ' s? 4. Do you realize she has never even been to a speakeasy? 5. I ' m only going to stay two years — just to please the family. 6. I ' d like to see her outside of col- lege. 7. She ' s never known any men real- ly well, if you know what I mean. 8. Do they ever check up on where you sign out to? 9. You show a marked tendency to- ward flat feet. 10. Marching along, marching along, Fifty score strong, Great hearted gentlemen singing this song. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. What did you really think about Ulysses? Have you started your long paper yet? Good, neither have I. Mine ' s a tragedy — I simply can ' t write comedy. I know, but the English faculty doesn ' t want to know the facts of life. Virginia Woolf may be the best modern novelist, but she doesn ' t mean anything to this baby. Caps and gowns make me feel awfully intelligent. I ' m going to chapel. It doesn ' t make sense. I had a credit average all semester and then end up with a sixty. Isn ' t Mrs. Collins cute? There ' s something positively om- inous about the Dean ' s office. Freud has a positively filthy mind. Parade Night makes me feel like I was back in prep school. I ' ll bet I draw the prize Lantern girl. I think the Seniors are really quite human. Wouldn ' t she have to be Presi- dent of Self-Gov? Well, it ' s all right if you live in Pembroke, but Rock has gratings on the windows. I ' ll never get my merits — not with that dandy Freshman Eng- lish. 31. I haven ' t taken my S. A. girl out to tea yet. Do you suppose she ' d notice if I didn ' t? 32. Do you think the Prince and Princess of Japan actually no- ticed the cherry tree? 33. It ' s all very well not having a mid-year, but think of the final. 34. What ' s this I hear about no re- quired science? 35. I haven ' t been here one week- end all fall. 36. Can you bear it? Dr. Wagoner asked me if I was happy. 37. Just tell her you feel faint — she ' ll give you an excuse. 38. Minor History is the toughest course in college. 39. Do you suppose tar soap will take the dog fish off? 40. Would you believe it? I intend- ed to be an English major. 41. Who ' s writing Freshman Show? 42. We might as well call the whole thing off — Mrs. Manning has ruled half the class out. 43. She ' s supposed to be swell — had some sort of a job in the theatre somewhere once. 44. Better keep it clean — Miss Park reads it. 45. Last year ' s Freshman Show was the best there ' s ever been. 46. Did you ever see such a collec- tion of legs? 47. If this is dress rehearsal the per- formance ought to be swell. 48. Don ' t try to sing it — just sort of talk the words. 49. Flowers from a Senior! I ' m made ! 50. It would be swell fun to sneak a man in. 51. Do you suppose she ' d be sure to recognize P. G. Wodehouse ' s short stories? 52. I ' m using one of Margaret Culkin Banning ' s — she ' s too low- brow for the English department. 53. Who ' d want to stay here for graduation anyway? 54. It ' ll be great to be a Sophomore and not have to answer the phone. 55. You ' ll have to visit us in the country — you ' d love it. SOPHOMORE YEAR 1. Never saw such a lousy bunch of Freshmen. 2. It certainly is a relief not to have to jump every time the phone rings. 3. Freshman! Telephone! 4. Pretty degrading I call it. Be- ing quarantined for infantile paralysis. 5. Maybe they will send us all home. 6. Maybe they won ' t. 7. Wouldn ' t Dr. Wagoner have to call it acute anter- ior poliomelitis? 8. Sign out to Philly and then go to Princeton. 9. Well, someone has got to teach these Freshmen some manners. 10. It ' s all very well not hav- ing traditions, but there are some things a Freshman simply can ' t be allowed to get away with. 11. If she waits for me to tip her cap she ' ll wait a long time. 12. Oh, let the Freshmen keep their song. 13. It ' s a racket — this unemploy- ment. 14. Might as well give up desserts — no one can eat them anyhow. 15. Hear they aren ' t going to have Big May Day — depression I guess. 16. The whole thing ' s a publicity gag- 17. It ' s a mistake to make an under- classman the May Queen. They never get over it. 18. She ' s not buxom enough. 19. I think she ' s more the ideal peas- ant type. 20. I don ' t see how they get it all put together. 21. How do you make the petals stick with the stem? 22. What a rose! 23. To think the English did this for fun! 24. Skip, you fool ! 25. I don ' t know either — watch the person ahead of you. 26. We absolutely cannot put this thing over without the coopera- tion of every single one of you. 27. Mrs. Collins is frantic. 28. I hear Mr. King has had a ner- vous breakdown. 29. What a farce! So this is Merrie England ! 30. I hear she has never been on a horse in her life. 31. I can ' t help it — the stones hurt my feet. 32. There just isn ' t anything a Bryn Mawr girl can ' t do, is there? 33. I crown thee Queen of the May. 34. I ' ll bet it rains. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. 51. 52. 53. 54. 55. 56. Can you imagine Mrs. Collins if it does? You should see the Mask of the Flowers. No, they just dance. This seven o ' clock stuff is the ab- solute end. Have you seen the cute little man who drives the oxen? He ' s en- gaged to some Senior. Just what is the emotional status of oxen? Do you know? They just tumble-roll around, you know. I simply cannot jeopardize my in- ternational professional reputa- tion by letting you go on as trained by me personally. Open your mouth when you talk — you ' re not indoors. Louder! Louder still! Shout! Can ' t hear you yet! You ' ve got to keep up the tempo or the whole thing will fall flat. Dancers! Where the hell are the dancers? This May Day stuff is fine, but the professors keep forgetting it. Thought they were going to cut the work. She ' s going to Princeton house- parties, too — I ' ll bet she ' s fried on Saturday. Happy May Day! I feel as though I had been through the Great War. I ' m going to sleep for a week. I was a swell folk dancer, but it ' s the woman who always pays. That ' s all very well, but you ' ll never persuade me the Earl of Pembroke was the Dark Lady of the Sonnets. The machinery of the govern- ment of this country is just like a model T Ford. Oh, you know enough about the facts of life to pass. She ought to know — she ' s had enough experience. t 57. 58. This racket of girls cutting in gets me down. I ' ll bet someone gets tight and that will be the last of the Bryn Mawr dances. 59. 60. 61. 62. 63. 64. 65. If you cut back more than twice the fools think you have fallen for them. He ' s not very good-looking, but he ' s a swell dancer. So that ' s the mystery man! Well, after all, Haverford is pretty impossible. Are you hanging around for Garden Party? My Senior would have to ask all of Philadelphia. What were you in May Day? JUNIOR YEAR 1. Oh, why did he shave his beard off, not once but twice? ft Have you heard about Miss Rob- bins and Dr. Herben? This infantile business is getting to be a racket. I refuse to give up Thanksgiving vacation — I ' ve got a date for the Harvard game and I ' m going — that ' s all there is to it. 5. Who cares when we get out in the summer — Princeton doesn ' t graduate ' til the middle of June. 6. He ' s Theodore ' s greatnephew, I think. 7. I ' m not twenty-one until Decem- ber, wouldn ' t that burn you up? 8. Well, what makes you so sure he isn ' t a Tammany man? 9. That Socialist rally in front of the Lib ought to be worth taking in — remember Hell in Harlan ? 10. I don ' t care who gets elected as long as we get Repeal. 11. Have you seen Gilbertson yet? 12. Fenny says inflation is the only solution. 13. Well, look what it did for the German mark — and they couldn ' t stop it during the French Revo- lution. 14. If I don ' t want to read the Neivs I don ' t see why I should have to pay for it. 15. How about the rights of man? 16. It ' s the organ of the college and as such should have the support of every undergraduate. If you want a News you have to sup- port it. 17. What ' s all this stuff about having to dress for dinner? 18. Never heard of such nonsense — the next thing you know they ' ll want us to turn out in evening clothes. 19. Night and day, why is it so? 20. Did Kate Hepburn ever gradu- ate? 21. She ' s pretty stupid to deny she ever went here — just a publicity stunt. 22. So you Bryn Mawr girls never wash your faces or clean your finger nails? 23. All you have to do is say some- thing nasty about Bryn Mawr and the Philly papers jump on it! 24. You can ' t get a cent out of the banks — they ' ve shut them up. 25. How am I going to get to Prince- ton? 26. See if Sandy will cash a check for you. 27. This is the end — half the people I know are going to Majorca to live — it ' s plenty cheap they say. 28. I think Sackville-West is incon- sequential — imagine combining Virginia Woolf and D. H. Law- rence. 