Brookhaven High School - Ole Brook Yearbook (Brookhaven, MS)

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SENIIJH CLH55 PHIIPHECY . Not berng one to belreve rn superstrtrons and not havrng recerred my Lucky 13 annual I thought nothrng of walk rng under a ladder propped up agarnst a burldrng a few days ago It so happened that that partrcular ladder had a man on top of rt takrng a load of brrcks to the roof Just as Iwas comrng out the other srde of the lader one of the brrcks toppled off and hrt me squarely on the head Thrs blow on my head drd not hurt me but Iwas knocked out when the brrck bounced off and hrt my foot I began seerng stars and I also began to see my B H S classmates ten to twenty years from now Here rs what I saw each one of them dornl The frrst famrlrar face to pop rnto vrew was that of our old frrend Jack Haley Jack rs puttrnr hrs talented vocal cords to work dorng Tarzan yells rn t e movres Donald Estes and Robert Cooper are a smash hrt rn Europe wrth therr werght Irftrng act Brll Fortenberry rs the srngrng star of the Grand Old Opry Backrng Brll up wrth therr glorrous vorces are Vrola Jacks and John Jerry Smrth Also on the program rs Aunt Jane the rural humorrst of the show known to us at B H S as Jane Swrnney Sue Prtts and Jerry Smrth are helprng the great State of Mrssrssrppr rncrease rn populatron John Parnell rs fan ous rn the sports world for hrs fearless forecasts The reason John rs famous rs that hrs forecasts are never rrght I am sad to report that our old frrend Herman Smrth rs on relref at the moment Johnny Tate rs the Hollywood rdol of mrllrons of droolrng women over the world Hrs latest movre rs Brrdge on the Rrver Homo chrtto Carla Sue Clark and Marre Smrth are tryrng to get Barbara Morgan to talk Carla Sue and Marre are sure she can Vrctor Grrce rs rn Florrda now as the leadrng math consultant for the rocket proJects at Cape Canavaral Also helprng Vrctor to lose our rockets down there are Larry Rey nolds and Jrmmy Moncrref Brlly Peav and Jerry Nevels are supportrng therr large famrlres sellrng rlly s new wonder drug Pot s Peppy Prlls Joe Feduccra and Tommy betch worth now have the most famous le s rn show busrness I am proud to report that these two have ecome the world s lead rng ballet dancers James Calhoun rs the capable manager of thrs frnetwosome Floy Natrons whose professronal name rs June Knrght rs the proprretress of June Br Mama Knrght s Club rn New Orleans Floy puts on three s ows nrghtly for her many admrrrng fans backed by her capable staff made up of Beverly Harrrson Ollene Smrth Beverly Keele and Margaret Grenn Known to frequent the club are Bobby All red Buddy Jones Jrmmy Harrrn ton and Glen Hrlton Re re Smrth and Donald Smrth ave just tred for the trtle of orld s Most Talkatrve Man by talkrng contrnuously for 36 da s Francrs Case has just burlt Mrssrssrppr s frrst legal drstrl ery Bett McMullen and Bets Donaldson have recent l wrrtten anot er brg play for broa way Thrs one rs entr t ed Dog on a Hot Asphalt Roof Bobby Shows rs drrector of Whrtfreld where Coach Lowery s trouble rs not exactly known but he keeps mumblmg thrs sentence over and over How drd I get hrm rn two strarght classes? Alan Harrrgrll has just become drrector of Harrrgrllrzra formerly known as the Unrted States On hrs cabrnet are boy Moncrref, Secre tary of Gardenrng Johnny Panzrca sometrmes referred to as Smrle as Secretary of Nrght Clubs and of course Ty wana ole rs the Treasurer Byron Randall has recently been engaged as a model of men s clothes at Reed s Clothrng Store Johnny Byrd Lynda Byrd and Roland Byrd known as the Byrdston Trro have Just released another record We re B rds of a Feather Therr last brg hrt was B rd Dog Both o these hrts were wrrtten by the great Robrn ost Joanne Beetle and Don Holrfreld are drawrng cartoons for Playboy magazrne where our old frrend Jerry Ralph Smrth rs the edt tor and