Brigham Young University - Banyan Yearbook (Provo, UT)

Text from Pages 1 - 296 of the 1928 volume:

if ' J-- ' - t Reproduced b} WATCHING THE TRAIL Courtesy of the Artist and The Federal Schools, Inc. .[}] MANAS EB : Printed and Bound by the DESERET NEWS PRESS Engraved by the COMMERCIAL ART ENGRAVING CO. Portraits by LARSON STUDIO $ ;:.■ i f ' . ■- ■ ■ ■ Vol. 15 Published by THE ASSOCIATED STUDENTS of the BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY Prove, Utah 1928 DeoicaTion Q o those years: Of lasting friendships with teachers and friends, Nights of study and days of classes, Intercollegiate activities on field and floor, Evenings of delightful entertainment, Friendly smiles in the halls and about the campus. Hours of classes, morning walks to school; While the leaves fell in the autumn. While the snow laid its mantel in the winter. While the trees burst and the birds sang in the spring, To these and all phases of student activity. To the happiest years in our lives, Do we offer this book as a reminder, Of those golden days. f 6 ]f ' !• mm i. j|B Be.rsii i-bfj- _£j Rcf ' rodiiced hy Courtesy of Artist Benson B. Moore .[71, rOA€W6A6 I ' HE most cherished memories of college days are of those events in which we participated as a united student body. Long after facts have faded, they re- appear — strengthened by the years. Since it is the stu- dent activities that make our college and our school days distinctive, we have featured them in this annual with the hope that they may be happy reminiscences. As we struggle on toward a man-made goal, we sometimes forget that the western world is full of ro- mance, adventure, and untamed friends who live in happy oblivion. To bring us into closer relationship with nature and the charms of the outdoors, wild life has been selected as an art motif. Greater appreciation for the lower creatures of creation and worthwhile thoughts of school life will to an extent measure our success. iitiiiiiitiiiiiiiill|illllliiiliiiilillillliilliiliij|il(iilli ' l)!lilliiililll!ll 4 sir APfRCCIMtOfl ' I ' O those who have in any way added to the success of this 1928 Banyan, do we extend hearty appre- ciation, especially to the following who are not in our school, but have made the listed contributions: Walter J. Wilwerding, artist, an illustration of a bull moose, and a color picture of a cougar, Watching The Trail. This picture was obtained through the courtesy of the artist and The Federal Schools Inc. Benson B. Moore, artist and etcher, a dry-point etching of a cougar. David Newell, artist and author, an illustration of a bear. Kay Russen, artist, an illustration of a deer. George K. Lewis, artist, a picture of a wild cat. y[91. The Right Wing of the Educational Building tiriminltfft r| 10]. (IliHllllir THeUUA 4 11 h The Ladies ' Gymnasium ' [12] The Vine Covered Entrance to the Educational Building .[13]. The Maeser Memorial 14 ] Campus in Back or Library [ 15]. Lover ' s Lane in Springtime Maeser Hill f[16]r Lover ' s Lane in Winter Maeser Hill fl 17] The Library [18] AontMsr anM r[ 19] GENERAL CHURCH BOARD OF EDUCATION Arthur Winters, Sccrcfar and Treasurer Joseph F. Merrill, Siipcrintciulciit of Church Schools Heber J. Grant Joseph F. Smith Anthony W. Ivins ' David O. McKay Charles W. Nibley Stephen L. Richards Willard Young Richard R. Lyman RuDGER Clawson John A. Widtsoe Orson F. Whitney Adam S. Bennion BOARD OF TRUSTEES Heber J. Grant, President Thomas N. Taylor, ' ' icc-Prcsidetit E. H. Holt, Secretary and Treasurer Susa Young Gates Stephen L. Chipman Reed Smoot Joseph R. Murdock Lafayette Holbrook _ Joseph Reece Joseph Fielding Smith Zina Y. Card J. WiM. Knight Willard Young EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE Thomas N. Taylor J. Wm. Knight Stephen L. Chipman 20 (9, President Franklin Stewart Harris Preside if of Uiiheni y NE of the great events each year at Brigham Young University is the coming out of the Banyan. At this time I wish to extend greetings to all who have supported the Banvan this year. In it we have a permanent record of faces and scenes which have become dear to all who have been connected with this great school. This book is a link to connect the friendships of the present with the uncertain future. In after years we may turn over its pages and have recalled to our minds some of the happiest experiences of our lives. I hope that all will care for this book as a precious possession and that through ;t the Spirit of the B. Y. U. may continue to carry on in their lives no matter where their lots niav be cast. llliilllillMlllli ' liilllillllllllilli: .[21]r Joseph F. Merrill , Siipcrhifeiich ' iif of Church Schools y REETINGS to the students of the Brigham Young University. We congratulate you on the opportunity of receiving a college training in the high moral and refined spiritual atmosphere of this institution. To you much has been given, of you much will be required. Are you loyal to the B. Y. U.? Your conduct gives the answer. The good name of the University is in your keeping. It is not so much what you know as it is what you do that will help or hurt your Alma Mater. In this respect your responsibility is incomparably greater than that borne by students of state-supported institutions. May you not fail in your duty either to yourselves or to the B. Y. U. Your life here has been pleasant and profitable, made so, by your industry and the spirit of the School. This spirit is that of love and service. May you breathe it deeply and keep it with you always. ij|lf1if!ili« Ul ' lllllhl: Jillllil9ittiia!ilililfilliimiililiilllllliiiHililliiill ' [22] ll|l| George H. Brimhall Vrciidc lit -Emeritus c YOUNG MAN said to mc, The B. Y. U. is a good school but it has no great state behind it. I replied, No, but it has something behind it greater than any state. It has the interest of a people with homes in many states, a people whose destiny is to lead the world. Decades have passed since the conversation and my belief in the onwardness of the school has had good soil for growth. The speed of our advancement has exceeded expectations. The output of the Brigham Young University is an asset unmeasurable. Once a student always an advocate is said of those who have attended its classes. To be a member of its student body or of its faculty means to become a Banyan tree trunk, 3 live pillar on a growing structure that gets its expansion from the light of revelation and the soil of science. To become a graduate of the Banyan School is to be equipped with choice implements of usefulness and filled with a desirable spirit of helpfulness. .[23]. COLLEGE OF EDUCATION People who believe in the importance of genealogy and ancestry readily concede that the College of Education has reason to be proud since its origin goes back to the very beginning of the Institution. When the University was founded, it began its career as the Church Teacher ' s College. In 1920 its title was changed to the School of Edu- cation and in 1921 it evolved into the present College. The aim of this department is preparation for leadership — intellectually and socially. Theo- retical knowledge is supplemented by practical experience in the training school, a part of the division. The work, both elementary and second- ary, is standard and meets state requirements. In seven years (1920-1927) the number graduated from this college increased from ten to thirty-four. John C. Swenson, acting Dean during the absence of Dean L. John Nuttall, has managed the affairs of the college successfully. His knowledge of society and its needs has made his assistance especially valuable in this field. John C. Svcenson Dean tW Front Ron — John C. Swensen, Franklin S. Harris, George H, P.rimhall. Amos N. Merrill Second Ro ' .c — Ida Smoot Dusenberry, Georgia Maeser, Asel C. Lambert, Clarence Cottam, Joseph Sudweeks. Edgar M. Jensen Thini Roxc — Stella P. Riche, Wm. 11. Boyle. Myrtie Jensen. Maude U. Markham Fourth Row — Hugh JL Woodward, J. V. McAllister, M. Wilford Poulsen. Barbara Maughan Fifth ?oti: ' — Hermese Petersen. M ary J. Ollortcn. Gladys Kotter, Mary Hammond. Emma Brown Si.rtli Rozv Wilma. Jeppson, William P. Hanson, C. LaVoir Jensen illillilllliiiiilliiililllii mill illiliill r[24Jr COLLEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES The sixty candidates for bachelor ' s degree in the College of Arts and Sciences contrasted with the earliest recorded number, speak well for the growing popularit) ' of this department. As the School of Arts and Sciences, it was founded in 1920, the second division in the Uni- versity, and became the College of Arts and Sciences in 1921. There were thirty-five students graduated from this department the first year after its organization. Its fundamental aim, a generous education meets the needs of a vast number of students. It is well-adapted to care for those desiring spe- cialized study in engineering, medicine, or law. Original investigation is aided by well-equipped laboratories and specialized instructors. The excellent foresight of Carl F. Eyring, Dean of this college, enables him to appreciate the numerous and varied demands of the students under his supervision. His sympathetic understanding, optim- ism, and helpful advice have won for him the admiration and love of all the students with whom he is associated. I Carl F. Eyring Dean Front Row, SeatcJ Lett- Ida iiuuoi 1 Uu-ciibui i , W ' ilnia Jepitsuii, Aniiii LgUcri, Nina II. Booth Seated Right — Annie L. Gillespie, Ella L. Brown, Anna Ollorton, Walter Cottam Front Roxv, Standin-g—CsiTX F. Eyring, Franklin S. Harris. George II. Brinihall, C F. Maw Second Rote — J. M. JensL-n, V ' m. J. Snow. Eugene L. Koherts. Alice Reynolds 1 hird Rozk — John C. Swenson. Thomas L. Martin, Milton Marshall, asco l. Tanner, M. Wilfonl Poulsen. Newburn I. Butt Fourth Row — Laval S. Morris. Clarence Cottam. Ed. M. Rowe, Alfred Osmond , Parley A. Christenscn. Benjamin F. Cummings Fiflh Ro7v — Hugh V. Petersen. Nathan L. Vhett(m. Gerrit df Jong, Murray O. Hayes. Christen Jensen Sixth Row—Chas. J. Hart, Delbert Greenwood, Geo. H. Hansen. E. H. Holt, Thomas C. Konniey. Elmer Miller III Christen Jensen Dean His sincerity, interest and ability have made himan excellent COLLEGE OF APPLIED SCIENCE If the written history of the College of Applied Science depended upon the members of the college, the true worth of this department would probably never be heard. Such diligent doing and natural reticence is seldom found. Established in 1922, the College of Applied Science is next to the youngest in the institution. That it is keeping pace with the rapid growth of the University is readily seen when one compares the first year ' s graduates, ten in number, with the twenty-nine graduated in 1927. Emphasis in this college is given to science and its application to practical professions such as farm, home, and shop. Under Dean Christen Jensen, the develop- ment of this division has been quiet but rapid, supervisor and advisor. Front Row — Hilda Kniidson, Christen Jensen, Franklin S. Harris, Geo. II. Brimhall Second Rozi ' — Laval S. Morris, Gladys Kotter, Thomas L. Martin. Thinl Kotci — Maud D. Tuckfield, lone Palfryman, Vilate Elliot, Effie Warnick, Clavvson Y. Cannon Back Row — Bent. F. Larson iiilillllllUIIUilKlili .[26] COLLEGE OF FINE ARTS Although Young University has always given liberal support to cultural phases of education, it was not until 1926 that a separate college of Fine Arts was organized. It is the aim of this division to meet the demands of those whose interests and talents lead them into this field. That the department is succeeding is seen in the steadily increasing en- rollment. In 1926 — the year of its appearance, ten students were graduated from the college. The number increased in 1927 to sixteen and from the maximum enrollment in 1927-28, the number receiving degrees is estimated as doubling the first year ' s record. The work of the college has been excellently directed by Dean Gerrit De Jong, Jr., whose varied talents and broad experience extended by foreign travel and study, have proved valuable assets. Gerrit De Jong Dean ' 5 , hront Kra ' —J. W. .McAllister. Anna Iluisli Ilcaton. Bessie E. Courley. Gerrit dejong. Franklin .S. Harris, T. Earl Pardee. kal] li IJuoth Second Rozi — Lucille Tnttie. Ilanna C. Packard, Florence J. Madsen, Elmer Nelson Third Rote — E. H. Eastmond, Geo. W. Fitzory, B. F. Larsen, LeRoy Robertson, Gustav Bujjart Fourth Rcnv — Wni. F. Hanson, Franklin Madsen, Benjamin F. Cummings. Edgar M. Jensen, Robert Sauer r[27]r COLLEGE OF COMMERCE AND BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Although the College of Commerce and Business Administration does not rule against women, it has had a strikingly low number in its graduating classes. In 1927, the sixth year after its organization, the department boasted one feminine graduate. The growth of this college from ninety- six students in 1921 to two hundred twenty-seven in 1927, illustrates conclusively the fact that students are realizing the obvious advantage of better training before competing in the specialized business world. The College aims to equip the individual for leadership in finance and industry by giving him a thorough knowledge of commercial problems as well as practice in business admmistration. Harrison V. Hoyt Dean Harrison V. Hoyt, in addition to academic training, has had valuable practical experience in the work and thoroughly understands the requirements and purpose of the college which he supervises. Front Row — Ed. M. Rowe, Bertha Roberts, H. V. Hoyt Second Rozv — Herald R. Clark, E. II. Holt. Qarence lioyle. M. Wilford Poulsen Third RoH ' —ChmUn JeiiEen, II. R. Merrill, Elmer Miller, . . Re. .lolnifon. Geo. H. Hansen iiiiiii ' iiiiiijiiiiri y[2S]. EXTENSION DIVISION All the world — our campus is the new slogan adopted by Lowry Nelson, head of the Brigham Young University Extension Division. The present aim was definitely implied by the organizers who, in 1921, instituted the Ex- tension Division for the purpose of providing educational and social opportunities for those who are unable to participate in resident instruction. Two different groups of individuals are served by the department: Those who matriculate in the University and those who are benefited without formal registration. The latter are reached by the lecturers and entertainments fostered by the department and by the package library which it maintains. To the mdividual desiring University credit, a variety of well-chosen correspondence courses and extension classes is offered. With the territory represented by the 750 matriculated individuals stretching from Hawaii to Islands, it is truly no exaggeration when one says: The sun never sets on our campus. LowRv Nelson Dean the I ongan Front Row — Laval S. Morris, Lowry Nelson, Thomas L. Martin. T. Earl Parcloe,, A. N. Ferrill, Geo. IT. Brimhall Scsond Row — Murray O. Hayes, Thos. C. Uomney, W ' m. J. Snow, Elsie C. Carroll. John C. Swenson Thir.i Ron ' — Edgar M. Jensen, Geo. H. Hansen, ' asco M. Tanner, M. Wilford Poulsen, T. Lynn Smith. C ' lawson V. Cannon, 11. R. Merrill Fourth Roto -Vi ' m. II. Boyle. Donald P. Lloyd [tl! iiii!iiii!iiii)i!;iiiii|llllii|)l|iin;iin .[29]. Clawson Y. Cannon Dean SUMMER SCHOOL A combined education and vacation is of- fered by Young University Summer School. Regular classes, although not as numerous as those scheduled other quarters are varied and conducted by specialized instructors. The in- creasing enrollment still permits closer association and individual instruction not possible in larger groups. The campus is so situated as to afford ex- cellent settings for unique social events, valuable factors in socialization as well as recreation. A second term at Aspen Grove is replete with opportunities for research and field work. Although his duties as Dean of this depart- ment were, relatival) ' speaking, assumed recently, Clawson Y. Cannon is well prepared for his position. His enthusiasm and interest in his work wins the admiration of his associates. Second Roiif — Guy C. Wilson, Murray O. H ayes, Parley A. Christensen, Lowry Nelson, Walter P. Cottam ij. Ijarrctt iiilllilllilllilllilliilltiiiiiiiflill ' llllllilli .[30]. WOMEN FACULTY One -nriter has said. ' More bitterly than food, or shelter, or love, or occupation, human beings need a goal, a compelling reason to go on. ' Our Brigham Young University- women have a goal. It is the effort to reach that goal that keeps them interested and working. To succeed in a study, to finish the normal course, to be graduated from college, and jx)ssibly to have a career — but not without husband and children, are successively their aims. Vhat this effort brings, coupled with their faith and re- ligion, helps them to choose from time to time worth while things. As Dean of Women, it gives me a great deal of pleasure as well as satisfaction to aid the girls in problems concerning these higher ideals that lead to happiness. Nettie Neff Sm. rt Dean of Women Front Roar — Stella P. Rich, Elsie C. Carroll, -Mice Rernolds, }fettie Jf. Smart, Ida Snuwt Dusoiberry Second Roar — Bertha Roberts, Anna Ollorton, Vilate Elliot, Myrtie Jensen Third Rozc — Maud Tuckfield, lone Palfreyman. Hilda Knudsen. . nna Egbert r[51] OTHER FACULTY MEMBERS The smoothness with which the administration of the institution proceeds is aided by the untiring efforts of capable secretaries and custodians. Their success is seen in the efficiency with which the work of the school is dispatched. Edward H. Holt as secretary of the faculty fills a responsible position for which his business ability and training make him well-suited. Students find him of great assistance in learning traditions and adapting to college routine. The duties of secretary to the President and purchasing agent are assumed by Kiefer B. Sauls who, among numerous other things, schedules events for the school year and sees that difficulties and conflicts are eliminated. John E. Hayes needs no introduction to most students of the college. Although his official position is that of registrar, he acts as a general mformant and answer man for the institution. Under the supervision of Brigham T. Higgs and J. W. Sauls, superintendent and associate superintendent of buildings and grounds, the campus is well cared for and kept in condition conducive to study. Brigham t. Higgs Superintendent of Grounds Kiefer B. Sauls Purchasing Agent Secretary to President E. H. Holt Secretary and Treasurer John E. Hayes Registrar litltlllllll [32]y lilDII ' David F. Hart Sludent Body President Ethel Lowrv Handley Sludenl Body ' tee- President Student Administration I y ECIPROCAL activity and mutual ambitions have dominated the operations between ■ - the student body and the executive organization within it, this year. As a corps of officers all work conducted during the year has been to the end of a maximum output in vitalized student activity. In the execution of that ideal all phases of the work were carefully adjudicated and weighed before launchin;; into operation, in attempting to appease the interests of all concerned. Fairness .ind honesty to the trust reposed in leaders by the student Demos has ever been kept paramount, aiming always at a square deal for all. That has been the task of the year — wherein It has succeeded the honor goes to all, and where failure has attended the Inefficiency of the leaders Is, perhaps, accountable. Not only have the officers sought to give their best for the student body, but the latter has been just as animated and responsive when called on by the leaders m the respective projects. Students have been valiant in helping with the programs, public service bureau work, and other features that have needed support. Surely, no body of people in the land is more loyal to and cooperative with their leaders than at the B. Y. U. A word from the officers: We extend our thanks and appreciation to all with whom we have worked this year for the support experienced. We are happy with you in our successes and feel disappointed at the reverses. May we, through this Banyan, register with you this expression with the hope that its content will be assimilated by all. As we separate, we bid you adieu and wish to all the most pleasant Indulgences an abundant life affords. .