29. Yes, but did you ever read Lady Chatterly? 30. Fire! 31. Never saw anything so funny as those cute little men dragging hose all over the power house roof. 32. I ' d like to be a fireman. 33. If you test positive they send you home. 34. Half the college has scarlet fever. 35. If there are five cases it ' s an epi- demic and we can all go home? 36. If you scratch it with a nail brush it looks positive. 37. I ' m going home. 38. They have locked them all up in Wyndham — what a lousy trick ! 39. Shall I take Honors next year? 40. You should see Merion — the chimney blew down and tore the whole roof off. 4-1. A visitation of the Lord ' s wrath, I calls it. 42. It ' s an awful shame about the campus. 43. Blows down half the campus and not one of those damned bushes lost a twig. 44. You could sneak out and put salt at the roots and they ' d die. 45. Might get the unemployed to dig them up. 46. The Bush Woman has been at it again. 47. It ' s a real experience to work under Stokowski — he ' s a great di- rector — I don ' t think there ' s any doubt about that. 48. Are you taking the Oral? 49. I haven ' t read a word of French for months. 50. It ' s a swell trick, this making you wait ' til you ' ve forgotten all the French you ever knew. 51. I ' m certainly glad that I took the thing last fall. 52. The trouble with the History de- partment is that comprehensive — you can ' t bluff on the thing either. 53. The people I pity are the English majors. 54. They can ' t make anything out of Merion unless they put some bath- rooms in the place. 55. That duty to your college is an old gag — I heard that in prep school. 56. Live in Merion — not on your life. 57. Well, more power to them, but they ' ll get over being generous before long next year. 58. This place gets more like a prep school every day. 59. I ' m going to do a lot of the read- ing during the summer. 60. I only have four classes next year. 61. What ' s the easiest science? 62. We ' re going to miss them next year. 63. God! I ' m going to have to do some work next year. 64. I ' m not going to take any week- ends — all the lads I know gradu- ate this June. 65. Wonder what it ' ll be like to be a Senior. 66. I think I ' ll write a play during the summer. 67. 68. 69. 70. C ' raon up an ' see me sometime. Prosit! It ' s not intoxicating — and that ' s the way the rule book reads. You can knock the top off with a quarter if you know the trick. 74. 75. 76. If Baby Face didn ' t make the cut- est May Queen! I ' d give a lot for a picture of Dean Manning in that get-up. Look at Sammy Arthur! Eddie Warburg really looks a lot 71. I wouldn ' t miss that Faculty Show for a million dollars. 72. What ' s this about Pres. Park singing Eadie Was a Lady ? like Ed Wynn even without make-up. 77. Never realized the old boys and girls had it in them! SENIOR YEAR 1. Never saw such a swell lot of Freshmen. 2. Keep your eye on that girl — she ' s got what it takes. 3. I can remember when I was a Freshman 4. I ' ve really got to do some work this year. 5. I ' m not going to leave until Thanksgiving after this week- end. 6. You couldn ' t get me to another Prom with a team of oxen. 7. When I was a Freshman I used to think nothing of staying up all night. 8. I don ' t see any good reason why we shouldn ' t have two vegetables instead of so much meat. 9. You ' ve just got a complex about complexes. 10. I know all about that, but I like Noel Coward. 11. Wonder who ' ll be married first. 12. I ' ve got to work. 13. That gag about going to bed early so you will be able to or- ganize is all right if you know anything to organize — but I don ' t. 14. The only way to pass exams is to learn to spot the questions. 15. Personally I prefer Schopen- hauer ' s outlook. 16. Who ' s afraid of the big, bad wolf? 17. A fat chance I ' ve of graduating. 18. Well, they have to graduate someone or the state will take away their charter. 19. Mrs. Dean really knows her stuff. 20. You know I never realized it quite before, but the present in- ternational situation is no joke. 21. The chief reason I took honors was to get unlimited cuts — but I think I ' d rather go to classes. 22. You know I ' d rather like to work if I ever had time. 23. Have you ever tried studying in the stacks? 24. Repeal is a definite relief, I find. 10 25. Haven ' t been in the Lib since Freshman year. 26. She ' ll never marry him — you see. 27. I guess I ' ll get myself a job in Macy ' s. 28. I ' d like to see her ten years from now. 29. She ' s awfully young yet, she ' ll learn. 30. I haven ' t any faith in Russian photographers. 31. God! You look grim. 32. What ' s the dollar doing? 43. I wish I were going to be here another year — I ' d take Anthro- pology. 44. Never put your orals off until Senior year — it ' s a mistake. 45. I suppose I might just as well ask the whole damned family to Garden Party and hope for the best. 46. I absolutely refuse to wear a big hat. 47. Typical — you spend four years here and then they make you buy your own diploma. 33. If she isn ' t living with him I ' d like to know what she is doing. 34. Well, while there ' s life there ' s hope — Margaret Ayer Barnes flunked Sophomore English. 35. Why didn ' t I take Hygiene when it was easy? 36. How ' s Herben getting along with Sophomore English? 37. There ' s too much emphasis on exams. 38. I think Hepburn is terribly over- rated as an actress. 39. Miss Thomas must have been a remarkable woman. 40. The Deanery is alright, but it has too much in it. 41. When I took Freshman English I never cracked a book for the exam — 42. If people don ' t stop swiping the books I need out of the Lib I ' m going to steal them permanently. 48. Who am I going to give my hoops to? 49. The next thing the radical ele- ment in the class will want Coughlin at Baccalaureate. 50. As I look out over your bright young faces and realize that you ill ii are about to go out into the world to become wives and mothers — 51. What good is a college education anyway? 52. Oh, Hell! 53. It ' ll be good for the incoming class. 54. I ' m sure glad I ' m getting out of this place before they put those comprehensives in. 55. Let ' s all get stinking the night before graduation. 56. If I pass that comprehensive I ' m going to get drunk and stay drunk for a week. 57. When I get my diploma I ' m go- ing around and sock that guy. 58. If these are the happiest days of my life what a dandy life I ' m going to have. 59. Where, oh, where are the staid old Seniors? 60. You know, it ' s really been an awful lot of fun. 61. If you ' re ever in town be sure to look me up. 62. I wish it were all over. 63. Don ' t they look impressive? 64. Thank you, Miss Park. 65. So this is LIFE! 12 Qlass Statistics Class Officers 1930-31. President: Nichols; Vice-President: Rothermel ; Secretary: Gribbel. 1931-32. President: H. Mitchell; Vice-President: Hannan; Secretary: Rothermel. 1932-33. President: Miles; Vice-President: Mackenzie; Secretary: Bowen. 1933-34. President: Miles; Vice-President: Mackenzie; Secretary: Bowen. Student Government 1930-31. Lee. 1931-32. Gribbel, H. Mitchell. 1932-33. Gribbel, H. Mitchell, Rothermel. 1933-34. President: H. Mitchell; Vice-President: Gribbel; Senior Member: Bertolet. Advisory Board: Bertolet, Coleman, F. Jones, M. Mitchell, Pleasanton. Undergraduate Association 1930-31 Freshman Member: Blume. 1931-32. Treasurer: Bowen. Sophomore Member: Bowie. 1932-33. Secretary: Bertolet. First Junior Member: Parnell. Second Junior Member: Culbertson. 1933-34. President: Nichols. Vice-President: Fouilhoux. Speakers ' Committee: Culbertson. Board: Bowen, F. Jones, Laudenberger, Marsh, M. Mitchell. Bryn Mawr League 1930-31. Freshman Representatives: Brown, Fraser. 1931-32. Assistant Bates House: Lee. 1932-33. Assistant Sunday Services: Rothermel. Bates House Manager: Lee. Assistant Bates House Manager: Parsons. Blind School: Fraser. Haverford Community Centre: Duany. Industrial Group: Bertolet. Maids ' Entertainment and Coaching: E. Snyder. 1933-34. President: Rothermel. Secretary and Treasurer: Lee. Sunday Services: Barnitz. Bryn Mawr Camp: Marsh. Summer School Chairman: E. Smith. Maids ' Vespers: Detwiler. International Relations Club 1932-33. President: Hart. 1933-34. Treasurer: Duany. French Club 1932-33. Secretary-Treasurer: Jarrett. 1933-34. President: Little; Secretary-Treasurer: Jarrett. Employment Bureau 1934. Chairman: Bowen. Undergraduate Assistant to the Director of Publication 1934. Barnitz. 