Bryn Mawr College - Bryn Mawr Yearbook (Bryn Mawr, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 140 of the 1925 volume:

BRYN MAW COLLEGE LIBRARY THIS BOOK IS THE GIFT OF MILDRED BUCHANAN BA ETT The Classbook Of 1925 BRYN MAWR COLLEGE §ertrube €lp toljosc Uinbness aub fncnblp interest habc rontriuutcb so mud) to our pleasantcst actibities at College, Mje Class of 1925 bebtcates tfjishoofe. The Editors do not hold themselves responsible for the opinions expressed in this issue Board of Editors Editor-in-Chief Adelaide Margaret Eicks Editors Maris Sinclair Constant Elizabeth Bailey Lawrence Helen Anastasia Hough (resigned) Elizabeth Gibbs Mallett Janetta Wright Schoonover Business Board Manager Elizabeth Lane Smith Assistants Margaret Boyden Miriam Grubb Brown Margaret Edwards Gardiner Katharine Elizabeth McBride 155350 Freshman Year v A mU A_ xJ. {, Class Officers President Vice-President Secretary 1921-1922 Elizabeth W. Austin Susan S. Car ey (resigned) Elizabeth L. Smith Virginia C. McCullough SELF-GOYERXMEXT ASSOCIATION Executive Board ..... Mariana Bonnell (resigned) UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION Advisory Board ....... Adele A. Pantzer CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION Margaret Stewardson THE LANTERN Editorial Board Edith H. Walton Lysbeth K. Boyd THE COLLEGE NEWS Assistant Editor Business Board Margaret Stewardson Jean Gregory SONG MISTRESS Helen L. Smith 10 Imaginary Conversations No. 1 Giving Girls Knowledge G. G. Come in. (Enter a Simple Student). Oh Miss , what nice little tid-bit have you for me this morning? S. S. Er, ah — Nothing special. I just wanted to ask you how long our report ' Mees , how long is a piece of string? is to be. G G. S. S. G G. S. S. G G. S. S. G G. S. S. G. G. Now about that dropped quiz, — and a very nice one it was. Softly) Well ' nice ' is hardly the — Your answer about Venetian society shows a lamentable lack. Yes, there was part of the reading I didn ' t understand very well. Have you talked of this with your mother? Nnno, I thought you knew more about such things. I recognize the value of experience and I as I hope you have somewhat? S. S. (Embarrassed) Y-Yes. G. G. But, on the other hand, the value of voluntary — , you understand? S. S. (In a whisper) I think so. G. G. You are old enough now to know S. S. (Hastily) But about my quiz — . G. G. Yes, about that last more abstract question. Were you absent when I lectured about the Virgin Martyrs and — — even in married life? S. S. (Looking down) I was there but I didn ' t quite understand. G. G. Now in the Decameron — while Aubrey Beardsley . Have you S. S. (Blushing) Sometimes. But excuse me, I must go. (At the door) Please — my little sister takes your course — please remember her innocence — ! G. G. The value of purity through mere ignorance — — (Exit S. S. in tears). For censored portions see Appendix. 12 One of the Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty-Five Nights Co1l-ins the reporters, make way for the press, While she her sad story relates. The Barber was Cummings to cut off her tress, But instead the Dean showed him the Gates. Watts this! cried the Gardiner, who found him outside, A-dropping his Potts in a twinkling, And Quarlesomely said to his blushing Mc Bride, Of your meaning I haven ' t a Hinkling. In packing his Gatchell his Pantz-er forgot, Though he needed them Brad-ley en-Hough. The Shipley-ves tonight, and though Gail there is not, In that Lytle Brig ' twill be rough. His Mc Bride and the Tinker they walked o ' er the Lee, A Constant-ly Hinton young man. It ' s Remak-able how you can Boross , said she: With a Mallett he Pierced her and ran. Gre-gory her body when found, And-er-son Had her tenderly Fostered with Care — -Ey carried her Shum-of the-way, and when Dunn He Gritted his teeth in despair! Oh, where can I Parker! he wearily cried, As he Saundered along in the drizzle, I Gless I Wil-soon make the coffin — she ' s died! The Carpenter brought him the Chis-el. Helen A. Hough. 13 The Freshmen and the President The Freshmen once were told they had To give a little show. They wanted very much to make Their first attempt a go. But what the thing could be about They really didn ' t know. The Freshmen sent the President A copy of their skit ; Expecting she would, (like themselves) Consider it a hit, How crushed they were to find that she Had never glanced at it ! The Freshmen and the President Talked for an hour or so. The Freshmen wished to give their skit : The President said, No. Why don ' t you give a circus or A nigger minstrel show? Or if it has to be a show You might at least select Such scenes as would appeal to our Superior intellect. Such drama as the name Bryn Mawr Would lead us to expect. With lovers known to history You might our eyes enthrall — Cleopatra and Antony (in fitting costume all) And Eloise and Abelard And Virginie and Paul. In any case this play of yours, As I perhaps have said, To just two thousand words in all Is strictly limited. Then Ada showed us to the door, We staggered home half dead. The words in the new copy which We handed to P. T. In count were just one thousand and Nine hundred ninety-three, And all the while we knew the show Was ruined hopelessly. I weep for you, P. T. then said, I deeply sympathize. ' Twas hard you worked so hard before The plan came to my eyes. And all the time she kept us down To the restricted size. When the night came the scenery Was very nearly dry. The electric moon was shining in The lamp-black-darkened sky. The written script did with the rules Most studiously comply. But when we got upon the stage We burbled all we knew. Stage-fright prolonged the dialogue And made the show long too, And that was scarcely odd because We ' d said the whole thing through ! In chapel Monday morning we were Sure that she ' d observe How black had been our perfidy, How terrible our nerve. How wrong we ' d been, the whole of Our first version to preserve ! She rose and she commented on The costumes in our play, How much by means of scenery We ' d managed to convey; How wonderful it was how much Two thousand words will sav! 14 One Exciting Night Produced by 192.5 Scene 1. Mob scene of cunning Freshmen facetiously putting spaghetti in the bedroom slippers of 1922 and 1924, scattering corn-flakes and statues in the beds, exchanging tooth-brushes, etc. Scene 2. Magnificent ball-room set of ' 22 and ' 24 calmly dancing in the Gym. Scene 3. Close-up of Elaine and Kay, the two conspirators, heavily masked, carrying a sucking pig. They hover outside 6 Merion. Sub-title . . (Pig) Ugh, ugh. . Scene 4. The two conspirators dump out contents of Bee ' s bureau drawer, and place pig therein, upon Bee ' s best teddy. Scene 5. Close-up of teddy. Sub-title . . The return of the belated revellers. . . Scene 6. ' 22 and ' 24 reeling homeward. Cut showing Elaine and Kay hiding on the roof. Sub-title . . (Elaine) Gosh, it ' s cold as Hell up here! Scene 7. The crisis. Bee returns, sniffs, gazes around her room suspiciously. Suddenly she sees the half-open drawer, darts to it, and pounces on the pig and the teddy in a furious state of mind. Scene 8. Close-up of the furious state of mind. Sub-title . . (Bee) !! ! !!:! !!