[33 ]y THE STUDENT COUNCIL Robert K. Allen Debating Manager Fred Moore Cheer Leader Ted Hansen Sophomore Class Prcs. Glenn S, Potter Banyan Editor lordon Crandall Bus. Mgr. of Banyan LeGrande Anderson Music Manager Henry D. Taylor Second Vice-President Kenneth Handley Dramatic Manager Ethel Lowry Handley David F. Hart Student Body I ' ice-Pres. Student Body President Helen Swenson President of A. W. S. Kathleen Bench Secretary and Historian Bruce M. Cox Max Taylor Bus. Mgr. of Y News E. DeAlton Partridge Forensics Manager Kent Johnson ' illiani Edwards Senior Class President C. Erwin (Star) Nelsen 1 News Editor ElRoy Nelson Ju n ior Class Preside n t ' ictor Taylor Freshman Class President High School President Student Mgr. of Athletic iiiiiifiiiiiiii m mm [ 34 ] Anna smoot Secretary LUCILE TUTTLE Vice-President Helen Mendenhall Recreation Leader Helen Swenson President A. W. S. ' I ' HE A. W. S., affiliated with the National Organization of College Women Students, L sejids its president-elect to the annual National convention. In 1927 the B. Y. U. delegate was one of five to present a paper. It is the aim of this organization to help solve problems of college women and to provide activities which will lead to self-realization. A major aim is that of greater socialization of the individual which will further unify and democratize the group and cultivate a sense of responsibility leading to service. To help the girls come nearer to the ideal of the ch.irming, cultured women, a pro- gram for the entire year was planned on this theme. Lectures and accompanying demon- strations were helpful. The Big Sister movement resulted in numerous lasting and helpful friendships and was responsible for the outstanding success of the girls ' jamboree, dominated by the spirit of fun and good fellowship. The retiring officers send greetings to you all, fellow students, and leave with the sincere desire that this organization will, each year, come nearer to the splendid ideals for wliich it stands. ■5 h John Allen AUDRY OSTLUND Ruth Clark Henry D. Taylor Director Public Service Bureau PROGRAM A DAY in 1927-28 established for B. Y. U. Public Service Bureau, a record attainment. The number of entertainments supplied not infrequently reached ten in one week. a: Co-operating with the Extension Division, the Bureau sent performers from Ephraim to Murray at the request of schools, churches, clubs, socials, and benefits. In order to practice more efficiently the policy of the Division — a higher type of performance and as many participants as possible — Henry Taylor, president, selected three assistants and assigned each a special division. The vocal department was managed by Audrey Ostlund; readings, by Ruth Clark; and instrumental music by John L. Allen. The quality of this fearless quartette is evident when one recalls how they subdued the Friday the 13th jinx with a real ' extemporaneous program. [36]y M- ■ i l k! : INTER-SOCIAL UNIT COUNCIL Front Row — John E. Hayes. Helen Swenson. Elsie C. Carroll. Mary Bird. Jennie Holbrook. Ella Farnsworth. Back RoLV — ElRoy Nelson. Bruce M. Cox. l-lmer Miller. Nettie N. Smart. William Edwards, Ted Hanson. David F. Hart. AFFILIATION COMMITTEE Front Roiv — Ruth K. Hansen, Selena Roberts. Vcrda Bachelor. Ora Anderson. Anna Grace. Linda Randell. Gail Johnson. Second Rou. ' — Cristine Hinckley, Lois Wade. Francis Swan. Lorna Call. Lucille Turtle. ' [ hird Row — Jean Poulson. Verle Dixon, Lczelle Jones. Don Lloyd, Mark Jenkins. Claude Snow. Alton Larsen. Back Roll ' — Wendell Poulson. Clifford Rutherford. Ted Hansen. Wendell Candland. Walter Corbett. Dave Hart. E. DeAlton Partridge ' { 37J. ■Bob Allen Assistant Fred Moore Cheer Leader Spence Passey Assistant Cheer Leaders THE most manifest sign of wisdom is continued cheerfulness. — Hail to the Solomons of the season, whose wide-awake, sincere, enthusiastic leadership backed by a united student body awed the opposing warriors before the battle and after the victory as well as during the actual skirmish. For the success of the trio, there is no greater proof than the outstanding character of their complete work since the ability to put over a big job without becoming con- spicuous is truly a test of greatness. Under their supervision, new songs and yells were introduced and old cheers revised and modernized so that not meaningless noise but pur- poseful cheering of a happy, cooperating group was attained. Clever stunts at vodies, rallies and games were of a high type — carefully planned and skilfully carried out, their effectiveness heightened by a striking uniform. For 1927-28, cheering was not limited to athletic fields but support of every school activity was a conscious aim. Success in anything, whether debating, literature, dramatics, music, or athletics won the same hearty recognition. Courtesy to visiting contestants was emphasized — even to the extent of providing a body of cheerers for the opponents. A good game, not victory at any cost, was the unspoken slogan. ' [ 38 CCASaCS [39]r CLASS OFFICERS Senior William Edwards President Catherine Eyring Vice-President Rae Rust Secu. and Treas. Junior ElRoy Nelson President Audrey Ostlund Vice-President Alice Taylor Secy, and Treas. Sophomore Theodore Hansen President Gertrude Partridge Vice-President Blanche Thomas Secy, and Treas. Freshman Bruce M. Cox President Helen Rowe Vice-President Edna Nelson Secy, and Treas. r[40 ]f noiluceJ hy Coinlr. y - ■■lrli-«- RcjnuduceJ hy Lo ' inc. ' y oj ......... ' [41 ]i MASTERS ANSON B. CALL. JR. Coloniu Dubtan. Chihuahua, Mexico. Took B. S.. 1927. at Brighiim Young University. IVIajor Agronomy. Thesis: A Study of Utah Miridae. HUGH W. PETERSON PrOL ' o. Utah. Took A. B. 19 16. at Brigham Young University. Major Secondary Teaching. Th sis: A Study of Methods of Teaching Ho. S. Chemistry Based Upon Recent Literature. CLAUDEOUS J. D. BROWN Ogden. Utah. Took B. S.. 1927. at Brigham Young University. Major Zoology and Entomology, Thesis: A Morphological and Systematical Study of Utah Asilidae (Deptera). JAMES A. KARTCHNER PrOL ' o. Utah. Took B. S.. 1926. at Brigham Young University. Major Horticulture. Thesis: A Study of Forest Tree Insects of Utah. DREW JORGENSEN Amt;cican Fork. Took B. S.. 192 7. at Brigham Young University. Major Horticulture. Thesis: A Preliminary Study of Utah Coccidae (Scale Insects ) . HELEN HINCKLEY Took B. S.. 1924. at Brigham Young University. Major History Thesis: Religious Impulses in Western Colonization. SENIORS KENNETH G. HANDLEY. B. S. Sandi . Utah. Acounting and Business Administration. Football 1. Chairman Loan Fund Ball 2. Junior Prom Committee. Sec. Theta Alpha Phi 4. Alpha Delta 2. 3. Nuggets. GRANT BROADBENT. B. S. Heber Gift , Utah Accounting and Business Administration. Pres. Wasatch Club 3. Commerce Club Y. D. D. HARRY J. PARKER. B. S. American Fork Accounting and Business Administration. Alpha Kappa Psi. VESTA ANDERSON. B. 5 Sprinqville. Utah. Physical Education. Sec. of A. W. S. 3. Vice Pres. Springville Club Sec. and Treas. Valnorn 4. Y. D. D. 4. FLORENCE C. PETERSON, A. B. Preston, Idaho Dramatic Art. Theta Alpha Phi. Department Play 4. Ladies ' Glee Club 4. THEODORE J. ARBON. B. S. Snoivcilh, Utah Chemistry. Track I. Class Debates 4. Pros. Ute Eskie 4. Glee Club 2. 3, 4. r[42]. REED N. COLVIN. A. B. EDGAR E. BOOTH. B. S. Paqson. Utah Orem, Utah Physical Education. Physics. Football 3. 4. Dramatics 3, Track 3, t. Jr. Prom Committee. Pres. Payson Club 3. Pres. Archery Club 3, 4. JKAN L. COLEMAN. B. S. BLISS L. FINLAYSON. A. B MidLcaq. Utah. Proco. Utah. Clothing and Textiles. Zoology. Corresponding Sec. of Gamma Alpha Theta Phi. Phj Omnicron. Football 1. 2. 3, 4. Competitive Play 1. Competitive Opera 3. 4. Pres. Young Gleeman 2. Dramatics 1. 2. 3. 4. MARVA HODSON. A. B. E. DeALTON PARTRIDGE. A. Prove, Utah. Provo. Utah. Physical Education. Psychology. Vice Pres. Class 3. Y. News 1. 2, 3. Vice Pres. Typist Club 2. Banyan 2. S c. and Treas, Archery Club 4. Dramatics 1. 2. 3. 4. Valnorn. Theta Alpha Phi. Debating 3. 4. Tau Kappa Alpha. Block Y. R. M. Oratorical 2. Je, Oratorical 3. Les. Chevaliers. RHODA JOHNSON. A. B. C. ERWIN (STAR) NELSON. Provo. Utah. B. S. Music. Brighum Citii. Utah. Competitive Opera 2. 3. 4. Accounting and Bus. Adm. Oratorio 3. Y. News Editor 4. Inter Class Debates 1. Nuggets. Loan Fund Committee 2, Nautilus. MARY B. OSLUND. A. B. DONALD P. LLOYD. B. S. Letbbndqe . Alberta. Canada. St. Anthonu. Idaho. Dramatic Art. Football 1, 2, 4. Senior Play 4. Track 1, 2. 3, 4. Thcta Alpha Phi 4. Dramatics 1. 2. 3. 4. Nautilus. Theta Alpha Phi. Pres. of Inter-Social Unit Committee. Nuggets. STANLEY HARDY. A. B. WILLIAM F. EDWARDS. Salt Lake Citi . Utah. B. S. Zoology. Riqby. Idaho. Y. News Staff 2. 3. Accounting- Banyan 4. Alpha Kappa Psi. Mates. Nuggets. Class Pres. 3. 4. 43 ] IVINS BENTLEY, B. S. Colonia Juarez. Mexico. Accounting and Business Administration. Athletics 2. BURDETTE C. CRANE. B. S. Provo. Utah. Agronomy. Banyan 2. Vice Pres. Ag. Club. 4. LORIN C. MILES. B. S. St. George, Utah History. Transferred from Dixie Normal College. RUTH K. HANSEN, B. S. ProL ' o. Utah. Dramatic Art. Pres. Valnorn 4. HARRY J. OLSON. A. B. CATHERINE EYRING. B. S Proco. Utah. Pima. Arizona. Dramatic Art. Clothing and Textiles. Track Team 3. Debating 3. 4. Y. News 4. Banyan 3. Gamma Phi Omicron 3. 4. Block Y. 3. 4. Tau Kappa Alpha 4. Pres. Home Ec. Club 4. Vice Pres. Class 4. Cesta Ties LYNN T. SMITH. B. S. RAE RUST. A. B. Sanford, Colorado. Kanab. Utah. Sociology. Art. Banyan Staff 3. Y. News 4. Sec. Treas. Class 4. Sec. Studio Guild 4. ROSS DICKSON. B. 5 Morqan. L tah. Physical Education. Football 3. 4. Track 2. Male Glee I. 2, 3. 4. MARY BURCH. B. S. Provo. Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. Commerce Club. Home Ec. Club. HEBER F DENISON. B. S. Monti. Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. Male Glee Club 3. 4. Commerce Club 3. 4. Band 3. 4. FERDINAND K. STUCKI. B. S. St. George. Utah. Physical Education. Transferred from Dixie College f[ 44 ] MILTON R. HUNTER. B. S. Holden. Utah. Hisrory and Political Science. Wrestling 1 . Pres. Y. E. A. 2. CLEON C. SANDERS. Sephi, Utah. Horticulture. B. S. ANNA GRACE. B. S Sephi, Utah. Accounting. Ptes. LaOnaclea Sec. and Treas. Juab Club WILLIAM E MORTIMER. B. S. PrOL ' o. Utah. Mathematics. Glee Club J. Coriata. GENOVA L. ROBINSON. B. S. Vtllard. Utah. English. Transferred from U- A. C. RAY C. HOUTZ. B. S. PrOL ' O. Utah. Chemisirv- Track 1. 2. Y News Staff 2. Vice Pres. Young Chemical Society 4. ISABELLE DUTHIE. B. S Colonia Jaurez, Chih., Mexico Accounting. McDonald Scholarship 3. Orchestra 1. 2. 3. Commerce Club. Mexico Club. HUGH v. KING. B. S. ProLO. Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. Commerce Club 1. 2. 3. 4. PHYLLIS TREGEAGEL. B S ProfO, Utah. English. Transferred from U. of U. ELLIS EVERETT. B. St. Ceorqe. Utah. Mathematics. CHESTER GRAFF. B. Santa Clara. Utah. Sociology. Essays Contest 4. Orations 2. 3. Basketball 4. ORIN C. FULLER. B. S. Mesa. Arizona. Secondary Education. Transferred from State Teachers College. Arizona. Mates 4. ' I 45 ]. FRED KELSEY. B. S. Sprinpville, Utah. Physics. RICHARD H. THORNE, B. Spnngvilh. Utah. Physical Education. Yellmaster 2. Football 1. 2, 3. -i. Football Captain 3 Pres. Tausig. Block Y. Club. Alpha Delta 2. 3. RALPH J. CHRISTENSEN. B. S. Provo, Utah. Physics. DON C. CORBETT, A. PrOLio, Utah. Physical Education. Football 1. 2, 3, 4. Captain Football 4. Wrestling 2, 3, 4. Track 3. 4. Nuggets. Theta Alpha Phi 4. Block Y. Club. MARILLA GRAHAM. A. Provo. Utah. English. Y. News Staff 3. Deca Sema Fe. MARGARET E. JOHNSON, A. B. Ntimpa, Idaho. English. Deca Sema Fe. OWEN W. JOHNSON. A. B. ProL ' o. Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. MARGARET HANSEN, A. B. Provo. Utah. English. Valnorn 4. WARREN L. BEARDALL. B. Springville. Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. DONALD EAVIS, D. S. Spanish Fork. Sociology. .. Spanish Fork Club. ETHEL L. HANDLEY, A. B. Manti. Utah. Dramatic Art. Debating 1. 2. 3, 4. Vice Pres. Class 3. Vice Pres. Student Body 4. Drama League 3. Theta Alpha Phi. Tau Kappa Alpha, Beni Trovota. BOYD C. DAVIS, B. S. Provo. Utah. Horticulture. Ag. Club 2. 3. 4. r[46]y DAVID F, HART. B. S. Riqbs). Idaho. Political Science. Talmadge Essay 2. Sophomore Pres. Student Body Pres. 4 Nuggets. RULON C. JEPPESEN. A. B. Moore. Idaho. Physics. A. B- HELEN CARROLL ProL ' o. Utah. Dramatic Art. Thna Alpha Phi. Pres. Bcni Trovota 4. Class Sec. and Trcas. 3 CompJtitive Play 2. 3 PHIL M. ANDERSON. Elsinore. Utah. CommLTce. Oratorio 3 . Glee Club 3. 4. Pres. Sevier Club 4 B. S. NAOMI BROADBENT. B. Heber, Utah. Dramatic Art. Sec. Mask Club 3, Theta Alpha Phi. Gamma Phi OmJcron. Sec. of Class 2. BERNE P. BROADBENI. B. S. Provo. Utah. Horticulture. Stock Judging Team 2. Ag. Club Pres. 4. MARY GRAHAM. A. B. St. George, Utah. English. Debating 3. 4. Tail Kappa Alpha 3. 4. Block Y. Club 3. 4. FRED J- RICHAN. Proco, Utah. Botany. S u ' i m m i n g 3 , 4 . B. S. LENORE JOHNSON. Provo. Utah. English. Y News Staff 2. Banyan 4. A. B. W. RADCLIFFE ALLRED, B. S, Provo. Utah. History and Economics. REED R. PORTER. B. S. Provo. Utah. Finance and Banking. Alpha Kappa Psi. Sana Souci. Class Debating 1. 2. Track 1-4. Tennis 3. 4. Basketball 3. 4. Y News Staff 2-4. VERL VAN WAGENEN. B. S. Provo, Utah. Finance and Banking. Band 1. 2. 3. 4. 47 ]i ANTHONY I. EYRING. B. S. Pima, Arizona. Economics. Prcs. Arizona Club 3. JOHN BUCKWALTER. B. S. American Fork. Utah. Accounting .ind Business Administration. Alpha Kappa Psi. Commerce Club. Alpine Club. OWEN F. BURGENER, A. Ml ton. Utah. Music. Band 1. 2, 3. 4. Band Manager 4. Glee Club 3. NORMA JARMAN. B. S. Pleasant Grove, Utah. Clothing and Textiles. Opera 1 . Las Camaradcs. RAY B. CHRISTIANSON, B. S. Spanifih Fork . Utah. Horticulture. Ag. Club 2. 3. 4. Art Service 2. ZADA MAE BUSHNELL. B. S. Proco. Utah. Music. Opera I. GLEN S. LEE. A. Panquitch, Utah. History. DOROTHY HARMON. B. ProL o, Utah. Physical Education. Cesta Tics. WILLIS ROBINSON, B. S. Provo, Utah. Zoology. MARIAN AAGREN. B. S LeivisviUe. Idaho. History and Political Science. Transferred from Ricks College ALTON R. LARSEN. B. S. ProL ' o. Utah Political Science. Glee Club 3. 4. Mates. ROY S. McDANIEL. A. B- La Jara, Colorado. Educational Administration. f[ 48 ««!« - iJir: ' — TS  V Ji . tS HEBER DENNISON. B. S. Manti. Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. Malo Gtee Club 3. 4. Commerce Clob 3. 4. Band 3, 4. PAUL B. PEARSON. B. S. Oakleu. Utah. Animal Husbandry. Transferred from U. of U. ALBERTA P. SCORUP. A. B. Provo. Utah. Clothing and Textiles. D bating 3. Y. N-ws 3. Cesta ' ties 4. Banyan Staff 4. RALPH A. THACKER. B. S- Daniel, Utah. Mechanic Arts and Drafting- MARVA CRAWFORD. B. Enterprise. Utah. Foods and Nutrition. Y. D. D. Home Ec. Club. Dixie Club. LAVON YOUNG. B. S. Blanding, Utah. Mathematics. Circulation Manager of Y. News. NINA M. MILLER. B. S. Manti. Utah. Clothing and Textiles. Cesta Ties G. LOWRY ANDERSON. B. S. Sprinqville. Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. Pres. Alpha Kappa Psi. Tausig. EMELINE SIRRINE. B. S. Dtnole. Idaho. English. Transferred from U. of U. RAYMONT) T. BAILEY. B. S. Sephi. Utah. Secondary Education. Bus. Mgr. Studio Guild 4. Pres. Juab Club 2. Pres. Curiata. STANLY WILSON. B. Payson. Utah. Physcial Education. Pres. Payson Club 3. Athletic Trainer 3. Student Manager 3. Graduate Manager 4. LYEAN I. JOHNSON. B. S. Pleasant Grove. Secondary Education. Class D.bating 4. y[ 49 ] HOWARD D. ROBERTS, B. S. Provo. Utah. Animal Husbandry. Stock Judging 3. 4. Ag. Club. CLYDE I. FECHSER. A. Provo. Utah. Art. Pres. Studio Guild 4. Art Club 3, 4. French Club 1. 2. 3. Curiata. EUGENE F. PRATT. A. Arco. Idaho. German Jr. Prom Committee 3. Transferred from Idaho Technical Institute. PAMELLA LEWIS. B. S. Spanish Fork. Accounting and Business Administration. Vice. Pres. Commerce Club. GORDON CRANDALL. B. Spn ng ville . Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. Class Debating 2. Commerce Club 2. 3. 4. Alpha Kappa Psi 4. Bus. Mgr. Banyan 4. Sans Souci. VERNAL I. WORTHINGTON, B. S. Prove, Utah. Business Administration. Nuggets. Football 2. 3. 4. Block Y. Club. Alpha Kappa Psi. LOWELL BIDDULPH. A. B. Provo. Utah. Physical Education. Football 2. Basketball 1. 2. Pres. Block Y. Club 4. MARION L. RUSSELL. A. B. Eureka. Utah. English. Y. News Staff 3. Xmas Story Contest 4. IVA PHILLIPS, B, S. Sprinqville. Utah. Foods and Home Administration. Gamma Phi. Omicron. Home Ec. Club. MELBA DASTRUP. Provo. Utah. Music. B. S. NOBLE A. KIMBALL. B. Kanosh. Utah. Economics. Class Debating 1 . Alpha Kappa Psi 4. Sans Souci 4. ARTIE U. MINER. A. FairvieW. Utah. Political Science. Class Debating 4. Sans Souci 4. Y. D. D. y[50]y A. LYNN MILLER. B. S. Murray. Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. Track 1. 2. 3. 4. Football 2. 3. 4. Nuggets. Block Y. Alpha Kappa Psi. ELVA P. GEDDES. B. Preston. Idaho. English. LeGRANDE MANGELSON. B. S. Levan. Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. Pres. Juab Clnh 4. Y. D. D. Club. Commerce Club. ELMER H. SMITH. B. Beaier. Utah. Physics and Mathematics. Beaver County Club. MYRTLE E. JENSEN. Huntsville. Vtah. History. ' ' alnom. A. B. DONALD E. WTNTZ. Provo. Utah. Zoology . Y. News 4. Jordan Club 4. A. B. EDYTHE THAYNE. A. B. Moore. Idaho. English. ICTOR R. TA XOR. A. B. Provo. Vtah. Political Science. Students ' Manager Athletics 4. Nuggets. DELLA McBRIDE. B. S. Pima. Arizona. Hisiorv. Arizona Club. PRESTON O. ROBINSON. B. S. Farminaton . Utah. Accounting and Business Administration. Class Debating 4. Alpha Kappa Psi. Pres. of Sans Souci. HARRY V. ROWTANDS. A. B. ProLO. Utah. Zoology. Tausig. French Club. Spanish Club. Boxing I. NEWELL R FREI. B. Santa Clara. Utah. Political Science. Pres. Dixie Club 4. y[51]. AFTON A. WALDON. B. S- Morgan. Ulah. Physical Education. Male Glee Club 3. 4. STELLA HARRIS. A, B. Payson, Utah. Dramatic Art. Public S.Tvicc Bureau 3 . Thcta Alpha Phi. MELVIN LEAVETT, B. S. Bunker ville. Nevada. Agronomy. Ag. Club. Track 4. LOLA M. ELLSWORTH. B. S Safford, Arizona. Clothing and Textiles. Pres. Gamma Phi Omicron 4. ROBERT C. BRAITHWAITE. B. 5. lrco, Idaho. Art. Band 1. 2. 3. 4. Art Club Pres. 3. 4. Studio Guild 4. Curiata 4. ALBERT V. CORLESS. B. S. Paul. Idaho. Dramatic Art. San Souci. Football 3, 4. Competitive Play 2. 3. Mask Club Pres. 4. Idaho Club. ELLIS A. SANDERS. B. Nephi, Utah. Commerce. LUCILLE TUTTLE. A. B- Manti. Utah. Dramatic Art. Vice Pres. of A. W. S. 4. Vice Pres. Inner Social Council JAMES M. HOLLAND, B. S. Rigbu. Idaho. Educational Administration. MADGE PETERSON. B. S- Richfield. Utah Physical Education - Dramatics 1 , 2, 3. 4. Senior Play 4. Competitive Opera 2. 3. Thcta Alpha Phi 3. 4 Beni Trovota. FERN JUDE. B. S. Oqden. Utah. Dramatic Art. Competitive Play 2. 3. Senior Play. Miry Wooley Dramatic Reading Contest 3 Th-ta Alpha Phi Y. N?ws 4 Cesta Ties MAURINE HINKLEY. I Oqden. Utah. Dramatic Art, Competitive Play 4 Y. N:ws Staff 4 Cesta Tics ' [52] CLARA FARNSWORTH. B. S. Cedar Citu. Utah. English. La Onaclea. GAIL JOHNSON. B. S Aurora, Utah. Dramatic Art. Transferred from U. of THELA BUCHANAN. B. Blackfoot. Idaho. Economics. Y. News Staff 4. Junior Prom Committee. Cesta Ties Idaho Club. Typists ' Club. AFTON FINLINSON, B. S. Leamington, Utah. Foods and Nutrition. Gamma Phi Omicron 4. Millard Club Vice Pres. 1. Sec. and Treas. Deca Sema Fe 4. Home Ec. Club 1. 2. 3. EDNA C. SHELLEY. B. S. American Fork. Foods and Nutrition. Gamma Phi Omicron. Home Ec. Club. MARY L, BIRD. B. S. SprinQville. Utah. Clothing and Textiles. Gamma Phi Omicron 3. 