Bryant Junior High School - Junior Life Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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44 THE JUNIOR LIFE HUMOR I ini: What is the first thing that Roosevelt will do when he gets into the White House? ake: Thank his lucky stars that he has a job for the next four years. Good leaders need courageous followers. Household Hints: Four or five pancakes made by a bride, dried and varnished and strung up, make a melodious dinner gong. It takes courage to make some enemies. Prour Mother: My little girl can spell her name backwards. Bored Listener: But she is so young. What is her name? P. A .: Anna. Question: If a woman were to change her sex, how would this affect her religion? Answer: She'd he a “he then (Heathen). Question: Why would Sampson have made an excellent actor? Answer: Because he could bring down the house very easily. Question: Where did Noah strike the first nail in the ark? Answer: On the head. Question: Take away one letter from me and I murder; take away two and I probably shall die if my whole docs not save me. What am 1? Answer: Skill. Question: What is smaller than a flea's mouth? % Answer: What goes into it. ■vw Question: Plant the setting sun and what will come up? Answer: The morning glory. •wwyr Question: What is the best way to prevent water coming into your house? Answer: Don't pay your water tax. Never explain. Your friends don't require it, and your enemies won’t believe you anyway. Delirious: Look at that snake crawling on the glass of our car! Tremors: Yeah, that's one of them windshield vipers.

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TI1E JUNIOR LIFE 43 The property men were: Herbert Crocker James Knutson Robert Allen Jack Murphy Among the busy stage hands we recognized: Lynn Rolig Kenneth Williams Robert Kiarquist Russell Johnson Jack Cotton William Hullsiek The busy carpenters were: Douglas Anderson Richard Lang Lyle Nelson David Walker Walter Solstad Kenneth Ayer We hated to leave the theater where we had had such a wonderful time and had had so many surprises in meeting old friends. While driving home we were trying to think of those whom we might meet at the next Bryant Premiere. They were: Virginia Bcckstrom Phyllis Sundby Bob Hinck Virginia Utter Phillip Johnson Donald Bcrtncss Roscannc Hildebrand John Hines We hope to see all of you at the theater next year also. The Most Exclusive Group Room 320 is strictly a boys room. This room has its own private bookroom, study-hall, and corridor. The group is also selected by the Bryant faculty. A number of the boys have done three terms work in two terms. This room has the tallest and the heaviest boy in the building. It has a boy who broke his leg three times in nine months. It has one of the best warblers, bluffers, and wigglers in Bryant. One boy is related to Sitting Bull and another has the gun that shot him. Another is a cousin to Will Rogers. But best of all we have Miss Olson for our advisor and teacher. 9A Current Movies and Plays Silence ..................... The Greeks Had a Word for It An American Tragedy The Magnificent Lie The Reckless Hour Children of Dreams Free Soul ................ She Got What She Wanted First Aid ................... In the study hall The Odyssey The whole school stays at 3:15 for being too noisy in the halls I had my math done but I left it at home Lunch Period The 9A’s At 3:15 on Friday .The correct answer .Giving someone the correct answers for the homework

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THE JUNIOR LIFE 45 The Can Factory Here is a can Which—hear in mind— Lives on others Of its kind. (Cannibal) They say empty cans Will produce the most noise; But this can, if filled, Will astonish the hoys. (Cannon) Most cans are hardly Fit to eat, But you’ll find this one Nice and sweet. (Candy) This long, narrow can Holds so precious a stock That often you'll find It has more than one lock. (Canteen) In tubs and in bowls Some have ventured from land, And in cans of this kind Too, so I understand. (Canoe) Now here is a can That is yellow and round; But it can’t be much prized Since it grows on the ground. (Canteloupe) Now who would elect In a can to reside? Vet this as a shelter Is known far and wide. (Canopy) Various Blends of Tea The tea of confidence .Trustee The tea of reliable merchants .............. Guarantee The tea of the petitioner ............... Entreaty The tea of the religious Piety The tea of the proud Haughty The tea of the meek Humility The tea of the cunning Crafty The tea of the hostess . Hospitality The tea of moist damp weather Humidity The tea of international negotiations Treaty ▼▼▼ Say, why don’t you change your mind? What for? It's bound to be an improvement. One consolation for us common people is that we arc sure to lead at least one parade, even if we are in a hearse at the time. ▼▼▼ “You simply slay me, said Caesar to Brutus. Cannibal Scout: A floating University just sank and a crowd of co-eds has been washed ashore. Young Cannibal Prince: Goody, goody! Now we can have lady fingers for tea. ▼▼▼ The seal is said to have nature’s finest bathing suit,—the moths have ours.