13 Obituary (otice Just for a paltry DISTINCTION they left us! IN MEMORIAM HARUM ILLUSTRIUM QUAE SE HONORIBUS DEDICAVERUNT Jean Elizabeth Anderegg Janet Barton Barber Lula Howard Bowen Helen Bowie Mary Elizabeth Charlton Maria Middleton Coxe Alva Detwiler Elizabeth Fain Sarah Fraser Marianne Augusta Gateson Suzanne Halstead Janet Elizabeth Hannan Frances Follin Jones Sallie Jones Louise Swain Landreth Myra Wilson Little Elizabeth Murray Mackenzie Dorothy Haviland Nelson Mary Blake Nichols Gertrude Annetta Parnell Evelyn Macfarlane Patterson Barbara Eleanor Smith Anita Aurora Pawolleck de Varon E A 7T 4 C fisy A? 7J FACULTY SEND FLOWERS! ' Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread. The clock upbraids me with the waste of time. ' ' The mind shall banquet, though the body pine. ' Bare ruin ' d choirs, where late the siveet birds sang. Recollected in Tranquillity It was many, many, many years ago That I thought up this Bryn Mawr Big May Day show, I looked out on the campus, I said, These surroundings stamp us As Old English of four centuries ago. I got together Brady, Grant and Petts, I bellowed, Take your places in your sets, What though you look askance You are going to learn this dance. Then they curtseyed low and meekly whispered, Let ' s. I had a May-Queen party in the Gymn., I invited every pretty girl and slim; I walked them round in nighties While a little bunch of brighties Awaited my decision, looking grim. I wound ropes and ropes and ropes of paper flowers, I climbed up to plant the flags on Pembroke towers; When Merion Green wore out, With my six gardeners stout, I made the daisies grow in just two hours. I chased the Oxen round the Wyndham block, I held them while the driver donned his smock, And not content with that I made posies for his hat, Then he kissed me, for he came of Southern stock. 19 It was I who packed Queen Bess into her litter, It took me all my time to make it fit ' er; I told her when to bow And what to do and how, For in those robes she was an awkward critter. I showed the Dragon how to hold his tail, I wrought George of Merrie England ' s coat of mail; The lines of Quince and Bottom I and Sammy Arthur taught ' em, My method has been never known to fail. I grieved to see the students grow- ing thinner, I arranged for them a more sub- stantial dinner ; I promised each Professor If he made assignments lesser I would see that his court-costume was a winner. I directed Mrs. Collins in Public- ity, We worked out every detail most explicitly; I posted police pickets, I raised the price of tickets And chairmanned all committees with felicity. You say it must have been a dread- ful strain? O no, I ' d do it gladly all again, For there ' s nothing much to plan- ning Except soothing Mrs. Manning, When she has a spell of thinking it will rain. 20 ■ V : . %■ 3Mr x r r -..„ i The Flower Move through your hips Shelley was no barnyard fowl to be kept incolieqe , v in the grand manner Miss Park was adamant Paw, Styx v fe must get over the around v Come,Um.b The Dramatic T)iary ofT ' epys ' Cjhost {With apologies to S. P., in cor pore relicto) February 14, 1931. To the Nursery, where I did see a strange, fantastical piece called THE ROAD TO MARS, neither great nor serious, and indeed but a slight thing, writ by one Coxe, a new aspirant to the ranks of our dramatists. Yet the music and danc- ing, for which I do hear one Cornish is responsible, very fine. I did laugh mightily at the pleasant simplicities of Jones, Schwab, Church and Gerhard, and indeed the first of these promises much. Righter and Culbertson, who did sing the chief songs, performed very well. Nichols and Polachek also in good singing roles. The dresses all very strange and new. May 12, 1931. Again to the Nur- sery, to see three one-act plays, writ by Grant, Duany and Coxe. Much mirth at one Smith, who did play a clownish part — a great absurdity which they did call a Boy Scout. Boyd, Carpenter, Gateson, Jarrett, Butler and Nichols all acted with great sincerity. An odd mixture of plays; but went home well pleased. April 25, 1931. To the Duke ' s, to see ENCHANTED APRIL, very well done. Chiefly interested to see Grant, but newly come up from the Nursery, well suited to the role, which she did perform very adequately. November 21, 1931. To the King ' s Playhouse, where I did see BERK- ELEY SQUARE monstrously well done. The scene mightily splendid, and the dresses the true garbe of the days of Queen Anne. Afterwards, went behind the scenes, and spoke with Gateson, Meneely and Coxe, who had acted small roles therein. February 5, 1932. To White Hall, to see a French piece, entitled KNOCK, excellently well done, and a vastly amusing farce. Very good mirth at Jarrett, who enacted the main role with great spirit. October 25, 1932. To the Play- House near Lincoln ' s-Inn-Fields to see 23 HELENA ' S HUSBAND, which pleased me infinitely. The dresses very fine; much pleased with the wigs, all of wool, a new and strange device. Stevenson as the Ethiopian slave vast- ly diverting. Grant, as Helena, seemed a mighty pretty creature. Hart, who played Paris, a gallant, hath the motions and carriage of a spark the most that ever I saw. November 17, 1932. To the Red Bull, and there did see SAINT ' S DAY, which they do say was to have been called THE SAINT ' S MIS- TRESS, but that Her Majesty liked not that title, and indeed the play is as full of bawdy as a single act could well be, but diverting enough for all that. Many young players not long up from the Nursery did play very well, among them Jones, Schwab, Hannan, Nelson and Coxe. December 10, 1932. To the Cock- pit, to see THE ROYAL FAMILY, a play about the people of the stage — vastl y amusing to such as do have some acquaintance with the Theatres. Daniels and Trowbridge excellent in small parts. March 17, 1933. To the Court, where we were very merry over LE BOURGEOIS GENTILHOMME, in French, an old play, but which ' ' ikes me better every time I see it. Jarrett gives us fresh reason never to think enough of her, for none can out-do her in these Gallic roles. Fouilhoux also mighty pleasing. March 20, 1933. In Covent Gar- den tonight, and stopped at the great Coffee House there, under the man- agement of Greeks. There, I per- ceive, is very witty and pleasant dis- course, for the playwrights and all the wits of the town were gathered to felicitate Nelson and Hannan on the success of their new plays. Met many of these writers for our stage, includ- ing Daniels, Nichols, Schwab, Steven- son and Coxe, and was delighted to find Jones also among them, who, 24 they tell me, is like to be great in both acting and writing of Comedies, as was Betterton in Tragedy. April 22, 1933. To Blackfryers (in spite of my vow, I find I cannot keep long from the Theatres), to see LADY WINDERMERE ' S FAN, an excellent play, and acted to my great content. Fouilhoux, whom I have not seen this long time, played Lady Jedburgh. April 23, 1933. To Moorfields, to see THE DELUGE, a very ancient piece, and exceeding comical, acted in the open air, on platforms. Many new players, trained up in the Nur- sery, which for the past four years has produced a vast number of our best Thespians. Among these, Par- sons and Mackenzie especially fine; also Daniels and Parnell. Nichols, another who began in the Nursery, but has since been seen on our better stages, also acted therein, and excel- lently well, too. December 9, 1933. To Salisbury Court, and there saw THE KNIGHT OF THE BURNING PESTLE acted solely by females. The clothes very fine, ' of the fashion of King James ' time. Many players that I knew well in humorous parts; Fouilhoux as Mas- ter Merrythought; Nelson excellent as an ogre, terrifying to behold; Steven- son as a dwarf, at which excellent mirth. Two newcomers from the Nursery — Gribbel in the Host ' s part, and Boyd as a spectator; also Par- sons once more (as a gallant). Mis- tress Righter did play the Knight with great spirit and sincere feeling for comedy. But, as I said, two hun- dred and fifty years ago, when in the flesh, indeed the play itself should be 25 4ifc damned for dullness, for it is the most insipid, ridiculous play that ever I saw in my life, and pleased me not at all. February 12, 1934. This afternoon Jones did take me behind the scenes at the King ' s Playhouse, to see the company rehearsing, and the tire- women making the dresses; and to in- struct me a little in the making of scenes, whereof I have ever had a great curiosity. There I did meet the directors (among whom, indeed, Jones also is one of the best) : Barber, Schwab (who is also the Manager of the company), and Coxe. Among those chiefly responsible for the mak- ing of dresses and scenes are Barber, Coxe, Duany, Goldwasser, Lee and Robinson. Among their chief assist- ants are Bishop, Bowie, Butler, Car- ter, Coleman, Fox, Fraser, Jarrett, F. F. Jones, Landreth, Laudenberger, Mackenzie, McCormick, Meneely, Miles, H. J. Mitchell, Nelson, Nichols, Pleasanton, B. E. Smith (no relation to E. E. Smith, hitherto mentioned, and who is also concerned in these technical matters of the Theatre), and De Varon. 