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THE JUNIOR LIFE 45 Robert E. is just coming home from school with a pumpkin seed given him by his teacher. When entering the house he told his mother that the teacher had told him that although the seed was white the pumpkin would be yellow. Mrs. E.: And what color will the vine Ik? Robert: I don't know. Mrs. E.: But you should know. The color of our vines in tliL hack yard. Robert: But we aren’t expected to know anything until we are taught. • Prof.: What’s nothing? K. S. (very thoughtfully): It’s a footless stocking without any leg. • Betty Lu Schoening is (as you probably know) a resourceful lass and an extremely forgetful one. Miss Bergelarui (stopping her dictation): “Betty Lu, what are you doing?’’ Betty Lu: “Oh, I forgot my pen, so I’m dipping my pencil in the ink.” • And then there’s the one about the Scotchman who fanned his wife with a herring because the doctor said she needed salt air. Here's to the teachers, long may they live, Just as long as the assignments they give. • Law: The deportment of a student varies inversely as the square of the distance from the teacher’s desk. Miss Wilson: James, use disposition in a sentence. fames B.: When I wants to fight, I fights in dis position. Mrs. K. (all star): Why didn’t you put the watermelon in the ice box, as you were told to. Helen N. (indignantly): I did, but it isn’t cold. I had to take the ice out to get it in. Mrs. H.: And what did you do in school today? D. .: Wc had nature study and it was my turn to bring a specimen. Mrs. H.: And what did you bring? D. H.: I brought a cockroach and I told teacher we had lots more. • Hostess (politely): What part of the chicken do you like best, Robert? R. S. (timidly): I like the meat best. Small Boy (visiting zoo for first time with his father. His eyes arc glued on the elephant): Oh, look at the big cow with his horns in her mouth and eating hay with her tail. Miss Kitcher: “What is steam?” fohn: “Water in a high state of perspiration.” Mrs. Warner: “Don’t you know George Washington never told a lie? Sam Jackson: “No, Ma’am, I only heard it.”
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44 T HE JUNIOR LI F E Famous Relatives Carol Carmichicl—Duke of Argylc Minnie McBride—Indian ancestors Edith Carter—Jacques Cartier Audrey Webster—Henry Oliver Josephine Jones—Galli Curci Napoleon Owners of Brittle Bones Allan Anderson Catherine Grady Carol Beck Norma Lindahl Neil Brown Dolores Me Brady Rita Carey Bill Nicmackl Carol Carmichicl Arthur Schultz Raul Ford Melvin Thompson Carol Goodnough Reddest Blushers Joe Dahl Catherine Linncll Muriel Eiscnbcrg Dorothy Nathe Carol Harris Arleigh Peterson Bob Johnson Robert Swanson Elaine Lindskog Melvin Thompson Agnes Johnstone Lorraine Rudic Can Speal( Foreign Language Christ Andrews—Greek Irene Del Rossi—Italian Ruth Burnquist—Swedish Clinton Rodquist—Swedish Have Been On Foreign Shores Raymond Brust—Mexico Agnes Johnstone—Scotland Ruth Burnquist—England, Denmark, Katherine Rorris—Mexico Sweden Special honors should be given to Lorraine Gaardcn who won second highest citizenship points in 7B, highest in 8B and 8A; also to Georgctta Sasscen ami Virginia Pawlak who have won the honor of being the most courteous girls three times; and to Jean Vanstrum who has always been the honor student in cooking and sewing. Keep up the good work, girls; it is pupils like you who make the teaching profession a pleasure. When did Moses sleep five in a bed? When he slept with his fore fathers, Silly! “Which battle was Alexander the Great killed in? “I’m not sure, but I think it was his last. Bob Kelly—I tell you, 1 know what I’m talking about. I’m a self-man— a self-made man— Timid jB—Well, you knocked off too soon. Mrs. Warner says John Thompson has high ambitions. He’d like to attend “Hobo college. It’s the little things that bother us. You can sit on a mountain but not on a tack.
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