Brunswick High School - Devils Diary Yearbook (Brunswick, OH)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1958 by Vida Gulbinas WE, SENIORS, as members of the graduating class of BRUNSWICK HIGH SCHOOL, of the year 1958-being of sound mind and judgment, on this, the 24th day of May, in the year of 1958, HEREBY, write our LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. WE leave the title SENIOR to the Class of 1959, and hope that it will be worn Wlth pr1de TO the Junlor Class, we also leave our ab1l1ty 1n managmg UNDER CLASSMEN efflclently WE leave all the Teachers HAPPILYH' WE leave GOVERNMENT CLASS w1th RELIEF WE leave our well worn Report Cards, w1th grades ranglng from A to D to Llnda Foster s Flrst Graders, ln the hope that they wlll recelve msplratlon from them MOST OF ALL WE LEAVE J OYFULLY ' Now follow the Indlvldual Bequests- LYNN ARMSTRONG wllls all her different shades of haxr rangmg from red to green to FAYE BEMENT BETTY ALBEITZ wllls her bad temper to LO RETTA HAMER JIM COLEMAN w1lls 100 lbs of xce to keep cool all year round to JOE RENICK ADELL INEURA wnlls her mayorette umform and her marchmg style dur1ng football games to ED SCHULTZ BEVERLY BAISCH vulls her way wxth the gurls to LESTER CHIDSEY and CARL NOVAK PAT JACKSON wills her well used phy slcs lab book to her sxster NANCY and CHARLES HUGHES BILL DORSEY wxlls hls Hollywood Kld tltle to ED WILLE MARCIA KIENE wills her ablllty ln trylng to stay awake ln school the day after an all mght payama party to ROSEMARIE DRAXLER DEL WIDENMYER wmlls her energy ln racmg to the Center everyday for lunch to THOMA FOK and PAUL BAGNALL DAN CAP wllls hls foam rubber plllow to soften the blows from 'Vlrs Zimmerman s paddle to HOLLY BARBARAS EDITH FRENCH wllls her abxllty to get to school Just as the bell rmgs to BILL GOODYEAR JOHN PAWLUS wnlls hls telephone number CCA 596795 to any mterested females namely NORMA OLESON MARY ETTA JOHNSON wllls her ablllty to turn red when Mr Vxsmtamer calls on her ln Government Class to RAY MARIE BROCK LYNDA BARNES wllls her abrhty ln vsrltmg letters m all her classes to WILMA DONLEY JOHN FALKENSTEIN and EUGENE KA TONA will thelr noon hour along with thexr ablll tres ID song composltlon to anv Jumors who can flll their shoes PAT KOREN WIIIS her yery comfortable desk 1n Government Class and her brand new Govern ment Book to JIM KONSCHAK WAYNE BOWWIAN wllls hls dual chrome plated dlp sticks to ROLAND KRUEGER BONNIE HOLT yulls her well used Physlcs book red haxr yumor glrls gym class and pxc tures of her latest boyfrlends to JEAN WIDDI FIELD AND CARLA UJCIC BOB MacDONALD wxlls hls Bunck to hls sxster CAROL and her glrl frlends PATRICIA MAR SHALL JEANETTE RISKO and SHIRLEY COR NETT on one condltlon They must NOTdr1ve1t CAROL DOUGHERTY wllls her great admlra tlon for Tum Smlth to KAREN KNUFF and Jo ANN KYTTA BARBARA GILAK WIIIS her qulet way to LE ROY NOATNY and BILL THOMASON VIDA GULBIN AS wllls her leopard skm shoes the ever growmg collectlon of borrowed pencils and her place before the mlrror ln the Girls Rest Room to KAY PURCELL and MARILYN CRAFI' DAN ELLINWOOD wllls hls ablllty to dazzle all the young glrls of Brunswlck along wxth hls guxtar green scarf red klte and a full race Chevy to RAY POLAKOWSKI LORE'I'I'A CONWAY wllls her naturally curly halr to TOM SALERNO CHESTFR EWALD wllls hxs Blg M to GEOR GIA SMITH GLENDA HARVILL wllls her ablllty to doze off ln health class to WANDA FOREMAN and PAT HUTCHINSON KENNETH SYLVESTER as Semor Class Presldent leaves the Zoo Party to any group of ambltlous youngsters who want to rule thelr class namely ANDY REPJAR and DARLENE BUSCHOW BARBARA MORTON w1lls her abllxty to walk through the halls wxthout a pass legally to NANCY CLARK JIM COUGHLIN wills hls beautlful and sunny dlsposntxon the