26 zJfrCusic from a zJhfute {With apologies to Halifax) Our Mute was discovered by Mr. Willoughby in the Music Room on a memorable Friday afternoon in Sep- tember, 1930. Our Mute, be it under- stood, is by no means incapable, but rather over-prolific of the spoken word. When, however, it is demand- ed of her that she sing, a certain buoyancy deserts her vocal system, and a tongue, famous in the family for the soprano pitch to which its screams can rise, when offered musi- cal accompaniment, dwells with re- current and hopeless persistence on the dull tone of Middle C. J Our Mute retired from the en- counter in no way discomposed, for her muteness, while a surprise to Mr. Willoughby, was an old story to her- self. She found, during the weeks that followed, a pleasant satisfaction in the contemplation of her fellow-class- mates as they memorized the words of Sophias, walking of an evening to the Greeks, or antiphonally voiced Hellenic melodies in the nightly tub. When the great Friday arrived, she tiptoed in the Cloisters as decorously as any other black-robed virgin, se- cure in her ensconcement between two resonant sopranos. No one of the un- witting audience guessed that a drone was in the hive, nor did her unsus- pecting Sophomore deliver up a lan- tern less readily to this goose among the swans, who had not earned her hire. Our Mute has always patronized the College Choir in its less soulful efforts. For her all music is bound up in th e classic canon of Gilbert and Sullivan. As a freshman, she giggled and sighed her sympathy with the three little maids from school, when Polachek played Pitti Sing in the Mikado; as a junior, she fell indis- criminately and desperately in love with the Heavy Dragoons. Now, in her senior senility, as she sits dozing in an early morning class, a mist rises before her eyes, through which she dimly sees again Righter across the aisle as the Idyllic Poet, or Culbert- son as the enchanting dairymaid, Pa- tience. Her admiration of the music- leaders, Bertolet, Meneely, and their crew, has induced her to be constantly associated with them, in a brave new world where she may sing vicariously when so moved. They, however, still deplore her unblushing lack of taste, when she declares herself reluctant to curtail the weekly sea-food lunch for the charms of Stokowski and his di- vine musicians on a Friday afternoon. Indeed, her appearance at Parzival in the orchestra stalls last Easter puz- zled the whole college, until, on being questioned, she admitted she was motivated by the meanest curiosity, to observe how her pink party dress looked on her roommate in the Maid- ens ' Chorus. 27 On only one occasion has Our Mute felt definitely her mistake in being born without the gift of song. The story is a sad one. In the guerilla warfare between the Sophomores and Freshmen over the Animal of 1935, Our Mute throughout the week played a distinguished part. She did not balk at sitting up all night to listen for odd sounds of hostile action; she rose at six on Saturday to patrol the Goodhart walk. At six o ' clock that evening, as the show was being cos- tumed, she strolled behind the build- ing to take a breath of air. Sounds floated toward her on the balmy sun- set breeze. She crept over to a light- ed window, and, looking in, beheld a cluster of singing freshmen rehears- ing loudly with last-minute abandon the precious animal song. Conceive her excitement as she drank in words and tune. Alas! conceive her horror, when she realized as all was over that, however she might reproduce the words, the tune had fallen on such barren ground as to be forever lost. In an agony of insufficiency, she forthwith fled the spot, never breathing to her classmates how near the victory had been. Her secret is her own until her death: then she knows there will be found the image of the Phoenix engraven on her heart. 28 zAiice in Cditorial-J and {With apologies to Lewis Carroll) COLLEGE NEWS Editor-in-Chief : S. Jones (THE QUEEN OF HEARTS) Copy Editor: N. Hart (THE KNAVE OF HEARTS) News Editor: J. E. Hannan (THE DUCHESS ' COOK) Sports Editor: S. Howe Editors: C. F. Grant E. Mackenzie (THE KING OF HEARTS) F. Porcher G. Rhoads (THE DORMOUSE) C. Robinson D. Tate-Smith F. Van Keuren Subscription Manager: D. Kalbach Business Manager: B. Lewis Assistant Business Managers: M. Berolzheimer D. Canaday Alice was beginning to get very tired of her Geology notes. What is the good of a Senior taking Geology? ' ' she asked of the left whisker of Jim- my Rhodes, that bristled in its gray paint above her desk, I don ' t care if I ' m walking on — Ouch! said a Voice from the ink- bottle, you ' ve jabbed your beastly pen-point under my left scapula! I never took Biology, replied Alice, pulling her pen out of the ink with great care; there, squirming on the end of it, was a small black Devil. Alice gently pulled her pen-point out of his shoulder-blade. Thank you, said he, giving him- self a shake that spattered Alice ' s Geology notes with ink. Then, with a twist of his six-inch tail, and paus- ing just long enough to see that the curl in it was properly graceful, he jumped off the desk and would have THE LANTERN Editor-in-Chief: C. Bredt (THE DUCHESS) Editors: M. Coxe (THE MARCH HARE) C. Bill (THE MOCK TURTLE) G. Franchot (THE WHITE QUEEN) G. Rhoads (THE DORMOUSE) E. Thompson (THE FROG FOOTMAN) Contributing Editors: M. Kidder (THE RED QUEEN) E. Wyckoff (THE MAD HATTER) Business Manager: A. Holloway Assistant Business Manager: P. Schwable been out of the Lib in another moment, if Alice had not caught him by the right foot. Just a moment, please, said Alice, who are you, and why are you in such a hurry? Printersdevillanternnewsdontst op- me, he answered all in one breath, and wriggling free, disappeared down 29 the steps, tripping over Silence as he went. This sounds like something new, thought Alice, as she hurried after him. She caught up with him just as he was disappearing through a win- dow of the large barn on Lower Campus. Alice just managed to squeeze after him, and landed in a heap, coughing furiously, for the lit- tle stall was so full of smoke she thought all the hay in the barn must have caught fire. Have a cigarette, said a Voice. Alice peered through the haze, and saw the person who had spoken — no less than her old friend the March Hare. I don ' t see any cigarettes. said Alice, looking sadly at the pile of smouldering butts in the ash-tray, from which all the smoke was coming. There aren ' t any, said the March Hare. Go on, Duchess. Alice was about to be angry, but her rage at the March Hare ' s rude- ness gave way to amazement as the other figures in the room appeared through the smoke. At the table, with a pile of manuscripts in her lap, sat the Duchess, the Frog Footman at her feet. The White Queen was perched on the window-sill, staring pensively at her finger-nails. The Red Queen was sitting on the table, looking aggriev- edly at the Mock Turtle, who was clicking his knitting-needles too loud- ly. The Mad Hatter and the March Hare sat on the sofa, with the Dor- mouse dozing between them. Need we go on with this? said the Duchess, glaring at Alice. Go on with what? Alice asked. The Soul-Portrait of the Amphi- oxus, the White Queen explained wearily. I think it ' s very — soulful. You would! snapped the Mad Hatter. I, for one, think it ' s quite — Quite what? asked the Mock Tur- tle, as the Hatter paused. Stark! bellowed the Hatter. One must think carefully before one speaks on such debatable issues. Oh, said the Mock Turtle weakly. Of course, of course; just what I was going to remark myself, mut- tered the Dormouse, as the March Hare poked him in the ribs to wake him up. The question is, how is it going to get in? said the Red Queen. Are we to bar things on the ground of incomprehensibility ? The question is, is it to get in at all? answered the Frog Footman, who never deigned to take his eyes off the ceiling. Alice thought him rather haughty. It ' s only incomprehensible because you don ' t know how to read it, said the March Hare, looking at the Duch- ess with contempt. Then why don ' t you read it your- self? As the Duchess spoke, the paper that had been in her hand flew through the smoke, and hit the March Hare in the eye. Because you won ' t let him, the Mad Hatter half rose from the sofa — Off with their heads! bellowed a familiar voice from somewhere near- by. Oh, dear, oh, dear, cried the Dormouse, waking up with a start. She ' s looking for me again. I must go, and he scuttled out of the door at the end of the stall. News! shouted the