Bryn Mawr College - Bryn Mawr Yearbook (Bryn Mawr, PA)

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Campus Questionaire or Don ' t Ask Me Another (Answers will not be found on page 91) 1. Who stepped on the piccolo? 2. When does the iron woman unbend? 3. Who affects a butterfly on the forehead? 4. Who belongs in the following cages at the zoo: (a) White teddy bear? (b) Puss in boots? ( f ) The bat? (d) Dog: 1. Bull? 2. Pug? (e) Cockatoo? ( ) Pouter pigeon ? (g) Ruffled owl? (h) Wolf? 5. What do you know about Black Friday? Blue Monday? 6. What face launched Man- ' o-War on the Campus? 7. Who is the faculty fairy folk dancer? 8. Whose tweed hats, red ties, Yale ' 98 collars, would Finchley sponsor if possible? 9. Who once appeared as the Kiddies ' delight? io. Who made a monkey out of whom? 11. Who was just thinking ? 12. What is the night shift? Be careful; your answer may be used against you. Heard at the Printers Secretary. Is the Manager coming in with the dummy on Friday? Member of ' 27. No indeed, she is coming in with the Editor. 22

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Class Officers 1924-1925 President Valinda HlLL Vice-President E. Winchester Secretary S. Jay SELF-GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION Treasurer J. Lee Executive Board M. L. Jones UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION Assistant Treasurer Newbold Advisory Board Walker CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION Secretary B. Pitney . , . n , • ( C. Gibson Advisory Board T „ [J. Cheney ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION Secretary J. Seeley THE LANTERN J. Leonard Assistant Editors . . E. Nelson Assistant Business Manager M. Pilton THE COLLEGE NEWS Editorial Board Business Board B. Pitney J. Lee M. Leary N. Bowman M. Smith M. Cruikshank R. Rickaby K. Simonds SONG MISTRESSES E. Parker C. Platt [21]

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Jlj n VlIiNWcIFiT (If we talked as Mr. Lloyd Mayer seems to think we do) Well, my dear, I am ACtually LIVid, because I have just had the most reVOLTing exam you ever saw in your LIFE — I mean it ACtually WAS! You see, this POIsonous professor was LATE for the exam — I mean, he kept us waiting in that obNOXious room F for FIFTEEN MINUTES. Can you BEAR it, my dear? Well, we were simply conSUMed with fur}- — I mean, we were simply TENSE with this exCRUciating waiting, and I said to the others. Let ' s GO, my dears, because I really think we owe it to the college to discipline this MAN. You know how he SLAYS us if we ' re one second late ourSELVES! But that GIRL, my dear, whom I simply cannot BEAR, refused to BUDGE. I suppose she is set on another HIGH CREDIT or something. Well, at QUARTER PAST NINE in he came, without one word of apology; and he had the nerve to spend TEN MINUTES MORE telling us to write PLAINLY, because he said he would throw our books AWAY if we didn ' t. Can you BEAR it? I mean I LOATHE these sort of sarCAStic people. By then I was all HOT and BOTHered, and I wrote an exam that was perfectly FOUL — I mean, I could tell it was bad mySELF. I do not think it is FAIR, my dear, I actually DON ' T, because everyone knows that I am really FRIGHTfulIy CLEver in that subject, and I would have gotten at least a MERIT if it hadn ' t been for that POIsonous man. I mean, I think it is awfully unfair to ME, my dear, and I think HE is simply inSANE — I mean, I ACtually DO! 23