Bryant University - Ledger Yearbook (Smithfield, RI)

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DX BN L '61x'iil-xrJ,Z LESS!! 1 'Y 1 , X jfx K ,ff i Q! Z- , Q- e ACCCDLJNTANCY Will We, the class of l943, of Bryant College, in the City of Providence, and the State of Rhode lsland, being of mental age, sound mind and memory, do make, publish, and declare this our last will and testament. To the faculty we leave them to themselves. To Mr. Gulski we leave one clock with l20 min- utes to the hour, and one copy of the book, Where and When to Plant Corn . We are sure that the clock will solve all of Mrs. Gulski's prob- lems. To Mr. Vinal we leave one good cigar, one copy of Esquire, and an easy chair. We are sure that he will put all three to very good use. To Mr. Appleby we leave one coupon No, l7 from our ration book, and judging from the num- ber of steps he takes in class he'll certainly need it. To Mr. Naylor we leave a permanent classifi- cation in l0G, and one ration book for hair. Now he will be sure of getting his fair share. We don't know what to leave Mr. Lambert, for he has had about everything under the sun given to him this year. To Mr. Richards we leave one reducing ma- chine, with priorities on girdles it should come in handy. MODERN DESIGN MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE. - To the checkers we leave a pair of shoes with cotton soles. Now the class may sleep without the fear of being awakened. Frank DiRenzo leaves the mirror in the men's room lwith much sorrow! to handsome fresh- men only . Keep it well polished boys, Erankie always did. Julia Scott leaves with that camera of hers- thank goodness. Newton Cohn and Donald Medley leave two weak chairs in the last row of 3E. Anyone sit- ting in them does so at his own risk. Forty-eight Stephen Pascarella leaves this simple formulai lst dayi ring on the telephone, 2nd day: ring on the finger. Louis Metaxas leaves his wise cracks, and his pet saying, l-low do you like that stuff? Betty Lemos leaves this thought to oncoming freshmen- Don't take up accounting . Wakeman Jennings leaves his ration book. Wake says he won't need it where he's going. Walter Palmer leaves lovesick. We wonder what happened to poor Walt. l-le wasn't like that until he took Specialties. Mozart Beaudoin leaves 5,000 copies of the Daily Record to the scrap drive. They didn't help Mozart. P, S. They usually cost him 32.03 a copy. l-larold Gursky leaves shortly. And he means short-ly. Connery leaves the following song title, Don't Get Around Much Anymore . Howard Spalding is still talking on My Eirst Speech and is still getting l00Zp. Right now he's trying to teach Dick Oakes how to talk loud enough to reach a woman's heart. But a peek into the future is not complete without a looksee in at the Professors. What's this-Specialties Class still going on Why Mr. Gulski don't you think that that's a little too much? Crash!!! The crystal is breaking-the pieces of glass are flying. I can just about make out Mr. Appleby smashing the blackboard at last. Now l'll never be able to see into the future again.

