Brooklyn College of Pharmacy - Pharmakon Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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ariinrvrviiirviiavrvyiaviiaiivaifaiaiiirvngg ,fi . A CIE! S HEARD IN THE CLAS O . lt is said tl1e class of l.922 will lJC t11G,1211igGSt tg giililsgtiqgn the history of the college. XV e dont doubt it tom 16 . y make in the lecture hall. - . . - - - O 0 ' Mr. l3ernhard's compositions lack no spirit, but l'1lS singing docs .5 lack complinient. ' ' xi rf -if . The eighth wonder- of the W'OI'lCl.1S they fellow vvl1o IICVCI' SUld16S v 'K yet always knows his work, and 111 tl11s college we have a great many . ' eighths. 'f Cooper, our great statistician, has discovered that tl1e World is ' ff made up of three parts water to eacl1 part la11d, consequently, l1e - . 'f' is willing to bet 3 to l that every one born IS a poor fish. ' la . ,,.. .N H01 Give me your palm, Olive Qlgalmolivej. 'ff Size: Not on your life, boy Qliifebuoyj. N Czzsfozizer-Let n1e have a har of Castile soap. ' ,el Clc'1'k Newcomer in drug storej--Cast-Iron Soap? ' Y Cizsfozimr-No QCast Steely, Castile. -a Q-4 J' S6011 on 1110 Shelf-Fatl1er lohn next to Lydia E. Pinkham 'fig bottle laheled diluted alcol1ol, Poison 'Q Cqizzsfozzzm'--Give me a tvvo cent stan1p. , gf .2 Clvrlc-l'lere you are. If l!SZ'0l1lCI'. fl1esitati11glyj-Ohlpmust I put it o11 myself? Clerk-No ma'm o11 the envelope. g, 1: ,. . Y H'-1, 'jf .Dix l'I!flLfl-IH--XN'll21t would you give for poisoning by corrosive .5 suhliniate? - 3 ' Sfzfdczzf-Uh, Uh, Uh, .S Dr. Tzzfflziill-You'1'e through, the patient's dead, , 'T 1-,-' t .E i17f1'.d.d1zdc1'so1zfQan a deaf man be legally convicted? A .gg ll inf-ko, it is unlawful to co11den1n a 1112111 without hearing. YQ '1 A . .I .In the Dressing Room ,, dgiflfy'-Fllillly fell in love with me at f1rst sight, I Q .K vosa.:11d-Did l1e ever take a11other -look? 7 g - O U . S C , . C 3 atntrhmrftghntthgftghqhnfnfnrehvlsqltqlfdtm W

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gaivavaviaaiaiiaaaafavfaaavaaaia WWW ' I VOICES OF THE DRUG STORE . - I:lO .5 VV hat the cash register said to the peppermint jar: Q' ,Q ' I'm getting more Aspirin-g every day. ' T M Q, h VVhat the surgeon's plaster said to the indolent drug clerk: Q' .5 W'hy don't you stick to your job as I do ? Q. 'Q VV'hat the hair destroyer said to the corn remedy: Q' ? You destroy at one end, while I create at the other. W . 03 I What the hot-Water bottle saidito the soda fountain: ' Q' y I warm 'em up, you cool 'em off, we get him both coming and 'Q going. Q' Eg Wliat the salts said to the electric fan: Q 3 Our business seems to be to keep things movingf' Q I? 5 Wliat the Jamaica ginger said to the essence of peppermint: gi og Well the next amendment may get you. Q. E l aa I VVhat the mortar said to the pestle: - Q Method in your madness, Well let's get together again. WWWWW' WWWW What the strychnine said to the tooth powder: You are only superficial, I go straight to the heartf, I Wliat the moth balls said to the camphor: ' R VVe never get wrapped up in ourselves. ii..- 4' 41 LT' 93 f-r- H- 5' FD 15 C 'T' 3 93 f-r 0 P1 U' Q r-r f-r ill CD U7 ii. Q- f-r O f-+ 13 CD EQ E. Z5 ,... 'J fD PheW! your callers are certainly a chilly lot. 426' VV hat the Belladonna said to the porous plaster: Q . i Glad that I am not Aa back number, like you. I I il..- VVhat the aqua pura said to thetiodine: Q Seems to me you are a long way from being spotless. 3 Q' 2 I EDITOR. ' KE . , gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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3 Q bg HEARD IN THE CLASS Q 3 Q D . . ,'- Tc U , Q5 Sgfudizigidegjictlroagae an orban of speech Q 3 I Dr. M' ayer-You'11 realize what a good Course th1s 1S when you Q get Og1lEl.td67I.f fto himselib-QU ,I ever get out. u ' : 5 -Oh?,itti2rgi1g-Blister Druggrsrigrmme ten cents worth of-of-of Q 3 Druggist-Think 3 While, gifueg is it Ex-Lax, Castor ou, Tooth Q- Paste, Talcum powder, eh? 'Q Little Girl--No sir, none of those. Q' .5 Dffuggist-VVe11, suppose you run home and ask your mother Q what you came for. ,Q Little Girl-That's it M isrer! Q cents Worth of Camphor. Q 3 XSVQEFITQSlhSOi112e51f15enZfi3iZS?Qd pmssp Q 3 .grhtidote for apoilioned drihlgk , by Q 1rst you gwe 1t, t en you tim . y I see a number of disappearing shadows V a as 'fr' ea 3 Q 2 Q E me 2 r Q ' ' .r'- ' - . as e- go Q Q e Q