- - Scene 9. Caption. Came the dawn and with it came peace to three tortured souls on the bosom of the great outdoors ... Slow fade-out of Kay, Elaine, and the pig sleeping on the roof. One never realizes how good-looking one ' s clothes are until one sees them on one ' s room-mate. 16 IHHflHr H Hb pC  H K 1 K -W « ■ A • 1 Bv • 1 1 • 1 ■ % t 1 v - • • J A dark quadrangle, Silent, Its face open to the sky. Cold grey cloister walls, Hollowed, Mist) ' in the night. Noiseless black shapes, Dripping of water, And the fiat crowded roof Noiseless. Pallas Athene. . . Through the dim arches Song swells. Mingling of many strains, Beautiful drop and cadence of a chant. Noiseless black shapes, Swaying red flecks, Dip and surge of lanterns. Pallas Athene Thea. . . Bobbing crimson flecks That stab the night. Slow swaying. Silence. Sudden cl ink-clank-clink, Soft murmuring and scuffle, Silence. Sofias Filai ... Clear the red lamps swing, Sharp and sweet the voices, Steady the beat, Elpis megalay ... Through the arches The shadows seem stately. The solemn melody Sinks, Then rises from without. Sofas Filai ... Edith H. Walton. ll T- L ' L l ' NU Athletics, 1921-1922 All- round Championship Won by HOCKEY 1922 Captain — D. Lee Won by 1922 Team Manager — L. Voc E. Lomas L. Boyd D. Lee M. Mutch C. Remak E. Smith M. Gardiner K. Fowler E. Austin L. VOORHEES A. Waterbury On Varsity — D. Lee, M. Mutch Captain — K. Fowler L. Voorhees M, Mutch WATER POLO Won by 1922 Team C. Remak D. Lee K. Fowler Manager — D. Lee E. Austin E. Baldwin 20 SWIM M INC. MEET Won by 1925 ( ' aptain — D. Lee Team I). LEE K. FOWLER II. KIRK M. MUTCH C. REMAK E. BALDWIN E. AUSTIN E. HAYNE M. BLUMENSTOCK Second Place in Individual Won by M. MUTCH Third Place in Individual Won by D. LEE College Record broken by 1925 TRACK MEET Won by 1925 Captain— M. CONSTANT Team C. GEHRING E. SMITH L. VOORHEES M. MUTCH K. STEINMETZ E. GLESSNER M. CONSTANT D. LEE Tied for First Place Individual— K. STEINMETZ Captain — M. Mutch S. Anderson E. Austin E. Bradley APPARATUS MEET Won by 1922 Team K. Fowler D. Lee M. Mutch Manager — S. Anderson H. Smith K. Steinmetz A. Waterbury C. Remak E. Austin TENNIS Won by 1922 Captain — E. Boross Team S. Anderson On Varsity — C. Remak E. Boross M. BRO VN Captain — E. Smith E. Austin C. Remak BASKETBALL Won by 1922 Team L. VOORHEES On Varsity — C. Remak 21 Manager — E. Austin D. Lee E. Smith Sophomore Year Class Officers 1922-1923 President Vice-President and Treasurer Secretary Caroline V. Remak Helen A. Hough . Miriam G. Brown SELF-GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION Treasurer ........ Katherine S. Fowler Executive Board ..... Helen A. Hough UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION Assistant Treasurer ........ Adele A. Pantzer Advisory Board . ... . . . . Caroline V. Remak Secretary CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION Elizabeth B. Lawrence Secretary ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION Dorothy B. Lee (resigned) Elizabeth L. Smith Edith H. Walton THE LANTERN Editorial Board Lysbeth K. Boyd (resigned) Constance Miller Assistant Editors Business Board THE COLLEGE NEWS Emily F. Glessner Helen A. Hough Mathilde Hansen Margaret Boyden SONG MISTRESS Etheline H. Hinkley 24 Now It Can Be Told One can tell some things On verse ' s wings. Others one can discuss in plain English prose, after the manner of Pater, Macaulay, Henry James, or the Editorials in the College News. The subject in hand transcends both. Therefore I sing of the Countess Cathleen In contrapuntal vers libre. Scene 1. Agreement. First of all there was the informal class meeting On the hockey field When, between Hireusousai soi deine And Makarize, aitoumen The class agreed to give it. (It never pays To be too agreeable !) Scene 2. Employment. This scene is laid in Merion basement And the protagonist is banana oil With black grease playing second lead. If we were members of a Union We would all be suing for damages Because of injury to clothes and health Incurred in a hazardous occupation. Scene 3. Presentment. While it was going on We were congratulating ourselves on its success. The gold in the spirits ' sacks Could not be heard to rustle like dried leaves Beyond the tenth row back; Cathleen did not lean against the black screens in her white satin frock ; The Angel did not step on a thumb-tack ( his With her bare feet. I its We allowed the audience plenty of time to recover Between acts. (We even gave one student time enough To take her mother to the station and get back again Before we began Act Three.) We didn ' t let Miss Kathleen Kelley ' s remarks from the front row Or Dr. Leuba ' s flight Disturb us. Consequently — 26 Scene 4. Pronouncement. — we were surprised in chapel Monday morning When Miss Park talked about Women in Industry for twenty minutes. And we were pained when, at ten minutes past nine, She referred parenthetically to our play as a splendid failure. Scene 5. Resentment. The Book-Shop reports That the sale of Yeats ' books has fallen oil ' 100 per cent. After all, It was not his fault That 102 ) thought it could act his play. . . M enu Creamed Chicken . . ...... .50 Baked Beans ..... .20 Steak and Mushrooms ..... .90 Shirred Eggs ........ .35 Reading from right to left — Imaginary Conversations No. 2 Recitative on A Flat A timid scratch on the door. Miss Swindler, dejectedly — Come in. (Enter flurried student with her finger between the pages of Terence. She stumbles over the piles of envelopes on the floor). Student — Miss Swindler, I didn ' t quite get the scansion of this line. (Here she realizes that by mistake she has handed Miss Swindler the Handy Andy. Hastily retracting it, she stuffs it in her stocking.) Miss Swindler (and here beginneth the recitative) — Well, sit down Miss Stewlett, let ' s see what ' s the trouble I hope you ' re going to like Pliny I had an awful time getting Dr. Wheeler to give up Cicero I said to him for goodness sake why don ' t you tell me ten minutes ahead of time what you ' re planning to give your classes I never know what he ' s doing and I never can find him. I ' ve never had such a poor class as this year ' s and as for cutting (here the voice drops to G sharp) it ' s frightful. This system is all wrong. (Back again to A flat). I always mark off anyway if I think a student has cut a lot I almost cut this morning myself I sat up till three o ' clock last night talking to Miss Schenck and I thought I couldn ' t bear class to-day I made up about sixteen good reasons for staying in bed but then (voice drops to G sharp again) I had a conscience. (Here back to A flat) Anyway I ' ve got so much to do I don ' t see how I can ever get it all in I ' ve got to make a speech in Chicago on Friday and it ' s miles too long and I don ' t know where to cut it. Oh it ' s a terrible job and then all of these envelopes have to be addressed and mailed this afternoon they ' ve gone and made me secretary of that f ool Archaeological Society and so I ' ve got to send out these darn invitations. Oh it ' s an awful job I ' ve just come back from town and I ' m dead tired. I had gotten a blue cape that was just what I wanted for the summer I thought it was just right but when I showed it to Miss Schenck she said it was too loud not that I think her taste is impeccable she wears a black hat that I ' ve told her makes her look like a prosperous Jewess but anyway I took back the cape and changed it for another that I didn ' t like at all. I stopped in at the dentist ' s while I was there he doesn ' t know how to do anything but charge, that man, last week he put some novocaine in that didn ' t do any good. I nearly went crazy in the night and the next day I couldn ' t talk at all and that same day when I was walking down to Low Buildings I had to trip over the fool curbstone and sprain this damn ankle again. Oh and then they did what they always do to me — poured whiskey down my throat and if there ' s one thing I can ' t stand it ' s whiskey well, come again Miss Stewlett, I ' m so rushed I don ' t see when I ' ll ever have time to do anything on my Anthology come down to tea some time, Miss Stewlett, I ' m at home every Sunday (With heavy sigh, depressed student departs.) 