Bryn Mawr College - Bryn Mawr Yearbook (Bryn Mawr, PA)

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Zeus in Otricoli NE might perhaps consider that after throne and state Olympian, A life upon a pedestal would seem a very simple one, Still although condemned forever to contemplate my wife, I find, excepting holidays, it ' s an interesting life. And although my lady Juno hears all the college dirt. There ' s plenty down at my end to keep my mind alert. What can this fearful racket be that ' s just above my head, It must be Miss Macdonald just bouncing out of bed. And this terrific titillation that I find so very jarring. It must be Barbara Gaviller at work at Registraring. And as for all this scurrying, to the best of my belief. It ' s only everybody looking for the President ' s handkerchief. And sometimes I hear a frenzy as of a fiend accurst, Which is merely all the unpaid bills enraging Sandy Hurst, I find it most affecting, and I try to be consoling, For I sympathize when I perceive a comptroller comptrolling. But most of all I tremble at the fearful eccentricity With which our Mrs. Caroline conducts her great publicity. Yet though I pass my days among the collegiate authorities, I find I am neglected by the undergraduate majorities: Juno, since I love you with a passion ceremonial, Although we ' ve had in times gone by some squabbles matrimonial, I pray you, Lady, share with me your priestesses devout, That I too may be worshipped, and be circled roundabout With forms of lovely maidens, who once in every hour Will sing and dance about me in adoration of my power. 20

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Captain — F. Bethel Athletics, 1924-1925 All-Round Championship Won by 1926 HOCKEY Won by 1926 B. Loines H. TUTTLE F. Bethel H. McKelvey Manager — B. Loines Team R. Elting M. Gray E. Jones A. Bruere J. Stetson E. Brooks On Varsity — B. Loines E. Litsinger Substitutes on Varsity — H. TuTTLE, M. Gray Captain — A. Bruere H. Yandell H. TUTTLE M. Gray E. Klein H. Tuttle H. Yandell WATER POLO Won by 1926 Team T. Thorpe J. Young J. Huddleston SWIMMING MEET Won by 1927 Captain — H. Yandell Team H. Guiterman E. Stewart B. Alling K. Hepburn JIanagei — T. Thorpe J. Stetson A. Bruere E. Funk E. Schottland C. Dyer M. HOPKINSON 22