Bryant Junior High School - Junior Life Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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THE JUNIOR LIFE 17 The Perfect School Harken, my children fair, to the tale of a wondrous vision of a perfect school. First of importance is the pupils’ program. How many times have you prayed that some Latin or C. L. P. period be cut short? Here is the perfect 9A program: Period Hour Subject i 9:00-11:00 Swimming 2 11:00-11:15 Math. 3 11:15-12:45 Lunch 4 12:45- 1:00 Latin 5 1:00- 1:15 English 6 1:15- 2:00 Study Where there arc pupils and programs there must be teachers. My dream teacher is youthful, alert, and clever. She remembers her own school days and looks charitably on all the erring pupils who will skip classes. She is not harsh to the poor unfortunates who just couldn’t get their homework. She regards gum-chewing as an art and feels that it should be cultivated as such. She knows whispering is a godsend to an overtired brain. The pupils’ course of procedure is simple. The pupils come into the room, sit down, and begin to talk. Then they ask the teacher all the questions they are sure she can’t answer. Later they pass in any homework they may have done. They pack up their books and tell jokes until the passing Ml rings. Hark, there ’tis. Oh, it’s not the passing Ml, but my alarm going off. Oh, Morpheus, why dost thou let me dream of things which may never be? Tips for the Future In correcting the intelligence tests taken by our Bryant pupils I found several good tips for the up-and-coming young junior high student. This Mng the baseball season, here’s a corker: The best way for your team to win is to umpire the game yourself. The future farmer may take advantage of this: A guernsey has no legs. Hear ye! Attention all! The best thing to do on a sinking ship is to climb the mast to keep dry. Here’s a dandy for the housewives: Good Housekeeping is the name of a reliable vacuum cleaner. You have permission to use these tips, but I shall not be responsible for the results.

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16 THE JUNIOR LIFE Ol jLS ( c LS I. Betty Jane Linnc 11. Beth Spivak 2. Virginia Weeks 12. Frances Aim 3. Virginia Beckstrom 13. Betty Lu Schoening 4. Lois Erickson 14. Lois Dunham 5. George Schwert 15. Audre Garrity 6. Eloise Newcomb 16. Catherine Carey 7. William Jenkins 17. Kathleen Liljeberg 8. Lois Abrams 18. Catherine Qualley 9. Gerald Goodlund 19. Gervaise Warner 10. Charlotte Blewett 20. Phyllis Sundby

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18 TIIE JUNIOR LIFE Secrets About the 9A Faculty Name Nic!{-Name favorite Pastime If they had a million Mr. Hardaker E. J. Gardening He’d have one grand Basketball time Wheel! Miss Adler Fritz Tennis.. Give half of it away Mr. Anderson Andy Exercising Cict married Laurie... Genealogy Travel around the world Hiking Try to locate Mars Mrs. Boylan . Do you know?... Swimming See the world Mr. Boylan .. Pat Football Plenty!! Miss Brunner Mary Auto riding Too overwhelming 5 Canoeing Couldn't think!! Mrs. DeLeuw Lucy Work Double it Tommy. .. Gardening Make a wise investment Miss Flynn . Henri Baseball Buy a music school for yA’s Miss Frost Tcco Walking Give her job to someone else Gurtzwf.ili r Gurtzic Theater Build homes for retired Willie Skating actors (Jive it to a friend Icn . .Astronomy... Buy smelling salts Miss Kicker Kich Golf Oh! Oh! K Skating Kiss it good-bye Fall dead Mr. LaBergf. . Sharlic Building boats Art .Blowing Buy band instrument and Miss McLaughlin Gardening blow up the town Buy a home on Pacific (Jobs St. Croix coast Probably die of shock Pete Hiking Travel Miss Redman ? Reading Travel Miss Roskii.i.y Mil Social Dramatics Go to England Miss Small Smallev Baseball ...(Jive it to the gA's Miss Snyder .Fay Trying to retain her Stevie Tennis Go to Europe Mr. Trafzer Dick Raising strawberries Buy candy Mrs. Warner Betty Use it to make another Mrs. Williams Williams Basketball Die of shock Miss Wilson C .. Touring What wouldn’t she? Recipe for a Perfect Student Add one cup of mischief to two cups of goodness. Mix well. Stir in slowly two cups of smiles and pleasant looks. Add three cups of eagerness (work brand) alternately with one cup of eagerness (play brand). After beating well add two cups of good sportsmanship. Add naughtiness to your taste. More pep may be added if desired. Bake in a grade school for six to seven years. Remove and frost with three years of Bryant. Serve to Central hot.