28 We Nominate for the Hall of Fame-- The Campus Mailman Phe Fruit-stand Max The Postman The Night Watchman How Travel Does Broaden One ! Hotel Bruffani, Perugia. My Humourous Maisie: How I do wish you were here ! We ' ve had the duckiest time since we landed at Cherbourg just a week ago. We ' ve done Paris, the Cathedrals, Provence, the Riviera, Genoa, Milan, Venice, Florence, Rome, and here we are in Perugia! Mother got the darlingest hat and we had the best time at Paris! Guess who we met in the Louvre, — why, Carrie Remak! We both just love Art! We stood in front of the Mona Liza for about half an hour. Carrie says she has heard from Dot that Hockey Camp is pretty good this summer. She says there ' s a wonderful crowd and that one of the English coaches is a perfect peach ! Have you heard that Libby Austin and Aggie Clement are both getting married in the fall? Isn ' t that too thrilling! We can all go to the wedding. Carrie says she knows the best shop in the Roo Saint Honory. She says Margaret got seven dresses and a hat and a cape, and her mother got a suit and two evening dresses, and she picked up a darling blue and black ensemble suit with a hat to match — all for a few hundred francs. Paris is just the swellest place for shopping — heaps better than Milan; but Milan Cathedral is just grand! Whom do you think we met walking around the nave? Why, Crit and Leila! They said they ' d come over on the boat with Rhys Carpen- ter and Rowley. I wish you could hear some of the stories Mrs. Newbold told; my dear, they ' d make your hair stand on end! Who would have thought it of Rowley! Crit said Rhys skipped rope on the deck every morning. Isn ' t he just darling! I ' m going to take one of his courses next year if I can fit it in. Crit and Leila didn ' t like the Cathedral. They said George Rowley said it wasn ' t too good. They knew an awful lot about Art. We sat up in the Kings ' Gallery and talked and they said Nan might be good for Self-Gov. Well, of course, that was a new one on me. Then we fought hot and heavy over C. A. and Athletic Pres. I tell you I can hardly wait to get back to good old B. M. ! But this is God ' s own coun- try. Why, in Florence yesterday I picked up the darlingest little tea-set, — just the thing for our room ! The pictures there are awfully pretty, and I didn ' t miss one. I did the Uffitzi in an hour and a half, and I could have done it in an hour if I ' d had my spiked shoes. Venice was just lovely. We stayed there a whole day and we didn ' t mind the mosquitoes half as much as we thought we would. It was the tourists! Guess whom I met as I was stepping into a gondola, — I was so surprised I nearly fell into the Grand Canal ! It was Chizzy, and we had the nicest talk. She had the strangest ideas about our Zizzy — I wish you could hear her ! I must stop now. Guess who ' s sitting beside me at the next table as I write this? President Park. Well, it ' s a small world after all! This is almost as good as being home. Love to you and Sue, and tell Betty I think she ' s a big cheese not to write. Yours till the flannel pants, Peg. P.S. I got the darlingest sauce pans in Paris! They certainly will brighten up the tea-pantry. 30 The Ttlermaid of Soultmmpion five minuies before a WkierPolo yume ai Brijti Ttfavrr From My College Window or The Masked Man A LL was silent in the hall. I was asleep. Suddenly I was aroused by the hissing ■ of my faithful thermostat. From long practice in the lecture room I was ac- customed to fall asleep and awake quietly, so I lay like one dead — waiting — waiting — and not in vain. I became aware of a presence sitting on the window-sill. It had a mask on its face. I was not deceived. It was — it was a burglar! Reader, imagine my dilemma! Here was I about to be murdered — nay, robbed in my bed, and I could not call out, for it was quiet hours. What should I do? I lay like a cat stealthily watching my foe as he rummaged among the papers on my desk. My report! He had it! I barely stifled my shriek and lay trembling. Why had not the maid hidden it as usual in the scrap basket? The villain turned and slowly looked around the room, till I felt within me the terrible gnawing of the horror vacui. He spotted a box of candy. (At that a ray of hope gleamed upon my tortured soul). He reached out a clawlike hand, fumbled a minute in the box, and bit a piece. Quick as a flash he turned to the window and leaned far out. Then I knew that my hope had been realized. He had taken a licoriced fig. My moment had come. Instantly I was behind him, urging him with a slight push out of the window, and a moment later I heard the thump below. I heaved a sigh, for I knew I had come out of it safely. But, then, O Reader, settle my destroying doubts ! Have I broken Self-Gov- ment ? Was that a social engagemen t ? I have vainly searched volumes of lore To find out the reason wherefore At all kinds of meetings The popular seating ' s Direct! v in front of the door! 32 Here, Reader, you can plainly spy The Classmates of our maters, Their outlooks obviously influenced by Their Tennysons, Wildes, and Paters. And here you see our modem crew, (Oh, note it with abhorrence!) For they their education drew From Freud and D. H. Lawrence. Our Game Book I A HERE is nothing like a good game or two at College to develop some valuable - - habit of mind in the Undergraduate, and to bring back the sparkle to eyes wearied with bridge playing. The student in most cases will not be conscious of playing the games suggested in the following lines. This element of uncertainty, however, is just the thing which gives a charm to the sport — as the element of un- certainty in rendering the second verse of the Star Spangled Banner , or the Curtain Song to Freshman Show renders these performances so absorbing to the singer. 1. Hunt the Slipper . This is a very nice little game. It needs only two players, the student and her maid. The sport may be hard at first, but there is nothing like a good obstacle for developing qualities for success in life. In the morning the maid hides the pajamas, negligee, and slippers of the other player, who, in the evening, tries to find them in ten minutes. If she succeeds, she gets a point. (But she will not succeed.) For every five minutes over the first ten, the maid scores one point. We would suggest as good places to hide these articles, spots like the fire-place, the tea-pot, or the water-cooler. Once into the swing of the game, however, we are sure that the maid will think of many places less accessible. 2. Keep the Quizzes . This is played by a professor and any number of students. This makes it even nicer than the first, as it leads to the development of that team spirit which is so useful in later life for such occasions as Class Reunions, Community Sings, and Women ' s Auxiliaries. The game is begun by the professor, who, in the argot of the sport, drops a quiz. If he can do this when the majority of the class is busy with a play, or has a long report due, he begins with a head-start of one point. The game then consists in the professor ' s seeing how long he can keep the results of the quiz from the class. He may resort to any means he chooses to do this, although it is consid- ered rather unsportsmanlike for him to leave for Europe. If the class succeeds in 34 obtaining their marks within a month, it scores a point, while its antagonist gets one for every three weeks he can keep them over that time. Such a high record has been attained by Miss King in this game, however, that there is little chance for a professor like Dr. Gray to make his mark, energetic and active though he be. 3. Gym-gypping . In this game each side is sure of a foeman worthy of her steal. Here is found the zest which comes from playing for money. The opposing sides are (1) the student and (2) the gym dwellers. The score is kept on a paper in the gym. An amateur player will sign up BB for Basketball, FD for Folk Dancing, SW for Swimming, etc. As the student becomes more expert, however, she signs up BB for Bad Bicycling, SW for Swearing, FD for Fast Driving, etc. Some players attain such proficiency that they sign up these symbols without their meaning anything at all. We may add here that if one has become proficient in the game of gym-gypping, it is not necessary to write of this fact to Miss Taylor in a note somewhat on this order. Ah there, little one, you lost two dollars by not catching me last week! Come, come, Miss Taylor, this will never do! Besides being unappreciated by the recipient, performances like this are apt to prove rather expensive to the player. OVERHEARD IN THE SHOW-CASE Suitor — What, they don ' t let you motor at night unchaperoned I Suited — Well, they do, if you ' re engaged. Suitor — I call that putting the cart before the horse! 