Brunswick High School - Devils Diary Yearbook (Brunswick, OH)

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SFNIORS NOT PICTL'Rl'ID: Chester Ewald Rolinda Armstrong Glenda Harvill Strictly business! 1-6 Cannibal is Y his Ph? N2 I' . a 5105 cl SS Aw come ony drink it. Brunswick Driving Rodeo: Lester Chidsey winner of the boys' divisiong Irene McClel- lan, winner of the girls' divisiong Mr. Bur- . ris, the drivers' education teacher. ' 'T ,2',.n

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Most Athletic Dave Metro Bonme Holt , A

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Pro hccy Lynda Barnes and Nancy Dawon fScene I Local Rocket Terminal Secretary of Relief Lynda Barnes is waiting on the platform to meet President Nancy Dawson who is return ing from an Electrons for Peace Conference on Mars J L Welcome home President Dawson How was the conference on Mars? N Fine fine Secretary Barnes How nice of you to meet me at the rocket And how are wou doing with our relief program for members of the Brunswick Class of 58 L The program has been working out quite well I Just received the last report concerning the past and present occupations of the class mem bers fScene II Office of Secretary of Relief Barnesj L The first report which I received was from Patricia Jackson who has been chosen Wife of the Year The Judges decision was based on her excellent superusion of the smudge pots in her husbands apple orchard N And I see here s a report of Pat Cruise suing Dennis Hoover director of the Lawson Milk Cor poration for allowing fish to swim in the milk L Here s a report from Sealy Mattress Com pany saying that Dan Cap is still ln their window demonstrating their product N Ah here s a letter from the World Athletic Association reporting that Alex Argirakls is doing well on the Greek football team Chet the Jet Ewald has been sent as the U S entry for the high Jump division in the Moon Olympics Doyle Loughren the retired alligator wrestler has put in his application for head coach at Vassar Carl Craddock IS the new World Tlddlywmk Champion' and Bonnie Holt is holding out for a higher salary from the Patch Baseball Team. L. And in the horse racing world Sally Zueng- ler wins the Kentucky Derby on Johnny the Plug. Barbara Morton owner and trainer of Johnny the Plug is met at the gate by Rose Lister and San- dra Case who are now working for the Internal Revenue Department. N. Irene McClellan has just won the Indian- apolis Speed Race for the fifth consecutive year. L. Lorretta Conway winner of the Irish Sweep- stakes when asked for a statement said Hee hee hee. N. Glenda Harx ill Lynne Armstrong Barbara Gilak and Judy Steenstra are modeling space suits for Capitol Rocket Lines. L. A report from darkest Africa reveals Eugene Katona teaching Ubangis how to stomp. N. This report from Bye Bye Virus Labora- tories says that Ethel Vanderzyden is in their em- ploy perfecting measle serum. L. Carol, Betty and Marcia have merged their companies to form the Dougherty, Albeitz, Kiene Furniture Corporation specializing in chairs for squares. N The Impuie Food and Drug Commission has sent in a report on their employees David Blumen thal who samples Kiene Meats and Dick Mueller who eats Morton Meat Pies L The International Fruit Fly Growers have given their annual award to Old Bob McDonald s Farm N Marcia Donahue is now married to that world famous Tailor and Pat Koren is the wife of the man who originated KhUfUlSm L Jim Coleman and Bob Pierce have Just fin ished installing a new rocket engine in Jim s Buick N Jean and Delores Widenmeyer are in the Yukon organizing a fan club for Sgt Prestons husky King L The food feud between Fisher s and A Sz P continues Edith French and Jean Pralsler are now mounting rocket cannons on the roofs of their respective grocery stores N Secretary of State Wayne Bowman has left his apple orchard to fight a cold war in Alaska L Here s a card from Tim Smith saying Have Rickshaw Will Travel N Radio Station WBHS having just finished their survey reports that the public has chosen Mary Etta Johnson as their most loquaclous disc Jockey and Gerry Mahon the most silent L Elaine Barlett Carol Palmatier and Adell Neura are battling for the title of Miss Hypoder mic of 1983 N Beverly Baisch has Just launched the New Phoenix Satellite Bank whose slogan is Our sav ings plan IS out of this world L Jim Coughlln head of the Senate Rackets Committee is now conducting a hearing on B111 Dorsey s party machine. N. Dan Ellinwood the Martian Cowboy is spon- soring the America for the Apache Movement. L. Mike Kytta has finally earned his degree from the Mad Barber College. N. Dave Metro the nationally famous painter of purple people eaters is still trying to regain his driver s license. L. Zorro has just revealed that his real name is John Pawlus. N. Vida Gulbinas has just been appointed Ger- man and Lithuwanian translator for the U. N. L. John Falkenstein better known as the Mad Granddaddy is conducting a new spook show on Radio Station WGHOST. N. And here s our last report from the enter- tainment world. Kathy Moran has signed a four day contract to sing commercials for Contadina Tomato Paste' Ken Sylx ester is teaching the Charleston on his new Hop and Flop TV show' and Bob Misuric has gone into hiding from his fans after recording his latest smash hit, ' Across the Field. . . V . . . . . - 1 1 1 . V . - . . 1 i 1 1 ' u 11 - ' . 1 ' ' Y . , . . , , . . V Y . . . . ' , . Y. . . . . 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