Bryant Junior High School - Junior Life Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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JUNE. 1926 21 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF— Kenneth Aune had his English? William Barry had his fill of peanuts? Raymond Burlingame didn't try bluffing the teacher? • Russel Carlson spoke without being called upon? Lucius Caswell didn't walk upstairs with Myrna Dutton? Edmund Copperud lost his grouch? William Frederick didn't tease Mac’Nas-lund? Wesley Hardy came unprepared to class? Vincent Iverson had his violin for orchestra? Roy Johnson got 100 in an English test the first time? Charles Sage didn’t run to the lunch room? Donald Thompson had a pen for penmanship? George Wilson glanced toward Marybclle? Chedwick Whitson wasn't polite to every one? CHARACTERS OF THE ODYSSEY IN MODERN DATE Homer's Odi ssuesr'ans of 306 1. Heedful Eldoran 2. Chaste Artemis 3. Heaven-descended Moselle ■4. Revered Gladys 5. Discreet Ma y 6. Clear-eyed Mary Alice 7. Far-famed Florence 8. Dark-eyed Dorothy 9. Long-tried Fred 10. Dark-haired Marian 11. Fair-anklcd Lorraine 12. Rosy-fingered Evelyn 13. Oar-loving Redmond 14. Goldcn-sandlcd Marguerite 15. Earth-shaker John 1 6. Fair-cheeked Dorothy A. 17. Cloud-gathering Ingrid 1 8. Peaceful Blanche 1 9. Honored Angeline 20. Royal Lucille 21. High-hearted Frances 22. Divine Murial 23. Mighty John S. 24. Wise Lcnora 25. Stately Bernice Coming into the room and going to his , s jft. Fred saw Redmond siting in it. Turning to Miss Smith. Fred asked. Do I have to stand for this? t Jack O'Connor: Our math teacher doesn't use correct English, does she? Bob McDonald: Why?” Jack: . She says, ‘pie are square.' and should say. 'pie is round'. TAKE NOTE The 9A's will conduct the greatest sale in their history beginning next Wednesday. Come early to avoid the crowds. Doors will open directly at 8:15 o'clock. Look over these wonderful values! William Lockwood’s shoe size.” $1.19 Lucian Vorphol'i curls.” “ • Lawrence Woods' question box. Lloyd Hansen's hair groom. George Boeing's bluff. $1.49 Vern Sharp's dimples. Harlcn Zimmerman's eye-lashes.” Betty Bitterman’s gym reputation.” Helen Norby's exquisite smile.” Kenneth Cervin's brown eyes.” Harold MacIntyre’s music career.” $1.98 Sheldon Gray's vocabulary. Genevieve Fairbank's spontaneous laughter.” Arthur Carr’s latest style pants. We are also giving out free of charge to the lucky ones who will receive them, our auditorium seats. WHAT KIND OF A PERSON WOULD THIS BE IF HE HAD: Eyes like Harriet Lawscn? . Height like Dorothy Rankellour? : Tennis skill like Marion Harris? Friendship like Milton Iverson? Hair like Wilma Wallin? Musical ability like Virginia Nevius? A voice like Ruth Olsen? Sweetness like Catherine Vidccn? Innocence like Duiane Barton? A pretty nose like Alnorma Johnson? The conversational powers like Dallas Rud-rud ? Teeth like Helen Johnson? Pep like Margaret Nickols? Wit like Harold Linder? Dramatic qualities like Ruth Anderson? A lovely disposition like Areatba Davolis? Mirth like Lyle Limond?' Grace like Jayne Woodman? A taste for books like Alberta Urban? A smile like Mavorie De Mundc? Quietness like Virginia Olson? A personality like Thelma Pricss? § Generos:ty like Edith Wallace? Latin ability like George Damon? A handsome frown like Morris Knight? A complexion like Dorothy Knapp? A deep voice like Lawrence Barcttc? Soir'.t like Helen Hubbard? Marks like Helen Norby and a teasing way like Philip Brooke?

