Brookfield Central High School - Legend Yearbook (Brookfield, WI)

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Prep - Formerly referring to anyone T h e prominent at Central, filtering into who attended a preparatory school, the many school organizations. As long word has now come to describe a per- as his hair stays neat and his clothes son who belongs to or wishes to belong remain spotless, the prep cares little to the upper-class social set. The prep is about his status among non-prep- distinguished by immaculate and very pies. expensive clothing, including Topsider deck shoes, button Socially, the prep loves any high-bred occasion, such as a down Oxford shirts, and lzod anything. The true preppie yachting excursion, and during really big events, like when big always drives a very expensive car tusually Daddy'sl such as brother comes home from Yale, likes to go out drinking fbeerl an Audi or a Porsche, which he has wrecked more than once. with the guys, passing out after perhaps the second bottle. ars, the preppie has become more and more Like the freak, the prep is sheltered from reality, as he hides under his alligator in a protected world. ln recent ye Hair - Perfectly combed, above t like Barry Glasses - 20-20 vision, but they do add maturity. 1O0'V0 Wool Tie - Just like Dad's. the collar. Jus Goldwater wore his in 1964. Teeth - 33000. Oxford Cloth Button Down ed. Co llar Shirt- Perfectly press Alligator - Absolutely GSSel'lTl3l. College Handbook - The family . Dad was class of '43 alma mater - you know he s a shoo-in Three Stripe Web Belt- To hold up those designer jeans. Front Pocket - Keys to Dad's Ferrari, Mazda, BMW, Audi, Porsche, Jaguar, or Triumph. Jeans - Calvin Klein or Jordache. Always look brand new. No socks - For maximum tanning area. Nicknames -Dirk, Skip, Bud, Chip. Sweater - Parrot green. Goes perfectly with the pink Oxford shirt. Back Pocket- Mom's credit cards. Brooks, Abercrombie and Fitch . .. fl es - Always crossed whe Kne sitting. irst Cuffs - Rolled up since f ' ldl. sailing lesson lfive years o Sperry Topsiders - Of course.

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Freak - A slang expression used by youth to describe and identify a group of the youth culture which are known for the clothes they wear, the music they listen to, the length of their hair imalesl, the language they use, and the means of intoxication or getting high they prefer. At BCHS, the freak is in direct opposition to the jock. To the freak any person not a freak is a jock tsometimes called a pinhead, knob, or loserl, using the correlation that any- thing not black is white, with no shades between the two. The jock has an equally distainful opinion of T e Freak the freak, often calling them dirts, fry brains or losers. To their fellow freaks, they are heads, freaks and really quite cool. The freak maintains his or her status as a freak by listening to hard or acid rock music and casually referring to 'Jimi' tHendrixl as if a close and dearly departed friend, knowing and perhaps using the full spectrum of drugs, walking in a slow, shuffling manner, wearing boots fsneakers are for jocksl, and partying. The freak, as the jock, lives in his or her own little world, never daring to discover the true identities of others. Mind - ??? Eyes - Permanently bloodshot. Concert T-shirt - Only cool if it's a '60's rock band or AC DC. Jacket- At least one always. If not denim or military, two or three down vests. Hand -in pocket. Jeans - Two years, six months, and four days old. Washed twice. Boots - Haven't been taken off for six months. Whereabouts of feet unknown. Headband - To keep head together during heavy trip. Glasses - Tinted, of course. Match - Definitely tough. WLPX Button - The only radio station in town. Pocket- Paraphenalia, court summons, pack of cigarettes, matches. Wrist- Answers to the shop math test next hour. Favorite Magazine - High Times. Price guide, page 36. Knees -Broken in motorcycle accident. Nicknames - Spike, Space, Blitzed, Chisel, Gearhead. 20 f The Freak

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The Seereh fer Khewleelge The Quest Ter Uliirheie Truth Askihg ihe Eierhel Quesiieh-. :QF . ,ks f -3 .ti he le Like ie Khew 22 f I'd Llke to Know. . . Everyday in your life, you find a countless number of unexplainable objects, activities, and concepts. They are taken for what they are, and no questions are asked sometimes because the would be inqulsitor is too inhibited, because lt sounds stupid, and sometimes because there is no real answer. You are not alone if you find that you must convey your message with hand expressions, so the Legend asks, What would you like to know . . . l'd like to know why girls color their toenails and why people read the National Enquirer. - Kevin Cronin. l'd like to know why we have to go to the dentist, what animals think of humans, and how to drive a stick-shift car. - Steve Walby. l'd like to know why it's always hard to get up in the morning no matter how much sleep l've had, and why knives are placed on the left side of the plate. I'd like to know why my dog always has to go to the bathoom at three o'clock in the morning, why my elder sister looks younger than me, and when you lose some weight, where does the weight go. - Astrid Schmid. I'd like to know why the only morning you can sleep in your little brother decides to practice the drums. I'd also like to know lf we really landed on the moon or if it's all a big farce, and I'd like to know all the secrets the government keeps from us. - Julie Boucher. I'd like to know why I always get the black jelly beans, why Arby's is in business, and what compels people tp pick their noses when driving alone. - Andy Smith. I'd like to know why guys are supposed to have short hair, why girls wear make-up, why girls can wear guys clothes but guys can't wear girls clothes, and why there isn't air in space. - Steve Donley. I'd like to know why there are different kinds of belly buttons, if turtles would like to move faster, if insects ever sleep, and why soaps have impossible plots which you become addicted to. - Amy Letter. I'd like to kriow why time is forever, and why we are all here. - Paige Augustine. I rd like to know why half the stalls inthe bathrdoit do not have toilet paper, I how long Doerf's hair really is, why there are no two people exactly alike althoiti they say everyone has a double, ' -'!. 5 where fingernails and hair really come from, why it is such an important decision as to who ge elected to take out the garbage or do the disheq why people think they look bad in pictures when, actually they don't at all, 1 how anyone could name their child Prudence, , why kids don't like vegetables tespecially 1 spinachi, why people buy things they will never use, why when you really have to go to the bathroom , there is always somebody else in there, J and why little kids love to do exactly what they'rq not supposed to do. - Cindy Flaiski. L I'd like to know why you can never put a bottlecai back on a bottle without first dropping it at leash two times, why there is always some dust left when you finis dusting, I 4 why they put all school assemblies after first hott why we have to sit in homeroom for ten minutes l every day, Q why Phy. Ed. teachers wear sweatsuits and nevei sweat, and f why darkness is black. - Jo Brinkley: V 1 I'd like to know why the insides of car windows ai so hard to clean, , why the cooks weigh the french fries and tater i tots, 'g and why the FBLA sells doughnuts for thirty-five' cents a piece. - Bob Gresser. 1 I'd like to know why people take bread from the R middle of the loaf instead of the end, i why the raisins in the middle of the cereal box arg all at the bottom, l why a person who wakes up on a television show looks so good, I why the floor creaks louder when you're trying to be quiet and why you can't go to the bathroom Q the doctors office. - Cindy Collins. 5 I'd like to know why Brook Shields doesn't plucld her eyebrows and why it is so hard to write on unlined paper. - Heidi Swan. A - E I'd like to know why there is so much worthless f junk in this world, ' 2 why people think a person is inferior because ol? the color of his skin. why freaks hate jocks and ' jocks hate freaks, if it is possible to live without the bother of monel and why people work so they can afford to buy 1 S i 3 I I 1 I t