Brimfield High School - Spectator Yearbook (Brimfield, IL)

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T n E S P E C T A TOR 1913

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li It I M F I •; L I) HIGH SCHOOL CL he SuiylumunT (Silasa OFFICERS President...........................Donald Best Vice President......................Leland Pacey Secretary............................Hilda Grant Treasurer.........................Willis Kingdon Slip nphnutnrpfl The Sophomores are a jolly bunch, In numbers they are eight. And when it comes to spelling They always do first rate. “Raymond’s a great “Plumer, But “Donald is the “Best, And a bottle of Sloan’s liniment Will give you endless rest. A charter has been Granted, By the Kingdon I have heard. To the vocal artist, Wagner, To sing what she preferred. “Caroline went to school one day And her step was racey, But it's begun to change, for, Xow she's getting Pacey. —“Cy ■ ■ ■ Jlrijp (UontrBt Leland. upon being asked to have a smoke replied: No, I don't want to smoke for three reasons: First, because 1 promised my mother not to smoke. Second, because the doctor tells me not to smoke. And third, because I just had a smoke. ■ ■ ■ We have a peach on Caroline, but we don’t dare publish it. Nevertheless, it has taken second prize. I'lie Wooster Voice published the following unique list of class stones: Freshman—Emerald. Senior—Tombstone. Sophomore—Blarney Stone. Faculty—Millstone. I unior—Grindstone. 19

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li R I M F 1 -: L I) man school (Iltp Jffrpshmau QUasa OFFICERS President..................... Vice President................ Sec. and Treasurer............ Mary Clute Harold Burt Helen Duncan ant Cnmntauimtrntii fur (Dur iFrrshntnt 1. I hou shalt honor and obey thy teacher. 2. 1 hou shalt not write thy spelling on thy cuffs. 3. Thou shalt not rubber or stretch thy neck. 4. Thou must always hurry greatly to class. 5. I hou must always make as much noise as possible. (i. 1 hou shalt not play hookey lest bad grades come therefrom. 7. 1 hou must not say. “1 have not my lesson. 8. Thou shalt not invite Senior girls to thy parties. 1 . 1 hou shalt not take more than half a dozen steps at a time going up-stairs. 10. Thou shalt not talk more than three-fourths of thy time. iFrum Jfrrshmru in All Ayrs (Xo names mentioned) “Some people use alcohol instead of water. “Alcholic liquors ‘stant’ the growth of the body. People who use alcohol can’t work and play games like those who drink alcohol. One little boy said to one little girl, Tho’ both were so bashful and shy: May 1 cut off a piece of that curl. What will you do if I try?” There was an old Mormon Who lived in a Hat, Who had so many wives, He said, “Where am I at?” To some he gave taffy. To some he talked fake, And then he went daffy And jumped in the lake.” (Since we were so kind not to mention names, please do not ask-how we got all this.) 21