Printer ' s Devil, as he ran after the Dormouse. Come along. The Queen of Hearts is no news to me, thought Alice, as she followed the Dormouse into the next box-stall of the barn. There, sure enough, was the Queen, standing at the top of a long table, on which lay a row of heads — President Park ' s and Dean Manning ' s prominent among them — cut off at her orders from the bodies of newspaper columns that now sprawled helpless and headless under her great hand. The Knave of Hearts trembled before her. Off they ' ll come, every one of them, she shouted, snapping a large pair of shears under the Knave ' s nose, and yours will be the next one, if you can ' t bring me something better than these. Give us your evidence, the Queen shrieked, turning on the Duchess ' Cook, who was stirring the paste-pot at the other end of the table. Shan ' t! said the Cook, and lifted the paste-pot menacingly. She was to have covered it, said the King, frowning at the Cook till his black hair bristled behind his ears. My notion was that you had been (Before she had this fit) An obstacle that came between Him, and ourselves, and it, muttered a sleepy voice from under the table. Talking in his sleep again, said the King severely. Collar that Dormouse, the Queen shrieked out. Suppress him! Pinch him! Off with his whiskers! But the Dormouse fled, and the Printer ' s Devil only fished a piece of paper from under the table. That proves his guilt, said the Queen, when she saw it. Might be an important piece of evidence, suggested the Knave. Never! said the Queen furiously. Off with his head! But before any- one could move, the Knave had fol- lowed the Dormouse. Meanwhile the Cook had seized the paper. We ' ll put it in — well peppered, she said grimly. Our customers said there was too much pepper in the last, the King cut in quickly. ' Til abdicate if they don ' t like it! shouted the Queen. Off with their heads! and she brandished the shears so fiercely that the King trembled and the Cook stopped stirring the paste- pot. My dear, the King began gently, but he was interrupted by the loud ringing of a bell. Ye gods! my Geology notes! cried Alice, as she fled off to the Lib., of course arriving just after the doors had been locked for the night. 31 %T tA The Troubles of Tuppy Trouble began for Tuppy the first week of freshman year, when she ex- pressed to Doctor Wagoner a desire to take both Body Mechanics and Hy- giene immediately. Doc. Wag. could not conceive that her motive was a zealous one: it seemed to her to sig- nify a childish eagerness to gulp down all the medicine at once instead of dutifully accepting it according to the prescribed doses. Petts touched the matter off by declaring that if Miss Tuppy learned to contract her ilio- psoas, thrust her chest forward and her stomach back, and swing her hips in counter-clockwise revolutions, in the next few months, she would have enough to think about without inves- tigating the insides of her body until sophomore year. To this Tuppy meek- ly answered that she saw the error of her ways; but from that day forth she was for the Gym Department a woman with a past. Tuppy played hockey as second team substitute her freshman year. In win- ter she played swimming, until she left the class by request after having pulled Miss Brady overboard in the execution of her first back-dive. The day before she was compelled to give up swimming, Tuppy had had her hair cut, for it had taken her some time to realize how inconvenient it was to be oozing chlorine water on her German notes all through her twelve o ' clock class. Tuppy joined beginners ' tennis in the spring, lost her three new balls in the wilderness behind the back- board the first day she practiced, and failed to turn up again for the re- mainder of the season. During sophomore year, Tuppy ' s interest in organized athletics waned. Occasionally she went down to hockey when the afternoon was fine, or chap- eroned a freshman swimming party in a borrowed B. M. C. ; but her main energies she was consciously reserving for the systematic strain which her prep school memories forewarned her would result from early morning country dancing on the green. The Monday after Big May Day, Tuppy found herself with an awkward case of poison ivy in the Inf., on account of which she said she would demand compensation from the college, for omitting to take thought for the rank weeds of the field, on which they forced their merrie schollers to sit down when not performing. Tuppy spent her junior year trying to catch up with athletic credits, which eluded her inexplicably. By some freak she was elected captain of class hockey, but was never able to collect more than two-elevenths of a team, of which one-eleventh was her best friend who had never played before. In winter, she betook herself to pas- tures new where she might amble round with a lacrosse stick, thinking early practices were just the thing to wake her up for arguing with the freshmen in her nine o ' clock Philos. class. Had not a sudden cold turn in the weather and the acute indisposi- tion of her sixty-cent alarm clock providentially frustrated her lacrosse career, Tuppy would undoubtedly have broken every window-breaking record in the heavier-ball class. 32 Tuppy ' s troubles reached their climax in her senior year, when her joie de vivre threatened to be seri- ously affected, if she could not find a sport which her interest would induce her to pursue with the minimum of inattention. She was still required , when she signed up on the dotted line for Sunbaths and Fencing. The for- mer Tuppy passed triumphantly, and took heart of grace. In the latter, she began well by purchasing the full equipment, which she paraded in the Library on lesson-evenings, vindicat- ing to her friends the fashionable Mae West bust. From her introductory les- son, the romance of fencing captivated Tuppy. It is not a sport, said she, it is an art: life is short and art is long, but if I can become good enough to beat Herolzheimer in the Junior Meet, that is all that matters. Tuppy fortunately lost to Herolzheimer, and continued to attend her lessons until the last week of the year, when she broke off an assaut with Monsieur Fiems precipitantly, on discovering her French unequal to the simple Eng- lish sentiment: The tape of my tights has burst. On Garden Party afternoon, Miss Petts remarked to Tuppy that her rec- ords did not show that she had passed the Freshman Swimming Test. Tuppy promised faithfully to take it next day at nine. On Commencement morning, she remembered she had not gone down to take her test, and a frantic Tuppy fled to Yarrow to rout out Miss Petts and drag her to the Gym. At 10.45, Tuppy was endeavoring to stop floating and sink for the second time. At 10.55, Tuppy was being dressed by the united efforts of Petts, Brady and the woman in the basement. At eleven, she slipped into the academic procession as it entered Goodhart, with a black cap crowning her lank, streaming hair and the white dress under her gown clinging damply to her body. At precisely twelve o ' clock, Tuppy was being called to the plat- form to receive the European Fellow- ship. Her steps made a strange squelching sound in the hushed audi- torium. A gasping class observed her pink legs rising out of rubber shoes, as the black, decorous upper part of Tuppy shook hands gravely with Miss Park. 33 1930-31 HOCKEY Bishop, Bowie, Boyd, Carpenter, Carter, Daniels, Gerhard, Jarrett, S. Jones, Miles, Nichols, Rothermel, E. Smith. On Varsity: Bishop, Carter, Gerhard, Jarrett, S. Jones, Rothermel, E. Smith. BASKETBALL Bishop, Boyd, Butler, Daniels, Jarrett, McCormick, Nichols, Rothermel, E. Smith. On Varsity: Boyd. SWIMMING Cornish, Daniels, Jarrett, Landreth, M. Mitchell, Polachek, Totten. On Varsity: Daniels, Jarrett, Landreth, M. Mitchell, Totten. TENNIS Allen, Carter, Daniels, Haskell, Hurd, Jarrett. On Varsity: Allen, Haskell. FENCING On Varsity: Gateson. Junior Champion: Gateson; Junior Runner-up: Coxe. ARCHERY On Varsity: Bishop. 1931-32 HOCKEY Bishop, Bowie, Boyd, Carter, Daniels, Gerhard, Hannan, Jarrett, S. Jones, Miles, Nichols, Rothermel (Capt.), E. Smith, Stevenson. On Varsity: Bishop, Gerhard, Rothermel, E. Smith, Stevenson. BASKETBALL Bishop, Boyd, Daniels, McCormick, Rothermel, E. Smith. On Varsity: Boyd, McCormick. SWIMMING Butler, Daniels, Jarrett, Meneely, M. Mitchell, E. Smith. On Varsity: Daniels, Jarrett, Meneely, M. Mitchell, E. Smith. Swimming Cup: M. Mitchell. Diving Cup: Daniels. TENNIS On Varsity: Haskell. FENCING On Varsity: Gateson, Coxe. 34 1932-33 HOCKEY Bowie, Carpenter, Coxe, Gribbel, Hurd, Mackenzie (Capt.), McCormick, Miles, Nichols, Rorke, E. Smith, Yoakam. On Varsity: Bishop, Carter, Daniels, Rothermel (Mgr.), Stevenson. BASKETBALL Carter, Daniels, Gribbel, Hurd, F. Jones, Pleasanton, Rothermel, E. Smith, Yoakam. On Varsity: Bishop, McCormick, Nichols. SWIMMING On Varsity: Butler, Daniels (Mgr.), Goldvvasser. Diving Cup: Daniels. TENNIS Carter, Gribbel, Hurd, Suppes. On Varsity: Carter. FENCING On Varsity: Gateson (Capt.), Coxe. Senior Champion: Gateson. 