4. Valnorn. Banyan Staff 4. VELAN D. CALL. A. B. Colonia Dublan. Chihuahua. Mexico. Agronomy. Track I. 2. 3. 4.. Block Y. Club. Pres. Mexico Club 4. Spanish Club 1 . 2. LOREN C BRYNER. B. S. Helper, Utah. Chemistry. Cask- VMlcy Club Pres. 3. Nuggets. Senior Play. Pres. Young Chemical Society 4. BLAINE O. LARSON. B. Prooo. Utah. Political Science. Swimming 2. Chorus 2. IRWIN D. RASMUSSEN. B. S. Mt. Pleasant. Utah. Zoology. Y. D. D. Club. Biology Club. JOSEPH T. BENTLEY. B. S. Colonia Juarez. Chihuahua. Mexico. Accounting and Business Administration. Track 1, 2. 3, 4. Band 2. Alpha Kappa Psi. Pres. Commerce Club 4. Banyan Staff 4. VERNAL J. SIMPSON, Oqden. Utah. English. French Club 4. Latin Club 3. A. B [33] THE STADIUM SITE Senior Class Project PERHAPS the greatest undertaking of the Brigham Young University at present is the stadium. The movement for the stadium had its beginning in 192 3 and since that time the classes of 1923, 24, 26, 27, and 28 have made stadium construction their project. The class of ' 28 will probably be the last to make Stadium their project. This year the class is proud of the fact that they paid in a larger project sum than any previous class. Nature has been kind to the B. Y. U. in supplying such a wonderful site. The hill to the east of the field rises abruptly, making a most ideal natural place for the seats to be arranged in convenient tiers. It is safe to say that there is ample room on this hill to afford seating accommodations for from eight to ten thousand people. The work is progressing rapidly at present. The stadium is not a dream. The work has so far progressed that there is very good reason to hope that the field will be suf- ficiently completed and the first block of seats installed for use during the coming season, the fall of ' 28. .[541 J U niDAS 1 .[55] Raynion..! O. T ake Evan M. Croft Lucille Wortlien Lucile Markham Clarence John Don 2. Decker Lucille Olson Owen Snioot Veda Portor Merrili Christopherson Vernon Merrill Grayton Leavilt Edith P.ee Ehna ' ance Clarence ?kousen Horace W ' liittle Caroline Eyring Ethylene Potter Reed Starley John V. Fitzgerald r[56]r Charles M. Berge Eldon Crowther Jennie Holbrook Sanoma Young Carr Gardner HentT D. Taylor Tena ' . Cl egg Marie Youkstetter Clifford Danger tie ' d Glen Peterson Evan T. Phillips Wendell Candland Alice Snyder Ora Thomas Louis W. Cbristensen Lenore Rasmupscn Reed L. Berret Lula McClel an Robert S. Corless Lyndon M. Croi i er ' [57] Harold Wright Jasper B. Smith Olive Harris Thola Miner Ira J. Markham Owen Cullimore Bee Parsons Glenn Dickson Nellie Hicken Oswarld L. Pearson Lavann Curtis Perle Wliite Margaret Dutliie Anna Smoot Lynn Furlong Merrill Stucki Katharine Taylor Wallace Wallentine Erman D. Heindselman Thoral Larson [58]r Ross L. Jensen D. ILldon Beck Virginia Smith Helen Mendenhall Lewis Miink Earl Garrett Helen Swenson Hilda Peterson Rulon Nelson Jean Po ill son Verona Fielding Alice Egbert ' elda Hansen Jewel Linebaiigli Helen McArthnr Harold Candlaiui Arlene Harris Ora Anderson Anna Peay ' elina Otteson y[59], Leland Boswell Clyde Sumsion Mary Basinger Gam Webb Clara Williamson Glenn S. Potter Alberta Johnson Dale Davis LeRoy Groberg Rrown Ingersoll Tames Ivie Karl M. llasinger Seana Roberts Ralph Simmons Norma Cliristensen William McCcard Hazel Aagard Zelda Hendersen Max Thomas Albert Datthge |t|Hlilliil ■[ 60 ]r III Hi lice Gilclirisl I ' liares Nieison ' erda Baclielm- Virginia Packard ' iiginia Smitli JIarie Kindred Evelyn lirnwn Marie Tervort :S[:SM Tolin Allen I. eland G. Larson Charles Wall Bob Allen Laurina Clay son Ila Miner Edith Aldrich Clare Christensen Mary Lee Florence Robinson Loree ' an ' agener . Cri mon Lewi: ' [61 ]■ Charles Merckley Glen Boyer James Jacob Sophomore Sophomore Sophomore Don Cluff Norma Thurber Alma W. King Sophomore Sophomore Sophomore Marion V, Halliday Hannah Reynolds Carl Lassen Freshman Alma Neilson Freshman Creed Kindred Freshman Horace Reid Freshman Freshman Irene Clayton Freshman Athelia Moffitt Special Vearl Plarel Freshman Freshman Boyd Rasmussen Freshman Paul Holt Freshman Warren Richardson Freshman Dorothy Powelson Sophomore Nelda Tanner Sophomore Eldonna Cox Sophomore Josinette Cook Freshman Eva Anderson Freshman May Terry Freshman Burgis Larsen Sophomore Grant Hastings Sophomore Reed V. Crystal Special Dale Anderson Freshman ' erland Nelson Freshman Alton Balle Freshman Elbert Anderson Sophomore Delece Andelin Freshman Charles R. McKell Freshman James C. Aagard Freshman K nmh W. Purcell Special Sliirley Raker I ' rcshman y[62]y Ref ' riniuccd by Courtesy of Artist David Nezvell and The Century Company. S0rH0(10A£S [63] Russel Magleby Eva Hortin May Baird Pearl Dahle Lydia Hansen Barney Doiigall Rose Hammond Anthon V. Haynir Blanche Nehon Mildred AUrcd W. Thalman Hasler Zina Murdock Helen Prior Bernice Holt Perry McArtluir Jex lioyai-.k Reta Gines ' erna Rappleye Hope Bingham Ruby Thurlinr Anthony I. Bentley Donald Fortheringham Leah Broadbent Virgie Beelar Florence Jones Newell W. Bown Inez Gibson Nellie Oaks W. G. Jackson Winnafred Heaton La ' on Christensen Thelma Gardner Florence Miller X ' erona Thorn Bird Kenneth Haslani r[64] Ma Gilchrist Elizabeth Romney Sylvia Harris Lera Benson Oral Beckstead Fred Moore Louise Spafford Mark Johnson Aline Manson Dorothy Decker Rulon Boyson Emily Jeffery Bessie Iverson Allie Dixon Rulon Tueller Grant Gardner Helen Romney Melba Allen Dezzie Farmer Rilda Bingham Lewis Sorenson Dean E. Terry Mary E. Dahl Vera S ho waiter Ruth Hanson J. Irel Hart Helen Weeks Geneve Shoell Ray Maglehy Nathella Tolboe Lloyd Bryiier Ora GledhiU Era Anderson Gladys King Ruth Scorup Fred A. Lewis .[65]r Osborne lleniie Eva Knudsen Ruth Musey Jenta Prince Bessie Hatton Claude Eggertsen Ethel Robinson Ralph V. Morgan Jane Farmer ' irginia Whittaker Grant Thurgood Nita Wakefield Etha Blake Ella Jorgenson Vernon Dusenbery H. ' ern Hardy Alene George Olive Gloria Mangum Ion- Dudley Mildred Sorensen Dean Durrant ernon S. Moore Lorna Call Alice Harton lone Dudley George Cooper Ida Tanner Hannah Scoficld Karl Bunni ' L Norma Wilson Merrill Bank Cliristine Hinckley La Rue Neilsen Billie Bean Mercedes Poulson Bert rand Harrison illliiiillllliillllilllilillll r[ 66 ] MiU Hcndricki Thella Mallary Esmont Jensen Gueltla Johnson Bessie Collins llaioM J. Whiting Lorraine ( ' hipni;m Grant Christopherson Evelyn Ostlund Emily Wright Donald Mcnill Lenore Rich Genile Allred Lenore Kimball Lowell Johnson Lamar Whiting Alice I ' rinton Erma Brasher The! ma Hassell Stella Singleton Jay Painter Frank Whiting Anna Hughes Katie llaymorc Mildred Davis Lorimer Christenson Blanche Thomas Dclsa Talhurst riuish Moore Nora Ford George L. Syme Naonia Seamount Fern Hansen Kathleen Bench Arde.Ia Ludlow Milo Jloody 67]f Wendell Jacob Verilc Dixon Clifford Knudsen Lawrence Leak John Suell Wesley Porter George Madsen Naomi Startup Caralyn Scorup Thelma Bown Lucretia Ashby Gerald Lee Frances Swan Gladys Sorenson Wm, S. Lewis Alton Kartchner Marie Bills Mark Gardner Una Peterson Barnice Barton Roy Gibbons Tom Nuttall ' e Bnhman Cyrel Whittle Dale Pearson Edna Ball Elene Clegg Ruth Coleman Hazel Nuttal Ralph Sylvester Loran E. Skousen Mark Jenkins E. Blackham Merrill Hone E. H. Devy Basil Skousen I ' ■■ i f{ 68 ] racsiicicfi f[69]f LaVel Jackson Iris Robinson Fred Christensen Marjorie Sparks Isaac Dunford Eva Stice Laurence Olpin Christi Eldridge Eldon Jensen Mildred Dickson LaVell Parsons Anna Petersen Eldon Brinley Eleanor Jones Lynn Broadbent Margretta Farrer Clayton Sorenson ' anda Pettie Ralph Olpin June Smith Agnes Skinner Faun Bunnell Greydon Robinson Jesse Farley Noel Bown Lydia Hood Royce Knight Bertha Vogel Louis D. Perkins Jennie Brimhall MignonMichealson Nita C. Carbine Wayne I IcConkie Alecn Wheeler C. H. Mitchell Eugenia V ' audrey DeVon Stewart Morell Wakefield La ' on Orem Myrtle Nordfars Myrtle Iverson Synthia Larsen Griffith Kimball Eilene Chipman Miles Haslam Ella Brockbank Wm. Evan Josepliine Sanford Lorin Millet llil !i!!l f[70]y SftQS Me Pete Helen 1). Clarke Waniia Bushnell Gerald Anderson Stanley Bailey Irma Johnson Anna Fitzgerald James Jensen Lola Strong Harry Plummer Ralph Cook LaRue Snow Rulon Winget Viola Holladay Josei h Allen ' e .oy Terry Wallace Boswell Mercy Nelson Hailey Bird Wilma Sorenson Ada Jensen Josephine Berry Julia Faux Leah Neiison Ruby Bartholomew Dean Terry Morris Rasmussen Naomi Ellison liarr Washburn Maurine Allen Glen iiicent Fern Wittwer James Anderson Ada Green T)ix M. Jones Sadie Rogers Orville Stanficld Daisy Rappleye ( laude Snow Marie Cliilds Ross Grayham Evelyn Nelson Joseph C. Goff Ruth Stephenson Clifford G. Price Virginia Booth Lyndon Dickson Elaine Thompson Orman Weight r[71] d-S Lawrence Bodily Christine Johnson Camille Olson Orville Larscn Aneeline Lovell Maxine Davis Dan Christensen Mayme Laird A. C. Hull Mary Monson Darwin Ellett Linda Randall VVilma Bearson Blanche Jones Evelyn Bryner La Rue Goold Lena Bishop H. Vernon VVentz Ella Farnsworth George R. Wilks Anna Ostlund Lloyd Hayes Vivian Leavett Ruby Brasher Maurine Clifford Donald Corless Dorothy DuRmore Euphamia Hunter Owen Skousen Van Rowley Ada Showalter Bert Lewis Myrtle Peterson Thora Pickett Melba Blackburn Ara O. Call Jennie Knudsen Lorene Randall Lazelle Jones Francis Chesley Josephine McKee Parker Fillmore Clara Clement Erma Petersen Jewel Willardsen Booth Cook Zella Perry Genevieve Morgan R. J. Dyches ■4- 111 ' [72] III Walter Jensen Lola Strong Audrey Jackson Clarence Wilson Fern Clayton Alta Braithwaite Edith BartholomewLawrence Jackson Rozena XeUon Harvey Ford Reed Phillips M. Huntington Maurine Wclker Wilson McConkie Katie Ludlow Atha Baum Evelyn Curtis Reed Weight Wilma Boyle Arthur H. Lee Clarence Taylor Zella Stewart Maurine Christensen Harold Holdaway Belle Harris Cleone Olsen Mary Dix Roy Oaks Delia Robertson Ralph Harraer Earle Larson Verna Burnliam Ruth Olson Warren Richardson Zendo Wentz Aleen Madsen Ralph A. Ericksen Bcrnice Jensen Margaret Broadbent Mariara Wing Athella O. Richins Ethel Tregeagle Aileen Steadman Fern Birch Flora Robertson Allie Jensen Jess Farr Marjorie Reeves Boyd W. Madsen f[7i]f Owen J. Moon Jetta Wincar Grant BiUtle .Margaret Clegg llunald C ' olley Clara AnJcrson Willis R. Dunkley Edith Rich RoUo M. Rich Helen Mangelson Mark Patterson Maxine Clayton Harry Don glass Anna M. Spotten R. E. CJardncr Novell Startup Henry Stewart Dorothy Jones Artlnir Zal)riskie Delia Burch Grace Hassell Agnes Killpack Elouise Myrup Eleanor Kelly Earl Robin ' ion Ethel Cropper Lee Spencer (_)live Betteridge Alma Kartchner Ruth Smart Edna Reynolds Bryce Wadley L!r yd ' illiani,s Almira Burrai.ton Erma Harris La Vern Greene Ray Hansen Nola Ford Joy Aagard Delbcrt Groberb Bradford Jensen Ethel Buchanan Karl Ealiff Elaine Paxman Farrell CoIIett R. G. Clark Austin Haywood Helen Hales Sterling Evans .[74]r % HfQHSCtl im, C ' [75] Kent Johnson President Ruih LlhCHlV Vice-President iMARY HOLBROOK Secy, and Treas. Robert Bushman Dramatic Mgr. High School THE inauguration of new events and activities has been the cause of the growth experienced in the High School this year, ' 27- ' 28. Among the new features of the High School this year was the organization of the new Pep Clubs. Sweaters were obtained by all members and these clubs greatly increased the enthusiasm for athletics in the High School. Regular student body assemblies were also added and were sponsored mostly by student talent. Social activities increased greatly during this year and many unique parties resulted. Among them were the Annual Junior Promenade, a Rags and Tatters Ball, the Senior Hop, and regular High School dances. The Prom proved to be the main event of the year socially. College Prom decorations were used and as a special feature of the evening, a Spanish Dance Act was given. At the Rags and Tatters Party old clothes were in order and cider and doughnuts aided greatly in keeping up the spirit of the evening. A Rippin good time was had by all. The Hop given by the class of ' 2 8 was also one of the most unusual events of the year. Easter features and decorations were part of the evening ' s entertainment. An annual High School Day was instituted this year. The High School was host to the Institution and sponsored all activities of the day. This is to become an annual event. One of the features in which the college has co-operated with the High School is the allotment of a book within the Banyan and space in the Y News for High School activities. The Dramatic Art, Forensic and Athletic Departments have all been enlarged upon this year. The Annual Competitive Play, His Best Investment, and several one-act plays have been success- fully staged by the Dramatic Art Department. Debating, which was inaugurated last year had a success- ful growth this season. RAGS AND TATTER PARTY iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ' itiiiiiiiiiPitiiP r[76] Chauncey Harris Josephine Wells Charlie Carroll Vi- Merrill Kermit Soreiisoii Cecil Clark Di June Phillips Merle Vance Dorothy Jacob Proctor Hinckley Maxine Wimmer Grant Penrod Helen Forsyth Metla Crawford Raymond Lewis Saxon Porsyth Arthur Olson Sarah Dixon Wayne Gonder Leona White Zelma Winterton Leland Ottosen Gertrude Sauer Everett Batchelder Norma Jackson Elmer Jacobsen Delenna Taylor Ruth Holbrook Rovvlee Smart Aline Coleman Neff Smart Zella Cox Burnell Aagard Anne Snow Vera Merrill Harry Forsyth Mary Dunkley Dick Peacock Louise Swenson Kenneth Stringhani Sina Brimhall Paul Chipman Anne Lovell Frank Harris Louise Forsyth Alma Hansen Gladys Draper Aldwyn Smith y _77]f HIGH SCHOOL PLAY f ? His Best Investment Cast Fortunec Randolph Sarah Dixon Beverly Gray Louise Swenson Betty Jane Bailey ' ivian Merrill Alison Cortland Sina Bn ' mhall Christine Whitman Rose Liechty Pricilla Page Gertrude Sauer Susanne June Phillips Van Rensellar Cortland Elmer Jacobsen John Cortland Alma Hansen Uncle Toby Burnell Aagard Senator Jerome Aldwyn Smith Billy Breckenridgc Robert Bushman HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR PROM iiliiliil iilllllilllllliiJli iilllliyi|(lllliilllililHllllill Y[7S]Y aHiH_. Neff Smart HIGH SCHOOL TENNIS TEAM Kent Johnson Shirley Wilson Wilson Booth Aldie Smith GREAT improvement was noted in Athletics this year. Basketball and tennis were the outstanding sports. Although the Wildcats did not win the championship of the Alpine division, thev played good ball throughout the entire season. The Wildcats made an exceptional showing in tennis this year. Though many letter men were lost from the squad, they came through winning the singles and doubles at the annual relay carnival. Many High Schools were represented, but the exceptional playing of the Y net men brought them out on top. The singles were won by Kent Johnson. Aldwyn Smith and ' ilson Booth took the doubles. All in all, the increased social activities and school spirit have resulted in one of the most enjoyable years the High School has known. Front Row — Coach Lowell Biddulph, Paul Chipman. Wilson Booth. Kent Johnson. Merle Vance. Aldie Smith. Neff Smart. Back Row — Shcltcn Hayes. William Wilson. Drayton Nuttall. Lloyd Young, Rowlee Smart. HIGH SCHOOL BASKET BALL TEAM f[79]f iilGH iCHOOL SNAPS [ 80 ] ■ TfMCtiS [81]y [82]r Cougar Tracks Glciidoucr — can Ctill s[i rits from tin- iiisf Jeep. Hotspur — Why so can I, or so can any man, but iiill they come when yon du call for them ? — Shakespeare. IF you would be a Glendower, follow the trail of the massive cougar across the field of 1927-28. Each print of the powerful paw has stamped indelibly an outstanding achievement, an adventure, a lastmg friendship. Like the trick of memory, the tracks may wander, and should the journey become wearisome, find your favorite dream and rest. IN THE LIBRARY [83]y FROSH RULE BREAKERS AND COURT SCENE  ■[ 84 ] ■ THE AUTUMN LEAF HIKE ON TIMPANOGOS .[85]. TRACKS Pacing foot prints indicate a restless cougar, impatient to be off and because they occur at the first of the school year, it is safe to conclude that they represent Autumn registration. Aimless wandering from building to building, up and down hill, soon set- tles into definite, well-trodden paths which echo with steady footsteps and chorused greetings. You are reminded perhaps of the excellent field for the inventive genius to make such contributions as the one way road, a rapid method of locomotion, a new salu- tation to break the monotony of the hello that fairly hail upon the weary pedestrian, but somehow, they need no change now. The echo dies. A sudden stillness steals over the field, ghastly after the merry march of the college company. Is the mascot losing pep? Just to ourself we whisper the dreadful question and sigh with relief and expand with pride when a weathered paper reminds us that the first issue of the semi-weekly appeared at this time. To read the RALLYS AND THE GAME BY WIRE f[ 86 ]f TRACKS publication, comment on it, and rejoice over such an accomplishment are sufficient rea- sons for a brief delay. In it we re-read the Frosh formula for correct conduct and sense again the feeling of concern or excitement that the announcement brought. Police forces soon began extended sessions and many erring infants were led by the Sophomores before the Senior Judge where predicted and unheard of punishments were meted out unselfishly. Truly innocence proved painful bliss. Spank, spanketv, spank, spank! From the forlorn Frosh we dance on to the same accompaniment, but no longer in a minor key, down a path made merry by melody. The haunting spirit reminds us of the return of the Cougar Quartet, the Spanish Senor and Senora, and Andy ' s favorable rating in the state radio contest. FOOTBALL AND HEROES r[87]r FOUNDERS ' DAY PARADE y[ 88 ] FOUNDERS ' DAY PARADE TRACKS However, we couldn ' t appreciate all this until after the Get Acquainted Social. Line up again here and review Who ' s Who and Why. It is a trifle crowded and you may not remember all the names but you ' ll catch again the spirit of the Y good- fellowship — and you ' ll belong — no longer a stranger on the outside. Now the field becomes a net-work of luring lanes and by-paths. The flood of time is setting on We stand upon its brink. A few guideposts will aid in a wise selection if time is seriously limited. Should one follow the paths to the Jamborees, remembering will be flavored with ghosts of doughnuts and cider, lollypops and apples. The apple still seems to have the traditional power when held by a woman for the San Souci left the cider and succumbed BANYAN PROGRAM [ 90 ] TRACKS to the apple. Really they shouldn ' t be blamed for everyone or his or her representative was there from Santa Claus to baby Sue in characteristic costumes. If you are content, remain until you have reviewed the entire scene, but I must point out other paths for those whose interests lead elsewhere. Thousands of fascinating memories are aroused when one retraces the steps of the Autumn Leaf Hiker. The gorgeous splendor of fail colors, the thrill of attamment as one reaches the top, the comradeship that one found on the way blend into thoughts of other trips, adventure, romance. Wherever your fancy leads you, in time you come back to this tradition-trodden path — the anniversary celebration of our Alma Mater. It is a day of history and prophecy in which former achievements are reviewed and admired and future pos- INITIATIONS AND COMMERCE BARN DANCE ' [91 ] ' FOOTBALL RALLYS ■•WATCHING THE GAME ' TRACKS sibilities, hopes and ambitions, formed. The Frosh boastfully remind us of their vic- tories, for on that day they buried the Snow team under a 12 — score and settled the Y-cleaning account by defeating the Sophs in a Tug O ' War. Disrupted continuity calls for the assistance of a geologist. He tells us that there is a break between the older and the younger tracks and we marvel that even in foot- prints youth and age disagree. However it is nothing more serious than a Conference recess. This is further illustrated and confirmed by a similar break in the Spring tracks. And we are off again. Be careful before you make your conclusion concerning these fancy steps. Haste often brings the false decision that they indicate another performance of the Cougar quartet, but look closer. The way the claws turn, one recognizes that they record the first and latest appearance of the Bunyan Quart Cup, the Banyan program and the LOAN FUND COMM ' Tl 1 Handlev. Thomas. Gibbons. Hughes. Hart LOAN FUND BALL [94] TRACKS picture-taking demonstration. Parallel to it is the path which guides to the Y News program which partly revealed the numerous talents of our editor. Step carefully for a smoldering fire kindled by friendly enemies is hidden here which rash remarks might irritate and cause us all to be buried like Pompeii of old. You may speak a little louder because Glen ' s wild-west hat quite covers his ears and Star ' s saxophone makes him sound proof. I can ' t tell the age of the disturbance. It hasn ' t ended and therefore probably never began, but we are staying too long in this one spot. We ' ll have to forgive these swaggering prints for they indicate a real victory over Western States College, 60 — 7. True, we didn ' t win all the ball games, but we were unexcelled in pep and enthusiasm. Remember the rallies? This path takes us to them. They ' re certainly worth more than a passing thought and you ' ll want to find your favorite and linger there thinking CUR GANG AND THE GANG [95]. THE JUNIOR-SENIOR APACHE PARTY [96] The Cross Country Run — Won by ' Tony Bcntic) Time, 22:47; Charles Mcrkeley, 23;57. Sophomores Eal the Turkey .