Brookville High School - Echo Yearbook (Brookville, PA)

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 I, Steve Cook, being of partial mind and stout body, do hereby bequeath all of my cross country skills to Thud Turner, my wrestling ability to Steve Burkett, my great roller skating ability to Alan and my locker to the poor soul who has to take it. It Christopher Kcough, being of demented mind and tormented body, do hereby bequeath my gym locker full of snuff cans to Gary Seig-worth and my old wrestling shoes to Rick Ord. I, Debbie Stickley, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath the concert choir piano to Sharon Reitz, the school lunches to Sue Manley and the concert choir alto section to Ruth Ann Reitz. I, Thomas Hetrick, being of sound mind and questionable body, do hereby bequeath my blue pinstriped crutches to Coach Smoose for being so patient with me. 1 bequeath my distance swimming ability to Mike Rimer. And last but certainly not least, to Heider and Grot-tenthaler I will my Matador with one stipulation: don’t smash it on the ice! 4, Kyle Forsythe, being of sound mind and stout body, do hereby bequeath my manhood and muscular build to anyone who wants it. Also, I leave my lungs to Blaine Kerr because his will go before mine. I leave my mustache to Scott Allshouse and my car to whoever can keep it on the road. To Robin Hepler, I leave everything and anything she wants. I, Vicki Mauk, being of feeble mind and decreped body, do hereby bequeath my library experience to Mrs. Trunzo, my typing to Barri l e Vine and my stall in the restroom to Mary Irvine, as long as she stays clear of Mr. Sebring. I, Melody (McAfoos) Butler, being of sound mind and hideous body, do hereby bequeath my English and spelling ability to my brother John McAfoos. My typing and recordkeeping ability to my sister Tammy McAfoos. I, Sharon Martz, being of confused mind and hideous body, do hereby bequeath my violin to the next pathetic player, my choir folder to the next person in mv slot (sorry I ripped, melted, bent, scratched....it). My choir outfit to the next deformed body and my college board scores to someone who wants to labor the rest of their life. 1, Scott Keth, being of sound mind and beat on body, do hereby be— queath all my basketball skills and abilities to Gregg Fenstermaker, because he needs them. I, Robin Hepler, being of sound mind and disgusting body, do hereby U queath all of my export driving skills to Mr. Gould, a bag of Fig Newtons to Mr. Marshall, ail of my good grades to my sister Kim. and all of.my typing skills to Jackie Stuchell. I, Thomas Harriger Brosius, being of sound mind and healthy body, do hereby bequeath my voice imitating abilities to Tom Dinger, all my clothes to Goodwill Industries, my hunting equipment to John Brush, my athletic prowess to John Brush, my jokes to Dawn Colyer, my love for nature and wildlife to Matt Dennison. I, John Grottenthaler, being of little mind and even less body, do hereby bequeath my VW to Shonna Gill because she wants one, my throwing ability to Kurt and Janice, my German ability to Shelley Knapp so she doesn’t flunk her test, my Styx tape to Tom Hetrick so he’ll play it in the Matador. My contacts to Jackie Smith so we can both get mad when they hurt our eyes, my extraordinary English teacher, Mrs. Margaret B. Smith, to next year’s seniors who hopefully will be sane enough not to kill her. I, Linda Varner, being of sound mind and stable body, do hereby bequeath my typing skills to Jackie Stuchell, my teeth and the exciting sound of “clippity-clop-clop” to Alan Saunders, and my locker to anyone unfortunate enough to get it. I, Paula Shobert, being of loud mind and sexy body, do hereby bequeath all my tubes of mascara to my good friend Laurie Young. And my brains to Pat Vandervort, my liver to Cindy Simpson because she’s going to need it in future years. And last but not least, all the good times in school to my sister Lynn. I, Jackie Smith, being of sound mind and stable body, do hereby bequeath my typing ability to Jackie Stuchell, my pitching ability to Jayne Mason, my physics book to the janitors so they can bum it in the incinerator. To Linda Varner I leave all the banana splits I ever ate, to Brad Myers I leave all my personal problems, to Dawna Sowers, Shonna Gill and Jean Theisen I leave eighth period study hall and I leave my name “Skeeter” to the “SKI” of eleventh grade—Jim Rowan. And finally, to the seniors of 1981 I leave the school and everything in it. I, Dan “OD” O’Donnell, being of weak mind and stout body, do hereby queath my uncanny ways to smooth-talk girls to Scott Hays, my ever amorous jockstrap-head band to Greg Walk, my cross country techniques to Jimmy Rowan and my great sense of humor to Mark Ishman and Thad Turner. , Molly Zeigler, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeatl to Judy and Jonl my basketball skills, and I want to wish anv underclassmen who get Mr. Marshall for physics the best of luck. I, Patty Gordon, being of Partial mind and impartial body, do herein bequeath my now overflowing “bucket of life” to Mrs. Smith in hope that she will understand our “depressions.” My height to Jayne Mason, my “fine” notebook for physics that no one should be without to Kyle Forsythe so he will have a greater misunderstanding of the impossible physics as we all have. To Shonna Gill (Seana McGill) I will one very empty locker so she won’t go through life thinking all lockers are full from top to bottom and to Scott and Don, all the lockers Shonna and I have shared since seventh grade so they can learn the trade of shutting a locker very quickly. 12

