Brownstown High School - Bomber Yearbook (Brownstown, IL)

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Ruth Logue Owns a rabbit farm that IS always showered with blessed events Joann Mahon Makes robots that perform all sorts of duties, including catching men who need w1ves and shelling peas Nancy Nichols Looks down upon her two brown eyed children with motherly love and the thought The little monsters' Joyce Nowlrn -Owns the brggest ranch in the West, and uses her spare time in tracking down them thar varmints that robbed the bank Darlene Prppm Is an air hne stewardess who sends the plane rnto a tarlsprn every time the pilot looks at her She s st1ll that cute and of course, you know who the pilot IS Preston Pryor Has a Job in one of America s biggest factories He puts the heads on pins by hand Ina Purcell Is hunting for fossils of Prehrstorrc men in Egypt She finds more mummies than any thing Leatha Richardson Makes ornamental vases to be used by women whose husbands don't come in until 3 00 A M Herschel Has gone into business for hrmself making Hershey candy bars, what else? Schwarm Donna Srdwell Owns a drrigrble and spends her time cruisrng over the country lookrng for a prospectrve mate Janet Small Just won the Mrs America beauty contest whrch makes Lagar very happy IIIS Smith Inherited a dramond mine and doesn t have to worry anymore Keith Storm Is a mountain cllmber who has broken his aching body only srx times from falls Elrzabeth Tudor Finally bought a rocket ship and went to Mars Lsarol Watson Is a famous lady wrestler who goes by the name Slingrn Mama Jones Betty Willson Is a trapeze artist who dazzles her audience with her high flying gracefulness Harold Wright a sailor with a girl in every port Well that's the report, said Diana You d better hurry, Mercury or Jupiter will be angry from waiting so long See you at Venus s party tomorrow Goodbye Diana Mercury replied and hurried off witl his 1mp0rtant messages for Jupiter I , - - - . . ' , . . . . , . , , , . . . . . . - - - . . . , . . . George Shride - - Sings in a nightclub where all women swoon to his deep, crooning voice, . . ---. . , . , . - - Is . . . . . D 0 I . . . . .. ' . ' .. . . . W X X

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Semor Class Prophecy Mercury the SW1fI footed messenger of the Gods hurrxed on hrs way to Mount Olympus where Juplter awa1ted hrs arrrval In h1s hand Mercury carrred a scroll taken from the book of T1n1e As he hastened through the sky he met D1ana, goddess of the Moon Where do you hurry to'? she asked h1m I have thts chapter from the book of Trme whrch I must dellver to our Krng Mercury answered her It deals Wllh the hves of certa1n mdxvrduals on Earth Oh please let me read 1tl Drana pleaded I always lxke to hear about the people on whom I cast my moonbeams Well I really shouldn t but s1nce I l1ke you pretty Drana, I ll let you read xt, sa1d Mercury handtng her the scroll Read rt out loud I want to hear about these Earth people too Drana began to read h h ss of the members of the Senror Class of Th1S chapter of the book of Tlme deals Wlt t e progre Brownstown Communrty Htgh School of the year n1neteen hundred f1fty four Ten years havrng elapsed d duals as to the1r occupat1ons and a servant of Jup1ter reports on the pos1t1on of these certarn 1n 1V1 whereabouts 1n th1s year of mneteen hundred SIXIY four The report 15 as follows Dallas Chatham Erma Crawford John Crown Mary L Doehrmg Harold Fisher Janet Frarley Gayle Gerr1sh and Arthur Sune Roger Helm Charles Goldsborough Susan Goldsboro Kay Guffey Iunlor Jordan Harmon Kelly Patsy Kelly Ke1th Lape Gerald Lawson Patty Ledbetter Wendell Ledbetter Is now Pres1dent of the U S successfully mak1ng the country a better place to l1ve Owns a race track 1n Cal1forn1a and m1nts S75 000 a year plus all the Jockeys she wants Is the owner of an Alaskan dog team that carr1es matches to Esklmos who want to lrght a frre Has gone to Russla to tell them how to run the1r government 1n a Democratlc way She s succeedrng too' Is Chlef rnstructor 1n a motor b1ke school Wrltes farry tales for children then reads them to her own f1VC Are a famous comedy team who have replaced Abbott and Costello Has broken all records as a baseball pitcher by wmnxng fxfty games a season He IS a nomtnee for the Hall of Fame Is an em1nent sc1ent1st who makes tnps to the bottom of the ocean searchlng for sea horses Is a tough Sergeant 1n the Wacs Her favortte express1on rs, ATTEN TION! ll Wrote a book called How to Become a W1fe m Ten Easy Years and l1ves comfort ably on royaltles Is a real crazy l'Il1XCd up 1 a Developed a tree that grows money on hxs farm He had to bulld a motel to take care k d who d nces to the hottest beat 1n Iazz of the v1s1tors O erates the elevator 1n the Emplre State Bu1ld1ng and IS d1ZZy most of the t1me P Is a famous atom sctentxst developtng a secret process that w11l change atoms mto beaut1ful women Couldn't ftnd the nght gul, so he marued a Merma1d Takes the tuxedos off pengums and sells them to l'Il1dg8I8 at half pr1ce I5 a l1on hunter 11 Afrrca and ndes on an elephant all day long r 0 f a ' Q n n - r s ,. . . . . , ,, 9 ,, . . . . . . H Q Q n - n ' n - 9 Q . n - ,, , . . . . , Y ,, . I s 1 I - n - n Q . n u . ., . . . , s D . . . . . . . a ' n o I o U u . Q n n , . ' u y Q .- - - . - - - . n Q , . . . ,, - u ' c ,, . . n - - s , s - - . a - - .. , o - - . - - - , - .. - - - , ,

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