Browns Valley High School - Thunderbird Yearbook (Browns Valley, MN)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT Ve the Class of 1958, a class of 23 distinct individuals, ALL most likely to succeed, disregarding all oast complaints, bribes, threats, and promises, hereby publish out last will and testament: Article “...RoxAnne Packer has decided to will her silly, yet refined 3nicker and her love of the opposite sex to Karen Lothert. She hates to pa-i with the latter, but -e have to share these things with others. Article II...Larry Cardwell is trying to get rid of his quiet temperament in hoties of a mere exciting, better life. He hooes that Bernadette Elsen can strike a haopy medium with it. Article III...Janice DeSniegler regretfully leaves to Kathy LeCuyer, her ability of getting a ride o er to the Ranch every Saturday r.ight. She also wants to get rid of her Sunday morning headaches 30 Carol Goehring can have them. Artie.e TV...Getty Edwards wills her ability to stick with one man so long to Joanne Kaufman. Honest, it’s for your own good. article ’ ...foris Edwards wills her ability to dislike Transcriotion Class forever, but seeing that isn't possible, she is just leaving her typing, to Sandra Tobeck, 1° hopes that she will gat more than one letter typed in an hour. Article VI...To Gary Gardner, Clarence Grimli liequeaths his lob at Dusty's in hopes he will raise to 9 higher l-rvnl and someday own the place. 'lienee is trying to get rid of his sneezing eelges 1 -t honestly Clarence, who would own them. Article VII...Roger Hasnen sadly wills his Tonette permanent set, his new car, and all his iris to Robert Sykora if he 'Louises to make the best use of tham. Article VIII...Ronnie Hansen, leaves his ability to be at lunch before anyone else to Path KcLane, who is always in a big hurry anyway. Don't kill anyone, please. Article T ....Tom Hansen, a menace to the Dedestriftns bequeaths his assortments of violations, dents, scratches, accidents, to Mary Piechowski as a horrible example. Article X...T0 Mary King, Mary 3elie hess thoughtfully wills her preference for the Navy. She also decided to leave all the old cancelled stamps off her love letters marked Great Laxes. Ar» c]e XI... 9rna Kallstrom wants to now if anyone wants her little brother. Anyone that wants him, can have him. him to. Article XII...Vernon Kleindl sorrowfully wills his love of LaVern's to JoAnr.e Munce providing she doesn't spend all her time there as Vern did. Article XIII...Lyle LoCuver would will his basketball talents to Ordell Hennen, but ha is leaving those to his younger brother Ray. Article XXV...Bill ..oeller unselfishly leaves his dark sultry good looks and joyous nights at the Ranch to Gan Busing. If you don't make good use of thes., he will take them back. Article XV...Janet Lubbers leaves to Janet Groesnick her handy little ha -it of just beating the oell ea?h day—what timing To Gwen Backus, she leaves her collection of glasses provided she makes t'ood use of them. Article XVI...'.Vven Lyle’s ripens, Janet Olson leaves her jot to Elaine Saxton and her ability ct cult work at 3 and get home by 7. By the way, does anyone went her engineer boots? Article XVII...Hell iechowski regretfully leaves good, old Lulabelle to Dale Bartz in hopes that competition will, not be too rough. Article XVIII...Richard ■’iecnjwski wills his ever ready xise cracks and snide remarks to Ken testbrook. who needs 3ome new ones, and his fine record of never setting foot ir the Principal's of°1ce to . oAnne Homan, whe should never break the recc’d. Article -XX...Kenny Lshrke leaves to his cousin Larry, his ability to make mud passionate love to the girls. Vcke good use of it Larry. Article v’r.. Kevin Rees leaves his system of good timing to Stan Piockert in hcoes he will not corns to school any earlier than nectssary. Article v: 1...Albert Starr rills his record of the best baosved boy in class to Nick Baer. Remember, this record is not to be abused or ruined. Article XXII...Corinne Meatman leaves to Julie Medbery her uncanny ability to soot a man over c foot. Jhe would leave her blonde hair, but she says it's her only asset. A”tiole XXIII.. .Last, but not least, Jack vVi te leaves his wild wild life and his car to Lavonne ristcriouo and Dennis Lubbers. Renr.is also gets his files on girl3. This includes several hundred cas«- historias and conclusions, with such strategic information, Dennis should blossom out into quite a lady—lciller. article XXIV...To the janitors we leave all the sunflower seeds, gum wrappers, and whatever el30 we don’t need. Article XXV...To all the teachers, wo just plain LEAVE!!

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COOKS Mrs. Lehrke, Mrs. Duehr, Mrs. Nelson, Mrs. Spinier CUSTODIANS Clarence Rees Art Lehrke BUS DRIVERS Bill Duffield, Les Deyo, Ward Duffield, John Oliver, Gerald 3pinler 7

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