35 T remendous TriB es The battered laundry case. Covered with hundreds of cancelled stamps, and fervent prayers for a speedy return. r-S ' SS fyM±_Xff w yv ' 75 1 ' ; i m . k • « J 3s . t , .......  ' . ' ' _,-. ' ....,„.. ■ I. I 4 i Ji 1 . . -...,,. - 1 .1 jti - , j, ir a f- « « . „ ,. „ f. f  ....«.•,„, ,. 1 , ■ ' . The 50 irip ticket — not transferable. Notwithstanding this uncomfortable fact, the writer within the last three days has been respectively Hilda, Cornish, Leila Barber, and Sarah Collingham. The notebook {containing all notes for the, semester) tohich inevitably disappears just before exams, and which is advertised for by hysterical notes in the Lib. The floral tribute from Jeannette ' s, daintily done up in the trusty grey box with the green cord. More excitement receiving one half dozen daffodils and a great deal of tissue- paper from one ' s C. A. girl! The mouse trap which has most customers right after that cake from home. {Most times, however, the mouse gels the cake, the cheese, and takes the trap home for the kid- dies). The Maxfield Parrishes —The pictures that make the whole College kin. ' ' The Dickey Bird is the prime favorite to date, with Bloiving Bubbles running a close second. - The squirrel — the only animal among the campus fauna that doesn ' t want to come in the college rooms. The good chocolaU sunn ' with which we garnish our ice-cream, tablecloths, and dress fronts. The change which nobody possesses when our wants to phone. The lust way to gel it isio offer two dimes for three nickels. I I v The community lowelfor use in lin-drills. Wet it and pass il back to the next one. after the lieutenant has felt it — suffocate or not, there ' s no need to have everybody s towel ruined in the ooze of the fire-pails! 37 Since We Are Very Young — i What is the matter with Mary Jane ? She ' s frowning with all her might and main And won ' t eat her luncheon, canned peaches again — What is the matter with Mary Jane ? What is the matter with Mary Jane ? The Infirmary says she hasn ' t a pain And there ' s canned babies ' eyeballs for dinner again- What is the matter with Mary Jane ? 2 Sam, Sam, Samuel, Samuel, Samuel Claggett Chew Took great Care of his kittens When they could scarcely mew. Sam, Sam, Said to his kittens, Kittens , he said, said he, I ' m a tall, stout man and a trifle bald With bone-rimmed specs to see. Sam, Sam, Samuel ' s kittens Opened their sky-blue eyes. Sam, Sam, Samuel ' s kittens Looked at him with surprise. Said Gentle Slum To the Stuyvesant cat, Stuyvy, he said, said he, If he weren ' t so bald and so ' trifle fat ' He ' s the man I would Chewse to be. 3S © § s 0E 3Q When I was a Freshman, I was captain of a hockey team. Maybe others remember that team. It was the fifth. Our first match game was on a wet day — Maybe others remember that day — The Apple blew the whistle, and both the centre forwards Sat down together in the same large puddle. ?u.-n When I was a Sophomore, I was captain of a gym team That was a very nice team indeed — The fourth, I think. In the meet I spoiled it all by standing on my head On the bars, for a very long time. I was showing off, but they thought I was stuck there. And a murmur arose which injured the effect. Q I 3 I came back from Hockey Camp no longer an amateur. I was captain of the second hockey team. Wasn ' t that splendid? I went again the next year and came back demoted — But is there sympathy for premature blossoms That flutter down, down to the social hockey field? No! Instead of Dean deah , I now am Fines redoubled! Beth Dean § 1$ I zzJTnz rgi © I Athletics, 1922-1923 All-Round Championship Won by 1 923 Captain — E. Smith A. Waterbury M. Brown H. Smith V. Lomas HOCKEY Won by 1924 Team C. Cummings E. Lomas E. Glessner Manager — K. Fowler L. VOORHEES K. Fowler C. Remak M. Gardiner Substitutes on Varsity — L. Voorhees and M. Gardiner Captain — E. Baldwin L. Voorhees E. Lomas WATER POLO Won by 1923 Team K. Fowler D. Lee E. Baldwin Manager — K. Fowler S. Carey C. Remak 40 K. Fowler E. LOMAK M. Blumknktock C. CUMMINQS SWIMMING Ml- in- Won by L926 Captain — K. Fowleh Team M. Constant E. Baldwin II. I). Potts A. Waterbur ' y M. II. Pierce L. BARBER M. M. Dunn Tied for Third Place Individual — E. Lomas College Record Broken For Plunge— -LEILA BARBER TRACK MEET Won by 1925 Captain— -M. CONSTANT Manager— -E. BRADLEY Team E. EVANS S. ANDERSON K. STEINMETZ L. VOORHEES First Place in Individual— K. STEINMETZ College Records Broken in Running Broad Jump and Hundred Yard Dash K. STEINMETZ E. GLESSNER D. LEE C. REMAK E. BRADLEY M. CONSTANT M. M. DUNN V. LOMAS H. CORNISH Captain — M. Brown M. Brown A. Waterbury K. STEINMETZ APPARATUS MEET Won by 1924 Team D. Le e M. Mutch K. Fowler Manager — M. Mutch L. Voorhees M. Shumway S. Anderson C. Remak M. Brown TENNIS Won by 1923 Captain — E. Boross Team E. Boross On Varsity — C Remak M. Bonnell H. Herrman Captain— C. REMAK S. ANDERSON C. REMAK BASKETBALL Won by 1925 Team L. VOORHEES Manager— E. SMITH M. MUTCH D. LEE On Varsity— C. REMAK and L. VOORHEES 41 Junior Year 1 m u y i . v M S§ OQQD 01) ' ' SSBB fcj Class Officers 1923-1924 President ... . . Susan S Carey (reign [RGINIA VV. LOW ,-• , n • ,,,, ,,,j - •,, ,..,,„„. Virginia W. Lomas (resigned) 1 we- i resident and treasurer ... _ , , Dorothy B. Lee Secretary ...... . Elizabeth B. Lawrence S ELF-G OV ERN M E N T A SSOCI ATION Secretary ....... Elizabeth C. Dean Executive Board Helen A. Hough Eleanor V. St. John UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION Vice-President ....... Elizabeth L. Smith Secretary ......... Leila C. Barber Advisory Board .... . . Rachel A. Poster CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION Treasurer ........ Elizabeth L. Lawrence Advisory Board Susan S. Carey Margaret Stewardson (resigned) Elizabeth G. Mallett Elizabeth C. Dean ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION Executive Board Caroline V. Remak Katherine S. Fowler Miriam G. Brown THE LANTERN Editorial Board Edith H. Walton Elizabeth C. Dean Business Board Laura B. D. Garrison Margaret E. Gardiner THE COLLEGE NEWS Editors Carol Cummings Helen S. Grayson Business Board Margaret Boyden Marion W. Nagle SONG MISTRESS May Morrill Dunn Assistant Song Mistress ....... Clara L. Gehring 45 Bryn Mawr Theatre THIS WEEK ' S ATTRACTIONS BARRIE ' S CHOICE James H. Leuba Billy Smith IN IN Dante ' s Inferno Peter Pan (By Dante) WITH What the critics say: Mrs. Smith as Wendy think this is all wrong, and you ' re mean See Peter teach Wendy to fly to put it in! RritjgiJ OUR OWN ELLY The Comedy that took four years Eleanor Bontecou to be appreciated IN Samuel Arthur King Broken Blossoms IN OR A Voice from the Passed Through the Keyhole featuring the The most pathetic story ever told Perfect 36 THE DELAGUNAS in ' Orphans of the Storm ' Special Organ Accompaniment — Seeing Delly Home COMING NEXT WEEK CARL TON BROWN in The Wanderer of the Waist Band In Autumn In Autumn when the hockey sticks She took the last of her matrics. In Winter when the swimming meets She faced the chapel ' s empty seats. In Spring when all the tennis racket She took her trunk as if to pack it. I sent a question to the Dean. I asked her, Tell me what you mean: The Dean of Women answered me, You see too much of X. Y. Z. I sent to her again to say, I shall petition that I may. She answered with a meaning eye, If granted, let us see you try! She told me once, she told me twice, She gave me lots of good advice. She gave me such a beaming grin, And what a temper I was in ! She took a kettle large and new, And said, Here ' s tea from M to Q. But someone came to her and said, Your canine, Shandy B., has fled. She said, I cannot give my tea Unless you bring him back to me. She spoke it loud and in his ear. He said, You needn ' t come so near. She spoke it low, with faltering ring. He answered, Go to Mr King. 47 THE MAY DAILY WEATHER -RAIN TIME OF NEXT PUBLICATION- DOUBTFUL Model Sacrifices Wealth To Love Obscure painter conquers mili- tary magnate in young girl ' s thoughts. In a special interview to the May Daily , Miss Campaspe, alleged wife of Apelles, is quoted as saying, After all, love is enough. I thought I could live with Alexander until he tried to paint my portrait. This made me realize that I had never loved him. Then Apelles kissed me, and my soul awoke. Sir Oliver Lodge Condemns Old Wives ' Tale Sir Oliver Lodge confided to the May Daily his belief that Old Wives ' Tale is psychically untrue. I believe it impossi- ble, he said, for spirits so long poured out of this earthly bottle, to have the strength to kill any- one. There is only one possible solution, i.e. that Sacrapant was already half seas over. It Will Be a Success, Says Mr. King Producer gives optimistic opinion Mr. S. A. King, director and producer, leapt out of bed this morning exclaiming, It will be a success! The words were echoed around the campus by hundreds of glad voices, for the oracle had spoken; th ' re could be no further doubt. It is well known that without the inval- uable assistance of Mr. Samuel Arthur King, May Day could never have been achieved. Adv. Divorce Hinted At As Result of Midsummer Night It is whispered through Fairy- land that a disagreement has arisen between a couple in ex- alted circles. Mrs. X. refused to be interviewed concerning the man in the case, but her small representative remarked in a ringing voice, My mistress is charmed by him. Mr. X., when questioned about the co-respondent, is re- ported to have said, He is a perfect ass. St. George and the Dragon Given With Helpful Co-operation Influence of Russian Players felt The old English play of St. George was rendered with unique spirit. The players forgot them- selves and consequently the audience will never forget them. St. George ' s lines were beauti- fully pronounced by King Alfred, and his in turn by the noble Doctor, while the cursed Dragon in spite of his sore throat roared a hearty accompaniment. Question of Jail in Students ' Building Mooted The recent prevalence of undesirable vagrants, such as dancing bears, jugglers, strolling singers, worms, etc., has raised the question of whether or not to put a jail in the new Student ' s Building. An eminent authori- ty is said to find in the presence of so many traffic disturbances an argument for his immigration bill. W. C. T. U. Files Protests Against Bacchantes Sealed hearing to take place You are corrupting the mind of innocent American youth! they cry. You are sowing seeds the roots of which will make St. Volstead turn in his grave. They are also reported to have seen in the union of Indians and Bacchantes the future abolition of all intoxicat- ing tobaccos. A sealed hearing is to take place at some ful lire date somewhere. Marion, You ' ll Soon Be Marryin ' Me Idyllic union predicted When ye stalwart knight Robin Hood wooed ye mayde Marian ye skies smiled and ye trees whispered behind their leaves. Ye noble King Fichard blessed ye fair mayde and ye MAY DAILY predicts an union soone. Only one criticism heard The only criticism expressed on this occasion was that of Max Reinhart who is said to have muttered, Too much horse- play. Jealous, no doubt. WANTED 1000 old scissors, knives, broom- handles, etc. Apply to any stage manager. SAFETY PINS by owners of costumes. COMPETENT INDIVIDUAL, Protestant, refined, not over thirty-five, to make two hun- dred and eighty paper flowers for prominent actress. MORE CUTS by Casting Com- mittee, Inc. NINE SETS of RED FLAN- NEL UNDERWEAR by Flowers. ONE DOZEN BEARDS, pre- ferably tawny, to make Faculty look just like men. (  Conic OECTIOM of the 7A AX Da w iLy f fe i R rrrm •  • • . • • • « ■   «   • • • •  • • • « • • • • • Sta6e Setting Tor Alexander ar Cam|3a5f)e ' in tT)enon Sittind Koon) IMacK dote represent aiuVnce. The G ' r cgrbrea6 Hen — v l - The Lunch Table That T)ay The Faculty 5 Tart not Cubism- Last House The Taper Flowers A.ME Rotogravure Section Athletics, 1923-1924 All-Round Championship Won by 1 924 Captain — E. Glessnee E. Bradley S. Carey D. Lee E. Smith HOCKEY Won by 1924 Team K. Fowler V. Lomas E. Lomas Manager — E. Lomas C. Remak E. Glessner L. Voorhees M. Gardiner On Varsity — D. Lee Substitute on Varsity — E. Glessner WATER POLO Won by 1924 Captain — E. Baldwin Manager — K. Fowler Team L. Voorhees C. Remak S. Carey K. Fowler E. Lomas E. Baldwin D. Lee On Varsity — D. Lee and L. Voorhees K. Fowler E. Lomas D. Lee D. Lee M. Brown E. Lomas SWIMMING MEET Won by 1926 Captain — K. Fowler Team E. Baldwin M. Blumenstock APPARATUS MEET Won by 1924 Captain — M. Brown Team C. Cummings M. Shumway S. Anderson M. M. Dunn L. Barber H. D. Potts K. Fowler E. St. John E. Bradley 54 Captain — E. Boross C. Remak E. Bokoss TENNIS Won by 1926 Ten in S. Andkrson Manager— C. R km a k 1. BONNELL II. [-Ierrman On Varsity C. Remak Individual Championship — C. REMAK BASKETBALL Won by 1925 Captain— C. REMAK S. CAREY C. REMAK Team L. VOORHEES On Varsity— C. REMAK Manager— S. CAREY M. CASTLEMAN K. FOWLER Senior Y Class Officers 1924-1925 President Vice-President and Treasurer Secretary Caroline V. Remak Elizabeth L. Smith Miriam G, Brown SELF-GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION President . .... Helen A. Hough Vice-President Eleanor V. St. John UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION President Vice-President Leila C. Barber Virginia W. Lomas CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION President . . .... Margaret Stewardson Vice-President Susan S. Carey Advisory Board Adele A. Pantzer Elizabeth C. Dean President ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION 58 Dorothy B. Lee Editor-4n-( ' hief Elizabeth C. Dean Manager Advertising Manager Manager Assistant Song Mistress President Business Manager Stage Manager President President President THE LANTERN Editors Business Hoard THE COLLEGE NEWS Business Board Marion W. Nagle SONG MISTRESS May Morrill Dunn GLEE CLUB Edith II. Walton Barbara Ling Margaret E. Gardiner Laura B. I). Garrison . Margaret Boyden LIBERAL CLUB FRENCH CLUB SCIENCE CLUB Clara L. Gehring May Morrill Dunn Helen Henshaw Maris Constant Helen S. Chisolm Helen S. Grayson Eleanor de F. Baldwin (resigned) Katherine S. Fowler 59 en 3 O P U C ' 33 to O U to o u J c u h a: a J ' S.£ 5.2 £ « «! 