Bronson High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Bronson, KS)

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Smiling US Smiling is very contagio Because it's been tried th 3 ru an thr u. If you smile to a person in greeting He will: smile back at you. No matter how blue you are feelin As you pass along your road. Smile if you meet a perso It is easy enough to be Wh-enlife goes along like I1 And it will seem to lighten your pleasant. a song. But the person worth while Is the one who will smile, gy load. When every thing goes dead wrong. LC-. School Tell us not in mournful voices School is but a horror thr ll. For the student that won't study Will not follow with his c School is real, school is To .get by is not the goal. But instead of skimming He must know it by the -o- The Idiots There are three idiots in Whom I know will never FEW. e8fI'IleSIZ o'er it whole. PBSS O. H. M. C. the class w But they don't uorry 'cause they And if their lessons they They sit around and laug But after while the day When all this wonit be su -o- For they are of the type h , The Flappcr The Happen, fiaps From morn 'till night. She makes this gloomy, World look bright, She bobs her hair And rouges her cheek And' very seldcm Stops to sleep. She doesnt have To plow the cprn, Or milk the cows, Or clean the barn, For she is city Bred you see, And never lived In the countriee. can't get, at it. will come ch fun. that' don' 45 nt, 1.. C. B. W1 V. D., The 01d Grey-Backed Grammar fAf't'ectionately dedicated to Mr, Donald ' P, Russell, Esq.j How dear to my heart is this old grey-back- ed grammar, When each afternoon I must bring it to view! The nouns and the pronouns, the verbs and th-e adverbs, And other absurdities I never knew! This one and that one-Oh, how .can 1 learn them? The indirect object-yes, that's where I fell! Modes active and passive, I cannot 'discern them, And even Miss Cosby won't say, It is well. . K This old' grey-backed grammar, ,this old sway backed-grammar, ' ' The dreadfulness of it, Oh, no tongue can tell! ' Hcw svleet, after quizzes, my grade, to receive it, 2 ' Q And just before looking smile my last smile, in . For welll do I know it' will tempt me to leave it, f P But I must endure it e'en-yet 'for a while. Then soon, with the sight of my tears overflowing, - The sad, touching story you know very well. ' But, I may surprise you, -perhaps tantal- ize you f As Vycur tutor in grammar-Hyou never can tell! Q e - D. E. M. 1-O-1 Grammar Folks, I .found myself In one awfuli -zituationw The kind that needs No explanation, For this is the long and short of it, And it's my simple duty to admit, That it's just beyond my means To compose poetry, it seems, 'Cause I wa.sn't meant to be a ,poet, And most of you already know it. E. Z. L. 1

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Mabel Watson: Say, do you know that a young farmer tried to kiss me this sum- mer? H-e said he had never tried to kiss any girl before. Inquisitive one: What did you tell him? Mabel: Why I told him I wasn't an ag- ricul.ural experiment station.. TOT Chester H: 'When will there be but 25 let- ters in the alphabet? Sylvia H: Dunno. , Chester H: When U and I are one. loi Hi, gimme a handful of waste, I howl- ed. KI was under the car to grease it.j But Dorwin had an armful of waist in the car, And wasn't disposed to .release it. -0- Prof: What do we mean when we say that the whole is greater than any of its parts? Freshie: When you get a doughnut at a restaurant. , lei Dorv: Dearest I want you so bad. Gene: Impossible! I'm a good little girl. .ioi Don gallantly escorted Emma to the table. May I, he asked, sit on your ,right hand? No, she replied, I have to eat with that. You had better take a chair. -O- Thelrna and her Smithy sat, as was their wont, in the moonlight, without a great deal of scenery between 'em. A penny for your tl:ots, said she. I'm thinking of the same thing as you' are, said he. Oh, if you do, I'll scream, said she. lo.-.- The distance between some student's ears seems to be just one block. -0- Teddy Lamb: Say there, barber, can I get a shave? Barber: Well, if you live long enough you might. Arthur Low: Want to go to the Junior play? Nellie B: I'd love to. Arthur: Well, I'm selling tickets, buy one from me. Butters: Women in politics lower them- selves. Emma: They've got to-to become men's equals. -0- What figure of speeclh is 'I love my teach- er?' Brilliant Juniors Sarcasm. 10... In parlimentary d-rill Teddy Lamb was in charge and was very much rattled. Prof: Shall the decision of the chair stand? Ted: All in favor of the chair standing say 'aye.' . There is a lot of wishy washy talk about perhaps, but from what we see of their the Bolsheviki says a labior paper. Wishy pictures, not washy. ..o.. Hey Pat did you hear about that fellow being pulled the other day? No, Mike. What for? He adulterated water with milk. l0r+ She smiled, and I smil-ed back. I met another. She smiled: I smiled too, fso would youj i They all smiled. ' I thot it queer. I began to fear fso would youj And then I found My sock was down Over my shoe And then I knew iso would you.j ig, Teacher in study hall: Order! Order! George Russell just awakening: I'll take a milk chocolate. kg- . Did you ever notice this: When a fellow takes a. kiss, Of a righteous little mis Calm and meek- How her Bible learning shows, Not by turning up her nose, But by turning 'round Her other cheek? 1' ? ? ! !