Brooklyn College of Pharmacy - Pharmakon Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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3 Q bg HEARD IN THE CLASS Q 3 Q D . . ,'- Tc U , Q5 Sgfudizigidegjictlroagae an orban of speech Q 3 I Dr. M' ayer-You'11 realize what a good Course th1s 1S when you Q get Og1lEl.td67I.f fto himselib-QU ,I ever get out. u ' : 5 -Oh?,itti2rgi1g-Blister Druggrsrigrmme ten cents worth of-of-of Q 3 Druggist-Think 3 While, gifueg is it Ex-Lax, Castor ou, Tooth Q- Paste, Talcum powder, eh? 'Q Little Girl--No sir, none of those. Q' .5 Dffuggist-VVe11, suppose you run home and ask your mother Q what you came for. ,Q Little Girl-That's it M isrer! Q cents Worth of Camphor. Q 3 XSVQEFITQSlhSOi112e51f15enZfi3iZS?Qd pmssp Q 3 .grhtidote for apoilioned drihlgk , by Q 1rst you gwe 1t, t en you tim . y I see a number of disappearing shadows V a as 'fr' ea 3 Q 2 Q E me 2 r Q ' ' .r'- ' - . as e- go Q Q e Q

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ariinrvrviiirviiavrvyiaviiaiivaifaiaiiirvngg ,fi . A CIE! S HEARD IN THE CLAS O . lt is said tl1e class of l.922 will lJC t11G,1211igGSt tg giililsgtiqgn the history of the college. XV e dont doubt it tom 16 . y make in the lecture hall. - . . - - - O 0 ' Mr. l3ernhard's compositions lack no spirit, but l'1lS singing docs .5 lack complinient. ' ' xi rf -if . The eighth wonder- of the W'OI'lCl.1S they fellow vvl1o IICVCI' SUld16S v 'K yet always knows his work, and 111 tl11s college we have a great many . ' eighths. 'f Cooper, our great statistician, has discovered that tl1e World is ' ff made up of three parts water to eacl1 part la11d, consequently, l1e - . 'f' is willing to bet 3 to l that every one born IS a poor fish. ' la . ,,.. .N H01 Give me your palm, Olive Qlgalmolivej. 'ff Size: Not on your life, boy Qliifebuoyj. N Czzsfozizer-Let n1e have a har of Castile soap. ' ,el Clc'1'k Newcomer in drug storej--Cast-Iron Soap? ' Y Cizsfozimr-No QCast Steely, Castile. -a Q-4 J' S6011 on 1110 Shelf-Fatl1er lohn next to Lydia E. Pinkham 'fig bottle laheled diluted alcol1ol, Poison 'Q Cqizzsfozzzm'--Give me a tvvo cent stan1p. , gf .2 Clvrlc-l'lere you are. If l!SZ'0l1lCI'. fl1esitati11glyj-Ohlpmust I put it o11 myself? Clerk-No ma'm o11 the envelope. g, 1: ,. . Y H'-1, 'jf .Dix l'I!flLfl-IH--XN'll21t would you give for poisoning by corrosive .5 suhliniate? - 3 ' Sfzfdczzf-Uh, Uh, Uh, .S Dr. Tzzfflziill-You'1'e through, the patient's dead, , 'T 1-,-' t .E i17f1'.d.d1zdc1'so1zfQan a deaf man be legally convicted? A .gg ll inf-ko, it is unlawful to co11den1n a 1112111 without hearing. YQ '1 A . .I .In the Dressing Room ,, dgiflfy'-Fllillly fell in love with me at f1rst sight, I Q .K vosa.:11d-Did l1e ever take a11other -look? 7 g - O U . S C , . C 3 atntrhmrftghntthgftghqhnfnfnrehvlsqltqlfdtm W

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aiitwwiiisiwiirfsiwiirirdsiaiaiiwwsfsi HERE AND THERE . P!ltII'llllIl'Cllfl.l'CZ1 rlzczfzzkfry is that which is hard to get, yet easy . pass. - i QE --,-, - '55 s . . djgx Orqazzir vlzvnzisfrv is an undesirable incompatibility precipitated O , . - O in the students brain. p ip - ,.l - C O flfaim-ia illcdira is a desert amidst drugged surroundings. . C 'liU.1'lt'lIl0fj.X' is a crowd gathered around a drug store, or the end ' of a fools journey. 1 ,lil- Phczrnzary is the art and science of writing, talking and trans- acting business. O Drug iz.mz5,'1'11g is the art and science of carrying scales' and ' weights. i, K . . . . .. . Cinzzzzzzwrztzl jilzaruzacv is the practice of many things, few of which are used by a pharmacist. I l'0!llHlf'fl'I.l' analysis is the art of preparing colors. ', t -..- .Al Ivrfzm' is a practice in penmanship. U , U,r:'datz'o1z and 'l'0dIlCfl.0Il is a favorite indoor sport, one taking I what the other has lost. Poxology is a sleepless night on the part of a clerk, followed by loss ot the job and in extreme cases even punishment. 'x U' P . iii- O A qui: is the ability of a student to repeat what has already lzeen said. O O abtmrltqtsgismttsthmgismmdtdsalsqatsdsrltmmltlrs