Bryant University - Ledger Yearbook (Smithfield, RI)

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BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION IContinued from Page 471 I-Ienry Patten is water-boy for the Podunk baseball team which has had a record-breaking season, having lost all the 43 games played. Leo Ringuette is the conductor of the Provi- dence All-Girl Symphonic Swing Orchestra at the Pirate's Den. William Russell is the Daily News Burlesque critic, Bill sits two rows in front of the drum- mer to get an angle on all that goes on. Daniel Scotti, the baby carriage manufacturer, gives one cigar and a bottle of beverage, free of charge, with every sale. Ed Strybuc, the guide on the Bryant campus, is designing a map whereby people can find their way about the west campus without getting lost. Robert Scott, the fashion editor of Made- moiseIIe , spends his spare time riding in street cars on a free pass. I-larrie Taft is the substitute loud speaker for the Blue Network when electrical equipment fails them. John Daniels, the inventor, is attempting to build a better mouse-trap. During his first ex- periment he caught a rat. Success at Iastll Ed Rosner is manager of the Scott House chain gang who are now engaged as idea men for the Marx Bros. Iris Dimond, the prima donna of I-Iorse Opera, attributes her success to the dorm girls who taught her how to scream while taking a sun- bath. I I x . Eleanore Rathbun, the dietitian at the dorms, serves spaghetti three times a day in memory of her classmates who just loved it. Frances Cohen, the sword-swallower for Ring- ling Bros., recently choked on a sardine bone while eating her lunch, I-lerk Gunnarsson, the chief bar-tender at the Beach Comber, makes a practice of testing every drink sold. Ragnor Johannesson was elected the Lady's Man by the national Gallop poll. I-Ie owes his fame to his experience acquired at Bryant. Kimball Simmons, the champion pole-vaulter, reported that he saw Gabriel blowing his horn while in mid-air during one of his record vaults. Bob Raynor, the porter at Vassar College, is tiring of his job and is seriously considering a transfer to Smith College for a change in scen- ery. Fifty eight SECRETARIAL II lContinued from Page 557 Louise Murthough is Miss Ereckle-Face of l963 . Beulah Parizer is stoker on a coal barge. Gloria Patch has now returned to her Alma Mater, Bryant, after touring the universities of Europe. Ruth Potter is the new janitor at South I-lall. I-Ielen Ray is head waiter in the Cafeteria. Ivez Rievman is the ticket collector at the Bijou Theatre. Barbara Setchell is the leader of an all-girl orchestra. Elizabeth Venture is selling hot dogs in Times Square. Gladys Very is the designer of fascinators for bald-headed men. f lylary Walker is still writing her diary faith- ul y, Gertrude Weaver is still carrying trays at Sto- well I-louse. Lois Wilson is peanut vendor at Crescent Park. I-Ienrietta Wright is musical director in the typewriting room. Marie Zele is a private mail carrier for her own Army fan mail. EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL lContinued from Page 53l Thanks for the info. Whose car is that coming? It's Bette ForIeo's. I must see her, I-Ii. I-Iello, Bette, where are you headed for? The races. My best horse is running today. I-Ie hasn't failed me yet. I-Ie's the favorite. Why not come along? No thanks, I've got a terrific headache. Be- fore you go, have you heard from Gene McCarthy and Dave? Why yes, I received a letter from them. They're vacationing in Florida. I also know about Ruth Nelson whom I met when I made an ap- pointment at an exclusive studio of photography. She is the receptionist as well as editor of pho- tography in the society page of a leading news- paper. Peggy Lynch is a wealthy designer in New York City who spends most of her time trav- eling. I heard Rita Dery is personal aide to the Ambassador in Bermuda. Oh, the graduation! What have I been do- ing? Where am I? I really graduated but I never thought I would with such a bang. I loves yuh, DEGREE, so help me, I loves yuh!

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- i AND Q ,Q coiviivieiacif-xr TEACHER Wiz? i tiwuiisie Z4 4. ' Wnill We, the members of the Commercial Teacher- Training department, class of l943, Bryant Col- lege, being of sound mind, do hereby will and bequeath tell-tale traits, in the hope that those so fortunately chosen to carry them on, may help to keep the memory of our class lingering at our Alma Mater for years to come, I, Rita Keenan, will and bequeath my abundant intuitiveness to Cathy l-lalligan, who really doesn't need it, but thinks it will be handy in bringing up children. l, Virginia Campbell, bequeath to the person who has the least headaches, my presidency of Kappa Delta Kappa. l, John Renza, do hereby bequeath, my execu- tive ability and teaching methods to Lisa Cipolla. l, Marie Teigue, being of sound mind and body, hereby bequeath to Millie Bucolo my interest in men in the whole BA. Department. l, Leger Morrison, do hereby bequeath to some underclassman, the books that I have carried around for four years, in order that l may now carry around a General's books for a change. I, l-lelen Lackey, will to the photogenic Jun- iors, my filmless camera. I, Pauline Rockett, bequeath my interests in the Marines to Louella Gavitt, May They Always Tell lt to the Marines. I, Madonna Carson, bequeath to whoever would not mind bow-legs, broken ribs, and other ap- pearances of a physical wreck, my mania for horses. l, Avis Gardiner, will to Peggy Chytilo my fa- vorite swimming stroke just so she can watch the water sizzle when she jumps in. We, the senior Teacher-Training Class, leave our super-duper ambition to the class which is noted for its laziness-the Juniors. To the Person who gets there first, we will the corner in the cafeteria where you can see everything that goes on. . 'EQ .G ' . i l ll I S Prophecy T ' We, in all seriousness, award medals to those who left before completing their college courses, in order to serve our country, l put aside the test papers and breathe a sigh of satisfaction. lt was certainly a nice feeling to have when the class did so well in a test. Now l can settle down to something more enjoyable. Ohl yes, I can read my week's mail. l-lere is an invitation. lt was nice of Marie to remember me and invite me to this tea. l-ler husband, John Renza, is such an important man being superintendent of schools and Marie is so busy with social affairs-but she always remem- bers the people who went to school with her and John. Two letters with foreign stamps. il'll have to save them for one of my students who col- lects stampsl One letter is from l-lawaii. l know who that's from. Mrs. Walter Calereck, nee Pauline Rockett, She must be very happy living at the naval base with him. A doctor's wife's life is interesting anyway but a Navy doc- tor's must be more so. The other letter is from China. l-lelen Lackey's magazine has sent her there to photograph post- war China. She has become very important in the field of photography. And here is a nice newsy letter from Avis. She is certainly enjoying teaching at Miss Oak- lawn's private school for girls. She gives me some very good points on teaching. lt's nice to com- pare notes in this manner. Now for the package. Ohl it's an autographed copy of Rita and Leger's Dictionary. They have worked so hard and so long on it-always to- gether. A letter from Madonna. l can tell the writ- ing. My-she has just left the hospital with a fractured leg. Her ultra-curricula activities cer- tainly take a lot out ot her. She should give up her horses. And here for me is a letter from Earl. Fifty-seven

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