Brookville High School - Echo Yearbook (Brookville, PA)

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Seniors bequeath much to underclassmen. l» Sue Mart , being of sound mind and hopeless body, do hereby bequeath my softball things to Kathy Rhoads, my locker to the next one in line, my books to those who need them. I leave all my good days to Amy and Chris so they may make it through the rest of senior high life. I leave all my 93—100% grades to those who are as bad a speller as I am. My color guard outfit to Both Henry because she cared. My school lunch to those who like being sick all day, Mrs. Smith’s class to those who like a good laugh. To Cheryl Soricelli, I leave my English book and my violin and music. I, Sherry Procious, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my shorthand ability to whomever is brave enough to use it, and to those who have Machine Math I, I bequeath the fun times I’ve had in that class. To my brother, Ronnie, all my good grades and the fun I’ve had in Brookville High School. I, Sue Ord, being of sound mind and twiggy body, do hereby bequeath my first runner up position for homecoming queen to Brenda McKay and my big mouth in cheerleading to Jayne Powell. , Jackie Reedy, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my shorthand ability to Lisa Plotner, my accounting book to anyone dumb enough to take it, and all the fun times we had in Business English to anyone who wants to have a good time. I, Tina Brenneman, being of partial mind and almost whole body, do hereby bequeath my locker 394, which once was Tim Zimmerman’s locker, to Brenda Ballentine, so she’ll always remember him. 1 also bequeath my big mouth to Jody Gilligan so next year she can be the one to outcheer all the other Rah Rahs. Debbie Park, being of crazy mind and abnormal body, do hereby lx queath to my good friend Laurie Faustine, my senior locker number 452 (even though she has to wait two years) in hopes that she can get all the gum out of it, my seat in Mrs. Margaret Smith’s English class mid all the gcxxl times I’ve had over the past two years. To Becky Popson, I will my shortness, my chewed pencils and my broken lock, and last but not least, my ability to drive teachers, especially Mrs. Wiseman, nuts. O o I, Ix ri Lauffcr, being of spastic mind and distorted body, do hereby bequeath Judy Harding my triple jumping and my car in exchange for her speedy “Polska.” To Cindy Dush, my custom designed sweat bottoms and the DuBois cross country course. To Diane and Alana my strong left ankle which may come in handy some day if they get desperate. The last 50 yards of the 400 to Janice Grottent haler, the anchor leg of the mile relay to Barb Reinard. All my sicknesses and fatal injuries to the girls’ track team, so they can “dog” practice. My smooth legs to Thad Turner. My endurance in cross country to Jeff Eng, a glass of water to Paula Pudlo and whoever she wants to share it with. A gallon of milk to Kelly Miller. To my cousin Denise, that stupid bus! My ability to get along with Betsy to Brenda Borden. And finally, I leave my mouth to any quiet and depressed kid who needs to put a little spaz into his life. I, Judy Shaffer, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath my 140 wpm shorthand skill to Tammy J. Lindomuth; my accounting book to anyone foolish enough to take it. To Dave Linde-muth I bequeath my white Z28 Camero unless Jeff gets it first; all my remaining knowledge is willed to Mark Gorby who really needs it. I, Jean Theisen, being of numb mind and voracious body, do hereby bequeath my Happy Time outfit to whoever can find it, my barrettes to Joe Spangler and Blaine Kerr in case of an emergency; the abilitv to slither away from Mr. Reed to Sharyn Reitz. I, Kathy Huffman, being of half mind and fair body, do hereby bequeath my archery skill to Steve Smith and my French jeans to Patty Jo Keys. I, Joe Spangler, being of absent mind and present body, do hereby bequeath my manhood and physical build to Marvin Brown. I leave my liver to Blaine Kerr if his goes before mine. I leave my mind to Jean Theisen as it is always on her and last but not least, I leave my knowledge of cutting class and getting out of work to my little brother who has eleven years of school left. I, Jim Calder, being of trigonometric mind and