[97 ]. TRACKS about your mustache singed in the torch light parade. Quite a calamity to befall the object of weeks of devotion, but that little blond gave you her vanity case to carry and forgot to ask for its return, so after all it was a great occasion. You must show a Sophomore card if you have a slice of this turkey that Tony ' s cross country run won for his class. If you cannot qualify for the eating, you can join in the praise for the victor. Looks as though Sophs are running things about here for following Thanksgiving victory is the Loan Fund Ball, remembered for the successful achievement of a worth- while ideal, a tradition of the class and an evening of unforgetable pleasure. The conviction that the Second Year class was alone in the school is dispelled by a visit to this section which rivals Ireland in color. Discarded green caps effectively tell of the emancipation of the infants. Frosh Day was all that the name implies. To them THE CHRISTMAS ART CARNIVAL BALL r[ 98 ]f TRACKS was given the management of the day ' s issue of the Y News, the student-body pro- gram and dance, all of which they capably conducted. However, they over stepped the limits of their freedom and assumed too much, even the costume of the upper classmen. As a result. President Bruce sacrificed his trousers below cost at an auction sale. After a few similar sales, the trial and error method succeeded admirably and corduroy re- mained the undisputed privilege of the Juniors and Seniors. In spite of the merriment here is a fossil tear in this quarter ' s end shale which must mean another burst of rapture, perhaps your own over an unearned A. We hope that the keeper of the books will not hold it against you at the Judgment Day. Clubs and classes must be temporarily forsaken since Social Units demand attention. This guide will direct vou to vour own and what a reunion you will have — troubles and joys of organization, constitutions, programs, parties — something for everyone. BANYAN MATINEE DANCE AND CANDY SHOWER r[ 99 ]f THE FROSH PRESIDENT WEARS CORDS TO COUNCIL MEETING y[ 100 ] WILD LIFE AT THE GIRLS ' JAMBOREE f[ 101 ]y TRACKS But clubs will not be submerged for long and here commerce students entertain at a barn dance. That ' s the hayrack now, bound for the country social. Aprons and over- alls are suitable costumes, but don ' t dance too hard, because the Christmas carnival and candy shower is near by. There the Banyan gave the sales prizes, announced the celeb- rities and gave everyone candy — just a suggestion of the holiday joys to follow. If you are a senior and haven ' t eaten too many sweets, come to the class party and enjoy again the popcorn and candy, program and Christmas tree, even if it does mark a victory for the boys who proved themselves champion salesmen and won the party at the girls ' expense. Your own devise for recording your Christmas holiday will have to assist you here since the cougar tracks are silent and the field is barren. ;-j :. jftfir-:.jg ' ,ggs ARTISTS OF WINTER [ 102 ] TRACKS When the tracks start again, rice along the way reminds us that Mrs. Ken and Mrs. Dick appeared at this point in the cougar ' s journey. Leadership, although not entirely as students had planned (we didn ' t get a holiday) was according to professors and visitors, highly successful. The results of unexpected exams administered by substitutes while instructors attended classes, are not such cheer- ful memories. Of course we don ' t remember tests. I just discovered my red-penciled blue-book that had in some manner escaped the fiery furnace. Look! That ' s the ghost of the lost carnival that hovers over this forlorn spot. Didn ' t know the event meant so much. His mournful demeanor makes all visitors regretful. The faint wail of steel guitars drives the sad spectre back to his icy mound and lures us to enchanted ground. Its never-failing charm quite transforms you. Your eyes U. OF U. STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT VIEWS Y. CAMPUS Lll E [ 103 ] THE GLEE CLUB TOURS [ 104 ] SOUTH WITH THE GLEE CLUB  ■[ 105 Jr TRACKS sparkle as you, in fancy, adjust the perfect tie or inspect the immaculate shirt front; arrange the exquisite corsage bouquet or smooth the wrinkleless frock. Marvelous arrangement of color, bewitching perfume, gay laughter mingle in memory as the Junior Prom. Again you are more successful than Hotspur at conjuring up departed spirits for in this very cougar track Stan ' s white-robed, girlish figure beckons one to the Pep Vodie, a motley array of clever, well-planned and presented entertainments. So keen was the competition that a tie for first place resulted. Memory readily leaps on to the Junior Vodie, a traditional event originally worked out. Milestones, the competitive play, was an event valuable alike to participants and listeners. Drama fans will probably wish to bask in Yellow Sands and enjoy again the State Play Contest. AFTER THE GAME [ 106 ]r TRACKS While you rest, Tony dashes past, setting the pace in another cross country run. Victories seem to be a habit with him. We marvel that the cougar walked so sedately when he welcomed our national champ. The recollection of it still causes a thrill of pride. A half-holiday, parade, program, matinee dance, banquet, were included in Bud ' s welcome home celebration which rain didn ' t upset since the day ' s hero was entirely at home in water. And while we are reviewing accomplishments, it is an appropriate time to listen again to Tam-Man Nacup, written by a member of our own teaching staff, William F. Hanson, and to recall the national essay contest and loving cup won by Caroline Eyring. Surely the memory of association with those who have achieved is priceless. It is cruel to scatter contented thoughts by such a commotion, but right in the middle of the election campaign, Some Girl appeared and about upset the normal BOYS WUL BE GIRLS [ 107 ]y COLLEGIATE? r[ 108 ]y TRAINING SCHOOL ACIIVlIlhS f[ 109 ]r TRACKS campus life. The cougar certainly was side-tracked, however the student body recov- ered in time to elect the best man and set the mascot back in line. About this time, days not only were numbered, but also designated by distinguished titles. On Girls ' Day, boys had an opportunity to see whether or not their popularity was mirrored reflection of their own opinion, for women asked and men acquiesced. Program, banquet, dance and an all girls ' play are interesting reminiscences. If you members of the sterner sex were not duly recognized at this time, perhaps you h ad your chance on Honor Day. ' Tis not the traditional Honor Day that we find recorded, but a reunion of all former as well as present honor students. The participants came, literally, from the four corners of the earth, could the proverbial saying brave the test of science. ON FOREIGN LANDS AND THE HIGH SEAS [ no ] TRACKS And then the day of days for the cap and gown possessor — Senior Day, breakfast, program and Senior Ball together with all the pomp and exercises accompanying a gradu- ating class — happy memories for you who left and inspiration for you who remain. Wander where you will upon the field, you will find something of interest. Art courses, musical entertainments, matinee and regular student body dances, special recitals, contests, track meets, class programs and parties — all have combined to make the year worthwhile. With these few illustrations your imagination and memory will revive the entire scene and you may live again the happv college days, for thoughts are linked by many a hidden chain. Awake but one, and lo, what myriads arise! Each stamps its image as the other flies! TO L1 ' E A. D LH.ARN — THE WORLDS OUR CAMPUS Parker. Sculptor, Visits the Y ' [ 111 Jr ART CLASSES AT THE ALPINE SUMMER SCHOOL [ 112] evbuoMioii 4 113 1 C. Irwin Star Editor Nelson Max Taylor Business Manager CCATJ? Y News IN line with the general progressive program which has been carried out by our worthy President Harris, the Y News began this year with the inauguration of a semi-weekly. Further consolidating the organs in and pertaining to the institution, the editor, C. Erwin Nelson, and the general alumni secretary, A. Rex Johnson, came to an agreement whereby the entire fourth page of each Tuesday issue of the school paper should be devoted entirely to alumni news. Also, it was agreed that the Alumni secretary should be permitted as much editorial space in the same issue as he desired. Thus, the circulation of the Y News was increased by one thousand copies weekly, and the Alumni were furnished with a more complete and intimate insight into student activity and progress. A conservative editorial policy has been followed throughout the year, although the editor has stood firmly for his convictions, for the students, and for any progressive move or moves for improvement. The Y News has reached a total circulation of 2,431 copies, including the student campus circu- lation, the advertising list, the Alumni list, the exchange list, and the independent subscribers. This year the activities of this student body have been read of in the official news organ in Australia, New Zealand, Mexico, Germany, France, England, Switzerland, Austria, Canada, South Africa, Hawaiian Islands, Society Islands, Samoan Islands, Brazil, Argentina, more than half of the states of the Union, all of the counties of Utah but six, and into one-fourth of the homes of Provo city. The wide circulation is greatly accredited to the missionaries sent out from the school, practically all of which received the paper. The paper has been published with dispatch, has paid for itself, and has built up a friendly attitude toward it in the school. Newell Bovvn Circulation Wendell Candland Circulation w. Clarence John Advertising Manager T. Delice Andelin Assistant Manager i 114 ]f Y NEWS STAFF Robert Allen Nita Wakefield IJertrantl Harrison Lawrence Lee (atlierine Kyring Lowell Johnson T. Anthony Bentley Selena Roberts Ted Hansen Agnes Killpack Roy Gibbons Louise Swenson Melba Blackburn ' ernon Wentz Fern Judge Harold Cand ' and Tbela Bucbanan Don Wentz W ' ilford OUon Leonore Kimball James Jacobs Lucille Markham Reed Porter Maurine Hinckley i. Genevive Morgan WesL-y Porter Josinctte Cook Lyndon M. Cropper Arlene Harris Anna Smoot Eleanor Kelly Lewis Munk Rae Rust Garn Webb Bernice Barton Glenn Dickson [115]. Glenn S. Potter Editor Gordon Crandall Business Manager The Banyan T IVE and let live well illustrates tlie aim of the 1927-28 Banyan staff. Enjoy to ■L the fullest extent the best of life that is within one ' s reach and then, when has taken and given freely, record it in a bound volume, that it too, may live and be a glad reminder of the glorious past. The year has displayed problems to be solved. Limited finance with which to achieve an expensive goal has necessitated careful planning. We regret that our ideal has had to be trimmed to fit a painfully narrow budget, as a result many desired elements were omitted but more things of greater value remain. In featuring student activity, it is with the belief that in this manner, every stu- dent ' s interest will be served. Less of the conventional contents of an annual are offered, with an enlarged campus section and a bigger and better Bunyan as special features. The artists, with a wild-life motif, have attempted to draw us out of our miniature world into closer sympathy with nature and her children. Our one aim has been, that through unbounded time, this school year will live as recorded in 1927-28 Banyan and give to those who finger its pages, life again in B. Y. U. In this thought, as a group of fellow students who have watched with interest growth and expansion and preserved the best of the year ' s activity as we have seen it, we rejoice and trust that the result of our effort will meet with your approval. If this is so, we regret nothing — the days of work, nights of concern, hurry and bustle to fill the space in the alloted time will be happy reminiscences. y[ 116 ]r THE banyan- STAFF Crismon Lewis Photographer M. RY Bird Seniors Mary Lee Arrangement Alice Egbert Artist SiNA BRIMHALL High School Le Nore Johnson Calendar Reed Starley Pictures IDorothy Decker Typist Farrell Collett Artist Wilma Boyle Typist Alberta Scorup Clubs Stanley Hardy Circulation Mgr. Evan M. Croft Assistant Circulation Mgr. Alta Braithwaite Typist Ralph Simmons Sports Joseph Bentley Advertising Mgr. f[ U7]Y Thanks To further show our gratitude to those who have been of great help to the Banyan this year, we wish to introduce to the reader some men, several of whom are not in any way connected with our school, who have been willing to aid with this publication. The world is our campus, will be readily under- stood when one sees what we have gathered from all over the United States. Mr. Walter J. Wihverding, a famous animal artist of Minneapolis, Minn., has sent us an illustration of a Bull Moose, which is vised as the divisional sheet for the Senior section. Through the aid of The Federal Schools, Inc., of Minneapolis, and the courtesy of Mr. Wilwerding, we have a wonderful color picture of a cougar to use as frontispiece. Mr. Wilwerding knows animals, because of a life-long study of them in their native haunts. From fourteen years of age until twenty, he was an apprentice in a taxidermy, where he learned animal anatomy, invaluable in his later work as a painter of animls. As he gained knowledge of animals and their ways, he decided to paint them instead of hunting them as he had been doing for scientific collections. He has illustrated many magazines and has painted many cover designs. He is at present on the faculty of the Federal Schools, Inc. Seeing some of Benson B. Moore ' s work advertised we wrote him and by way of a reply we received a wonderful dry-point etching of a cougar which is used opposite the dedication page. Mr. Moore is an artist and etcher of Washington, D. C, and is famed for his etchings of animals. He is a student of the Corcoran School of Art, and is a member of numerous art organizations. He was awarded first prize by the Mississippi Art Association at the Mississippi State Fairs of 1925-1926 for his etchings. His work has been exhibited in many art exhibits, among them the International Exhibition of Etchings at Florence, Italy, in 1927. David Newell, of Fruitland Park, Florida, artist and author, is the very type that fits in well with our art theme. He sent a pen drawing of a bear which is used as Sophomore divisional sheet. Mr. Newell is a real out of door man and writes as well as he draws. His book Cougars and Cowboys would be of interest to anyone who loves stories of the real out-of-doors. Through the courtesy of The Century Pub- lishing Company, the illustration and a copy of the book was sent to the Banyan editor. Mr. Newell is well known in the writing field for his stories and illustrations. In a response to an appeal for aid, Kay Russen, artist, of Salt Lake City, made two special illustrations for the book. One is an illustration of a deer used as divisional sheet for the Junior Class and the other is a drawing for the dedication page for the Bunyon. Mr. Russon ' s suggestions and ideas have been very helpful throughout the year. The Banyan would be incomplete without the aid of our old friend George K. Lewis, otherwise known as Georkee. Having the interests of the book at heart, he has aided in every way possible, even though he is not in school this year. His illustration of a wildcat is used as a divisional sheet for the High School. A write-up on Professor Eastmond, who contributed a decorative wild life study and many invalu- able suggestions, will be found elsewhere in the book. Our photographers, Walter P. Cottam, Homer Wakefield, and Crismon Lewis deserve special men- tion for their invaluable help. In our last minute rush we have, Glenn Dickson, De Alton Partridge, Bob Allen to thank for their efforts in completing sections needed. Glenn has burned much midnight oil to help complete the Bunyon, while De Alton has helped throughout different parts of the book. Bob completed the debating and Y News writeups. With special thanks to the business manager, Gordon Crandall, Clarence John, the Banyan staff and all others, we present this book for your consideration. r[ lis oe m i «Q  ■[ 119 ]y A. C. Lambert Chairman of Debating Council Robert K. Allen Debating Manager Debating Wm. J. Snow Member of Debating Council SIXTEEN debating awards were made to successful students in their forensic endeavors during the season of 1927-28, for participation in nine debates. An innovation in debating annals took place near the close of the season in the form of a radio debate between the Brigham Young University and the University of Southern California. William B. Henley and Stanley R. Hopper of the California school met Donald P. Lloyd and Don B. Cluff in a regularly scheduled debate on Thursday night, April 5, on the question: Resolved: that the results of the recent great World War have tended toward world peace, and at the conclusion of the debate it was decided that Brigham Young would meet them again the following Saturday on the question: Resolved, that the United States should cease to protect by armed force, capital invested in foreign countries except after formal declaration of war, on which question the visitors were better prepared. Through the cooperation of Earl J. Glade of KSL, and H. R. Merrill of the local institution, an hour was obtained, and a very successful encounter was staged over the ether, for the first time in the history of the Brigham Young university, and the second time in the history of the State. A compliment should be here extended to Don B. Cluff and Glenn Dickson who were the Young University speakers in the radio debate. They prepared their speeches after ten o ' clock the day of the debate. This was made necessary due to a misunderstand- ing as to the side of the question, and the undesirability on the part of the other Y debaters to change sides. They were complimented from a good many sources on their fine performance, despite the haste of preparation. The financial condition of the department was seriously impaired by the cut from the deficits of last year, but, generally speaking the season was as successful as it has usually