1933-34 HOCKEY Bowie, Boyd, Duany, Fouilhoux, Hannan, Haskell, F. Jones, Mackenzie, Miles, M. Mitchell, Nichols. Varsity: Bishop, Carter, Daniels, Gribbel, Rothermel (Capt.), E. Smith, Stevenson. BASKETBALL Carter, Duany, Gribbel, Hurd, F. Jones, Miles. Varsity: Bishop, Boyd, Jarrett, S. Jones, McCormick, Rothermel. SWIMMING Bishop, H. Brown, Butler (Capt.), Daniels, Landreth, Meneely, M. Mitchell. Varsity: Butler, Daniels (Capt.), M. Mitchell. FENCING Varsity: Gateson (Capt.), Coxe. 35 Tristram Shandy zAmong the Houyhnhnms {With apologies to Sterne and Swift) A man and his HOBBY-HORSE, though I cannot say that they act and react exactly after the same manner in which the soul and body do upon each other: Yet doubtless there is a communication between them of some kind ; and my opinion rather is, that there is something in it more of the manner of electrified bodies — and that — by means of the heated parts of the rider, which come immediately into contact with the back of the HOBBY- HORSE — by long journeys and much friction, it so happens, that the body of the rider is at length filled as full of HOBBY-HORSICAL matter as it can hold — so that if you are able to give but a clear description of the nature of the one, you may form a pretty exact notion of the genius and character of the other. One evening I sat writing in my study — you, kind reader, who have looked with favor — or lack of it — on my Life and Opinions, know that I am on occasion given to do so. But, in- deed, for some time — perhaps half an hour, perhaps less, perhaps more — who knows? — I had written not a line - — for I was listening to my Uncle Toby. You who know my Uncle Toby will already have guessed — and right- ly, too — that he was whistling Lilla- bullero upstairs. My door opened softly — since my birth, Walter Shandy had once re- membered to have the hinges adjust- ed — and in came a parson. No, Eugenius, it was not Yorick — alas, poor Yorick! — but the shade of Doc- tor S. I rose at once, and bade him be seated, but he shook his head — perhaps I should say, the ghost of his head — and said — before I could ask him whence he came, had I ever had any such intention: I have come to take you with me to the Land of the Houyhnhnms. Indeed, I began, but he went on: I must freely confess that the many virtues of these excellent quadrupeds placed in opposite view to human cor- ruptions, had so far opened my eyes and enlarged my understanding, that I began to view the actions and pas- sions of man in a very different light, and to think the honor of my own kind not worth managing. But all that is changed since the spirit of your Life and Opinions came among that excellent people, for now they have re- jected serious pursuits to become mere HOBBY-HORSES. You have snatched away the peace of my shade, and un- less you restore it I shall give you no rest in this world or the next. Come! He waved his hand. The walls of Shandy-Hall — where, with the help of the midwife and the interference of Dr. Slop, I had come into this world, and whence I had hoped to go to join poor Yorick — dear departed friend, when shall I see thee more? — the mad Shandean walls faded before my eyes. The next instant I found myself, with Doctor S. at my side, in a large meadow, with a great grey stone barn beside it. Look, said my companion, stretching a bony finger toward the right, where I saw tennis courts, a golf links, and a lake, with sailboats and a rowboat — from the latter fishing lines stretched in all directions, held by two large percherons. 1 Two more 2 ' Fortunately, owing to the recent discovery of certain autobiographical confessions, in manuscript (known to the learned world as B. M. C. Year Book Ques- tionnaire (..34), the Editor is now enabled to give the initials of those Yahoos into whose possession these un- fortunate Houvhnhnms had fallen, on becoming HOBBY-HORSES. The owners of the percherons were C. B. and S. F. HOBBIES belonging to K. L. G. and M. M. C. would in all probability have been found in the sail- boats, had Tristram been near enough to observe them in more detail. 2 H. B. and M. W. C. 36 were lying blissfully on their side in the sun-warmed shallows. A couple of roan fillies were playing tennis with rackets strapped to their right fore-hocks. There is worse to come, said the shade of Doctor S. As I followed him toward the barn, a golf-ball flew past my right ear, followed by a neigh of Fore — nnrff! and a young bay mare 4 cantered past with a mashee in her teeth. Just outside the barn, we found nine Houyhnhnms standing by the fence of a miniature paddock, gazing with rapt attention at a collection of toy animals, guarded by a regiment of tin soldiers — how my Uncle Toby would have relished those diminutive militarists — inside the enclosure. See, said my companion, this no- ble race, that once scorned all others, now looks with admiration on the in- significant images of the beasts of the earth — even on the most despicable form of man, the lowest of the Yahoos ! Cab Calloway embroidered on his halter was neighing at the top of his lungs; 10 his teeth looked unpleasantly large. My companion pulled my sleeve — I felt from my heart for the mournful expression in his eyes — and I followed him to the largest stall, at the end of the building. Doctor S. bowed his head sadly as he opened the gate: within sat several small groups of young Houyhnhnms. Four were ar- guing over a bridge table in one cor- As we entered the great barn, we heard a confusion of musical sounds, that made me long to be listening peacefully to Ltllibullero. Looking into a stall at my left, I saw two young Houyhnhnms playing a duet on a piano; two more listened ecstat- ically to a victrola; 7 in the center of the room a white 8 and a chestnut 9 mare were dancing with two bay stal- lions; in a corner, a jet stallion with 3 M. L. H. and L. McC. 4 M. D. C. B B. B., M. D. C. (who see ms to have had several HOBBIES) ; M. E. C. E. M. M., J. E. P., E. E. S., V. E. T. (appro- priate initials for an owner of HOBBY- HORSES), and the poor Houyhnhnm who went mad over tin soldiers must have been the mount of D. H. N. e J. W. C. and M. G. D. ' A. D. and G. A. P. 8 M. B. N. 8 S. D. ner; 11 five were reclining on a divan- like structure, knitting horse-blankets of fantastic hues 12 — heaven forgive me for ever having called the Shandys mad — three more were neighing over an art collection on the walls; 13 two or three were reading in spite of the din 14 — magazines and detective stor- ies, O Eugenius! — one was poring over a collection of insects and bee- tles 10 — which my father, Walter Shan- dy, could never abide — another was painting marionettes, 16 into which a companion filly was putting a mechan- 10 M. C. J. E. A., M. K. B.. M. M. R. and C. O. S. 12 H. E. B., M. D. C. (truly, this HOBBY- rider keeps a whole stable), L. V. B. C, K. L. F. and E. A. W. H. B., A. A. P. DeV., J. B. R. U C. C. E. J. P., M. D. C. 13 E. J. P. 1C L. C. T. 37 ism to make them say Mamma! 17 — into a figure of Caesar Borgia, as well as into one of Al Jolson. In another corner a handsome mare was drinking whole bottles of different kinds of wine, 18 while two others were hanging up the bottles by their necks to hooks in the wall. 19 Come upstairs, whispered Doctor S. As I dazedly followed him up the ladder to the hay-loft, we were almost knocked headlong by a frisky young Houyhnhnm galloping down back- wards. 20 One of our worst, sighed the Doc- tor, but the saddest case of all is now in Bedlam — a lovely young filly who went out of her mind over big game hunting. 21 Hunting? Lions and tigers? -and ! he whis- ' Stallions- pered. Boo-oo-oo— nrmph ! came an eerie neigh from a feed-room on our left. Looking in, we saw a black-maned, bay mare in a night-gown, 22 making strange motions, while a lanky, white filly took down learned notes. 