Brunswick High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Brunswick, MO)

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The Wzldcat Almanac August Hot and humld on certam days Flgures recently released mdmatt that nop scotch IS cheaper to play than a pm ball machxne Reluf from the heat may be obtauu d by Jumpxng mto xce water Jumped IH a lake held my breath flew a k1te soaked my head September The days wxll get steadlly shorter Tra1ns are nom be-mg CI'Od1tI.Cl as re sponslble for an enormous yearly savtng of shoe leather Texas 15 our largest state Mlnd ya own buslness Im cool an refreshed an I got on me banforued pants October Autumn should arr1ve soon Broken glass should not be allowed to collect on floors where small chxldren may walk barefooted Russ1a dmdn t really mvc nt the banana spl1t bhe made a fool of h1m pretendxng to be a slmple country glfl November November should brmg gene ally colder and less sunny days French d1ess1ng IS better lf eaten on salad Brunswlck s colors are red and whlte Whatever you re dream1ng about don t forget to add the Z5 U tax December Temperature w1ll be generally lower than 1n July The antelope can run faster than the turtle George Bernard Shaw s real name IS George Bernard Shaw bnow It s a game l turn off the lxghts and you guess who klssed you January Weather could be colder 1n the Northern states Usa a stramer to remow the seeds from orange JUICE Franklln D Roosevelt was electmd for a st cond t rm I don t mlnd your tottln em but I do mlnd your polntlng them at people February Snow llkely Northern Ontar1o IS NOT south of Mexxco Clty W hen you vt ork outslde gloves w1ll help to protect your hands bhe paused to let the effect slnk 1n and I looked March Wmds posslble The Emplre State Buxldmg 15 taller than the Ag Bulldmg you plan to grow your own garden buy some seeds Why have you kept on readlng th1s bor1ng stuff th1s long 'P 'P 'P 'P 'P P 'P Apr1l Alternate showers and clearmg Jas on Zxrganos swam the Enghsh Channel one summe r m sxxteen hours and seventeen mmutes If your toast gets burned too badly lt IS best to throw It away What would you have done 'P 'P 'P 'P 'P 'P 'P 'P P 'P May The latter part of May wxll probably be warmer than the fxrst part George Washlngton was the fxrst Dresxdent to get marrled Soap and hot water are excellent for waslnng drshes You must have great w1ll power to have gotten all the way through C . ' ' ' ' x 1 ' ' . ' , - 1 4 f 1 ' I ., ' 2- .r x l 1 ' . l u - x . ' H I ! 3 u . . ' . , . , Y . 3 - . . 1 . kk .g I B N I' tn . - E 1 v , 1 Y E as -,JA I -ov : ' . , 2 A , . H. . , . x x .., . - - . .. , 4 . - : ' r ' ,. - -. 1 . . . , . at v - -- v A 7 luv 4 U ' 2 1 l s will not bother you on your sidewalk or driveway if you shovel it off. ll I ' ' A 'YV ' ' . ' . X 3 ? 3 ef . ll I ' 1 ' Q D 1 ' ' ' 1' Y P' 1 -' I - ' ltw , , vi , . I ' ' . ' - ' ' ' . ' ' . If , , . .. . . . . , ,, Y . . I . . it I y . . 3 . ll 11 Cl ' a OO