Bryn Mawr College - Bryn Mawr Yearbook (Bryn Mawr, PA)

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Jl)oU) tfje iBluc 23ebil Pecame tfje 3Blue tger HEAR and attend and listen, for i Ins befell .m l behappened and became and was. Oh, my lust Beloved, when the Class Animals were wild. The Green Sea Horse was wild and the Blue Fox was wild and all the animals in the Time Before were wild and fought with one another in a dreadfully wild way. Hut wildest of all wild animals was the Scarlet Moth, who had a ' Satiable curiosity as well as a Horrid Temper. The Scarlet Moth had a ' Satiable curiosity to find out what the First Singing of the Blue Fox ' s Child meant, and sent the Big Ceaseless One to find out. (For you must know, oh, Best Beloved, that the Big Ceaseless One didn ' t find out, but somebody did, and so the Scarlet Moth sang a song just like the First Singing of the Blue Fox ' s Child —only the words weren ' t the same.) Now the Blue Fox ' s Child ' s Beautiful Blue eyes were opened and it saw what a Wild World it was in and how Wildest Wild the Scarlet Moth was, and it was careful in all the Time-That-Came-After. Later on in Time, the Blue Fox ' s Child gave a party to the Scarlet Moth, and the party was a nice party, with Songs about the Dream Palaces and about pretty Bubbles and about the Valley-that-is-beyond-the-Moon and about lots of other beautiful things. Oh, Best Beloved, it was a lovely party! But the Wild ' Satiable curiosity of the Scarlet Moth couldn ' t wait to see what Wild Animal the Blue Fox ' s Child would bring to the party; and so it called the Ceaseless One to it again and said, Oh, Ceaseless One, go down to the little Green Hollow that is over the Hill and lie down and make believe you are a rock and perhaps the Blue Fox ' s child will sing a song about the Wild, Wild Animal that is coming to the party to-night. But you see, oh, Best Beloved, that the Blue Fox ' s Child ' s Beautiful Blue Fives were open wide. It onlykicked the CeaselessOne when it made believe it was a rock and told it to go home to its Mother. The night of the party came soon and all the wild animals were waiting for it to begin. The Blue F ox ' s Child was painting its face so that it would look most beautiful of All, and Surprise the Scarlet Moth and the Blue Fox and the Green Sea Horse. A Messenger came running in a great hurry with hardly any breath left and said to the Blue Fox ' s Child, Go up to the Big-Hall-that-is-called-Pem- broke and save the life of your Wild Animal from the ' Satiable curiosity of the Scarlet Moth — and most ' specially save your Wild Animal from the Horrid Temper of the Scarlet Moth. So the Little Blue Fox ' s Child ran as fast as its little short legs would take it to the Big-Hall-that-is-called-Pembroke and the Blue Fox ' s Child ' s Beautiful Blue Eyes opened wider at the dreadfully wild fight it saw. And it knew even better than before that it must be wild too. It knew, oh, Best Beloved, that if it wasn ' t wild, it would go where all the little Dead Bunnies go. So it started to fight and show its little white teeth and tried its very best to keep the Scarlet Moth out of the Cave where the Blue Devil was hiding. (For you must know, oh, Best Beloved, that that was the name of the animal that the Blue Fox ' s Child was going to bring to the Party.) 23