23 Haunting . . . and Spiritualism, Doctor S. explained, and we passed on to the main hay-loft. Here we found two Houyhnhnms sitting en- tranced before a white screen, 24 on which a large-eared black mouse in big-buttoned short trousers cut absurd capers. A third Houyhnhnm was neighing at the top of her high- pitched voice that the picture was ter- rible, 25 but no one paid any attention to her. Two more, in a corner, were arguing about the light, 26 and about the possibilities of using other colors besides black and white in such dem- onstrations of the rodential biped. We departed hastily, and descend- ed the ladder. But we had some dif- ficulty in escaping to the outer air, for the doorway was blocked by a neigh- 17 J. E. H. 18 A. C. F. A. A. P. DeV. and G. W. M. 20 O. H. J. 21 H. J. M. 22 B. C. G. 23 H. G. 24 D. L. K. and M. G. M. (again the initials are appropriate to the owner of such a HOBBY. We begin to suspect the cor- rectness of our author ' s opening asser- tion). S J. B. B., who describes her mount as De- structive Criticism — a hard-mouthed beast indeed. 2C M. M. C. and C. M. D. ing crowd of infuriated Houyhnhnms attempting to exterminate a weak- looking, loose-mouthed mare. Justice at last, said the Doctor grimly, as we evaded them. That, he added, seeing the question in my look, is one who came most danger- ously under your influence, having just published A Sentimental Disserta- tion On The Amorous Relations Of The Houynhnms, And Remedies For Difficulties Encountered. 2 ' 1 This was too much! I begged Doc- tor S. to let me return to my Uncle Toby and the Widow Wadman, Wal- ter Shandy, and Obediah, and Cor- poral Trim. The requisite permission was granted, on my promising to re- tract all my Opinions on HOBBY- HORSES, and to write on that fertile subject no more. This little pamphlet is indeed but an Introduction — a Preface — nay, a Dedication to the in- estimable Doctor S. — of my five-vol- ume work to come, on the evils of riding HOBBIES. Peace to thy shade, Doctor S. — and to the Houyhnhnms, when they shall have perused and ab- sorbed my coming endeavors — as I wish to rest quietly in Shandy-Hall, with my Uncle Toby smoking his pipe by my study-fire. Shandy-Hall, 17 — . C. F. G. 38 H IKD UN GLE OOK With aboloai. €s to T V K. L he B.M.C.F K A A (h.t.m) Wisest of the JunaU- Kind, 5cc na most when seemina Mind;, 7aK«5 bad Bandars by surprise, Reeves them wltk aw-ful tyes , At Kaas call tkey kiust obey, And have no power to run a.way„ Bandar , learn a. little sense. Life — ov Death — can Kaa dispense. THE CH0il -50M6 OF THE BANDAR- LOG Dont you £cv y our prance -lu I band ' s ?- — Holdino out notes witk ouv extra hands, While the U ind-5n-tke- WilloW pi {-ekes it hiqk, And tke noble noise we n-,a.Ke fills the 5 lCy With the fame of the foolish bandar- kt ' ncl, But we, like oui wusic, So « Ne er vnind ! K.OT I C ) (l.C.H.) From ike mists of 4k Not He™ Island KoTicK , Ottr k kite Seal, Comes Three xkoasatd miles of ocean. divide ike shares where he name Is Know or ike deep- sea wisdom. •{ fke aac- old is and heme 1kar sewT «Ts sons -fo 4l x ends o f ike woWd -fckrerunk .jorosT or sfav- .flecked loam . 5Ke fells ol He Sea- Bom T£oj le s, £-(ke land} Hat Khew -ekeir lame, A d +l e weaker eavrk- bovtv. noxious ux.{ bowed 4o {kern wl«en 4key came Ou4 of the cold ( lortk- Eastward ( ' witk -fke sleef, {he wtnd ( and. vu ' tn . We kear ike Wife eals Movies, xnd (we j their aiovy aqaln , 5HEKE KH AN (5.J.K) Before 5kere Khan., when we beqan Our Jungle life . we bowed ; Wis vepu+aiion -throuah our naxiaiv Held the younq Cabs cowed . A miahty lord ( when eVr Ke roared The. Junale-roo£- Trees shooK, And some have lea ned -they ill discerned Who 5here Khans kraTh misfooK. Bui those who soiujkt deavly bouqkt This priceless wi ' sdom Khow The Hoi tfed tlouier wAll maKe him cower— Mi ' s wh iskers burn liKe toW. And Since That shock at ike Gune l7(ock VJken aw«l r - cub smaed them well, Thty have UKea him more ihan (Key if a«d lejorc, Who Skere K an$ secret 4 ell. BALOO lc BAGHEELKA This is the La of the Junale, a3 old and as -true, as the sky— You. must speaK all theTon jues of the RopUs, i£. d.anaer you. irtope to defy. t4o harK to aloo ar (i Eaahee-ra, whose wisdom is deep, fyr they Knotf The Master Words of the Junale, And will save ott {verm peril fewoe. When, you Vire o{the t fotf-Pac ,fc wander, in, search of new huntmo -grounds fa -, The Words will a ve Mou 6ood Huntina hi the. lands where the 5tvanqe HopU are. Because of the WortU .you ' ll find welcome, and shelter X-ro n sun- heat grra ' tn— ■ Then remember the Bear $UwK Tonther, who battened them Into your brain,. Sell Us lrJe K 4cn Ptei3 t«r lokcn, Deck dc 5eqt I ovmhT von.obe . RlKKl -TIKKl -TAVl (c. G F.) 10 -Sit Fi«ht and curiosity C Kun ar cl Imd out ! is his treedj Are whereve-r RiK may be ; It ' s best to ao where he wevy lead.; R.K-tiKKi-tiKKi.tke ivovxj -{ano-ed- a miahtrCi hunter indeed. Who will deliver ms , who From Republicans , jrown onQraft {at ? IfiKKi .the vadiant , Ue J: rue, Uncoivver table Democrat. Terror {hoi hides in bad aoverhmeia lees £rom. h«m, — -runs, as the mouse frcn the car. HATH I (UK ) The wisdom of Hathi we land Haue Know CWe , twice, and aaam ' And ike Jungle ' s wavs -irkrott k so many days He has ticked .that Mle is Uft to away, Ihouah much to am. us e(t his humeri his o« ) Once , twice ana aaaln ' With friendship k Honor 4r much respect, Once , -twice avid a am I To listen we eaiwfc, while he spoke of ike .(W 3j the people J That Iwed ere ou JunaU $ name I Mas kea d- and we. bowed foh ' intellect, Onctt, , 4rwic«, and aaatn,. A k e: la (m . ' p) Because of his aoe eV his cunntna, because of. his a p his paW, In all that the Law leave th open the wo d of the Head h olf i5 (aV, And when there is strife in the Council, his wisdom will act as a spell.-— Ve all Know the Law socys Mela. LooK weM, O Wolves , look well l 5o the Wolf- Pack will wwer be .fore him. 8c Ihe nuaht of his pow«r is plain.. Few the strength of. the PacK , he a-ssefts (f, fc the £acK papers much m his reiar . N.B. Tk e« of ike 6 ev .BrotWs disci o-sedt below the, 5ra4t, To lA it : t.W. ' b. ,H.i-.6.,frSe. i Oh, zMy Prophetic Soul In line with the new social welfare program of the triumphant Democratic candidate for Dictator of the United States, Charles Ghequiere Fenwick, a check-up of the penal institutions conducted by a member of the brain trust, Miss Susan Kingsbury, revealed that in the year 1944 there were more women incarcerated as public enemies than men. II Duce Fenwick himself visited Merion Penitentiary, which is devoted to the accommodation of feminine menaces, and personally interviewed the inmates as to just why they had come to such a bad end and what they had done to achieve their downhill develop- ment. The following table has been prepared to facilitate the theses of students in the Psychology Department of the leading women ' s college in the country, Bryn Mawr: the purpose of the table being to catalogue the offenses committed. Boyd, Mary. Translating obscene books and offering them for sale to minors. Bredt, Catherine. Insubordination. Brown, Christine. Association with undesirable characters (Barbara Smith) and loitering in public places. Brown, Halla students. Butler, Beatrice. Dissipation of pub- lic authority. Carpenter, Mary. Loitering on the Princeton campus. Carter, Frances. Impersonation of Janet Gaynor. Charlton, Mary. Stealing animals from the Bronx Zoo and confining them on a mantelpiece. Anderegg, Jean. Impersonation of Mata Hari. Baldwin, Helen. Heading a conspir- acy to revive the League of Nations. Barber, Janet. Indecent manoeuvers before the public gaze. Barnitz, Mary. Religious excesses. Bertolet, Ruth. Absconding with pub- lic funds. Bishop, Barbara. Cruelty to children — specifically, forcing them to play hockey, basketball and lacrosse at the age of three weeks. Bowen, Lula. Violation with respect to self of the child labor statutes. Bowie, Helen. Soliciting autographs by unethical means. Vivisection of medical 44 Church, Gabriel. Inciting riot and civil commotion by unaesthetic color combinations. Coleman, Constance. Abuse of fra- ternity privilege. i fs Cooke, Mary. Nocturnal social inter- course through a window. Corliss, Helen. Overpopulating the country with malice aforethought. Cornish, Mimi. Disorderly conduct in Carnegie Hall — Cab Calloway conducting. Coughlin, Lenchen. Habitual vagran- cy in foreign ports. Coxe, Maria. Blasphemy from front row balcony during the production of her first play. Culbertson, Junia. Deliberate over- crowding of embassies during social events — causing extensive loss of life and limbs in the higher circles of society. Daniels, Susan. Encouraging moral laxity, extensive families, and advo- cating communal education for the children thus produced. Dannenbaum, Margaret. Complicity in the demise of Sergei Rachmani- noff (the said demise being brought about by forcing the victim to play piano duets with the defendant). Davis, Emily. Attempting to make Democrats of the Republicans, and encouraging street fighting to make the world safe for democracy. Detwiler, Alva. Grand larceny in re- spect to Ph.D. degree from Bryn Mawr. Duany, Carmen. Brushing teeth in public places, driving