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20 junior urn RIB BUSTERS SAMPLE ADS LOST—Fountain pen by a man half full of in FOUND—A watch by a man with a cracked face. WANTED—Nurse maid to take care of babies 20 years old. FOR SALE—Folding bed by a lady that doubles up and locks like a piano. TRUE AND FALSE STATEMENTS Dor's Berg unprepared for gym. Hazel Bidd'.ck not powdering her nose. Gale Burris with her hair uncombed. Mara gated Clore into mischief. Dorothy Horwltz unprepared in Latin class. l ac Horwltz always tardy Margaret Jones looking sober. Tula Koupis handing in unfinished work. Ivadcllc Kruger refusing to eat candy. Esther Lee looking untidy. Helen Moorhead on time. Fl abeth Nash welcomed to the library. Dorothy Reider whispering. Morva Roberts a prominent member of the absent list. Nila Smi'h an active member in attendance. Lcnora Olsen not drawing pictures. Ruth True not chewing gum. Carl Berg not flunking in C. L. P. Wiliam Coates not hanging around the girls. Claranee Bohlig nosiest boy in room. Paul Drinkwatcr leaving neighbors alone. George Hinlyztse being cooperative. Leslie Olsen not asking questions. Victor Pritchett handing in his Math paper. Leonard Sager being bashful. IN TUNE Helen McLaughlin My Wild Irish Rose. P;,l Cltlbcrtson -Colleg'ate. Edward La Vacant I Love Me. Isabelle Doston—Sweet Georgia Brown. PhF'p Hilman—Brown Eyes. Why Are You Blue. Fred Unger—I-1-Boy. Lucian Vorphol—I Love My Baby. V'ncent Iverson—Five Feet Two. Eyes of Blue. Wili am Hathaway—Big Boy. Dayle M'tchell—Asleep in th: Deep. Haydon La Clair—Horses. Pober Kermcs—That Certain Party. John Rich—The Lost Chord. Mary Crawford—Don't Bring Lulu. M Idrcd Hcrrman—Hard Hearted Hannah. Charles Eck—Charley My Boy. Edith and Elise Smith—Wonderful Ones. Mar-or v Shim mil Sleepv Time Gal. Louise Schottele—Oh! Kathrina. Evelyn Nolton—Honeybunch . Comrad Eliason—Let’s Talk About Mv . Sweetie. Christine Bergstrom—Sometime. John Raymond—Yearning. Mosell 'orton—Tie Me to Your Apron Str'ngs Attain. Hazel S ein—Prcety Baby. Florence Weyrock—-Sweet Child. Robert Kravig—Dapper Dan. Mr. Bolinger arrived home late and entered his bedroom, where all was dark. Suddenly he st'(Toned: stopped. Who's under the bed? he demanded. Nobody. replied the burglar. ‘.'Funny.” muttered Mr. Bolinger. I could have sworn I heard a noise. F.flic: Why hasn't Daddy much hair? Mother: Because he thinks a lot. darling. Effic (pause): But why have you got so much, mummic? Mother: Go on with your breakfast! . —London Opinion. Mac N. to Harlan Z.: What makes the baby at your house cry so much. Harlan? Harlan: Aw. it don't cry so much, and anyway, if all your teeth were out. your hair off. and your legs so weak you couldn't stand on them, I guess you'd feel like crying yourself.

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JUNIOR LIFE 22 FAMOUS DOUBLES Macaroni and Cheese. Donald Mc’Namara and a book. Thomas Jones and a magazine. Racon and Eggs Marjorie Hawkinson and Gladys Wilson. Katherine Thorp and Alice Wilkinson. Pie and Crust. Elizabeth Kali and Mac Naslund. Florence Kennedy and Marion Kjorlicn. Dorothy (pointing to flower on dress) : Is it sewed on? Mary Alice: Surely, did you think gravity held it down? Miss Babcock: Paul, come here. Why didn’t you turn to the right? Paul S.: 1 did. Miss B.: Which is your right hand? Paul S.: This one. Miss B.: Then why didn’t you turn that way? Paul S.: I did. Miss B.: How? Paul S.: Why. I came out backwards. Miss Farnum gave the class a problem containing ball games. Jack O’Conner's problem came out two games short. When the teacher asked how he accounted for them, he said: Oh!—ah—I said—they were ties. Miss Snyder, to boy going up the down stairway: Don't you know this is a one way stairway? Berwyn Simpson: Well. I'm only going one way. ain't I? Paw says that just because fortification is a large fort, is no sign that ratification is a large rat. Fatty: “I'll bet I can make a worse face than you can. Fatter: Ya. look at the face you got to start with. Chas. Hilbert: Who was that girl that kept looking at me on the streetcar? Lloyd Van Camp: Oh. she's head nurse at the state insane asylum. The teacher put a sentence on the board which read like this. Our teacher am in sight. Teacher: Correct that sentence. Bright 9A walked up to the board and changed the in to a : Our teacher am a sight. Miss Smith: “Dayle. what is Mars? Dayle: Mars is the scratches you get on the parlor furniture. First 7B: I wonder how old Miss Thayer is? Second 7B: Quite old. I imagine: they say she used to teach Caesar. Miss Gurtzweiler: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon? Donald Hughes: Oh, the horse will draw that. Mrs. Warner (after a C. L. P. debate) : Are you sure your auditors understood all of your arguments in the debate? Herbert R.: If they did. I wish they’d come and explain some of them to me. Edward L.: I heard something nice abour you today. Kenny: What was it? Edward: Someone said you resembled me. Two boys were pushing in the hall. To reprove them Mrs. Williams asked. What would you think if you saw Mr. Schimmele pushing Mr. Bolinger down the hall? Small voice: Can he do it? During a time test recently Mrs. Williams asked if any one had a second hand watch. Eager Oliver Faaborg offered his timepiece and the class gave him the laugh. A 9th grade class was singing Good Night. Ladies.” when Miss Flynn tapped them to stop. They did stop. Then Miss Flynn said. Yes. but don't hang on to the ladies so long. Mr. Buezis: Arne, what is dust? Arne T. (after much thought): Mud with the water squeezed out. Did you ever sec a company of girls perfectly silent? Yes. once. Someone had asked which one of those present was the eldest.