been. Upwards of thirty men and fifteen girls tried out during the course of the year, and much new material was uncovered, and according to the debating council, a very promising outlook has been developed for next year. Two contract debates have been arranged in Southern California for next year, with a possibility of two more. This assures one good trip next year, as has been the policy of the department. The debaters this year traveled into Montana and Idaho, but finances curtailed the extensiveness of the campaign. f[ 120 ] ■ Caroline Eyring Agnes Skinner Helen Romney Catherine Eyring Linda Randall Mary Graham Ethel Lowry Handley Girls ' Debating BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY placed second in the state debating this year, by virtue of a victory at Logan, and an adverse decision on the local platform in competition with The University of Utah, January 27. Considering the fact that there were but three letter debaters in competition this year, the showing is to be complimented. The debaters who made the trip to Logan were: Ethel Lowry Handley, captain; Helen Romney, and Catherine Eyring, and they were accompanied by Elmer Miller, of the Debating council, and chauffeured by the manager of the department. Very hos- pitable treatment was reported, which will be referred to again in the Banyan. The local debaters on the triangle question; Resolved, that the modern system of installment buying should be condemned, were: Mary Graham, captain, Caroline Eyring, and Agnes Skinner. Utah was awarded the decision in this encounter, but the showing was said to be creditable. Agnes Skinner, a freshman, and Caroline Eyring, a junior, had not before represented the school in competition. The only interstate debate during the season was between the University of Wyoming and Brigham Young, on the question: Resolved, that too many people go to college. Young University upheld the affirmative, and were represented by Caroline Eyring and Lynda Randall. The debate was a no-decision affair, presided over by Dr. Christen Jensen of the political science department of the local institution. The visitors reported a very pleasurable impression of the school and of the city and surroundings. Perhaps the most unusual feature of the debating season was the awarding of a twelve-inch silver trophy to Ethel Lowry Handley for four years of participation in inter-collegiate debating. Ethel is the only student, male or female, to ever accomplish the feat of debating four years, and the council wishes to compliment her. Don B. Cluff Glenn Dickson Elroy Nelson Triangles THE men ' s triangle debates opened the season for 1928 on February 3, the same night as the Y Junior prom, which probably accounted for the very poor turnout to the debate held on our own campus. The Young debaters were unable to place in the competition, and it might be said that the triangles was the worst showing made during the entire season. Don B. Cluff, captain, and Ellsworth Weaver, a new man from Weber College, traveled to Salt Lake to debate the negative of the question: Resolved, that the United States should cease to protect by armed force, American capital invested in foreign countries, except after formal declaration of war. The White and Blue was represented in Provo by Glenn Dickson, captain, and Elroy Nelson. The local debate was presided over by Judge A. B. Morgan, and Theron S. Parmelee of the University of Utah acted as critic judge. Elroy had been working on the junior prom, inasmuch as he was president of the class, and, according to the council, he did unusually well despite his divided interest. The Salt Lake debate was attended similarly to the local one, according to the debaters who traveled there. MONTANA TRIP The question: Resolved, that the United States should cease to protect by armed force, American capital invested in foreign countries, except after formal declaration of war, was chosen to be used on the Montana symposium. The team selected to make the trip consisted of Elroy Nelson, captain, and DeAlton Partridge, with Dr. William J. Snow of the debating council to accompany them. The team was accorded a unanimous decision over the State College of Montana at Bozeman, in a well-attended and interesting debate. A contract debate was scheduled with the University of Idaho at Moscow, but they refused to honor their contract, and so, severed relations with this school. lllllllliPIIIII!lllllllllll|llilllllllilll|l|lllllllll[fil!l!l|!l!llllllli|l||||l|||lillllllll ,r 122 ] Lowell Johnson Harold Candland Don Llovd E. DeAlton Partridge Men ' s Debating ' I ' HE University of Southern California and the Brigham Young University engaged - - in a debate on the question: Resolved, that the results of the great world war have tended toward world peace, on Thursday, April 5, 1928. Brigham Young University was represented b) ' Don B. Cluff, captain, and Donald P. Lloyd, who was engaging in his first intercollegiate debate. City Judge, George S. Bailiff, former student body president of the institution acted as chairman. No decision was renderecl, but the arguments were said to have clashed in a com- mendable manner. The Californian ' s, William B. Henley and Stanley R. Hopper, expressed appre- ciation for the hospitality shown them. Mr. Henley is U. S. C. student body president, and Mr. Hopper was once national oratory champion. These same men agreed to the arrangement told of in the general write-up, namely, the radio debate, which idea they approved of heartily. This debate, as stated was on the ' Investments ' question, and although the only decision was rendered by the listeners at large, the splendid caliber of the California men was recognized by their victory. Concluding the season, the Brigham Young University met Southwestern, a new law school of note located in Los Angeles, in a no-decision debate on the question: Resolved, that in the United States we are sending too many people to college. The local school was represented by Harold Candland, captain, and Lowell Johnson, and the debate was held in College Hall, Monday night, April 23, 1928. The debate was the best attended of the entire season, and was an unusuallv fine exhibition of the forensic arts according to critical witnesses. Special mention should be made in this space of the faithful work put in on the various questions by the alternates on the men ' s debating squads. They were: Bert Lewis and Vernon Wentz, in the triangle debates; Delbert Gro- berg, with the team which met U. S. C; and Rollo Rich, with the team which met Southwestern University. These men were not given any opportunity to participate, but their support was felt from behind. For their creditable investigation of the subjects they were each awarded one hour of college credit as were the men who participated. llllllliPllllliilliHIilHlli iiiiiiiiiiiii ' iiiiiiiiii rf 123 ! Illllll I til Mil ' Contests and Medal Winners ONE of the most interesting phases of student Hfe in the Brigham Young University and one that offers development which can be gained in no other place are the various contests for awards and medals offered by different organizations and individuals interested in the development of special phases of student activity. Other than the three medals awarded each year for oratory, there is the Noble Medal for the most efficient Home Economics student. This award is given each year to the girl who best qualifies as a stu- dent of home making in the B. Y. U. Each year the Chamber of Commerce awards a medal to the most efficient student in the institution. President Heber J. Grant awards a prize each year for the best essay on some religious subject. The oratorical contests have always been a ma;or activity at the Brigham Young University, much interest has been shown in the contests held during the past year, many students have participated and although it is not arranged so everyone can win, vet there still remains for those who lose more than the medal itself, the effort and experience that accompanies writing, memorizing and presenting an oration before an audience. The first contest staged during the year is that for the Rotary Club medal for the best ten minute oration on Peace. This is a worthy subject and one in which much work can and needs to be done. This year there were six contestants tried out in the preliminaries which were held before the Public Speaking Class of Professor Pardoe. Two men were selected to present their orations before the student body. They were Lyndon Dickson and Oswald Pearson. The finals were held during the Fine Art Department pro- gram and the judges awarded the decision to Mr. Pearson for his oration, Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men. Professor Pardoe represented the Rotary Club and presented the medal at the time. The next speaking contest to demand the attention of orators was the R. R. Irvine medal for the best economics speech given. Seven participants fixed their eyes on this award and presented their products before the public speaking class. The class were at a variance as to the best two to be presented to the student body and it was finally decided that three speeches would be given. All three contestants for this award showed marked ability in the originality of their orations. Mr. Edward Sibbetts, Mr. Ira Markham and Mr. DeAlton Partridge displayed their speaking ability before the student body and judges and the latter saw fit to award the medal to Mr. Partridge; his oration was The Economics of Time. The Heber C. Jex medal for the best oration on any theme is one with much tradition in the B. Y. U. It is one of the oldest contests and hence is one of the most coveted of all awards. Eight contestants vied for honor and Lazelle Jones and Miss Lacetia Ashby were selected to present their compositions in the finals. The subjects were John Milton, Statesman and The Fine Art of Loving. The Mary Wooley medal for the best dramatic reading was a most interesting contest this year. Several major students of Dramatic Art gave their readings and the audience selected Miss Fern Jude as the winner. Miss Edna Shelley was selected this year as the best student in Home Economics in school. Miss Shelley has an enviable record in this department of school activity and was selected by the faculty for the Noble medal. The Heber J. Grant Essay Contest was conducted by the Theology classes of the school and after deliberating extensively and reading all entrants, the committee decided that Miss Caroline Eyring, of Pima, Arizona, had prepared the best paper on a religious subject. The subject chosen was How to get a testimony of the truth of the Book of Mormon. Among the most enticing medals given during the year is that of the Pardoe Wind Instrument Con- test. This contest furnishes a high type of entertainment and stimulus for music lovers of the school. Of the several contestants entering this year, Mr. Francis Haycock was selected as the winner and was awarded this medal. The special awards hold the interest and anticipation of all the active students. It is this phase of college that pays most for its effort, the medal winners of the school are its best possibilities. y[ 124 ]y AVSIC ' f 125 J, Florence J. Madsen Head of Music Department Le Grande Anderson Student Manager of Music Music ' I ' HE value of music in the life of an individual is receiving universal recognition, increasing with the - - growing appreciation of its true worth. No longer is the field open only to professionals or those whose talents enable them to become skilful performers, but also to individuals who wish to become edu- cated listeners. Thus the enlarged field includes everyone. Young University attempts to serve the two groups, the performer and the listener, with well- equipped music department, excellent classes and efficient instructors. The department is divided into three divisions — the theoretical, instrumental and vocal. Theory of music, like grammar, is often slighted, although it is fundamental. It underlies all phases of music and is necessary to extensive study, but because it does not easily lend itself to public demon- stration, this phase is slighted and its relative importance unrecognized. Exceptional work is done in the theory classes that merits favorable comment and praise is due to the instructors whose progress receives no public notice. The vocal department — including individual and group instruction has contributed extensively to the entertainment of the student body and patrons. Musical numbers furnished by choruses and soloists have added to the worth-while nature of devotional exercises and entertainments of various types. Chorus, glee clubs, quartets, trios, all have done praiseworthy work. Private instruction offered by the division grows rapidly in popularity. Through the co-operation of the various teachers, public recitals have been given, each of high merit — excellent opportunity for the development of the individual, as well as entertainment for the audience. The relative frequency of the appearances has illustrated the rapid progress of the students and the success of the department. The exceptional work of the instrumental department has been evident in the daily performances of its students. To this division was given the responsibility of furnishing march music for the devotional exercises — a task which both band and orchestra handled admirably. Good material, careful organization and skilful leadership insured their success. Willing and enthusiastic support was given to all student body activities and especially in rallies and ball games was the band a moving force. A special feature of the year ' s work was the organization bass and string quartets, trios, duets, etc., that aided in numerous public functions and became strikingly popular as is evident in the great demand for their performance. 126 ] ■ I Orchestra THIS year ' s Orchestra has the best string choir in i:s his:ory. 1 his makes it possible to interpret the classic composers in their greatest compositions. The smaller chamber music organizations are largely responsible for this unusual growth. There is a keen interest manifest in every part. The best players do not hesitate to play second violin, because they realize that this part, when done well is just as necessary and effective as any other. The next problem is to add more of the proper wood wind instruments. This is the most difficult section to perfect in any orchestra. However, we are fortunate in having four professional performers in this department. The brass and per- cussion sections are equal to those of any school conservatory orchestra. Some outstanding program numbers for this year have been: Poet and Peasant Overture by Suppe. Overture Symphonic by Mr. Robertson. Ballet Suite by Gluck-Mottl. Surprise Symphony by Haydn. The Evolution of Dixie, by Lake, and the Orchestration for Mr. Hansons Opera. Tam-Man Nacup. Besides these the orchestra and chamber music organizations have played numerous shorter numbers. The Band THE band, built upon the cornerstones of service, unselfishness and love of art. has been squarely behind the Football and Basketball teams and all student-body activities. It has been anxious to help in every possible way to make this year a single success by being ready at the spare of the moment to give to the school whatever it desired. The band has attained unusual perfection for a College Band and has met with great success in several concerts given in Provo. American Fork. Spanish Fork. Coalville and broadcasting over the Radio in Salt Lake City. These entertainments were of high standards, presenting to the people the best in classical, characteristic and popular music. At the annual Spring Tour through the southern part of the state, concerts and dances were given in Payson. Nephi. Fountain Green. Ephraim. Gunnison. Richfield. Monroe and Panguitch. Several talented members of the organization took part in the Wind Instrument Contest for the Pardoe Gold Medal, in which Francis Haycock, the wizard on the cornet, was the winner. llllUlllllil.ill :illllllllill iiniLiiir. ' Miiiii. r[127]y : 1 1 1 ; i f H ' n 1 1 1 1 1 ' a OT % !- i I The Ladles ' Glee Club THE work of the Ladies ' Glee Club this year has undoubtedly excelled in every respect the glee clubs of previous years. The club has had a definite aim in view, to break away from the old conventional concert style and usher in the operatic costume style with action: which has set a standard for succeeding years. Under the very professional direction of Professor Florence J. Madsen the Ladies ' Glee Club work attained a perfection of artistic quality entirely in accordance with her exceptional ability and training. Two major concerts have been given in which the girls appeared before large audiences well trained and beautifully arrayed in costume. The pagination of each song was carefully and artistically arranged by Professor E. H. Eastmond. head of the Art Department. The officers were: Miss Gladys Sorensen. Manager of the Club and Pianist: Rhoda Johnson, Assistant Manager; Leah Broadbent. Secretary; Bee Parsons. Art Director. The Male Glee Club As we look back over the year ' s activities, we marvel at a few of the organizations in the institution. Among the foremost in individual and collected activity is the B. Y. U. Male chorus. This club has accomplished more in the year than any previous group in the school and perhaps in the state. In five weeks ' time a complete repertoire was memorized in the first quarter and a tour taken before the quarter was more than half over. Throughout the year under the able directorship of Professor Franklin Madsen and Managership of Lee Larsen. the club has given concerts that have thrilled large audiences, throughout the county and adjoining communities. The climax came with the brilliant tour to southern Utah towns and Nevada. This tour was supplemented by several concerts and programs in Provo and in student body and stake functions. The organization has been assisted and accompanied in all its activities by the Y Cougar Quartet. Mr. Madsen as director is to be congratulated upon the splendid work the boys have done under his leadership. |illllllilltiiilillllilp(iiiiilliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii|iii [ 128 1 Lawrence Lee Edgel Blackham Bliss Finlayson LeGrande Anderson The Cougar Quartet Two years ago four members of the 1927 Banyan staff organized what was called the Banyan Quartet. and entertained throughout the year. Beginning the year 1927-28. they began singing for the Y again after a successful summer together in the parks of Southern Utah. Up to this time the quartet had been composed of Lawrence Lee. first tenor. Julius V. Madsen. second tenor. Bliss Finlayson. baritone, and LeGrande Anderson, second bass. Madsen discontinued school during Christmas holidays and Edgel Blackham became the second tenor of what. then, became the Cougar Quartet. This group has sung in many places in Utah. Idaho and Nevada, and have broadcasted over KSL on various occasions. Only one of the boys is graduating this year so we expect to hear more of them in the futu re. ' ' Tarn-Man Nacup 55 INDIAN OPERA Cast Tam-man. Young Indian Maid. (Soprano) . Rhoda Johnson ,....J. W. McAllister LeGrande Anderson Alto Tava-mou-i-scie. (The Sun Comes.) Her Lover (Tenor) Medicine Man. Her Father. Spiritual Leader of the tribe. (Basso) Cutchi. (Spring Blizzards, no good.) A visiting Shoshone. (Baritone) Bliss Finlayson Friends of Cutchi — Lone Eagle Elmer Timothy Pompey . Lavell Jackson Squano . Ira Matkham -Rhoda Burmingham. Geniel AUrcd, Alice Carter, Leah Skousen. Grace Hassd, Delsa Jacobs, Lucile Worthcn, Marie Youkstetter. Soprano — Meta Richie. Lera Benson. Melba Dastrup. Tillie Jones. Veda Porter. Eugina Vawdrey. Maud Foote. Tenors — Perry McArthur. Anton Gleason. Vernon Dusenberry. J. Theodore Arbon. Ira Markham. Elmer Timothy, Charles Merkley. Bassos — James Ivie, James Peterson. Reed Phillips. Alma Hanson. Lyndon Dixon, Lavell Jackson. Pawappicts — Catherine Pardoe. Glenna Cottam. Helen Rae Hanson. Orchestra Violins — LeRoy J. Robertson. Concert Master; Verda Batchcllor. Florence Priday. Lenore Crookston. Wanda Petty, Marlin Newbold. Russell Welker. Louis Christensen. Violas — Willis Loveless. Wesley Porter. Wesley Pearce. Bassoon — Robert Sauer. Ce os — Joy Batchellor. Vera Busch. Horns — Gerrit de Jong. Preston. Creer. Bass— Oman ' eight Trumpets— Max Thomas. Jay Keeler. Flutes — Elmer E. Nelson. Warren Beardall. ,,,, j uini Clarinets— Floyd Fletcher. Clayton Sorenson. Tromfcones— Gerald Anderson and Charles Parker. Oboe — Sheriff Henrie. Walter Peterson. Drums and Tympani — Roy Fugal. James Anderson. Another chapter was written in the history of the Y ' s brilliant musical achievement in the spring of 1928 when Tam-Man Nacup. (Spring Comes) written, both words and music, by Professor William F. Hanson, of the music department, was selected and presented as the annual competitive opera for the year. It was produced fc)r the first time in the Paramount Theatre, afternoon and evening, of Thursday. May 3, to two of the largest audiences ever gathered in Provo to see a B. Y. U. musical production. Tam-Man Nacup is based entirely upon the Ute ceremonial known as the Bear Dance, a spring festival with which, through years of intimate associations with the Indians. Professor Hanson is entirely familiar. The Ute songs, civilized a bit. but retaining their weird charm were used throughout the production, as were the Ute dances and traditions. Long and careful research among the Utes on the part of the author made the presentation of his- torical interest as well as an artistic triumph. The songs and choruses of Tam-Man Nacup were unusually and weirdly beautiful and effective. All of the principals as well as the chorus so lived the ceremonial that the audience was immediately transported to the very hearts of the Ute Indians where they beheld their simple faith, heard their simple superstitions, and enjoyed their meaningful dances. iiiiiHiiiini r[ 129 ]f SCENES FROM TAM-MAN NACUP INDIAN OPERA [ 130 ] OflUUM .