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I HAD always wanted to learn how to ride, and when I came to college and heard that there were horses in the gym, my ambition knew no bounds (leaps and bounds, I mean). Of course I was disappointed when I discovered that the horses were practically inanimate. I say practically with intention, for my expe- rience with a gym horse was such as to convince me that there was still some life in the old girl yet. A gym horse is like no other horse on earth; wild horses, circus horses, clothes horses, Charlie horses, up to this time had held no terrors for me, but the first time I looked a gym horse in the mouth, I knew that Fate had it in for me. I was told to mount. I looked about for the stirrups, but as there were none, I concluded it was something in the nature of bareback riding and grip- ping the pommel firmly between the thumb and forefinger, I managed to crawl into a sitting position on the horse with sufficient alacrity to escape the notice of Miss Applebee, who was conducting the performance. During the ensuing hours, I learned that the rider (or rather the would-be gymnast) was supposed to rise and fall more or less rhythmically on different parts of the horse at difFerent times (a vestigial remnant, I suppose of the old-fashioned posting). Well, the rise and fall of the Roman Empire had nothing on me, especially in regard to the fall. I bit the dust of the arena with pain and, as I did so I could have sworn that the horse kicked me. I could not stand that — not for a minute. I reached out and grabbed it by the leg. O Tempora, O Mores! O Death, where is thy sting? It was Miss Applebee ' s leg! Of course there was nothing for me to say, and if there had been, there would have been no time in which to say it. The ensuing moments had evidently been requisitioned by Miss Applebee, and I withdrew, rubbing my knees and vowing never to enter the gymnasium again. Vain delusion! As I had proved such a social failure at the horse, I was sent to the bar to make a name for myself. At the bar I assumed all kinds of undignified positions. Like a kindergarten, we spent our time making baskets and cutting. However, I learned a great many things I never knew before, and under the stress of great emotion have written the following in appreciation of my good intentions: Gym meet, and ne ' er a star. And one clear call for me. Oh, may there be no moaning of the bar When I roll up on thee! I know my knees are bent, a sad disgrace! My swing takes me too far. I dare not look my captain in the face When I have crossed the bar. Emily Anderson

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The Scarlet Moth tripped the Blue Fox ' s Child with its foot and hit its head against the wall, and said, You shall not use force! You shall not use force! (Now Force, Dearly Beloved, is a Horrid word and does not mean the porridge you eat for Breakfast, but it means Anything-that-Is-Rough-and-Hurts.) And the Scarlet Moth was Rough and Hurt the head of the Blue Fox ' s Child. And when the Blue Fox ' s Child tried to take its Animal to the Place where the Party was, the Scarlet Moth held it by its knees, and the Blue Fox ' s Child had to walk, dragging the Scarlet Moth with it. Soon the Blue Fox came to save its Child and everyone used Very Naughty Angry Words. Then it was time for the Party to begin. And this is the funniest part of my story, oh, Best Beloved, so hear and attend and listen, because in the Time-that-is-now, there are no jokes like the one that behappened and befell at this Party. The Scarlet Moth thought all along that it knew that the Blue Fox ' s Child was going to bring the Blue Devil to the party, so it made up a Song to the Blue Devil, to make the Blue Fox ' s Child angry and to show the Blue Fox ' s Child that the Scarlet Moth ' s ' Satiable curiosity was still among the Animals. And the Poor little Blue Fox ' s Child began to cry, and big tears rolled all the way down to its little feet because it did so want to surprise the Green Sea Horse and the Blue Fox, and most of all it wanted to surprise the Scarlet Moth, and it thought that all its fun was going to be spoiled. But when the animal came in — what do you suppose, oh, Best Beloved? It It wasn ' t a Blue Devil at all, but it had four lovely legs and was Big and Blue and it Roared out Loud and Scared the Scarlet Moth so that it Ran away and hid because it was so ashamed of its ' Satiable Curiosity and its Horrid Temper. You see, when the Blue Devil saw how sorry the Blue Fox ' s Child was when its surprise was all spoiled, he changed into a Beautiful Big Blue Tiger with a Beautiful Big Blue Roar that scared the Scarlet Moth Dreadfully. And so the Blue Fox ' s Child was happy in all the Time-that-Came-After because it had fooled the ' Satiable curiosity of the Scarlet Moth. Alice Nicoll. Cla £ itttnuteg Motion — To spend ten dollars for flowers for Cornelia Skinner for Freshman Show. Discussion (A. Lee) — I think Cornelia Skinner is worth more than ten dollars. (Lib) I guess twenty-five would just about do it. 24