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Children are a responsibility, but they are joys, too, — no matter what Mrs. Sanger says. And here are some lovely, lovely names for the tots. If your small daughter is possessed of great beauty, striking intelligence, and an overstuffed dog, call her Georgiana. If she has mastered the principles of articulation, and has that voice with a smile, call her Lucy. If she reminds you of a sylph among the aspens on a windy day, let Eunice be her cognomen. If, on the other hand, she is a little below grade in human intelligence (you know how these things do happen) call her Amphyllis, or Mina Proctor. And now for the brother of little Georgiana. (I really think you ought to christen her that.) If he inherits your Titian propensity, don ' t you think Rufus would be appropriate? Then again you may care for Fonger. (No, no, not fungus, my dear.) Theophile is good, if you like these modern cave-men. If your off- shoot is a perfect lamb (as I am sure he is,) call him Samuel Claggett. NURSERY HINTS Every tired mother who has kiddies of the college age knows how aggravating the tots can be at times. This is because the youngsters have nothing to do. But now I have solved the problem. No longer do I have headaches or dizzy spells. I can even do my own housework — all because I have thought up lovely occupations for the peevish undergraduate. Here are two of my favorite suggestions. Turn the children loose in the nursery with just heaps and heaps of bright- colored tissue paper, paste, and wire, and tell them to make paper posies! The results may be quaint, and a little abortive, but the game will tire out the young barbarians sufficiently to make them tractable. Then there is always the chance that the little dears will eat the paste or strangle each other with the wire, thus alleviating all further headaches for the mother. Here is another pastime for Kollege Kiddies. Teach them to tat! My little Edwardina tatted the most beautiful antimicassar for me while she waited for interviews, physicals, and for the Infirmary to open. The most popular tatting design is made by setting and turning single, side-righting, and casting off. DOROTHY DIX ' S COLUMN FOR GIRLS Dear Dorothy Dix — I am a Freshman, (as they call it here), have a frank, open face, and am young, strong and willing to work. I am violently attached to a Senior, and have taken her out to supper (as they call it here), every night for the 62 last two weeks. Now, Miss Dix, here is my problem. She is very sweet, to me al supper, but when she meets me on campus, she doesn ' t speak to me. Will you tell me how to act to make her less indifferent? I ' ll do anything, for I am young, Strong, and willing to work. Goldilocks. Dear Goldilocks — First, Goldilocks, have yon confided your trouble to your mother? Remember, your mother is your best friend and will never desert you. But I shall try to help you for the present, dear. Continue taking your vSenior out to supper for the next two weeks, but without her noticing it, sign her name instead of yours to the check. When the first of the month comes around, you will find that her indifference is entirely cured. SOCIETY AND FASHION NOTES There has been a quaint fad among our ladies of Faculty Row concerning hats. (Dolly may mention here that the fad is not half so quaint as the hats.) A most stimulating contest is on among these ladies as to who shall wear a single hat the longest. On dit, however, that the dowagers in question are really laudable souls, who refuse to abandon possessions of long standing. In other words, they believe that a hat may be down, but it ' s never out. There is only one accepted way of wearing one ' s headgear, according to these arbiters of millinery. The hat must be firmly tilted aft, at an angle of forty-five degrees, so that the entire brow and forelock are exposed. In this way the ladies obtain the airy informality of the hatless younger generation, with the restraint and conservatism of our winsome British cousin, Queen Mary. DEBUTS OF THE WEEK Dr. Brown ' s examination marks are coming out this time next year. Dr. Fenny ' s shirt-tails will come out at the next Facultv Hockey Game. Alita — Do you take the Development of the English Donnelly Alowa — No, I take History and Appreciation of Horace. 63 Graduating With Honor Emily Pepper Watts Allegra Woodworth Anne McDowell Siiiras Magna Cum Laudc Catharine Kirke Gatchell Gail Gates Christine Ritchie Stolzenbach Edith Howard Walton Cum Laudc Katharine Stevens Fowler Janetta Wright Schoonover Katharine Elizabeth McBride Barbara Hyde Ling Mary Alice Cheston Helen Anastasia Hough Clara Louise Gehring Adele Amelia Pantzer Miriam Grubb Brown Frances Eddy Bkiggs Mary Lorene Lytle Elsie Lana Evans Wilhelmine Dunn Ethelyn Hampton Caroline Stockton Quarles Merle Whitcomb Maris Sinclair Constant Mary Louise White European Fellow Emily Pepper Watts George W. Childs Essay Prize Edith Howard Walton Sunny Jim Dorothy Blackburn Lee 64 ■ V-R--TY DR-T-CS A S one looks back on the history of Varsity Dramatics, it is interesting to note ■ ■ ■ that the scheme has always been a war measure. For instance, Varsity Dramatics came simultaneously with America ' s entrance into the European War in 1917. From the moment that the Legislature meeting in the Chapel unanimously voted in its sleep to lay the Romantic Young Lady to rest beside The Liar , and to give a Varsity Play, a strange new spirit brooded over the campus. It was the spirit of intrigue. People who had hitherto led unsuspecting and unsuspected lives suddenly developed talents worthy of the family retainer of the Borgias. Young fire-brands arose from the ranks to proclaim the rights of the downtrodden masses, who, being unable to act, would never have the chance to prove it again. Aesthetes could be heard in the dim watches of the night vibrating their thanks- giving for deliverance from these same masses. The Committee (for one had sprung into being) lived in happy ignorance of all this, or, at least it lived in only partial enlightenment. For that desirable state was speedily reached in which no one communicates with anyone else except by means of writing or a third person. The choosing of a play was a comparatively simple matter. It was only necessary to find one which would be a good exponent of the new campus disease, the Grand or Gregorian Manner. People suffering from an acute attack of the G. M. may be seen approaching the Daily Bath with a tread worthy only of one approaching the nuptial altar. The best exponents also have a strong tendency never, no matter what the provocation, to turn their backs on the audience. The try-outs went on in much the usual fashion, except that they were being run in conjunction with the 1905 Infirmary, until somehow or other the news got around that the School for Scandal contained a drinking scene. From that time on, the halls in Merion were crowded with people in all possible stages of intoxica- tion — all desiring to try out for drunks. That their enthusiasm did not really carry them far enough was, however, apparent later on. This was when Mr. King gave his interpretation of Sir Harry Bumper slightly under the influence . We should have liked to have seen his conception of someone greatly under the influence. The next step would have been delirium tremens. From this time on, there was a flexibility about the casting which was piquant in the extreme. We can safely say now that any feeling that Varsity Dramatics was autocratic has long since been disproved. Almost anyone had a part, and no one had it for long. Parts have been passed as flaming torches from hand to hand at almost incredible speed. A spirit of spontaneity and informality was certainly assured by a little haziness on the night of the dress rehearsal as to just who was playing what part. The greatest success was of course impossible, for the Committee was still on speaking terms on the night of the performance. True efficiency can be reached only when one may say with Machiavelli, You have gained a Committee, but I have lost a friend. 