flrst two perlods ln the mornmg to JIM McMILLAN PAT CRUISE wllls a table down at Mldge s to ANNA MARIE CHECK JEAIN WIDENMYER wills her ablllty to skxp home room to WANDA DAVIS ELAINE BARLETI' wills her flfty SIX yard can-can pettlcoat to BERNIE PALMATIER BOB MISSUREC wllls his Elvis Presley appeal and hls vshxte sport coat wlthout the pmk carna txon to DICK BOWMAN HE leaves the pmk car natlon to MARGARET MYERS DAVE BLUMENTHAL wxlls hls Mad Motor cycle to DOROTHY FENCSIK VIARCIA DONAHUE wllls her slx years of cheerleading and all her uniforms to RAY CLAP PER JUDIE STEENSTRA wxlls her old seat on Of flce Practlce Class vuth Mrs Jxvnden to EARL BYERLEY DENNIS HOOVER wllls ten gallons of Law son s Mllk to MOLLY ZIMMERMAN SANDRA CASE wllls her seat next to a conven lent wmdow xn Government Class to VANICE SANDERS TIM SMITH wxlls hls chrome bathroom towel rack stolen from Jungle Larrys motorcycle to DON KLINEFIELD JEAN PRAISLER wnlls one Jar of one half eaten plckled herrmg along wxth the ablhty to be such a wxcked drlver to BARBARA BEREND SON GERALDINE MAHON wllls her quxet person allty to CARL BILSKI and EUGENE SMITH ETHEL VANDERZYDEN wllls her secretarial dutles ln the offlce to CHARENCE LAHL IRENE McCLELLAN wllls her collectlon of Exsenhower campaxgn pms pnctures and a cam palgn speech to CAROI SAMMON fBoth girls are Democratslj DICK MUFLLER wllls all hls Legal excuses for sklppmg school very frequently to HAROLD PLUES His unexcused absences he -leaves to BOB PARIS KATHY MORAN wllls her yery serlous and qulet nature to BOB STRONG SALLY ZUENGLER wllls her blond halr and 8. bottle of peroxlde to HOWARD CASTLEMAN She leave her long legs to ROGER KELLER letxc socks left to hlm by Bob Strxke Class of 57 to DOUGLAS ROLLS CAROL PALMATIER w1lls her growmg ablll ty and the well known phrase Great Scott' to ALLEN SCOTT MIKE KYTTA w1lls hls tltle The Barber of the Year whlch he won after cuttmg Dave Metros halr to NELSON STEPHAN BUD CRADDOCK wllls hls baseball skxll to JOHN RISKO and GERALD LASKO ROSE LISTER wllls her knowledge of Amen can Hxstory and her eser mcreasmg knowledge of American Government along wxth her grades ln these subjects to DIANNE LADE and EARL EBERHART NANCY DAWSON yulls her slogan Im for the Republlcan Party' to LARRY EADS DAVE METRO wllls the tltle Kmg Rodder of Brunsvuck and hls curly ha1r to ERNIE HEATH ALEX ARGIRAKIS yulls hls reducmg pllls to PHILLIP D AMICO BOB PIERCE wllls hls loye for Mlss Marra to ERROL SKINNER and the rest of the JUNIOR CLASS SO ENDS THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1 9 5 8 . , . . . . 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Pro hccy Lynda Barnes and Nancy Dawon fScene I Local Rocket Terminal Secretary of Relief Lynda Barnes is waiting on the platform to meet President Nancy Dawson who is return ing from an Electrons for Peace Conference on Mars J L Welcome home President Dawson How was the conference on Mars? N Fine fine Secretary Barnes How nice of you to meet me at the rocket And how are wou doing with our relief program for members of the Brunswick Class of 58 L The program has been working out quite well I Just received the last report concerning the past and present occupations of the class mem bers fScene II Office of Secretary of Relief Barnesj L The first report which I received was from Patricia Jackson who has been chosen Wife of the Year The Judges decision was based on her excellent superusion of the smudge pots in her husbands apple orchard N And I see here s a report of Pat Cruise suing Dennis Hoover director of the Lawson Milk Cor poration for allowing fish to swim in the milk L Here s a report from Sealy Mattress Com pany saying that Dan Cap is still ln their window demonstrating their product N Ah here s a letter from the World