Browns Valley High School - Thunderbird Yearbook (Browns Valley, MN)

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1. Helen Ziemer. 2. Keith Krensing. 3. Betty Benzkofer. 4. Janice Fogel. 5. Joyce and Dean Dobbs. 6. Catherine Rinken. 7. Margaret Moeller. 8. LaVonne Anderson. 9. Janet Jensen. 10. Dormne Maricle. 11. Jerry Plant. 12. Nadine Hein. 13. David Hess. 14. Betty Bennett. 15. Shirley Rees. 16. Beverly Hess. 17. Milton Thomas. 18. Kay Roberts. 19. Darlene Lehrke. 20. Gwendolyn Rees. 21. Eugene Kruger. 22. Gerry Kaus. 16

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¥ Class Prophecy This is BVHS bringing to you Eugene Kruger, world-wide news commentator with flashes of famous people of 1955, “Hello, everybody, first I’ll take you to Paris, where “Marie Bedoret”, known to us as Catherine Rinken, famed ballet dancer, has just been given the starring role in the “Growning Bean ; and where Madamiselle Janice Fogel has patented a new per- fume, “Morning in Paris , that really attracts men, as a matter of fact it reaches out and grabs them.....Milton Thomas, America’s greatest businessman, has just opened another of his nationally known chain-stores --at the equator --selling heating pads. He has done very well in the last two years, selling refrigerators to the Eskimos in Ice- land....Next to Chu-Chu Waa-Waa, where multi-millionaire Joyce Dobbs, has just added to her fortune with the new purchases of a broken bubble, a castle in the air, and a sunken salt ship. Quite a collection, huh?..1 have just received a bulletin from Sloopslavania, saying that Coach Keith Krensing has finally completed his atom controled Robot Football team, and he will jetamize to Jupiter for his first game against the Radioactive Jupiteranians. Best of luck to you. Termite..Saskatchewan Princess, Betty Benskofer, has just purchased the Fountain of Youth from Helen Ziemer, the “Hurricane Heiress” of Florida. Bakeryett Kay Roberts has just announced that she has a new recipe for a wholesome holeless doughnut..Texas’millionaire oil well owner, Jerry Plant, has just bought his most desired possession-the Brooklyn Bridge- through Monoply.....American born Janet Jensen has just put out a new record that plays without the phonograph, and Dean Dobbs has placed on sale a jetless jet, a new type of rocketship..Actress “Darling Darlene Lehrke and her lawyer husband are planning to retire and live on their twenty-thousand acre kennel farm and raise --DOGS.. ....Dorrine Maricle, known throughout the nation as “Sasparillo Sal”, has just moved to Yellowstone National Park to take over “Old Faithful”..Gerry Kaus and his ALL- GIRL Basketball team are on a world-wide tour...Beverly Reed has just been elected the first Lady President of Madagascar..Mayor LaVonne Anderson of Peever, says they have just completed the construction of a beautiful big bridge over the “Slough”... ...David Hess sent in an announcement of the opening date of his R-A-G-G-M-O-P-P factory...Beverly Hess and her hubby have built a little MORTUARY Bungalow under- neath the Bamboo....Gwendolyn Rees reports that she will add another fifty-thousand love-seats to her “Foxy Roxy theater in the thriving metropolis of Browns Valley... ...FLASH: Beautician Nadine Hein informs us she is opening a beauty solon for men... ...Doctor Shirley Rees’s first operation for hiccups was successful, but the patient died... ...Artist Margaret Moeller has begun her portrait of Sidney Shelver, National Superin- tendent of Schools......Oh oh, folks, time is running out..and so I now bring you your sponsor, Betty Bennet, with her latest tips on embroidering. 15

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