questionable body, do hereby bequeath the ‘Apathy Song” to all underclassmen who really don't care. I, Joann Cable, being of defective mind and hopeless body, do hereby bequeath whatever I have to anyone that may need it. This includes my generosity, kindness and ability to do everything right. I, Carol Jolley, being of brilliant mind and burned—out body, do hereby bequeath Ochs’ pen to Schmader for those ‘tuff classes, my gym locker (with lock)to Julie McCool and my quarrels to Rick Smith so he can beat up Terry. I, Shonna Gill, being of desperate mind awl more desperate body, do hereby bequeath my car with the door that doesn’t open to Roy Barron (since he’s giving his to Heider), my locker to my brother Don and his faithful buddy Scoll, all of Thad’s hugs (YOWSA) to Dawna Sowers because she always feels left out, to Jayne Mason goes my ability to cry on will. I will Mrs. Margaret Smith to Ski because of the fond memories Ski holds of her. To John Grottenthaler goes my ability to be late and to Patty (Flash) Gordon go ALL my boy problems, since she never has any. And to all the underclassmen, all the great times in Seniorland. I, Julie Simon, being of misplaced mind and forgotten body, do hereby bequeath the ability to make yourself scarce between certain classes , to Ijori Thomas. My dedication to track and cross country to anyone desperate enough to want it. My pair of suspenders to Thad Turner (to hold his shorts up) and last but not least, my little black book to my little sisters, Jessie and Lisa, who hopefullv cannot read the faded back page. I, Chris Haines, being of screwed mind and mangled body, do hereby bequeath my cross country ability to Ron Su Laurent, mv talented hunting ability to Dan Hetrick who needs it!!! I donate all my smelly wrestling clothes to Warren Brummel who needs an extra set. My leg wrestling to Thad Turner which would make him a state champ. I, Debora Clinger, being of sound mind and body, do herebv bequeath my Webster’s Dictionary to Cathy Corbett to remember office practice and to Sherry Procious I leave all my sewing notions and all my empty M M boxes, and to Jackie Reedy, I leave the speech report papers from eleventh grade.

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POSSESSIONS TO THE UNHERCLASSMEN OF I. Jim Smith, being of tormented mind and broken down body, do hereby bequeath my drumsticks and all my knowledge of the drums to Jeff Bilquist, my tapes and tape player to Theresa Oberlin, my frisbee collection to Bob Pudlo and a case of Millers to Terry Blockberger and Dan Hetrick. I. Robin Rigby, being of not so sound mind and out of shape body, do hereby bequeath my tenth grade locker that I shared with Darlene Smith and that jams every time you close it to Larry Me An inch in hopes that he is late to every class because he is trying to get it open. 1. Carol Uplingcr, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath all my books and clean locker to any poor soul that gets them. Also, 1 give my shorthand ability to anyone who takes Shorthand II. may they use them in good health. 1, Mike Emery, being of sick mind and weak body, do hereby bequeath my last clean can of Copenhagen to Matt Emery who is always out and all my books to some unlucky soul who is coming into Brookville Area High School. I. Leonard L. Haney, being of dclerious mind and unstable body, do hereby bequeath my books and brown nosing in M. Bm Smith's class to my brother Gregg, and all my wrestling abilities to Troy Burkett. Also, all the snuff grains in the bottom of Chris Keough’s locker to Joey Bedeaux. I. Lisa Fitzsimmons, being of a most demented mind and “could you call it a body” body, do hereby bequeath anything I have to anyone who wants it with the exception of said mind and body because I just might need them. I. Kevin Himes, l eing of absolute mind mid physical body, do hereby bequeath the book entitled “Twilight Zone” to Mr. Marshall. Mv ability to imitate Mr. Pudlo. Rod Serling. Bob Murphey and Charlie Erhard 1 leave to Tom Dinger. I leave one paper sack to Sandy Mine-wenser. My hunting capabilities I leave to Steve Best. Frank McMillan and Larry Galbreath. To Mr. Goodwill I leave no chances to catch me doing something again. And to everybody else, I leave only memories of yesterday. I, Greg MacKenzie. being of