[131]. The Dramatic Season T. Earl Pardoe Head of Dramatic Department Kenneth Handley Student Manager of Dramatics ' I ' HE dramatic season was one of - a conventional nature, though the All-Boys Show and the Junior Vodie offered departures from the older standards. The general aim of the department was attained in that some two hundred collegians partici- pated before University audiences. The third annual one-act play con- test brought to us some of the greatest one-act plays ever written and all of unusual merit in their presentation. Drama and comedy will alternate, hereafter, and drama will be the theme for the year 1929. Fourteen plays were given and money prizes, a cup and four medals were awarded to the winning contestants. Ephraim, Richfield, Eureka and Weber were the successful finalists. The Paramount Theatre co-operated with the Dramatic Art Department and initiated a Children ' s Theatre movement, which will be an annual winter effort. This season two matinees were given, with a plan for four shows next winter. A precedent has been established with this year, in that Girl ' s Day will be followed by an All-Girl ' s Show. Beauty featured this year ' s show. The department enjoyed the staging of Professor Hanson ' s Opera Tarn-Man Nacup. Twenty-five one-act plays were presented for the various Wards of the County to aid them in the entertain- ment and finance problems. The little theatre was crowded each Wednesday with interested auditors for the varied program of enacted plays. The year of 1927-1928 has been the outstanding season since Professor Pardoe came to the University nine years ago. MAKING-UP lilliili .[132]. ' Milestones THE competitive play this year was Milestones, a costume play by Arnold Bennett and Edward Knoblauch. It deals with three different generations; 1860, 1885, and the last in 1912. It is based on the misunderstanding that exists between old age and youth in practically every generation. Mrs. Rhead was startled at what seemed to her the extreme daring of her daughter Gertrude, and the first act takes up the events in the lives of Gertrude, her lover Sam, her brother John and his sweetheart and Sam ' s sister Rose Sibley. The next act takes up John and Rose and their problem with their daughter Emily, and her desire to marry the man she loves and not the one her parents think would be the best for her. However, in spite of the pleadings of Gertrude, who spoiled her life, Emily allows herself to be ruled by her parents and the last act shows her sorrow and yet how she tries to bring about the same sorrow for her daughter Muriel. Muriel, however, is of a generation which demands its own way — but rather than destroy what happiness her mother has will give up her own. The play ends with the older generation seeing the rights of the younger and allowing them to make their own lives. The cast of the play was well chosen. Mrs. Rliead Kcta Glues John Rhead Jeatt Paulson Gertrude Rhead Eunice Bird Samuel Sibley Harold Nelson Ned Pyne Edgel Blackham Rose Sibley Jewel Linebaugh Webster Orin Fuller Arthur Preece Elroy Nelson Emily Rhead Ruth Clark Nancy Preece Ada Anderson Lord Monkhurst. Harold Clark Muriel Pyne Maurine Hinckley Richard Sibley Frank Whiting Thompson Archie Williams Terrance Ira Markham The three major characters, John Rhead, Gertrude Rhead, and Rose Sibley were very adequatelv sustained throughout and they did some of the best acting seen on College Hall stage. .[133]. I ' The Haunted House A THREE-ACT mystery play by Owen Davis, it is a satire on the modern form of mystery plays. It deals with the attempts of a psycho-analyst to solve by scientific methods a mysterious murder case. The climax is reached when Isabel Westly is arrested for her own murder. Victor Ashworth. as Desmond Duncon, a psycho-analytic author, did a good piece of acting, and Helen Carroll as his loving wife kept the audience amused during the entire performance. The bride and groom. Emily and Jack DrescoU, were played well by Ethel Lowrey Handley and Max Taylor. Ed, the milkman, Star Nelson, gave some excellent humor as did Don Cluff in the part of Morgan the hobo. The rest of the cast were: Mr. Evans, Glen Dickson; Isabel Carter, Helen Glazier: Thomas, Frank Whiting; Ezra, Pcrle White: and Dan Grogan, Roy Fugal. ' ' The Patsy THE PATSY, a three-act comedy by Barry Conners, is a revision and modernization of the old play of Cinderella. Patricia Harrington, played charmingly by Thelma West, is the Patsy who is blamed whenever anything goes wrong, and is forced to remain in the background in order that her sister Grace, Idella Sainsbury, might be presented to the best advantage and win the well-to-do Billy Caldwell, William McCoard. Pa Harrington, Jean Paulson, is on Patsy ' s side and finally puts Ma in her proper place. The part of Ma was taken by Ruth Clark and was one of the best characters in the play. This new authority of Pa ' s brings about Patsy ' s triumph in the winning of the young Prince Charming, Tony Anderson, played by Roy Gibbons. The other parts were: Sadie Buchanan, Mary Lee; Francis Patrick O ' Flaherty. Harry Olscn : and Trip Busty, James Jacobs. iiiJiiiPiliJiliii ■[ 134 ]r I 1 ' ' John Ferguson JOHN FERGUSON, an extremely effective play by John St. Irvine was presented by the Senior Class. The leading role was taken by Harold Clark with Mary Ostlund playing opposite him as Mrs. Ferguson. They carried the parts very effectively. Star Nelson and Madge Peterson played together, presenting both comedy and tragedy in their parts. Fern Jude played the part of Clutie. a half-wit beggar of the streets. Albert Corless played very well the part of the villian. Other characters in the play were Lorin Bryner, the postman: and Orin Fuller, the part of Andrew Ferguson. To just what extent a religious man can accredit all acts of man to God ' s beneficent direction, motivates the play and gives John Ferguson ample opportunity for effective acting and gripping scenes. ' ' Yellow Sands AFTER a tour of the southern part of the state with the play Yellow Sands. ' the Theta Alpha Phi players presented it in College Hall. The play by Adelaide and Evan Philpotts is based on the happenings and people of the little English seaboard town of Yellow Sands just after the World War. Victor Ashworth. as Richard Varwell. an old drunken philosopher, did some excellent characterization. Jenifer Varwell. his well-to-do sister, was played by Florence Peterson. Mary Varwell. his sister-in-law. an old woman who was used to having her own way in the world was extremely well acted by Lucile Tuttle. Helen Carroll and Harold Candland. as Emma Major and Arthur Varwell the lovers, kept the interest of the audience throughout. Albert Corless. look the part of Joe ' arwell. a stalwart seaman laborer and anarchist, who finally inherited Aunt Jenifer ' s fortune which was sought by all the Varwell family. Albert did some excellent work in this part. The feminine disturbance in his life was Lydia Blake, taken by Jennie Holbrook. The twins, Minnie and Nellie Masters, played by Anna Peay and Madge Peterson were screams. Star Nelson did well as Thomas Major. Charles Berge took the part of Mr. Baslow, the lawyer. And lest we forget. Akoo-ko-ko taken by himself. f[ 135 ]r etc ' 1 borne Girl Alpha Kappa Psi All Boy Show TINKLING with witticisms, and surging with the pep of youth, the 1928 all boy ' s show Some Girl was staged in College Hall on April 25-26. The story hovers around the escapades of a female impersonator who ensnares an English fop, in a success- ful effort to recover stolen bonds. All the girls were of a high calibre, and the climax came when the dancing girls, coached by Kathryn Stahmann decidedly won the hearts of the audience. The play was coached and staged by A. Rex Johnson, organizer and former president of The Alpha Kappa Psi organization. The members of Beta Delta Chapter of Alpha Kappa Psi, national professional com- merce fraternity, feel the need for added loan funds available to seniors, and by means of Some Girl began the Alpha Kappa Loan Fund, which is to be handled through regular institutional channels, and be available to Seniors in the College of Commerce. From the compromising situations incident to female impersonations by one man in the midst of a bevy of girls, to the artistic singing of the Cougar Quartette, the all- boy show for 1928 sets a new high level for fun stuff. Social Unit No. 2 (Trovotas) were enthusiastic sponsors. The Cast: Mary Ann Clarence (Clug) Vacher Richard Whhe.Chas. M. (Shorty) Berge Mrs. White Ted Hansen Joseph Grabber _ W7«. F. (Bill) Edwards Sir Reginald Lightfood-Pres ow Robinson Winnie White Henry (Heinz) Taylor Wally Warner Gordon Crandall Tom Letsgo John Allen Princess Van Valkenburg Mackeroff_ .. Gam (Cobb) Webb McClosky Leland Bosjvell Cousins of Winnie ' s Pansy Summer Jlo fr E. (Bob) Curtis Rose Winter Boyd Rasninssen Violet Frost Irving Kasband Lilly White .Earl Jones Daisy White Edgel Blackham Lilac Snow Rccd Starley iiilii)Nlllliliilii illlii|i)i!i|||!llilll!lllllililillliiillllllllllill r[ l}6]f ATHCCTieS y[137] OUR MASCOT Used by permission y[ 138 ]f Coach Chick Hart Coach Phil Jackson Football THE Brigham Young University football team scoring two decisive victories from Western States Teachers and the Colorado Miners, one draw with the mighty California Aggies and four defeats from the Utah University, Colorado Aggies, Greeley Teachers and the Utah Aggies did some very commendable gridiron battling this season. Although they failed to capture the conference championship some very good football technique was displayed. The Y team was very fortunate to have Dick Thorne, the famous linesman, withui their ranks. Among the other prominent linesmen, Don and George Corbett, Worth- ington, Alexander, Albert Corliss, Reeves and Henry Simmons — the captain for the ' 28 season — counted as very strong numbers. In the backfield Clarence and Basil Skousen, O. Rowe, Collins and Dixon proved to be a unit of strength not found in many varsity elevens. With the Skousen brothers ' fighting tenacity and Owen Rowe ' s speed the opponents would usually find themselves in deep water. Some of this football stock will be in the ranks next year and with more experience added to their collection of football tactics the Y should make a very good showing. Charles Hart, the director of football and track at the Y, has supervised these phases of the athletic system for the past three years with the aid of Roberts and has been very efficient. Hart was previously known as a stellar track man at the U. A. C, and has been a star in many events at the B. Y. U. He was appointed to his position at the Y after very efficiently managing athletics at the Teton High School, Driggs, Idaho, for two years. He has been retained as assistant to O. Romney, the chosen Mentor of Y athletics for next year. The football lines have also received much valuable assistance from Coach Phil Jackson who spent part-time to aid the technique of line activity. He previously was all- American tackle of the Big Ten, three-year letter man, captain, and a favorite of his coach at Chicago where he previously attended school. y[ 139 ] iSKOUSEN QUmERBflCK MERRILL CENTER ROWE D.CORBETT ( f FT) L r FICKLE DICKSON HRLFd fCH M ARTHUR FULLbflCK ORTHINCiTON END D. SIMMONS HRLFBflCK ALEXRNOBR END ANDERSON iJfiCKLB H. SIMMONS rffCKLe CnPTffIN ELECT Capt. Caldwell COLORADO AGGIE GAME AT FORT COLLINS B. Y. U., — Colorado, 29 ' I ' HE B. Y. U. eleven took the first trip of the season to Fort CoHins where they battled with the mighty - - Colorado Aggies. Although within striking distance of the goal several times the Youngsters were un- able to penetrate the Farmers ' line for a score and the game ended unfortunately for the B. Y. U. with a score of 29 — 0. Twice during the game the Cougars were in the Farmers ' barnyard with the goal at close quarters, but each time the Farmer boys proved too many for them. The Cougars fought hard through the game and once held the Farmer lads for four downs on the two yard line, but when the clamor of battle subsided the Aggies were found to be on top. CALIFORNIA AGGIE GAME AT DAVIS, CALIFORNIA B. Y. U., — Aggies, ' I ' HE B. Y. U. gridiron eleven travel ed to the sunny south to Davis where they encountered the - California Aggies and battled to a scoreless finish. In a struggle which reduced Itself largely to a battle between two evenly matched teams the clamor of gridiron clash waged on for four quarters without score. Throughout the struggle the Cougars were slightly favored. Many times they broke through the Mustang line and scrambled for a touchdown, but were grounded on the five yard line. At the close of the fourth quarter the blue boys were pending on the five yard line near the Farmers ' goal and the time snatched away their victory. Capt. Robinson [ 142 ] Capt. Gilchrist B. Y. U. vs. GREELEY TEACHERS AT PROVO B. Y. U., 7— Colorado, 21 SURPRISING offensive and stone wall defense in emergencies placed the Colorado Teachers with a 21 — 7 victory over the Y Cougars in the first home game of the season. The B. Y. U. gridders made an auspicious start by scoring a touchdown less than a mmute after the game had started, but the Teachers began their puzzling triple passing and forward passing which for a time completely capsized the Cougars routine of playing and spelled two touchdowns for the opponent eleven. The struggle waged on until late in the game when the Greeley field general outpunted the Y assortment and was mainly responsible for another touchdown. The inability to solve the Teachers ' trick plays was the fundamental clot that proved fatal to the local eleven. UTAH AGGIE GAME AT LOGAN, UTAH B. Y. U., — Utah Aggies, 22 THE Y gridders gallantly held the Utah Aggies to a 3 — score for the first half and apparently played their opponents on equal terms, but in the second half the Aggie backs broke through the Cougar ' s line for several long gains and run the score to 22 — 0. Throughout the game the Y was puzzled with the mystery of why the A. C. squad displayed such crushing offensive, but then the Cougars were quite dangerous at times themselves. Several times the Farmer lads were on their prayer bones at the ten yard line struggling to block the blue boys. A desperate punting was staged between Colvin of B. Y. and Warburton of the A. C, but the honors were about evenly divided . An attempted forward pass by the B. Y. was intercepted by an A. C. milkman and carried 97 yards to a touchdown, which ended the contest at a score of 22 — 0. Capt. Linpord 4l f ' ,. fTS r H3 ]y CAPT. HOWtLLb THE UTAH GAME AT PROVO, UTAH B. Y. U., 0— Utah, 20 IJLAYING dependable football and at times showing sparkling flashes of gridiron technique, the B. Y. U. ■ Cougars held the dynamic U. of U. Redskins to three touchdowns. Although the encounter was fatal to the score card the Y gridders counteracted an exceedingly powerful Utah forward which refused to be blocked and a speedy backfield which charged with a dynamic force behind a substantial protective interference. Several times the Redskins were forced to battle for dear life to ward off the advancing blue warriors as they broke through the line at close quarters and stampeded for the goal line. Outside of those few times, B. Y. U. chances for touchdowns were incessantly contaminated when the Redskins refused to flinch to the bullet-like terror of the Y Cougars and the game ended with a score 20 to 0. WESTERN STATES GAME AT PROVO B. Y. U., 60 — Western States, 7 THE Y Cougar eleven, with their crushing offense, and their stone wall defense, dethroned the W. S. C. gridders with a score of 60 — 7. After a late start, the Y eleven found themselves and completely upset their opponents. The brilliant line crushing, tackling, and guarding consistently, demoralized the U. S. C. football tactics and the Cougar eleven charged to victory. The blue boys surpassed their opponents throughout the game and were primed in every way to bring disaster to W. S. C. The Y passes, line plunging and systematized defensive bulwarks were so effective throughout the contest that the W. S. C. line was repeatedly shattered and the Cougar boys dashed across the gridiron to a decisive conquest. Capt. Whalley y[ 144] Captain Sofgren A THE COLORADO MINES GAME AT PROVO, UTAH B. Y. U., 28 — Colorado Mines, 19 T the B. Y. U. field the Cougars ended the ' 27 football season with a tremendous outburst of super- power which carried them on an equal platform with the other teams of the conference. Throughout the game the Y Cougars outclassed their opponents; their fine gridiron tactics, the crashing liners and the speedv backfield utterly bewildered the Miners, broke up their line, hurled them to their prayer bones and finished with four touchdowns. The tactful line plunging of the Skousen brothers, the speed of Rowe and the fighting tenacity of Corliss was outstanding in this brilliant victory. .MAJOR ATHLETIC STUDENTS Front Roll ' — Wilson. D. Simmons. Larson. Biddulph. Dixon. Coach Roberts. T. Berrctt. Buys. Thorne. Waldron. Purccll. Second Row — H. Simmons. Dickson. .Merrill. D. Corbett. Wright. Colvin. Menlove. R Berrctt Rowe. G. Corbett. rf 145 ]r Frosh Football THE Frosh football season for this year viewed from the standpoint of victories was successful, and as a season for developing material for the prospective varsity squad it was of superior nature. Their first clash with Weber College ended in a score of — 0. However, in the next encounter with Snow College the Frosh played like veterans and plainly outclassed their southern opponents; they scaled the score card for two touch- downs which settled the conflict at 12 — 0. The