Browns Valley High School - Thunderbird Yearbook (Browns Valley, MN)

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CLASS PROPHECY The setting for our prophecy is one of a chain of elaborately decorated eateries called Edith's Edibles. Edith Foren has built up this business from scratch after having bought what was formerly known as Dan's in Browns Valley, Vinn. She has hired one of the best known bands in the land to provide the entertainment. They travel from one restaurant to another, performing only as Lurch's Larks could! Jim Bierscnbach is the director and lead drummer for the rroup, which also incJudes Allen Eldridge Richard Lehrke, ’elanie Schley, and Julie Smith. Kathy Reed has just cone in and is pleasantly surprised by all of her forner classmates, who are having a •'arty for her. She is hone on a leave after re-enlisting for another tour of duty. She has made the ocean her life by becoming a V’.A.V.L. Cary Klern and Clenn filler, cc-cvT.ers of the V.’hite Earle Night Club in a neighboring town are here, as well as Chevrolet Votor Co. executive, Richard Butala and Dave Yosberp, noi. a wrest- ling coach at the University of Minnesota. Don Andrews, a big game hunter in Africa, shows up long enough to greet everyone and talk to Philip Tiechowski, a professor of psychiatry. Don would like to know how to hypnotize some of those aninals so they wouldn't be so hard to get. Sitting at a table on one side, are Kenny Vollners, test driver for Harley Davidson ‘ tor- cycle Co., and Richard Johnson, stock car driver. They are telling Darlene Reed and Janet Alberts how NOT to drive. “Terry Kallstron, who finally became a biologist, is still laughing about a joke that someone told him on graduation day. He never forgets things like that. Karen Roark's plane from Washington was a little late; she had some last-minute dictation to take and no one, not even his private secretary, tries to hurry the President of the United States. Joan Byman and Cheryl Haggerty are now performing for us -- their latest ballet routine is out of this world. The turkey which we are being served was donated by Alice Kallstrom.'s turkey farm. Coring over to wait on us is Yvonne Hoffman. She fills us in on all of the latest information about sore of the others. Ke learn that Vary Hansen has been promoted to editor of the f’inneapolis Star and Tribune, and that Dave Tiller has opened his own beauty salon -- for ren only. She also tells us that Tom and Dave Gibson have now completed their latest real estate transaction, which means they are now farming the whole state of South Dakota. Jerome Appl only has tine to come in for something to eat, as he runs the service station across the street. He says his station is open all night for people who run out of gas. The former Carol Rowland is busy showing everyone pictures of her family, all brunettes and red-heads! Right now she's showing then to Cindy Yedbery and Patty Johnson. They are operating their own nursing home -- a beautiful place overlooking the Valley. Since salesmen rake this their regular place to eat, Jan Haugland is trying to sell Carol Foster the latest in Fords — without a muffler. Carol says that she is more interested in a Vustang right now to cover her Texas ranch with. Overhearing this, Connie Duffield says she would like a ustang too -- the four-legged kind -- to add to her growing herd at Puffield's • ony Farm, Oh, here comes Xiffy, sometimes known as Sniffy, Anderson. He has just received a promotion to chief sniffer at the Limburger Cheese Factory in Sisseton. After having a gala evening, reminiscing and remembering the good old days' , the party must core to a close with each ore going his own way and hoping tc meet again. 16

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ADMINISTRATION Mr. James Hauder Superintendent of Schools 18 Mr. Harold Ness High School Principal Mrs. Zeta Goutis Elementary Principal