almost sound mind and unhealthy body, do hereby bequeath all my cut slips and late slips to P-v. Deibler. I would also like to leave all my paraphanelia and emptv baggies to Ron Osborne and Frank Lyle, and all my ciggy butts, smoked in the restroom, to Brian Booser. !. Fred Martz. being of a cracked mind and dilapidated body, do hereby bequeath all my great archery' hunting abilities to Rex Bullers who needs them, my trig book to anyone dumb enough to take it. my lunch line cutting techniques to Ken Broome, ami my tenor sax to Frank Lyle. I, I ee Howard, being of demented mind and ill proportionate body, do hereby bequeath my camera to Mizareck, My apathetic laziness and my writing skills to the English Department, memories of last summer to Dawna and Vol. Anyone else can have what is left and that won’t he much. I, Carin Shirley, being of less mind than body, do hereby bequeath to my buddy Barb Matthews, a can of rat poison and a copy of Shadrack: my not quite gilded trumpet to Marty Croxton; the sound of (heavenly) music to Friedrich. Briggita. Marta and Kurt; a full year of Carin Shirley's Accelerated Driver Training Course to Thad Turner and to my little sister Angela, my physics notebook if she plans to succeed in life. [, Ann Weaver. being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath unto Wanda DePope all the “joys” of the uniform room; to Kitty, I leave my old lockers (I hope you can manage to get all of your stuff in them), and to Mr. Oberleiter, the new kids in band and a new car in place of the one that I accidentally backed in to. 1. Lenetta Wills, being of sound mind and l ody. do hereby bequeath my piccolo for marching season to Linda Miller hoping she’ll be able to march more than 1 did. To any underclassmen. I wish you the best of luck with Mrs. Rowan if you should get her for shorthand and to Sue Mineweaser, I leave my lungs for her to use in band. Good luck. 1. Nancy Westerman. being of warped mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath all my seats, all my books, and all the teacher's dirtv look's to the Class of 1981. I, Toni Seeley, being of sound mind and fat body, do hereby bequeath all my seats and books to the next person that somes along. I. Missy Schuckers, being of sound mind and developing body, do hereby bequeath to BERT all my romantic skates with Jeff B. and my ability to brownie Mrs. Rowan to anyone who needs it as much as I did. I. Jackie Stuchell. being of sound mind and stable body, do hereby benupfl»h my fantastic ability to drive to Jackie Smith, my hunk collection to Linda Varner, my brain to Kurt Stuchell and my accounting talent to Alan Saunders. I. Dawna Sowers, being of adequate mind and failing body, do hereby bequeath all my worldly possessions (with the exception of my limited locker space which goes to one of the lucky seniors next year who doesn’t mind that the door doesn’t close, the shelves sag mid the hooks are broken), to Shonna Gill seeing as how they and I are going to be her roommates for the next four years anyway. 10

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 I, Steve Cook, being of partial mind and stout body, do hereby bequeath all of my cross country skills to Thud Turner, my wrestling ability to Steve Burkett, my great roller skating ability to Alan and my locker to the poor soul who has to take it. It Christopher Kcough, being of demented mind and tormented body, do hereby bequeath my gym locker full of snuff cans to Gary Seig-worth and my old wrestling shoes to Rick Ord. I, Debbie Stickley, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath the concert choir piano to Sharon Reitz, the school lunches to Sue Manley and the concert choir alto section to Ruth Ann Reitz. I, Thomas Hetrick, being of sound mind and questionable body, do hereby bequeath my blue pinstriped crutches to Coach Smoose for being so patient with me. 1 bequeath my distance swimming ability to Mike Rimer. And last but certainly not least, to Heider and Grot-tenthaler I will my Matador with one stipulation: don’t smash it on the ice! 4, Kyle Forsythe, being of sound mind and stout body, do hereby bequeath my manhood and muscular build to anyone who wants it. Also, I leave my lungs to Blaine Kerr because his will go before mine. I leave my mustache to Scott Allshouse and my car