Athletic Association reporting that Alex Argirakls is doing well on the Greek football team Chet the Jet Ewald has been sent as the U S entry for the high Jump division in the Moon Olympics Doyle Loughren the retired alligator wrestler has put in his application for head coach at Vassar Carl Craddock IS the new World Tlddlywmk Champion' and Bonnie Holt is holding out for a higher salary from the Patch Baseball Team. L. And in the horse racing world Sally Zueng- ler wins the Kentucky Derby on Johnny the Plug. Barbara Morton owner and trainer of Johnny the Plug is met at the gate by Rose Lister and San- dra Case who are now working for the Internal Revenue Department. N. Irene McClellan has just won the Indian- apolis Speed Race for the fifth consecutive year. L. Lorretta Conway winner of the Irish Sweep- stakes when asked for a statement said Hee hee hee. N. Glenda Harx ill Lynne Armstrong Barbara Gilak and Judy Steenstra are modeling space suits for Capitol Rocket Lines. L. A report from darkest Africa reveals Eugene Katona teaching Ubangis how to stomp. N. This report from Bye Bye Virus Labora- tories says that Ethel Vanderzyden is in their em- ploy perfecting measle serum. L. Carol, Betty and Marcia have merged their companies to form the Dougherty, Albeitz, Kiene Furniture Corporation specializing in chairs for squares. N The Impuie Food and Drug Commission has sent in a report on their employees David Blumen thal who samples Kiene Meats and Dick Mueller who eats Morton Meat Pies L The International Fruit Fly Growers have given their annual award to Old Bob McDonald s Farm N Marcia Donahue is now married to that world famous Tailor and Pat Koren is the wife of the man who originated KhUfUlSm L Jim Coleman and Bob Pierce have Just fin ished installing a new rocket engine in Jim s Buick N Jean and Delores Widenmeyer are in the Yukon organizing a fan club for Sgt Prestons husky King L The food feud between Fisher s and A Sz P continues Edith French and Jean Pralsler are now mounting rocket cannons on the roofs of their respective grocery stores N Secretary of State Wayne Bowman has left his apple orchard to fight a cold war in Alaska L Here s a card from Tim Smith saying Have Rickshaw Will Travel N Radio Station WBHS having just finished their survey reports that the public has chosen Mary Etta Johnson as their most loquaclous disc Jockey and Gerry Mahon the most silent L Elaine Barlett Carol Palmatier and Adell Neura are battling for the title of Miss Hypoder mic of 1983 N Beverly Baisch has Just launched the New Phoenix Satellite Bank whose slogan is Our sav ings plan IS out of this world L Jim Coughlln head of the Senate Rackets Committee is now conducting a hearing on B111 Dorsey s party machine. N. Dan Ellinwood the Martian Cowboy is spon- soring the America for the Apache Movement. L. Mike Kytta has finally earned his degree from the Mad Barber College. N. Dave Metro the nationally famous painter of purple people eaters is still trying to regain his driver s license. L. Zorro has just revealed that his real name is John Pawlus. N. Vida Gulbinas has just been appointed Ger- man and Lithuwanian translator for the U. N. L. John Falkenstein better known as the Mad Granddaddy is conducting a new spook show on Radio Station WGHOST. N. And here s our last report from the enter- tainment world. Kathy Moran has signed a four day contract to sing commercials for Contadina Tomato Paste' Ken Sylx ester is teaching the Charleston on his new Hop and Flop TV show' and Bob Misuric has gone into hiding from his fans after recording his latest smash hit, ' Across the Field. . . V . . . . . - 1 1 1 . V . - . . 1 i 1 1 ' u 11 - ' . 1 ' ' Y . , . . , , . . V Y . . . . ' , . Y. . . . . 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