Bryant University - Ledger Yearbook (Smithfield, RI)

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SECRETARIAL ll s- is li t, It 5 prophecy . . ii- ' S Looking into the future we see that Sec. ll's have succeeded in their various fields: Phyllis l-ligginbotham is chief bottle-opener at the 7-Up Works. Janet Kapelow has contributed her latest novel to the Bryant Library, increasing the number of books there to 25. Rosemary Gilroy is selling mechanical pencils which are capable of writing answers to quizzes without the usual mental strain. Barbara Warren was elected the best hog- caller in New England. Marian l-lalligan, the Dean of Women at Bry- ant, has issued a notice that five weeks' penalty work will be given anyone who cuts a class. Eleanor Slattery is a boxing trainer at the Y. W. C. A. Anna Langlois is the manager of the Scratchum Flea Circus. Betty Woodmansee is a radio announcer on a 5:30 morning program which features the read- ing of favorite comic strips. Ruth Ellis has designed a new hat with a 24- inch red feather for the WAVES. Elaine Schreiber is a movie star in the Wild Western thriller serial. Claire Villany is chief dish washer at the Bilt- more l-lotel, Doris Bonney is a magazine columnist who gives advice to the lovelorn. Clara Stone Ware is president of the Married Women's Bridge Club at Salisbury l-lall. Gertrude Schwabe is the aquarium caretaker for several types of fish lnot mentioning any namesl. Gloria Magee is housemother at Salisbury l-lall. Lorraine Rivard has patented a means by which all secretaries may type H3347 words per min- ute. Elena Costabile is selling casualty insurance to those pupils who plan to take the secretarial course. Jean O'Connor, after l4 years of research, has discovered a new substitute for coffee, it is called Chase and Sanburne . Sylvia Rosen is a secret secretary for a ghost writer of the Inner-Sanctum Mystery series. Barbara Aylesworth is a manufacturer for cheese cloth gowns for Eskimos. Barbara Balkan is a champion gold fish swal- lower. Marguerite Belleville is best customer of her own beauty parlor. Dorothy Click is a horse-tail braider at Nar- ragansett. Dorothy Davis is a porter at the Newport Naval Station. Dorothy Friedman is the water carrier for the N. Y. Central Railroad. Carol Frilen is head football coach at Yale. Marion Gollendar is the silent partner of a certain redhead. Barbara l-lalsey is not the answer to a bachelor's prayer-after all she's engaged to George Cran- shaw. Betty l-lennessey is an Arabian horse thief. Frances l-leirsh is a weight lifter in a sideshow. Alice l-lunt is golf pro at a miniature golf course. Martha l-lunt is selling cigarettes in a muni- tions factory. l-lope Jennings is an assistant back scratcher in a flea circus. Dorothy Johnson is selling the Brooklyn Bridge -unsuccessfully. Jackie LeBlanc is the assistant warden at Sing- Sing. Eleanore Linke is proclaimed the missing link. Muriel Martineau is a French teacher at a day nursery. Maryl Matheson had her coming out yesterday afternoon-she came out of South l-lall at 3:30 PM. Linnea Merikowski is the proud mother of l4 children. lContinued on Page 583 L Fifty five

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l B HN svlllblaf- ' X K-AE 54 'X If -t J , X X ' if -' K f f V A f r ff, ty The Intensive Secretarial Class of l943, being ot as sound of mind as can be expected after the torty-week grind, do make the following be- quests: Mary Ann Steiner leaves that tar away look to all other proud owners ot engagement rings. She also leaves one standard order for tea at din- ner. Phyllis Simpson leaves her voice to the Glee Club and that bright smile and personality to all future lntensives. Marilyn Shapiro leaves her motto ot a new hair style every day . We thank you tor all the new ideas. l-lelen Grimes leaves her clashy plaids and bright colors to all those who dare not wear them. Shirley Kenner leaves a cheery disposition to all on-takers. Some people might take a hint and cheer up. Gladys Fermanian leaves as quietly l?l as she came. We know the teachers will appreciate the calm and quiet that will follow. Johanna Winter leaves her tall stature to some shrimp , She was rather reluctant about part- ing with it, though, INTENSIVE Will Therese l-lolland leaves her debonair airs. The transition from socks to stockings shouldn't be too hard tor her. Marilyn Gorman refuses to leave that hat, and we can't seem to blame her. What the Cate needs is more ot those around! Betty Wordell leaves and Mrs Doe loses a dinner companion. And a rather quiet one at that. Vera Ujhely leaves-and we hope for the bet- ter-from her experience at College, Eda Calcagni leaves quietly. She'll make the perfect secretary. Marion Lovely leaves her marks and work to some poor freshman. Oh well, we all can't be smart. Jo Naumowitz, the serious end ot the class, leaves with the dignity befitting her. Angelina Zontrillo, having just become an ln- tensive, just leaves. ln witness hereot, We, the Intensive Secretarial Class ot l943, ot Bryant College, hereunto set our hand and seal this sixth day ot August, one thousand nine hundred and torty-three. CZEDCSXD Fitty-tour

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N, l tariffs? MEDICAL seciaetfxiam XXI, Z 1' x ff, Ve Q Will We, the Medical Secretaries of the Class of '43, at Bryant College, in the city of Providence, state of Rhode Island, being of sound mind and bequeathing spirit, do make, ordain, publish, and declare as legal, this, our Last Will and Testa- menti I, Mildred Anthony, do leave Bryant College to next year's crop of Med. Secs. I, Shirley Arthur, leave those 99's in Medi- cal tests to some lucky freshman. I, Marilyn Brotheim, leave my cheery disposi- tion land my chewing guml to the highest bid- der. I, Ruth Cheever, leave early after lecture class, as usual. I, Barbara Doige, leave my teacher-student de- bates to someone with a lot of nerve. I, I-lelen Germagian, leave my rosy complexion to some healthy newcomer. I, Mary Ciniadek, leave a vacancy in St. Maria's I-lome. l, Noela Joly, leave my vast fund of knowledge to posterity. I, Elaine Weinbaum, leave. Fifty six ,il I ., i t lv Prophecy 1 Looking into the future, we see: Noela Joly as a dietitian for a group of Can- nibals in the heart of the African jungle. She has successfully kept herself off the menu at this time of publication. Marilyn Brotheim as chief pretzel twister at Bridgeport, having achieved fame by featuring pretzels sparkled with diamonds and flavored with Evening in Paris. I-Ielen Gerrnagine as a secretary for a veter- inary. She is doing a little research work on the side by attempting to make cows bark, dogs moo, and rabbits growl. Mary Gniadek caring for the mental cases at St. Maria's and trying to persuade Soupy to extend lights out to I2 o'clock. Mildred Anthony designing bright colored den- tal plates to match the mood and fancy of her clients at a local insane asylum. Barbara Doige as a laboratory technician for a hospital which mends broken hearts for those foolish enough to fall in love. Shirley Arthur selling animal cages for the Bryant wolves and ventilated, detachable homes for turtles. Mary Cheever as an undertaker. She notices that business is quite flourishing after Bryant exams. Elaine Weinbaum as a psychiatrist's assistant, She is required to look deeply into the eyes of the male patients and say, very solemnly, Moi- der!