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Seniors bequeath much to underclassmen. l» Sue Mart , being of sound mind and hopeless body, do hereby bequeath my softball things to Kathy Rhoads, my locker to the next one in line, my books to those who need them. I leave all my good days to Amy and Chris so they may make it through the rest of senior high life. I leave all my 93—100% grades to those who are as bad a speller as I am. My color guard outfit to Both Henry because she cared. My school lunch to those who like being sick all day, Mrs. Smith’s class to those who like a good laugh. To Cheryl Soricelli, I leave my English book and my violin and music. I, Sherry Procious, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my shorthand ability to whomever is brave enough to use it, and to those who have Machine Math I, I bequeath the fun times I’ve had in that class. To my brother, Ronnie, all my good grades and the fun I’ve had in Brookville High School. I, Sue Ord, being of sound mind and twiggy body, do hereby bequeath my first runner up position for homecoming queen to Brenda McKay and my big mouth in cheerleading to Jayne Powell. , Jackie Reedy, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my shorthand ability to Lisa Plotner, my accounting book to anyone dumb enough to take it, and all the fun times we had in Business English to anyone who wants to have a good time. I, Tina Brenneman, being of partial mind and almost whole body, do hereby bequeath my locker 394, which once was Tim Zimmerman’s locker, to Brenda Ballentine, so she’ll always remember him. 1 also bequeath my big mouth to Jody Gilligan so next year she can be the one to outcheer all the other Rah Rahs. Debbie Park, being of crazy mind and abnormal body, do hereby lx queath to my good friend Laurie Faustine, my senior locker number 452 (even though she has to wait two years) in hopes that she can get all the gum out of it, my seat in Mrs. Margaret Smith’s English class mid all the gcxxl times I’ve had over the past two years. To Becky Popson, I will my shortness, my chewed pencils and my broken lock, and last but not least, my ability to drive teachers, especially Mrs. Wiseman, nuts. O o I, Ix ri Lauffcr, being of spastic mind and distorted body, do hereby bequeath Judy Harding my triple jumping and my car in exchange for her speedy “Polska.” To Cindy Dush, my custom designed sweat bottoms and the DuBois cross country course. To Diane and Alana my strong left ankle which may come in handy some day if they get desperate. The last 50 yards of the 400 to Janice Grottent haler, the anchor leg of the mile relay to Barb Reinard. All my sicknesses and fatal injuries to the girls’ track team, so they can “dog” practice. My smooth legs to Thad Turner. My endurance in cross country to Jeff Eng, a glass of water to Paula Pudlo and whoever she wants to share it with. A gallon of milk to Kelly Miller. To my cousin Denise, that stupid bus! My ability to get along with Betsy to Brenda Borden. And finally, I leave my mouth to any quiet and depressed kid who needs to put a little spaz into his life. I, Judy Shaffer, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath my 140 wpm shorthand skill to Tammy J. Lindomuth; my accounting book to anyone foolish enough to take it. To Dave Linde-muth I bequeath my white Z28 Camero unless Jeff gets it first; all my remaining knowledge is willed to Mark Gorby who really needs it. I, Jean Theisen, being of numb mind and voracious body, do hereby bequeath my Happy Time outfit to whoever can find it, my barrettes to Joe Spangler and Blaine Kerr in case of an emergency; the abilitv to slither away from Mr. Reed to Sharyn Reitz. I, Kathy Huffman, being of half mind and fair body, do hereby bequeath my archery skill to Steve Smith and my French jeans to Patty Jo Keys. I, Joe Spangler, being of absent mind and present body, do hereby bequeath my manhood and physical build to Marvin Brown. I leave my liver to Blaine Kerr if his goes before mine. I leave my mind to Jean Theisen as it is always on her and last but not least, I leave my knowledge of cutting class and getting out of work to my little brother who has eleven years of school left. I, Jim Calder, being of trigonometric mind and questionable body, do hereby bequeath the ‘Apathy Song” to all underclassmen who really don't care. I, Joann Cable, being of defective mind and hopeless body, do hereby bequeath whatever I have to anyone that may need it. This includes my generosity, kindness and ability to do everything right. I, Carol Jolley, being of brilliant mind and burned—out body, do hereby bequeath Ochs’ pen to Schmader for those ‘tuff classes, my gym locker (with lock)to Julie McCool and my quarrels to Rick Smith so he can beat up Terry. I, Shonna Gill, being of desperate mind awl more desperate body, do hereby bequeath my car with the door that doesn’t open to Roy Barron (since he’s giving his to Heider), my locker to my brother Don and his faithful buddy Scoll, all of Thad’s hugs (YOWSA) to Dawna Sowers because she always feels left out, to Jayne Mason goes my ability to cry on will. I will Mrs. Margaret Smith to Ski because of the fond memories Ski holds of her. To John Grottenthaler goes my ability to be late and to Patty (Flash) Gordon go ALL my boy problems, since she never has any. And to all the underclassmen, all the great times in Seniorland. I, Julie Simon, being of misplaced mind and forgotten body, do hereby bequeath the ability to make yourself scarce between certain classes , to Ijori Thomas. My dedication to track and cross country to anyone desperate enough to want it. My pair of suspenders to Thad Turner (to hold his shorts up) and last but not least, my little black book to my little sisters, Jessie and Lisa, who hopefullv cannot read the faded back page. I, Chris Haines, being of screwed mind and mangled body, do hereby bequeath my cross country ability to Ron Su Laurent, mv talented hunting ability to Dan Hetrick who needs it!!! I donate all my smelly wrestling clothes to Warren Brummel who needs an extra set. My leg wrestling to Thad Turner which would make him a state champ. I, Debora Clinger, being of sound mind and body, do herebv bequeath my Webster’s Dictionary to Cathy Corbett to remember office practice and to Sherry Procious I leave all my sewing notions and all my empty M M boxes, and to Jackie Reedy, I leave the speech report papers from eleventh grade.

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Class Clown Jean Theisen, John Hegburg Quietest Sue Rhines, I.«on Gaston Best Personality Roy Barron , Glenda Powell M 13