66 ' SUNNY JIM ' Athletics, 1924-1925 HOCKEY Captain — E. Won by 1926 Glessner Team Manager — E. Lomas S. Carey V. Lomas C. Remak H. Smith E. Lomas E. Glessner D. Lee K. Fowler E. Smith M. Brown M. Gardiner On Varsity — D. Lee, K. Fowler, M. Gardiner Substitutes on Varsity — E. Glessner E. Smith WATER POLO Won by 1926 Captain — E. Lomas Team Manager — K. Fowler E. Lomas C. Remak S. Carey K. Fowler E. Glessner D. Lee H. D. Potts 6S Captain — K. FOWLER L. Barber M. Blumenstock Captain— E. BRADLEY E. BRADLEY M. BROWN D. LEE SWIMMINC. MEET Won by 1927 Team D. Lee M. M. Dunn APPARATUS MEET Won by 1925 Team E. MALLETT E. St. JOHN K. FOWLER Manager E. LoMAS E. Lomas K. Fowler Manager— M. BROWN S. ANDERSON M. SHUMWAY H. SMITH First Place in Individual Won by S. ANDERSON TENNIS Won by 1926 Captain — E. Boross C. Remak E. Boross Captain — D. Lee E. Smith C. Remak Team S. Anderson On Varsity — C. Remak (Captain) BASKETBALL Team D. Lee On Varsity — C. Remak Substitute on Varsitv — D. Lee Manager — M. Browx M. Brown H. Herrmax Manager — E. Smith S. Carey M. Castleman 09 -One Red Leaf, the Last of Its Clan— i A HUSH spread over the vast consultation room, and all the children stopped ■ ■ ■ fidgeting. The President arose. We arc gathered together, she said, to diagnose, and, if possible, to suggest a remedy in the case of the lowest person in a class. Why should there be a lowest person? The Dean and I have been discussing and investigating this matter, and the Dean has a report she would like to read. The Dean arose and choked. In every class there has been a lowest person, she began in a strained voice. This alone is unusual. In 1004 there was one from Philadelphia, and in 1012 there was one with red hair — Here she caught sight of the littlest Faculty sitting in the back row doing his Harmony lesson. Startled at this inattention she sat down, covered with con- fusion. The President spoke. Suppose we take the lowest one in this year ' s class, for example. One of the Faculty remarked threateningly, Her mother is a friend of mine. Let ' s take the next one, said the Dean, brightly. She has too much charm, said the Star Vibrator, tapering off the m . Oh, well, take anybody, said the President. Take any one, take nine, said the littlest Faculty, rapturously. The Psychologist in the front row removed his glasses. I think, he said, looking in Pillsbury ' s Essentials of Psychology, that there is some trouble at the synapses between the associatory neurones. The youngest Faculty ventured a timid remark. Um hmmmm. Maybe she has no executive abiilty, he said reminiscently. The Philosopher, rousing a seapussy from his lap, placed his hand at his waistline. Maybe she has too much. She has obtained the greatest result w T ith the least effort. What a fresh remark! said the Musician. That ' s a solution, said the President. The trouble is that the lowest person is too clever. And we can ' t cure that. Shall we adjourn? And the audience kindly remained seated until the academic procession had passed out of the building. 71 Pipe Down, Bryn Mawr ! f Horace, behind the piano | Mr. Willoughby, behind Horace Dramatis Personae { Mr. Surette, behind a statue 150 students 24 sheets of music Scene — Wyndham Music Room (The room is crowded with students, who perch on the floor, the window sills, and the chandeliers. The choir, accustomed to sing in Chapel, is somewhat self- conscious at facing such a large audience, and tries to retire behind the geraniums in the windows. Miss Ely, sotto voce, Oh, my geraniums! ' As the curtain rises, Horace has doled out the twenty-four mimeographed sheets of music (Willoughby fecit) and the 150 students are rending a Creole song with enthusiasm and very English accents.) 150 voices — Po ' li ' l Lolo she gwine die — (Piano stops). Horace — No, no! Sing it allegro ma non troppo — that is, with more of a swoop. (Illustrates.) 150 voices, (with pleased buzz) — Just too sweet! (Horace, not knowing whether this refers to himself or po ' li ' l Lolo, retires into the piano and playing resumes). 150 voices, (allegro ma non troppo, that is, with a swoop) Po ' li ' l Lolo she gwine die — etc. Mr. Surette (from behind statue) — Bravo! Hor. — Now Miss X. Y. Z. is going to play the Angels ' Serenade on the bassoon, accompanied by Miss Gehring at the piano. (Applause) (Miss X. Y. Z. serenades vigorously for at least sixty measures, and then looks panic-stricken, and stops. The angels have deserted her.) Mr. Surette (loudly) — Bravo! (Mrs. Surette attends to him). (After a short silence, however, the basson has resinned playing, faltering at first, but swelling loud and clear, and the angels redeem themselves. Tremendous applause from audience.) Hor. — And now the choir, led by Mr. Willoughby, is going to sing a Bach Chorale. (The choir emerges from the geraniums with many titters, and shifts bashfully from foot to foot. Mr. Willoughb} ' places himself at the head of his forces.) Mr. Surette (from behind statue) — Oh, Mr. Willoughby, why can ' t we all join ' in the Chorale? Most of us know it, don ' t we? 2 voices from audience — Of course we do ! Mr. Surette (jovially) — Then we ' re ready when you are, Mr. Willoughby! (Audience clears throats. Horace turns face away and looks strained). Mr. Willoughby (apprehensively) — All right — one, two, three, begin! (The choir sings in four parts. The audience, not to be outdone, sings in six or seven, not counting four improvised tenors. Fifteen minutes later the Chorale comes to a lingering close, with the audience two laps ahead of the choir.) 150 voices — Just, too wonderful! Mr. Surette — Can ' t, we do that over again a little better, Mr. Willoughby? (Mr. Willoughby looks dejected.) Horace (hastily) — Do you think there ' s time, Mr. Surette? We have several numbers on the program, still. (Mr. Surette yields the point, and retires behind the statue. The choir looks exhausted and retires among the geraniums. Miss Ely, sotto voce, Oh, my geraniums! ) Hor. — Now Miss A. B. C. will sing a French song for us. (Applause). (Miss A. B. C. arises, smiles, blushes, and sings the first ten verses of a song entitled Les Petits Pois. ) Mr. Surette — Bravo! Encore! (Miss A. B. C. smiles, blushes, and for a time it looks as though the second ten stanzas of Les Petits Pois are imminent. Horace, however, arises hastily, and the danger passes.) Hor. (to audience) — Now what would you like to do? 150 voices (crescendo) — You play for us! (Horace looks hunted, but all egress is blocked by Mr. Surette behind the statue and the choir behind the geraniums. He performs. Thunderous applause and several encores.) 150 voices — Just too divine! Horace — Is there anything anyone would like to sing? Mr. Surette — What about going over that Bach Chorale, Mr. Alwyne? Hor. — I ' m afraid there isn ' t time, Mr. Surette. It ' s after ten, and we all have to go home. Miss Ely (sotto voce) — Bravo ! Bravo ! (And the curtain falls very hastily.) An innocent Freshman named Kit Took her mother to Fellowship Skit And after one ear-ful Her mother said, Fearful! And fainted awav in a fit. 