Bryant University - Ledger Yearbook (Smithfield, RI)

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i-Nc A X dvivhh , Las T, ia 1x lyk , , 3 1 X ,f ,. K , ff, f X' W' I BUSINESS We, the class of l943, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath to our successors, our intellectual ability, overwhelming personality and the following: George Cranshaw leaves to John the Baptist, three hundred and sixty-five copies of the New York Times stock market reports. Good luck, John, George didn't have any. Tony lvlerolla leaves to Professor Appleby an instruction book entitled, l-low to Win at the Fingers Game . Donald Mullen leaves to the members of the faculty his copyrighted version of l-low to Evade the Question and Answer lt, Too . Donald Zarfos leaves to all, his famous Fox Farm . George Dion leaves to the freshmen one large tank for use at stag parties. Bill Russell leaves to any freshman who is in- terested, the ability to sleep in class with his eyes open. Bob Raynor leaves to a lucky freshman, one nice, soft bed in Scott l-louse. l-le hopes the lucky recipient will make as much use of it as he did. James lvloynihan leaves in a barrel. All per- sonal belongings were lost at Scott l-louse. Dave Kaufman and Mal l-lolmes leave to Mr. Gulski two dust-covered and slightly used tax books. Maybe he can find better use for them than they could. Irving l-lochman leaves his pipe. We're still amazed that we could get him to part with it. The Strawberry Blonde , alias Jerry Goldberg, leaves his heart with a Bryant Co-ed. l-li, Rube! The Tall, Dark, and Handsome of Bryant- Bob Mitchell-leaves a memory of a riotous pledge week. Eleanore Rathbun leaves after showing the school how well the AGE. and BA departments can get along. l-lauker Gunnarsson and Ragnar Johannesson leave us many memories of Iceland. We'll never forget their walking around in winter without Forty-six the burdensome overcoats that nobody else dared to go without. Leon Einkle leaves his dancing feet to carry on at all Bryant festivities. Iris Dimond and Frances Cohen leave many dates to look over next year's crop of freshmen. Daniel Scotti leaves his job of mayor of Crans- tonl Ed Rosner leaves a cheerful smile and those awful onion sandwiches he used to have for lunch. To Mr. Richards each member of the senior class leaves one tie. l-le needs them more than we do. To Mr. E. Gardner Jacobs we leave one volume entitled Easy Lessons in Growing Grass , or What Happened to Sundial Terrace . To Mr. Allan we leave one volume entitled l-low to Spend Money . l-le doesn't seem to know, or does he? To Mr. Vinal we leave Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors to remind him of our Math class. To Mr. Gulski we leave one hour glass, The AGE. division tell us that he can't tell time very well. To all new freshmen we leave roadmaps to guide them around the backyard, er, we mean campus. To the new seniors of the B,A. division we leave the faculty, hope you can handle them as well as we dicll George Benoit, the photographer for Esquire , is rather slow in taking his pictures and spends most of his time rearranging the poses of his models. Leo Blais, the bigamist who has had four se- cret wives, is planning to reside in an Egyptian harem because of legal interruptions.

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ADMIIXIISTPATICDN sit, ee 1, G 1 Prophecy l' George Cranshaw is running the Cranshaw En- gagement Agency. Good quick service? You bet! l-lasn't everyone heard of his own success? George Dion is a lawyer in the Reno divorce courts. Most of his clients are former patrons of the above Agency. George has done well for himself, having just received custody of his five children from his first wife. Leon Finkle is the part owner of a department store. Pinky, also the employment manager, spends most of his spare time entertaining his female employees. Irving l-lochman is the other part. I-le is the corset fitter and, from what we heard, his job certainly gets him around. Mal I-lolmes is advertising manager of Snap- py Stories . Persistent Mal is still attempting to get a Bryant ad for this literary magazine. Jerry Goldberg is the curtain puller at the Old l-loward. 'Tis said that the red fire has gone from his hair to his eyes. David Kaufman is selling fig leaves at a nudist camp. Business is quite bad, the people there don't believe in overdressing. Dennis Malloy, a beach cornber on the island of Bali-Bali, spends most of his time beaching, Tony Merola is portraying the role of the Mad Russian on a radio serial. Jimmy Moynihan, a sugar daddy on a southern plantation, is certainly doing very well for him- self. Robert Patt is a chorus girl dancing instruc- tor at M-G-M, The versatile Bob has often been a substitute in the chorus line. Donald Zarfos is the nickel cigar millionaire, Puzzy erected his first cigar stand beside a ma- ternity ward. ' Sal Tirrocchi is just a heart-breaking Power's model for Kremel hair tonic, he's the before . Wally Eerrier is the playboy about town who spends most of his time in a tux, under a moon, with a merry widow. Joe Morrison is athletic director at Bryant, Forty-two various sports are now underway, of course, they are sports for the secretarial girls. Sal Criscione is a floor walker in the bargain sales department of the Newberry's department store. Simon Dermskian is a soap-box radical in Times Square. Students should receive tuition instead of paying it, says he. Tommy Dunn is now leading the former Gene Krupa Orchestral l-lis audience attendance usu- ally consists of a thousand girls and a man. George Pastore is a street cleaner whose hobby is collecting cigar butts discarded by college stu- dents. Emil Shavro is a vaudeville comedian featured at the Roxy Theatre in his newest act, The Drug- store Cowboy . Donald Mullen, generally speaking, is the door- to-door salesman who has reached fame as the character ,in the traveling salesman jokes. Bob Mitchell is a bachelor hermit on a desert island. Bob selected the island because SOO WAVES are stationed close by indefinitely. Ed Pagliarini is the King of the l-loboes and denies his kin brothers the right of roaming on the campuses of business schools. Erank Tucker, the ldol of the l-lair Waves, is the popular baritone heard every morning on the Tucker Toupe l-lour. lContinued on Page 5Bl Forty-s ven