to whoever can keep it on the road. To Robin Hepler, I leave everything and anything she wants. I, Vicki Mauk, being of feeble mind and decreped body, do hereby bequeath my library experience to Mrs. Trunzo, my typing to Barri l e Vine and my stall in the restroom to Mary Irvine, as long as she stays clear of Mr. Sebring. I, Melody (McAfoos) Butler, being of sound mind and hideous body, do hereby bequeath my English and spelling ability to my brother John McAfoos. My typing and recordkeeping ability to my sister Tammy McAfoos. I, Sharon Martz, being of confused mind and hideous body, do hereby bequeath my violin to the next pathetic player, my choir folder to the next person in mv slot (sorry I ripped, melted, bent, scratched....it). My choir outfit to the next deformed body and my college board scores to someone who wants to labor the rest of their life. 1, Scott Keth, being of sound mind and beat on body, do hereby be— queath all my basketball skills and abilities to Gregg Fenstermaker, because he needs them. I, Robin Hepler, being of sound mind and disgusting body, do hereby U queath all of my export driving skills to Mr. Gould, a bag of Fig Newtons to Mr. Marshall, ail of my good grades to my sister Kim. and all of.my typing skills to Jackie Stuchell. I, Thomas Harriger Brosius, being of sound mind and healthy body, do hereby bequeath my voice imitating abilities to Tom Dinger, all my clothes to Goodwill Industries, my hunting equipment to John Brush, my athletic prowess to John Brush, my jokes to Dawn Colyer, my love for nature and wildlife to Matt Dennison. I, John Grottenthaler, being of little mind and even less body, do hereby bequeath my VW to Shonna Gill because she wants one, my throwing ability to Kurt and Janice, my German ability to Shelley Knapp so she doesn’t flunk her test, my Styx tape to Tom Hetrick so he’ll play it in the Matador. My contacts to Jackie Smith so we can both get mad when they hurt our eyes, my extraordinary English teacher, Mrs. Margaret B. Smith, to next year’s seniors who hopefully will be sane enough not to kill her. I, Linda Varner, being of sound mind and stable body, do hereby bequeath my typing skills to Jackie Stuchell, my teeth and the exciting sound of “clippity-clop-clop” to Alan Saunders, and my locker to anyone unfortunate enough to get it. I, Paula Shobert, being of loud mind and sexy body, do hereby bequeath all my tubes of mascara to my good friend Laurie Young. And my brains to Pat Vandervort, my liver to Cindy Simpson because she’s going to need it in future years. And last but not least, all the good times in school to my sister Lynn. I, Jackie Smith, being of sound mind and stable body, do hereby bequeath my typing ability to Jackie Stuchell, my pitching ability to Jayne Mason, my physics book to the janitors so they can bum it in the incinerator. To Linda Varner I leave all the banana splits I ever ate, to Brad Myers I leave all my personal problems, to Dawna Sowers, Shonna Gill and Jean Theisen I leave eighth period study hall and I leave my name “Skeeter” to the “SKI” of eleventh grade—Jim Rowan. And finally, to the seniors of 1981 I leave the school and everything in it. I, Dan “OD” O’Donnell, being of weak mind and stout body, do hereby queath my uncanny ways to smooth-talk girls to Scott Hays, my ever amorous jockstrap-head band to Greg Walk, my cross country techniques to Jimmy Rowan and my great sense of humor to Mark Ishman and Thad Turner. , Molly Zeigler, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeatl to Judy and Jonl my basketball skills, and I want to wish anv underclassmen who get Mr. Marshall for physics the best of luck. I, Patty Gordon, being of Partial mind and impartial body, do herein bequeath my now overflowing “bucket of life” to Mrs. Smith in hope that she will understand our “depressions.” My height to Jayne Mason, my “fine” notebook for physics that no one should be without to Kyle Forsythe so he will have a greater misunderstanding of the impossible physics as we all have. To Shonna Gill (Seana McGill) I will one very empty locker so she won’t go through life thinking all lockers are full from top to bottom and to Scott and Don, all the lockers Shonna and I have shared since seventh grade so they can learn the trade of shutting a locker very quickly. 12