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Mr. Haddock ' s niece had invited them to visit the College, for she wanted to ask Mr. Haddock to donate to the Endowment Fund, anyhow. On the way from the Bryn Mawr station, the visitors saw a rotund Italian who had a stand on which was candy, apples, gum and peppermints — or maybe it was apples, candy, peppermints and gum. Candy, apples, gum and peppermints — anyt ' ing you want , said the Italian to our friends. Your stuff looks stale! said little Mildred, critically. This caused the Italian to faint, for it was the first time anybody had ever stopped to answer him. Come, Mildred, said Mrs. Haddock, trying to distract the child ' s attention. Look, here are some college girls! Four tall young women with slightly soiled tee shirts and laundry cases, were approaching rapidly on foot. Each young woman ' s head was tightly wrapped in a colored bandanna. It ' s a college fad, exclaimed Mr. Haddock ' s niece, noticing her uncle ' s surprised looks, and hoping that bandannas would not hurt the Endowment Fund any. But why should they wear bathing caps? asked Mrs. Haddock, who was a little old-fashioned. Pour le sport, I suppose, said little Mildred sarcastically. She was a little proud of her French, I ' m afraid, for she was a bright child and large for her age. And so the conversation flowed on until they entered Rockefeller Arch. My, these buildin gs are pretty! said Mrs. Haddock, gazing admiringly around at the battlemented and ricocheted towers. Pseudo-Gothic, mused little Mildred appraisingly. Pretentious, I ' d call it. But fortunately no one heard her. And so the conversation flowed on until they reached the Library. You must see the Library! said Mr. Haddock ' s niece, herding the family through heavy doors and up a wide flight of steps. They emerged in a large room with red and gold rafters and a terrible echo. This reminded Mr. Haddock of a 7( place he had seen abroad the summer before, and so he started to tell a long anec- dote in a rather rumbling Voice. Immediately heads popped over the tops of ' 1 e desks and shushed him. Sh-sh-sh, they hissed sibilantly. Then the heads saw by the strained countenances of the family that they were visitors, and so withdrew hastily, so that Mr. Haddock continued his anecdote undisturbed. This is a portrait of Miss Thomas by Sargent, said the niece, pulling aside some faded green curtains. Oh, said Mrs. Haddock. Look, Mildred, said Mr. Haddock, hastily drawing Mildred away from the fascinated contemplation of a lady with a tremendous lawn jabot, and some over- whelming red roses. This is a portrait of Miss Thomas by Sargent. Interesting, if true, remarked Mildred. Mother, how do you suppose that girl over there keeps her stock — You must see the Cloisters, said Mr. Haddock ' s niece, nudging little Mildred rather neatly in the ribs. And so the conversation flowed on until they went down- stairs, and came out into a large, grassy plot, patronized by students and birds, but rather more by birds. These are the Cloisters , said Mr. Haddock ' s niece. The — what? asked Mrs. Haddock. The Cloisters, said Mr. Haddock ' s niece. Lo ok, Will, said Mrs. Haddock, these are the Cloisters. Look, Mildred, these are the Cloisters, said Mr. Haddock to Mildred. My, they ' re pretty, said Mr. and Mrs. Haddock. Very pretty — and very draughty, muttered little Mildred from between clenched teeth. But evidently her cousin had not heard her, for she only said, You must see some of the other buildings. They emerged from the Cloisters, and started to walk around the paths. What ' s the atrocious building with the clock and the tower? said little Mildred. That ' s Taylor Hall, snapped Mr. Haddock ' s niece. (Yes, children, I ' m afraid she snapped.) Fancy that, said little Mildred, so that ' s Taylor Hall is it ' Ha. ha, ha! Fortunately her attention was just then diverted by the sight of Shandy, the Dean ' s dog, which came up gnawing the bone of the last visitor. After aiming an unsuccessful kick at him, little Mildred rounded Taylor and stopped short. From the open windows of Denbigh came the sound of a great many voices all shouting at once. Snatches of the hubbub floated across to them. Whom do you want to nominate for the Junk Committee? boomed Carrie ' s voice. Yes! shrieked some voices. Whee! shrieked others. Mildred listened attentively for some time, and then turned to her cousin. Bedlam? she asked politely. No, said Mr. Haddock ' s niece. It ' s 1925 having a class meeting. Oh, said little Mildred, well satisfied. And so the conversation flowed on until they walked past Merion. Mr. Haddock ' s niece propelled the family rather quickly by the Hall, for she was afraid her uncle would want to go through it, and she thought the pictures were a little naked, even for one who had gone through the Louvre. So she called their attention to the gymnasium. This is the gymnasium, she said. Look, Will, this is the gymnasium, said Mrs. Haddock to Mr. Haddock. It would be a good-looking building if it didn ' t have that red rag hanging from the roof, commented little Mildred, pointing to ' 25 ' s crimson banner of flame. But again her remark was ignored. And now I want you to come to my room, and have our college drink — mug- gle, said Mr. Haddock ' s niece gaily. How nice! said Mrs. Haddock, and even little Mildred showed interest. So the quartet wended its way through dark corridors, decorated with fire-pails and scuttling kimona ' d figures, until they came to the scene of the entertainment. This was a typical Bryn Mawr room. A bright fire, which cost $1 a day, and which Mr. Haddock ' s niece had ordered from the housekeeper before ten that morning, blazed in the hearth. Above this, the banners of Haverford and Bryn Mawr were crossed lovingly. On the wall hung boxing-gloves, snow-shoes, moose- heads and other boudoir accessories, and ranged neatly on the table were all the College News ' es from three years back, with a copy of the Lantern, (also from three years back.) Above the window-seat hung a red lantern, the glass of which was broken, because three years back, Mr. Haddock ' s niece had been in choir, and before Christmas the choir had sung Christmas carols at the Faculty, and Air. Haddock ' s niece had dropped her lantern, because she never had been strong after the scarlet fever when she was five years old. So that is why the glass of her lantern was broken. What are those round things with the different colored rags tied on them? asked little Mildred. Whoops, my dear! said Mr. Haddock, laughing very heartily. Sit down, said Mr. Haddock ' s niece, bustling about, and preparing to open a can of cow with the fire-axe. Soon she was mixing the muggle. My, that stuff looks terrible! said little Mildred, watching the performance. Mr. Haddock wanted to reprove his daughter, but his conscience would not permit him, for indeed the stuff did look terrible. Then little Mildred tasted the brew, and looked disappointed. Don ' t let her fool you, Daddy, she whispered. It ' s only cocoa — and not even good cocoa at that ! So the Haddock family balanced their cups in one hand, and Mr. Haddock ' s niece plied them with butter-thins and olivenaise, and looked like a virgin martyr, and all were very uncomfortable indeed. Then Mr. Haddock ' s niece looked even more like a virgin martyr, and broached the subject of the Endowment Fund, and Mr. Haddock said of course he ' d be glad to donate, being a good member of the Kiwanis Club, and interested in all kinds of social uplift work, and so he wrote out a very comfortable check indeed. 78 Then little Mildred saw the olivenaise and butter-thins coming around for the sixtli time, and facetiously said that she wanted to go home on the Toonerville Trolley again. Thank you so much. We have had a wonderful time! 1 certainly did like those — Cloisters, said Mrs. Haddock, whose feet were a little worn out, even though she did wear Ped-e-mode shoes like the lady in the advertisement in her Ladies ' Home Journal. We certainly did! Remember me to all the girls! said Mr. Haddock jovially, winking behind Mrs. Haddock ' s back, for he had been indeed what is called a gay dog in his day. 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