nails in park benches, taking illegal pictures, and failure to provide for children. Fain, Elizabeth. Endangering infant and senile mentalities by masque- rading as a sprite. Fouilhoux, Anita. Instigation of po- litical brawling. Fox, Katherine. Perpetrating an eco- nomic hoax. Fraser, Sarah. Defacing public mon- uments, illegal removal of public property, and abuse of wool-bearing animals. Gardner, Julia. Deliberate conceal- ment of identity. Gateson, Marianne. Vagrancy on t he Haverford College premises. Gill, Helen. Calling up unloved images of the dead. Goldwasser, Betti. Plagiarism of the works of Paul Weiss. Grant, Clara Frances. Betrayal of military secrets unfairly unearthed. Gribbel, Katherine. Monopolizing the lakes of Central Park for the pur- pose of sailing boats after the al- lowed age limit has been passed. Halstead, Susan. Refusal to abide by the issuance of a writ of quare clausum fregit. Hannan, Elizabeth. Promiscuous re- lations with the guards of historical documents in the British museum. Hart, Nancy. Refusal to admit the existence of a power greater than personal opinion. Haskell, Margaret. Use of unethical methods to attain fulfillment of am- bition (hunting the male of the species with firearms). Hirons, Cornelia. Intellectual ob- struction of traffic in scientific cir- cles. Hope, Marian. Assault and battery, and imposing upon those not her physical equals. Hurd, Laura. Encouraging the down- fall of the institution of the home by forming a Home and Happiness Club. 45 Jarrett, Olivia. Promoting the inebri- ation of the great minds of the American Universities (name of victims suppressed at the request of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children). Jones, Frances. Desecration of sacred remains. Kalbach, Dorothy. Handling porno- graphic advertising for a nudist magazine. Knapp, Anne. Watering stocks. Landreth, Louise. Blowing up build- ings in order to escape boredom, and mutilation of manuscripts. Laudenberger, Mary. Impersonation of the Virgin. Lee, Marjorie. Driving the populace to excesses by wholesale reform of popular abuses. Levin, Eva Leah. Boring the public with libelous imitations. Little, Myra. Violating the patents of Paris modistes, and using the mails for the transportation of injurious correspondence. Mackenzie, Elizabeth. Monopolization of learning. Marsh, Margaret. Forcing philan- thropy on a jaded world. McCormick, Louise. Earning money in any way, shape or form, without due respect for shape. Mclver, Cora. Refusal to fill out any blanks, questionnaires or estimates submitted for the good of the realm. Meehan, Grace. Overconsumption of champagne for the barbaric purpose of saving the bottles. Meneely, Louise. Peddling without a license. Miles, Sarah. Perpetual possession and avid perusal of pornographic literature. Mitchell, Harriet. Revolutionary at- tempts to establish a dictatorship. Mitchell, Marion. Usurping the throne of England and then outrag- ing the sensibilities of the people by making Mickey Mouse Prince Con- sort. Nelson, Haviland. Obtaining under false pretenses floral tributes from the heads of intellectual institutions. Nichols, Mary. Monopolization of public idols. 46 Parnell, Gertrude. Obtaining entrance to establishments for the infirm and aged for no good and sufficient reason. Parsons, Esther. Wantonly taking the lives of defenseless infants. Patterson, Evelyn. Exhibitionism. Pleasonton, Frances. Acting as a car- rier for canine diseases. Polachek, Jane. Disturbing the peace and outraging the sensibilities of the nation by abuse of an artistic medium. Righter, Margaret. Pernicious seduc- tion of the officers of the law. Robinson, Constance. Extradited from France, for attempting to steal the Citroen sign on top of the Eiffel Tower. Rothermel, Josephine. Pursuit of happiness. Russell, Lillian. False assumption of title. Schwab, Caroline. Stealing the thun- der of Madame de Pompadour. Smith, Esther. Conduct unbecoming a lady. Smith, Barbara. Association with un- desirable characters (Christine Brown) and loitering in public places. Snyder, Emmaleine. Detracting from the dignity of antiquity, and cor- rupting the minds of the young. Snyder, Mary Ruth. Usurping the succession to Samuel Insull. Stevenson, Nancy. Playing in the street, as refusal to accept the in- evitability of reaching majority. Suppes, Sara Ann. Instigating inter- national uprising for the purpose of exterminating language examina- tions. Trowbridge, Elvira. Polygamy with all the leading archaeologists in America and Greece. Turner, Louise. Pursuit of bearded gentlemen. De Varon, Anita. Disturbing mental balance of the nation by sustained aesthetic frenzies. Walter, Elizabeth. Knitting things that have no established character and which never attain a stage of completion. The above is a complete list of all those who have been admitted to Merion Penitentiary within the past year with the exception of one Sallie Jones, who was admitted on a charge of libel, but who was so badly beaten about the head and ears that she lived but a short time and passed on to a better world, leaving a circle of wild- ly cheering friends. 47 JEAN ELIZABETH ANDEREGG HELEN ELIZABETH BALDWIN JANET BARTON BARBER ' V- RUTH BERTOLET BARBARA SWAN BISHOP LULA HOWARD BOWEN HELEN BOWIE MARY KELLER BOYD CATHERINE CORNTHWAITE BRF.DT CHRISTINE McLAREX BROWN HALLA BROWN 1 BEATRICE BUTLER MARY DOUGLAS CARPENTER FRANCES CARTER MARY ELIZABETH CHARLTON GABRIEL BROOKE CHURCH CONSTANCE COLEMAN MARY WARNER COOKE HELEN BALL CORLISS MIRIAM CORXISH LENCHEN VERNER BARING COUGHLIN MARIA MIDDLETON COXE ALVA DETWILER CARMEN DUANY ELIZABETH FAIN ANITA CLARK FOUILHOUX KATHERINE LOUISE FOX SARAH FRASER JULIA GOODALL GARDNER MARIANNE AUGUSTA GATESON HELEX GERTRUDE GILL BETTI CAROLYN GOLDWASSER CLA RA FRANXES GRANT KATHERINE LATTA GR1BBEL SUZANNE HALSTEAD JANET ELIZABETH HANNAN ELLEN NANCY HART MARGARET LOUISE HASKELL CORNELIA POST HIROXS MARIAN TALCOTT HOPE LAURA HURD OLIVIA HEATHER JARRETT FRANCES FOLLIN TONES sa:.:.:e jo:;: DOROTHY LOUISE KALBACH ANNE ALLEN KNAPP LOUISE SWAIN LANDRETH MARY ELIZABETH LAUDENBERGER MARJORIE ELIZABETH LEE MYRA WILSON LITTLE ELIZABETH MURRAY MACKENZIE MARGARET MARSH LOUISE McCORMICK CORA LOUISE McIVER GRACE WICKHAM MEEHAN ELIZABETH LOUISE MEXEELY SARAH BACHE MILES HARRIET JEAN MITCHELL MARION GARDINER MITCHELL DOROTHY HAVILAND NELSON MARY BLAKE NICHOLS G ERTRUDE AXXETTA PARNELL ESTHER JANE PARSONS EVELYN MACFARLANE PATTERSON FRANCES PLEASOXTOX JAXE EVELYN POLACHEK MARGARET MITCHELL RIGHTER CONSTANCE BAYLES ROBINSON JO SEPHINE BRVAXT ROTHERMEL LILLIAN ALFREBELLE RUSSELL CAROLINE OGDEX SCHWAB BARBARA ELEANOR SMITH ESTHER ELIZABETH SMITH EMMALEINE ALBERTA SNYDER MARY RUTH SNYDER NANCY STEVENSON SARA ANN DIBERT SUPPES VIRGINIA ELVIRA TROWBRIDGE LOUISE CLEW ELL TURNER ANITA AURORA PAWOLLECK DE VARON ■mv ELIZABETH ALLEN WALTER POST-GRADUATE ECONOMICS IN THE COLLEGE OF EXPERIENCE COURSE 110. the economics of quality. This course is an explanation of the practical thesis that the purchase of good things in the beginning is the greatest economy in the end. It is not what you pay, but what you get, that determines whether or not you are buying wisely. Text — The Whistle by Benjamin Franklin. Class meets every day for the remainder of your life. Doctor Thrift. COURSE 140. THE REPUTATION OF GOODS AS AN ECONOMIC FACTOR IN purchasing. This course demonstrates the practical utility of buying merchandise which, because of its inherent reputation, has lasting merit and gives enduring satisfaction — and the wisdom of buying where caveat emptor and just as good are omitted from the vocabulary of the proprietor. Class meets whenever a purchase is being contemplated. Professor Good Name. FOR SCHOOL OR CLASS RINGS; FOR THE GIFTS THAT WOULD PLEASE YOU AT GRADUATION; FOR THE TOKENS YOU WISH TO PRESENT TO MEMBERS OF YOUR CLASS; OR FOR CLASS GIFTS TO SCHOOL OR COLLEGE, WE HAVE MANY APPROPRIATE SUGGESTIONS AND A WIDE SELECTION FROM WHICH TO CHOOSE. BLACK STARR - FROST GORHAM JEWELERS ■ SILVERSMITHS • STATIONERS FIFTH AVE. AT 48th ST., NEW YORK • Associated with spaulding-gorham, Chicago „tf.BANKSfr| Established 1832 1218-22 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA i i GIFTS ' A brochure mailed upon request — illustrates and prices Jewels, Watches, Clocks, Silver, China, Glass, Leather and Novelties from which may be selected distinctive Gifts for Wedding, Birthday, Graduation and other occasions. Designers and Makers of the Bryn Mawr College Official Class Ring Anderegg, Jean Elizabeth, 115 Bellevue Avenue, Upper Montclair, N. J. Baldwin, Helen Elizabeth, 11 Clairidge Court, Montclair, N. J. Barber, Janet Barton, Sky Meadows, ' Bethesda, Md. 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