passes on all prctures rn the magazrne Ann Wrllrams rs one of the leadrng speech rheraprsts of the country Her specral freld rs clear enuncratron of words Catherrne Roberts has wrrtten her own Roberts Rules of Order Glen Smrth now has hrs own prrvate grocery store charn known as the Hoggly Woggly stores Hrs chref advrsor and cashrer rs Betty Cox Nora L nn Prrce Dollre Sue Smlth and Sandra Arnsworth are the rrst female members of the Boston Celtrc s basketball team Barbara Bell rs dean of women at M S C W where two of the professors are also our old class mates they are Sara Warren who specralrzes rn tocnarl polrshrng and Judy Chambers whose freld rs frngernarl clrpprng EI and Mel Edmonds are two bald headed bachel ors coachrng many young lads rn the sport of basketball Frances Steward has Just been named Qrreen of the Bogue Chrtto Deep Sea Frshrng Rodeo Congratulatrons Frances Carolyn Conn known around the tracks as C C Rrder rs wrnnrng all the brg horse races Horace Drckerson has just been elected mayor of Farr Oak Sprrngs Also elected was Jo Ann Wrllrams as alderman at larve Nolan Bowman rs the author of the current best seller How to Cheat at Horseshoes Mary Walker rs advertrsrn Ipana toothpaste wrth her frrendly smtle and Ipana toot paste rs raprdly sell rng now Bennre Sue Norton rs havrng a terrrble trme worry rng whether she wrll have anythrng to worry about tomorrow Jerry Grllrs rs wrth Lawrence Welk s Bubble Squad and has just been advanced to second charr bubbler Good work Jerry Jrmm Brumfreld has prtched 77 no hrt games'll Sorry to say e has won but three of these games because of the record number of walks he has glven up Janrce Cuprt has taken over Dear Abby s column for advrce to the lovelorn wrth Cuprt s Correspondence for Cuddlesome Chrcks Lrnda Fortenberry rs the assrstant assrstant to the assrstant prrncrpal of B H S Glen Vaughn rs workrng on hrs second mrllron dollars sellrng athletrc equrpment It rs not exactly known where Glen gets the equrpment he sells but the school board rs rnvestrgatrng Sandra McCaffrey s and Jo Ann Jackson s prctures have taken Sophre Loren s and Brrdget Bardot s place on the walls of many barracks Nrna Fay Brooker has taken Egypt b storm She rs now referred to as the Queen of the Nrle C arlene Sullrvan rs a rrch play rrl on the Contrnent Good luck Charlene on your thrrteen t marrrage Vrrgrnra Ballard who now owns Brown s has recently constructed a brand new boxrn rrng for her patrons Annre Marre Martrn and Haywood Smrt are srngrng romantrc ballads rn Carne re Hall Please don t confuse the Carne re Hall rn New Yor wrth Alfred Carnegre s Hall rn Bude w ere our classmates are such a brg hrt Doyle West rs the New York Grant s brg 305 pound defensrve tackle Seth Larrd and Freddre McKee are now playrng all the brg super clubs wrth the ventrrloqurst act It was hard for me to tell rn my dazed condrtton exactl whrch one was the dummy Pete Smrth well who knows Claude day rs known as the best mechanrc rn the South Hrs latest project rs burldrng souped up trrcycles for the Krddres Kenny Eady rs now spyrng for the Unrted States 1n far off Zulu land Why he rs spyrng we don tknow but hrs helper rn the work rs Betty Roberts Jean Derryberry rs nrakrng gobs of moneyrn her new store Derryberry s Statronary Mrllrnery Shop Nancy Adams Jo ce Ann Brrtt and Ellen Cox are tourrng the country wrth t err great acrobatrc act Rooney Barley has just founded her new gang The Rooney Rumbles They just had therr frrst outrng and are happy to report that twent automobrle trres were slashed and 300 hub caps taken A out thrs trme I was comrng to but I was strll out e nough to see myself as presrdent of Calhoun s Medrtattng Socrety for Hard Thrnkers A lrttle later Iwas completely recovered and on my way to wrrte down these fascrnatrng facts Charles Calhoun Class Prophet 28 y' . 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