following week they lashed the Spring- ville gridders and galloped through the mud knee deep for seven touchdowns which ended the struggle at 45 — 0. As a final test the Kittens were matched against the Ute Tribe to determine the state title, and when the atmosphere cleared and the clamor of battle sub- sided, it was found that the Red gridders were victors by virtue of one lone touchdown. Although the Kittens had equaled the Utah eleven throughout the contest the Papoose gridders won with a score of 6 — 0. Throughout the entire season the Greenlings flourished that type of gridiron enthu- siasm which placed them very near the top on the honor roll, and of which most varsity elevens would not have been ashamed. The clever field runs of Vacher along with the line plunging, tackling, blocking and passing of his skilful colleagues was a surprise to football fans. Hoover as tackle, R. Magleby, Ballif and Bullock in backfield, Balle as center, and Purcell, Brown, Barrett and Clark on the line proved to be a very systematic combination and responsible for much of their effective playing. FRESHMAN FOOTBALL TEAM Top Row — Coach Railc. Barrett, Percell, Dychse. KimbaU. Brinley, Passey. Hettig. Stevenson, Taylor. Coach Wilson. Middle Row — Fillmore, Candland, Lunsford, Balle, Jackson, Farr. Dastrup, Speckhart, Skousen, Jorgenson. Front Row — R. Magelby, Hoover, Bullock, Vasher, Hull. Gee, Bown, Bailiff, McDowell. • -Tfo ' . sr ' r - 1 146 ]r Basketball ALTHOUGH unable to add the western division Rocky Mountain Conference championship flag to their conquests, the Cougar basketeers of this season did some of the most commend- able playing that the basketball fans in this particular section have ever wit- nessed upon the wax floor. Out of the twelve games played the blue and white Y boys demonstrated a distinct superi- ority in three of them, trouncing the Redskins twice and the U. Farmer boys once; the games lost were only by a very small margin or last minute rallies. The first series played against the Bob- cats of Montana which took place at Provo resulted in two defeats for the Y quintet. Although the Cougars played superior ball, they were forced to submit to the fine basketball technique of the Bobcats and chalked a very close score in the two contests which ended 43 — 41 and 43 — 37, the two nights respectively. Coack Ko[3ERT5 Stan Wilson Graduate Athletic Manager In the second series of games stalked against the Redskins at Salt Lake City, the Cougars showed superiority and walloped their Papoose opponents in two successive contests. The game finished the first night with a score of 37 — 30 and the second was a similar result, 3 5 — 31. The B. Y. Youngsters then encountered the Aggie boys from Logan on the Provo wax floor to determine the victors in the third conference meet. In the first night ' s event the Cougars completely shattered the U. A. C. defense and ran the score to 49 — 34. The Young quintet displayed some of the best basketball of the conference in this con- test. The next, the rejuvenated farmer basketeers came back and registered an almost incredible improvement and the Logan scoring machine hit it off on all six to even the count at a score of 3 9 — 31. The Redskins from Utah University motored to Provo and walloped the Cougar ranks in two successive conflicts. Featuring a stubborn defense throughout the game by both teams the encounter continued at an even stride until the last half, when the Utes found the hoop with the most consistency and ended the game 31 — 25. The next evening the teams played an evenly matched game continually, exchanging places for lead in score, but unfortunately the game ended when the Utes made a last bound and chalked up five points in le ad with a score of 31 — 26. The third and fourth encounters with the Farmer boys at Logan were somewhat disastrous, for the Cougars were downed in two successive games with a score, 52 — 41, the first night, and 48 — 42, the second night of playing. In the first series of games played with the U. Aggies, both teams featured a stone wall defense in contrast to the brilliant offensive and lack of guarding in the second series, which resulted in a higher score for both teams. The last two games of the season were the most disastrous to the Cougars of any in the conference conflict. The contests centered at Boseman, Montana, where both teams displayed some latent ability in basketball techniques, but evidently too much of this ability was latent on the part of the Cougars, as the scores of the two evenings respectively climaxed at 69 — 44 and 57 — 41. Director Eugene L. Roberts, mentor of the Brigham Young University athletic department, has this year been of the school; the other leave of absence was in 1924-25, when he went to Ogden to be director at the famous Weber of the school; the other leaves of absence was in 1924-25, when he went to Ogden to be director at the famous Weber gymnasium. Coach Roberts elevated sports and athletics from a rather mediocre condition to the advanced plain of where they are today. Besides being an able coach, he is also well informed on all phases of physical activity and development. He has been very successful in organizing the diversified and usually inexperienced material at the Y and making victorious teams. His mission at the Young University has been very successful. [ 147 ] ■ ROWE ' (dURRD INQtaSOU Copt CENTER SKOUSEN DIXON FORWARD 1 RUSS MAOLEBY GUfIRD Freshman Basketball FROSH Basketball this season, with a team aided by the hand of mother good fortune, captured eight out of the twelve games played. Besides rushing the score card, the grecnling basketeers revealed some very good fodder with which to stuff the varsity guns for next year. The greenling squad composed of Hatch. Gee, Bullock, J. Bown, N. Bown. Rassmussen. Modean. Purcell. Barrett and O. Skousen. worked hard throughout the season to sharpen their technique for the season ' s events. N. Bown was quoted as being one of the most consistent in finding the hoop, although he had several close competitors. Coach Hart and Stan Wilson, assistants to Roberts, proved to be able coaches and responsible for not a small portion of the grecnling success. Club Series Basketball BASKETBALL was very competitive among the clubs this season with Payson barely defeating the Idaho basketeers in the final encounter, and proudly carrying off the spoils of the club basketball series. The final line-up into the quarter finals created some hot discussion upon the waxed floor of the gymnasium when the Alpine quint chalked a defeat under the superiority of the quint from Payson by a score of 16 — 11. The second upset of the series was the defeat of the Bear Lake Club by their less expe- rienced opponents, the farmer lads of the Ag Club by a score of 16 — 14. the game ended by a 14 — 14 tie, and five extra sessions were necessary before a deciding margin was made by either team. The Idaho boys then invaded the ranks of the Provo aggrega- tion and chalked the score car d to a 17 — 12 win. Garfield then advanced into the limelight by defeating the Block Y quintet by 6 — 4 score. It finally simmered down to a combat between the Payson five and the Idaho quintet. The Idaho boys were then eliminated by a very spectacular struggle while their opponents proudly walked off with the spoils of the club series conflict. Bl PAYSON QUINTET— CLUB SERIES CHAMPS U. OF U.— B. Y. U. GAME [ 150 ] Track IN the first intercollegiate track meet of the season the Young Cougars experienced another characteristic ' 26 and ' 27 heart-rending close point defeat. Although the Y Kittens astonished the athletic fans of this section who expected them to outscore the Ute opponents hands down, they were successful from an individualistic standpoint by having within their ranks high-point man. The Utah University stacked up un- expectedly yet well deserved a total of 77 2 3 points against (J 1 3 for the blue and white. The Crimsonites placed first in the meet by monopolizing all nine points in the pole vault, taking first and second in the 8 80 yard dash, scoring 7 2 3 counters in the high jump, and walking away with the high hurdles. The clean sweep in these events plus an occasional first and second in others, pronounced the Redskin warriors victors in this feat and made them enthusiastic, with high hopes for state championship. The 220 yard dash, one of the events most conspicuously featured in the contest in which Nate Long, Crimson greenling, nosed out the Cougar veteran, Owen Rowe, by less than one foot at the tape to win in the exceptional short time of 22 seconds flat. The long distance races of the event were also particularly interesting with the long winded Tony Bcntley of the Cougar ranks and Jess Sevy of the Crimsonites sprinting their best to win first place and dividing the honors. In the mile Bentley uncorked a sparkling 200 yards ' sprint on the last lap to put the Ute ace back at the finish while in the two mile event the two aces exchanged places at the tape line and the Crimsonite bore the honor of first place. The Brigham Young contestants copped first places in nine events, while the Utah Redskins claimed only eight. The last event of the meet, the 880 yard relay, was voiced by some as being the most thrilling race ever staged on the Y field in recent years. Owen Rowe running as anchor man for the Y snatched the baton when a Ute victory seemed inevitable and with bullet-like swiftness, closed the gap of twenty yards to nose the Crimson finisher, and the meet ended with victory for the Utah Redskins. Coach Hart, track director at the Y should not receive any small amount of the credit for the good work done by the trackmen. It was because of the coach ' s per- sistence and able directorship that the track boys made the good showing which thev did. Front Row — Rasmusscn. Thorne. Second Row — W. Corbett. D. Corbett. Fitzgerald. T. Bentley, Evans. J. Bentley. Rowe. Colvin. E. Nelson, D. Simmons, Sumner. Jones. Miller. Third Row — Reeves. Bunnel. I. Hart, G. Corbett. V. Call Vacher. Biddulph. Brinley. A. Corlcss. Fourth Row — Rutherford. Bailiff. Wright. H. Simmons. Leavitt. Collett, Modeen. Skousen. Waite. Fifth Row — S. Wilson. Coach Hart, Taylor. Huish. Johnson, Stucki Jensen, Barlow. Allen. D. Hart. Dixon. S. Nelson. fl 151 ] CORLESS BUNNEL Vasher Jensen ROWE Wright D. H art ' [152] COLLETT D. Simmons I. Hart Tony Bentley Miller I. Hart H. Simmons J. Bentley G. CORBETT n 153]. BiDDULPH ROWE D. CORBETT AT THE INTER-UNIT MEET [ 154 ]r COACH HART CHECKS OVER THE FIELD .[155] Swimming Coach ' LEAF DUPLICATING the process of 1927, the Young University Paddlers captured the Rocky Mountain Conference title in swimming when they outclassed and out- swam all contenders in the conference meet and billed the score card for a total of 38 points as against 28 for Utah University, 16 for the Utah Aggies, 14 for Colorado Uni- versity, 5 for the University of Wyoming and 5 for the Colorado Aggies. Two events were surrounded with limelight when two conference records were smashed before the navigating of the Y aquatic artists. Bud Shields and Millet, the former who later became one of our famous national champions, both increased previous scoring. Bud broke his own standing record in the 100 yard free style event, setting the time at 57 2 5 seconds, one-fifth of a second over his previous mark. Millet sub- tracted several seconds from the time of the 200 yard breast stroke, swimming the dis- tance in 2:48, this broke both state and conference records for this particular event. Competition and excitement reeled to a climax in the first event of the conference meet when Young and Utah were paddling their fastest to gain an early point lead in the 160 yard relay. Utah got the lead by a three yards margin and which could not be nar- rowed until the last round when Bud Shields put the spectators to riot by his spectacular paddling which closed the margin and placed the Cougar natators on a common field for high point honors in this event. Millet then chalked up five more points for Y when he surprised swimming fans and dashed away from all contenders in the 200 yard breast stroke event. B. Y. continued to make additions until the final score increased to a difference of ten points to the nearest competitor. A large portion of the credit for these victories is due to Coach C. F. Leaf, who is the swimming coach of the Provo High School and the B. Y. U. He has been coach of the two schools for some five or six years and during that time has brought many vic- tories to the B. Y. in swimming, having aided the Cougars to three consecutive conference victories. Some of those trained by this outstanding swimming coach and responsible for most of this year ' s victories are: Bud Shields, Millet, Merrill Christopherson, Joe Allen, Rondo Robinson, Ira Markham and Cliff Dangerfield. Coach Leaf will likely be on the coaching staff next year and is expected to tow in another conference victory. Roger Pechser Grant Hastings George Madsen Fred Richin Cliff Dangerfield Waldo Strong Harry McCord Earl Robinson ■ ■ J . ' awwwiM iVf ' ' -• v  .i_ .i:fto «Qi:j(j R.K ii ' jV«iw« WW T f[ 156 ]r Shields Millet CHRISTOPHERSON Dangerfield Miller Dixon SHIELDS CHRISTOPHERSON r[157]r RiCHEN Markham Our cNational CKamp Bud Shields X ROM a physical weakling, to a national champion in six years is the record set by Bud Shields, premier swimmer of the Y. Although but twenty years of age and a sophomore in college, he has set a record which places him permanently in the Hall of Fame. He has garnered twenty-eight medals; one bronze, two silver and all the rest gold. He now holds seventeen records which he has set in interscholastic, junior and senior A. A. U. and intercollegiate activities. This year Bud was the leading man on his team which won another Rocky Mountain Conference championship. Single-handed he tied Stanford University for fourth place in the National Inter-Collegiate Meet held at Philadelphia on March 31, winning individ- ual honors for the meet and breaking two national collegiate records, and one ail-Ameri- can record in the 220 and 440 yard free style events in time of 2:19.1 and 5:08 respectively. f[ 158 ] RIDING  •[ 159 ] The Wrestling Year w; RESTLING this year placed the Brigham Young University one step higher when the Y downed the Redskin grapplers with a score of 20 — 13, shortly before the Rocky Mountain Conference meet at Logan, in _, which they tied with the Ute ' s for second place, out-distanced Montana, but - B were downed by the U. Aggies who won the conference meet. The score I ' -., . _3 ended B. Y. U., 24— U., 24— Aggies, 28 and Montana, 8. Clark Larsen, Don Corbett, Johnson and T. Larsen were probably the best bets within the Y circle, although others were strong, scienced, and showed a great deal of determination, they lacked experience in the grap- plers ' arena. C. Larsen and Corbett, Y letter men and old veterans on the mat downed their opponents with decisive superiority in the state meet, both winning by falls. In the Rocky Mountain Conference meet, Corbett supremely floored his opponents in short time and the first bout Larsen successfully put his man ' s shoulders on the mat, but in the second tumble his leg was broken and hence he lost the decision. Johnson, a newcomer in the Cougar wrestling ranks, efficiently supplied the vacancy in the 175 pound weight left by Knudsen of ' 26. He romped off with victory and showed speed, science and strength, characteristic of an old timer in the grappler ' s den. T. Larsen and Thurgood of the lesser weights showed good trim when they lashed their men to the carpet and showed fair time in doing it. Both men displayed courage, speed and strength in capturing their honors. Several others within the Cougar squad of mat huddlers showed good possibilities. Bailey, a freshman in the game, has a good start for the next year although his inexperience spelled defeat this year. A few others showed fine form, determination and science, although the lack of experience played to their dis- advantage this year and they did not place on the final conference line-up. The wrestling unit at B. Y. has made much accomplishment by the persistence and able training given by Coach Webb. Each year new material comes in for grappler formation and it is up to the direction of the coach to mold it into effective product which he has done very efficiently. THE WRESTLING MEET, U. OF U. — B. Y. U. f[ 160 ] Johnson. 175 TiPPETTS, 145 Balle, 165 Croft. i25 Moody. 135 Harris. 165 y[ 161 ] Thurgood, 1 1 i C. Larson, 125 T. Larson, 135 eoaeh par doe Tennis ' I ' HE tennis teams at the Brigham Young University have at - the time of this writing, cinched the state tennis title. This regains for them the tennis state supremacy which they held for two years preceding the two years previous to this season. Thus far this season they have won three matches. The tennis squad from the state university with a brilUant hneup and just as confident, were the first ones to stagger and finally fall under the superiority of the Cougar raqueteers in their first initial match of the season at the Ute courts. The meet is voiced as being close, but the final encounter dropped a Y victory. The entire match was undecided until the last few minutes, when Lew Munk, a Y raqueteer, steamed up some fast and accurate playing, and downed the invincible Bill Hayden, strong man for the Redskins. In this encounter Munk gave Hayden the battle of his life time. Munk easily took this first set at 6 — 2, but Hayden then came back and captured the next two sets. With the two uni- versities tied with two matches each, and Hayden, a two to one lead on the Y score. The pangs of defeat seemed inevitable to B. Y., but then Munk steadied himself and pulled through with a win of 6 — 8 over the Redskin. The two doubles in which Belvins and Farsberg, U, defeated Dixon and Porter, Y, and Holt and Gilchrist, Y, defeated Freed and Crane, U, showed good style. In the other two singles. Holt downed Crane, U, and Belvins defeated Dixon, Y. The Young tennis team, scored a victory over the Utah Agricultural College raqueteers, with a two to three match on the local courts, thus ending the first half of the state collegiate tennis season undefeated. However, the encounter was hotly contested, and it was only after much persistence and steadiness that Young defeated their opponents in a last minute steam up. In the doubles, D. Dixon and R. Porter, Y, conquered J. Cowley and J. Christensen, A. C, and L. Johnson and A. Saxer, A. C, downed P. Holt and E. Brindley, Y. In the singles, Dixon, Y, conquered Cowley, A. C, and Holt defeated Johnson, A. C, and Cannon, A. C, defeated Munk, Y. In the return match with the U., the Cougars were again victorious, winning the same matches as in the previous meet. T. Earl Pardoe, tennis Mentor at the Y, has been responsible for much of the success of Brigham Young University in this sport. [ 162 ] R. Gilchrist V. Porter M. Gilchrist Holt Brinley Munk R. Porter f[ 163 ]r Dixon Cojch I ' ardoc Boxing II OXING is a prospective prominent sport at the Brigham Young University. Although the mit-sHngers in this ■ — ' section have not been sufficiently strong to organize an intercollegiate boxing league, they are gradually growing in number and a more brilliant future appears quite secure. As boxing is a developer of speed, keen muscular co-ordin- ation, sportsmanship and mental alertness, it has been voiced by some that this form of athletic activity will eventually demand a top seat among the other conspicuous college sports. With Jess HuUinger and Chick Josie, two professional sluggers training within the group and lending assist- ance, the boxing aspirants have developed some very good technique during this season. The next season will possibly place the boxing sports one step nearer to the position among athletics which has been outlined. r[ 