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ADMIIXIISTPATICDN sit, ee 1, G 1 Prophecy l' George Cranshaw is running the Cranshaw En- gagement Agency. Good quick service? You bet! l-lasn't everyone heard of his own success? George Dion is a lawyer in the Reno divorce courts. Most of his clients are former patrons of the above Agency. George has done well for himself, having just received custody of his five children from his first wife. Leon Finkle is the part owner of a department store. Pinky, also the employment manager, spends most of his spare time entertaining his female employees. Irving l-lochman is the other part. I-le is the corset fitter and, from what we heard, his job certainly gets him around. Mal I-lolmes is advertising manager of Snap- py Stories . Persistent Mal is still attempting to get a Bryant ad for this literary magazine. Jerry Goldberg is the curtain puller at the Old l-loward. 'Tis said that the red fire has gone from his hair to his eyes. David Kaufman is selling fig leaves at a nudist camp. Business is quite bad, the people there don't believe in overdressing. Dennis Malloy, a beach cornber on the island of Bali-Bali, spends most of his time beaching, Tony Merola is portraying the role of the Mad Russian on a radio serial. Jimmy Moynihan, a sugar daddy on a southern plantation, is certainly doing very well for him- self. Robert Patt is a chorus girl dancing instruc- tor at M-G-M, The versatile Bob has often been a substitute in the chorus line. Donald Zarfos is the nickel cigar millionaire, Puzzy erected his first cigar stand beside a ma- ternity ward. ' Sal Tirrocchi is just a heart-breaking Power's model for Kremel hair tonic, he's the before . Wally Eerrier is the playboy about town who spends most of his time in a tux, under a moon, with a merry widow. Joe Morrison is athletic director at Bryant, Forty-two various sports are now underway, of course, they are sports for the secretarial girls. Sal Criscione is a floor walker in the bargain sales department of the Newberry's department store. Simon Dermskian is a soap-box radical in Times Square. Students should receive tuition instead of paying it, says he. Tommy Dunn is now leading the former Gene Krupa Orchestral l-lis audience attendance usu- ally consists of a thousand girls and a man. George Pastore is a street cleaner whose hobby is collecting cigar butts discarded by college stu- dents. Emil Shavro is a vaudeville comedian featured at the Roxy Theatre in his newest act, The Drug- store Cowboy . Donald Mullen, generally speaking, is the door- to-door salesman who has reached fame as the character ,in the traveling salesman jokes. Bob Mitchell is a bachelor hermit on a desert island. Bob selected the island because SOO WAVES are stationed close by indefinitely. Ed Pagliarini is the King of the l-loboes and denies his kin brothers the right of roaming on the campuses of business schools. Erank Tucker, the ldol of the l-lair Waves, is the popular baritone heard every morning on the Tucker Toupe l-lour. lContinued on Page 5Bl Forty-s ven

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AND FINANCE cl I 1. I N Prophecy . - 53- I As I gaze into the crystal ball, I am almost blinded by the fame and splendor of the glamour boys and girls of the I943 AGI: class. And it looks like 20 years has not taken any of the polish off of ' i them either. I can see Franky Di Renzo as the head of some political party or other. It seems Frank sticks by the winners. I-le doesn't know which way to turn now though-both candidates are blondes. Red Cain is in Reno and is he happy! Six girls on each arm. But who's the newest arrival in town? Why Leslie, his wife, of course, followed by five little red-head daughters of varying ages. Why Sugahlll Wake Jennings and Louie Mataxes are still in the Marines. They couldn't bear to part with the uniforms and besides Louie's doing O. K. with the African Golf and all the new recruits. Wake's seeing to it that the Women's Marine Corps doesn't go dateless. Betty Lemos and her Petel' are happily set- tled but there seems to be a little disorder now. Betty absolutely refuses to let her children go to Bryant! The lnseparable Five-Ray Piette, Willie Bento, Franky Zorra, Rocky Rogue, and Curly Vezina-are still hanging on together. Last night they set fire to the Village Barn and to- morrow they'Il probably scatter broken glass in the road but boys will be boys l What's this I see? Two elephants? Oh no, pardon me. lt's just the picture on the cover of the book, I-low We Keep Our Weight Down , written by Don Medley and Newt Cohn. I see where Julia Scott has risen to be President of the American Airlines. Lucky girl-she has free transportation out to California to see Dynamite . Steve Pascarella is still the bachelor. I-le loves 'em and leaves 'em Spends most of his time though as head checker up at Bryant. Just couIdn't leave the place! Boy, this looks like a good picture to see. It will preview in March, l963. Walter Palmer in the Life of Rudolph Valentino . We always knew he had it in him-didn't we? Jimmy Connery seems to be having a hard time of it. I-le just can't make out his Income Tax Return. I-Ie ought to go to I-Iarold Gursky for help. Gursky has finally passed his CPA exam and could use a little business, I-lis rates for the returns are 52.00 for the Personal and SOC extra for the Optional. Gursky won't starve. Walking by a newsstand I couIdn't help no- ticing Claire Gilfix on the cover of Mademoi- selle as a Power's girl modeling the latest in turbans. Mozart Beaudoin is still hanging over the rail -still trying to pick a winner, but it doesn't in- terfere with his editing the Daily Record in French! Did somebody tell me Phil Cornell was bash- ful? Why I can see him now walking out of th.e Old Howard with Gypsy Rose Lee on one arm and Ann Corio on the other. And we had such hopes for himl Forty nine