164 ] Taylor Partridge FENCING- Lcwis -A NEW AND RISING SPORT f[ 165 ]f Potter SPORT FOR BOTH SEXES [ 166 ]f Women ' s Athletics ' I ' HE Women ' s Athletic Association lias co-operated with the physical education - - department in all of the girls ' activities this year and a keen interest has been exhibited. The activities have made for good sportsmanship and the best qualities of the girls have been brought out by competition. The W. A. A. has fostered the following activities during the year: field hockey, basketball, baseball, volley ball, tennis, dancing, swimming and archery. Swimming has become a more popular sport since Ethia Blake won the state diving contest. All of the upper class students have taken greater part in the activities than ever before. The Sophomores won the basketball tournament from the Fresh for the first time in three years. Our aim has been A girl in every sport and a sport for every girl. Girls who want less vigorous activity have found that archery is right there to fill the need; while girls desiring more vigorous activities have found basketball a real sport. The third invitational track meet open to women has been an outstanding factor to girl performers and also the awarding of sweaters by the student body has been a great incentive to the girls who have entered the field of athletics. GIRLS ' RELAY CARNIVAL COMMITTEE Front Row — Celia Romney. Leah Skousen. Second Rou. ' — Una Peterson, Madge Peterson. Ethel Handley. Vesta Anderson. Rcmina Larson, Dezzie Farmer, Emiline X ' ance. Back Row — Marie Tervort, Hulda Young, Josephine McKee, Beth Romney. Matva Hodson, Wilma Jeppeson, Coach: Elna Vance, Sanoma Young, Velda Hanson. Mary Basingcr. Evelyn Bryner, Zela Moody. i [ 167 ] GIRLS ' ATHLIiTICS •[ 168 ] GIRLS ' ATHLETICS [ 169 ] ' . % .3k TterfBjp fc ' r l ;- CO . % GIRLS ' ATHLETICS [ 170 ] DANCING NYMPHS 4 171 J The Stadium As the 1928 Banyan goes to press the Stadium project which has been under way for several years is rapidly taking form. Present plans call for the completion of the work for the opening of the new school yAr in September. The structure will be of solid concrete, situated in a natural site which affords one of the finest views of the most beautiful valley in Utah. The seating capacity of the unit now under construction will be double that of any crowd which has ever assembled for an athletic event at the Brigham Young University and the hillside on which the seats are to be erected has an additional capacity of over ten thousand seats which can be erected as the demand arises at a very minimum cost. This much needed addition to the plant of the University is being made possible by the students, alumni, and many friends of the institution. For several years the gradu- ating classes have made the Stadium their project; the profits of the Students Supply have been used to purchase the site; the men of the Student Body have donated the major por- tion of the hand labor; and many friends have given most liberally of their equipment. The Alumni and Institution co-operating will raise by a popular subscription and sale of tickets the additional funds needed to complete the work. Neither time nor money has been spared to make this new athletic field with its adjoining spacious practice fields, playgrounds and parking areas one of the best in the country. ' [172] ARTM r[ 173] Army A ' LTHOUGH the Brigham Young University has no official connection with the state or national government, Battery C, 145th Field Artillery, Utah National Guard, serves the pur- pose of a department of military science. Officered by a staff who know their business, and equipped with the best that money can buy. Battery C, extends unparalleled opportunities to the students to become versed in the science of modern warfare. It not only benefits members from a cultural and financial stand- point, but it opens untold resources for their pleasure and amusement. The Battery teaches the basic things in the science of handling men, horses and machinery, first aid, health and sanitation. Many things which are not taught in school arc given to those who choose to wear their country ' s uniform and protect the flag if necessary. Men receive instruction in how to accomplish things in an orderly and economic way, letting them see the real value of co-operation and efficiency. They take orders and give them, they are men among men. Their obligations are those of a gentleman and a soldier. The battery not only aids the school in the instruction of science, but it also helps to give its mem- bers pleasures which they otherwise would be denied. To those who are fond of outdoor sport, horses and polo equipment are at their disposal. The polo and baseball teams of the battery stand up well with the best in the state. To every member is offered the opportunity to participate. At the present time, approximately seventy-five per cent of the organization are men from school. These men who serve their country every Monday night, and 15 days every summer are letter men, student body officers, and prominent students in every department. Although there is no official connection, the Battery is indeed a part of the school. Front Row — Lieutenant Corbett, Captain Edwards, Major Clawson, Lieutenant Hebertsen, Lieutenant Puller. Second Row — Sergeant Simmons. Sergeant Jensen, Sergeant Worthington, Sergeant Young, Corporal Alexander. Corporal Corbett, Corporal Crowtber, Corporal Hardy, Corporal Lassen, Corporal Patten. Third Rozv — lerriU Smith, Hansen, Cbristensen, Fielding, Worthington, Rowley, Larsen, Edwards. Fourth Rozc — Brown, Snell, Laws. Palmer, Goff, Young, Morgan, Oaks. Fifth Rozv — Krauss, Roberts, Corless, Uickson, Clark, Larsen, Corless. Sixth Rozv — Potter, Kimball, Burr, Barney, Tobnron, Roberts. THE BATTERY [ 174 ] BATTERY -C AND THE MEDICS IN ACTION r[ 175 ] POLO An opportunity for every kind of sport is what the B. Y. U. offers to those who desire to take ad- vantage of available facilities. Polo, the sport of kings, is open to the students, through the courtesy of Battery C 145th Field Artillery. A barn of well-kept saddle horses may be used by merely asking for them. The Battery has had a championship polo team for the past four years, this same team being made up of University students. The Y has not adopted polo as a regular sport, but students desiring to enter into this field may do so. Polo, the sport of sports, and almost any other form of sport may be found on the Young campus. y[ 176 ] reATuacs [177] 5 William McCoard Prow Chairman Ruth Clarke Chairman ' s Partner Junior Prom Far, far away in old Madrid Where softly sigbs of love the light guitar Two sparkling eyes, a lattice hid. Two eyes as darkly bright as lore ' s own star. INTO the enchanting atmosphere of romantic old Madrid danced the throng of students and friends at the Junior Promenade, given February 3 by the class of ' 29. A Spanish garden was the setting of this outstanding social function and throughout the festivities of the evening the motif was carried out effectively and charmingly. Gaily bedecked in a profusion of flowers, the Feria presented an imposing sight, such as might have greeted the eyes of a light-hearted Spanish grandee in his native country. From the Fonda, a typical inn of Old Spain, refreshment was served to appreciative guests. Serenaders, in all the gallantry of this chivalrous people, played seductive strains beneath the window of a fair senorita who rew.irded them with a rose, coquetishly thrown to them. John Allen JUNIOR PROM COMMn ILL Jewel Linebaugh Vernon Merrill Helen Mendenhall Roy Fugal [ 178 ]r THE COLUMBIANS BESIDES the co-operative and well-directed efforts of the committee, officers and entire Junior class, the music furnished by the Cokmibians deserves mention as a feature contribution to the pleasantness of the evening as do the special art features. Both added to the appealing atmosphere. The decorations were the work of the art department, assisted by the class members and directed bv Professor E. H. Eastmond who, besides supervising the work, painted a special piece of scenerv for the occasion. The happiness experienced in working on the project was evident from the beginning, for, as Professor Eastmond states, never was a group more congenial at a task or so enthusiastic. Successful in every detail, the exquisite evening lingers yet — a happy memory. 5 3iW|%,5fcif;g -il n 1 . 1  - ' .. ir ' • . i f m y ' ' 1 . ' w 1 i 1 it ■r WH I II I THE JUNIOR PROM ■[ 179 ] FTf-nrji E. H. Eastmond Professor of Art o™ kUR nominee for the Hall of -ame is an individual whose unstinted efforts have, for over twenty years, contributed to bet- ter student activities, Prof. E. H. Eastmond. Whenever a holiday or celebra- tion comes around, he is the one who works and plans the decora- tions for the occasion. Every play that needs special scenery; every dance, and at every Junior Prom, it is Professor Eastmond who has to bear the load of work and worry of decorating. The decorating of the athletic field for special occa- sions, programs, parades, and a hundred and one places where his genius is needed, calls him from his regular routine of labor and he unselfishly donates his time with never a thought of praise or re- muneration. Besides school activ- ities, the Church and other organ- izations seek his aid. He is noted for his pageant productions, which are well-known and sought after throughout the west. Truly for him there are no holidays and we take this opportunity to show our appreciation. Professor Eastmond is a gradu- ate of Pratt Institute, New York, and has studied in various other schools, among them Columbia University, where he did work with Arthur W. Dow in pictorial composition and design; Leland Stanford University, where he studied design, applied art and etching with Pedro J. Lemos; Oakland, California, where, with Wm. S. Rice, he continued his work in etching and also took up block printing. He was a student at University of Washington and University of California. Besides teaching at Young University, he has been employed as teacher of art in New York Public schools and supervisor of art and manual training in Utah County public schools. A special invitation was extended to him to make an art tour of Europe in 1924 with Harry Turner Baily, Pedro J. Lemos, Arthur Guptill and other artists. He has been honored by having his paintings and etchings exhibited in New York, Seattle, San Francisco, Oakland, Berkeley, and has recently been appointed a member of the National Book Plate Designers of Washington, D. C, besides being a member of various other art associations. We acknowledge his loyal support, his unselfish contributions, his excellent ideals, all of which have guided reward better student activities. f[ 180 ]r Leadership Week ' ' ARAN ' S quest for joy, the theme of the seventh annual Leadership Week, is truly one of nation-wide appeal since it drew to Brigham Young University, January 23-27, 1505 people, representing seventy stakes from Canada to Mexico. The importance of better trained leaders was officially recognized by the institution seven years ago, when one week was set aside for those desiring special instruction. The opportunity was readily appre- ciated and the number registering increased each year until the present maximum attendance. By providing splendid opportunities for mental, social and spiritual growth, the organizers of the program recognized the value of well-rounded development as a factor in securing greater happiness. Classes were conducted by capable instructors in history, music, psychology, science, literature, teach- ing, theology, health, art, clothing and textiles, scouting and journalism. The last named class, an added feature this year, was well-attended by high school newspaper workers. To accommodate the exceptionally large crowd, two assemblies were held daily — 11:50 for students, and 1:30 for visitors. The exceptional nature of the meetings was appreciated by those who attended. Prominent speakers were: President Heber J. Grant, Stephen L. Richards, Melvin J. Ballard, David O. McKay, Richard R. Lyman, J. Golden Kimball, Adam S. Bennion, B. H. Roberts, whose subjects were chosen in keeping with the general theme. Recreational or social leadership classes were ably conducted by Eugene L. Roberts, Wilma Jeppson, C. J. Hart, and capable assistants. The Daily Leader a publication edited by the news writing class under the direction of Professor H. R. Merrill, contained helpful information, an aid to the visitors. The true accomplishments of the week can not be evaluated accurately since they must be judged by the success of the individual seekers after happiness. A LEADERSHIP ASSEMBLY y[ 181 ]f Co-eds and Cougars ■[ 182 ]r f[ 183 ] [ 184] % Mr %e .- i li —J PIf m ilh % 4 vi-.ic- ' ! ' ' ?; ' Ire ivJi jr J ffiiX- p W ■ 4. ' I k f ' i jMlll 1 W • ' -- ' ■ ' ' -r; Ait ' ■■ ' ■■■ — M is; ' ■ ' • S i ,:-i -s.si ' SBEr; - ' ' i ip - ■ , MV I K i .— Cougar Haunts [ 190 ]f oftCAmzAriofis yf 191 ]y Social Organization THE Brigham Young University recognizes proper social development as one of the important by-products of college training. For many years this social opportunity has been provided through the class and club organizations of the institution, but in late years the student body has grown so rapidly that these organizations have become too large to provide students the intimate social contacts, and opportunities for leadership, which are thought desirable. After careful investigation and discussion on the part of the Faculty, a Social Unit system of organization was worked out, and upon approval by the Board of Trustees it was put into operation at mid-year. The basic idea is democratic, as it provides that every student in the University shall belong to a group of congenial companions. The size of each unit varies from twenty to thirty, and many motives other than social have contributed toward this grouping, such as similar scholastic interests, art, athletics, music, language, etc. The general supervision is delegated to a Social Unit Committee. This committee has general supervision over membership, names of units, and their activities. This com- mittee is a representative group from the faculty and the classes, thus all the major social interests are adequately represented. A subsidiary committee — the Inter-Social Unit Committee — is composed of repre- sentatives from each Social Unit. This committee is responsible for the proper regula- tion of Inter-social unit affairs such as fees, costs of parties, and social unit practices. From the brief experience thus far this year it is confidently hoped that this system will meet the needs of the University in a broad social way. The enthusiastic support of the students is evidenced by the fact that already over 750 students are affiliated in about thirty-five units. These fine groups are enjoying themselves, making lasting friendships, conducting proper social functions, and are making for a wholesome social spirit about the Campus. f[ 192 ]y THE VAL NORN THIS page was given as a prize for the clubs best represented in numbers and stunts at the Who ' s Who Ball. The Mates won two prizes, while the Val Norn won first prize for girls. THE MATES r[ 193 ]r MATES [ 194 ] O. S. TROVOTA y[ 195 ]r Members in Picti Marie Voukstetter Mary Lee Audry (. stlund Vice-President Gloria K. Mangum President Ruth K. Hansen Marva Hodson Genile Allred Hilda Petersen Margaretta Fairer Edith Bee Alljerta Scorup Arlene Harris Caroline Scorup Nita Wakefield Anna Hughes Eva Knudson Alice Snyder Lourina Clay son Pearl Dahl ' e JJorothy Powelson Pamella Lewis Jennie Brimhall Audry Jackson Jane Farmer Sina Brimhall Margaret Hansen N ' esta Anderson Helen Mendenhall Kathrine Taylor Alice Brinton Naomi Seamount Ora Anderson CO-EDS f[ 196 ]f BLOCK -Y CLUB ,-[ 197 ] Y. D. D. CLUB [ 198 ] HOME ECONOMICS CLUB  ■[ 199 ]f BEAUX ARTS r[ 200 ] diaries Merkley. President Keta Cines. I ' ice-Prcs. Lula Karren. Sec. and Treas. Beulah Freestone, Retorter Ruth Smart Bea Murrey Oral Goodrich Ruth Goodrich Elgia Bingham Zella Perry era Showalter Alton Larsen Kenneth Stringham Evans Phillips Morvis Akin Nellie Oaks LeRoy Oaks Alton Hatch arren Richardson LaRue Xielson Arvin Moon Mervin Moon Clark Larsen Reniina Larsen Roy Hill Howard Stevens William Evans Alta Evans Estella Stevens Ezra Stewart Carl Bodily ictor Christenson Ertmon Christenson Floyd Fletcher Bessie Iverson -Myrtle Iverson Ardella Freston Relsa Horchman UINTAH CLUB 4201 ] ■■ftKr rg ' B FIDELAS ■[ 202 ]f VAL NORN [20} ]f DECA SEMA FE Front Ro ' i ' — Margaret Johnson, Marian Bean. Marie Kindred, ' irginia Packard. Second Rou- — Ethylene Potter, Dorothy Decker, President; Francis Swan, Ora Gledhill, Mamie Laird, Lydia Hanson, Ada Green. Third Row Mary Graham, Ruby Thurber, Lera Bensofi, Ruth Hanson, J ' icc-Presideut; Afton Finlinson, Secretary and Treasurer; Josephine Berr ' , Hazel Aagard, Leah Neilson. Members Not i i Picture — Bessie Hatton, Louise Spafford, Hazel Nuttall, Helen Brown, Elna Paulson, Lela Peterson, Maurine Clifford, Wilma Boyle, Mary Graham, Ireta Mortimer, Manila Graham, Lourina Clayson. f[ 204 ]f -.BMA FE y[ 205 ] Berne P. Broadbent Byron Parker president Ray Christensen Burdett Crane Grant Hastings Vice-President Gerald Burt elan Call Mark Stark Secy, and Treas. Bryce Wadley Elmer Timothy Clarence Palmer News Reporter Hon Tobbler Boyd C. Davis Elmer Graff Rulon Lewis Clair Christensen Orva Call Carl Bodily A. C. Hull Carlyle Bunker Carl Baliff Dean Anderson Clarence Ashton Reed Crystal Anton Gleason Clark Larson Rulon Hinkley Howard Roberts Barney Dougal Edward Aycock Ralph Thacker Thoral Larson Melvin Leavitt LeRoy Baxter Leonal Harris rienn Sanders AG. CLUB  ■[ 206 ]f Roy Gibbons, President; Caroline Eyring, Vice-President; Catherine Eyring, Ada Haymore, Katy Hayniore. Guy Richie. H. Greer, Lavon Curtis, Glen Peterson, Don Decker, Loren Skousen, Clarence Skousen. Wayne Webb, Basil Skousen, Myrtle Peterson. Homer Wakefield. Maud Foote. Delia McBride, Lola Ellsworth, Earl Piatt, Anthony Eyring. ARIZONA CLUB [ 207 ]f ALBERT CORLESS. ' Praider p JENNIE HOLBROOK. TJ.M-Trcsidcnt- EUNICE BIRD, Sicriiary ' SreasuTeT PROVO, UTAH MEMBER DRAMA LEAGUE OF AMERICA T. EARL PARDOE, State ' Keprescntatii.T and ' Program LUCILLE TUTTLE. Troducnon e wiraian RUTH WATTS. Junior Trogram THE Provo Drama Center has been in existence since 1920 and has brought to its members such numbers as William Butler Yeats, William W. Ellsworth, Louis Untermeyer, Maude Scheerer, Guy Bates Post, San Carlos Opera, Helen Mencken, Robert Mantell, Tony Sarg ' s Marionnettes, and many others which would have passed by but for the Center interest. This year John Van Druten came as our special guest. We also tried for the Theatre Guild, but their itinerary did not permit a visit here. f[ 208 ] ■ THE STUDIO GUILD Patrons Klbert H. Eastmniul Faculty Advisor Gerrit De Jong Rent F. Larson Edgar M. Jensen Laval S. Morris Members Seated — Bent F. Larson, Florence Frandsen, Alberta Johnson, Raymond Bailey. Beatrice Parsons, Clyde Fecliser, President; Rae Rust, Editli Bee, Elmer Johnson. Sfaudiug ' La Von Curtis, Alice Egbert. Walker. Alice Taylor, Clifford Rutherford. Anna Hughes, Elbert Anderson, Nita Wakefield. Farrel Collet t. Members not on Picture — Verle Dixon, Ira Phillips. Allie Jensen, Carlisle Braithwaite. f[ 209 ] AMICI Top Rozv — Glenn Vincent, Lee Spencer, Earl Piatt, Barr Washburn, Crede Kindred. Anthony Sowards. Bottom Rozv — Mark Jenkins, President; Keith Sumner, I ' ice-P resident ; Alma Neilson, Evan M. Croft, Henry Stewart, George Wilkes, Isaac Dun ford. NU-VEKO Top Rozv — Clifford Knudsen, William Waldron, Ross Dickson, Vernon Dusenberry. Arthur Birk. Perry McArthur, Reed McArthur, Reed Phillips, and Phil Anderson. Bottom Rozv — Harry McCoard, Max Olsen, Harry Olsen, Walter Corbett, Pres.; Ray Phillips, Vicc-Prcs.; Ralph Lichfield, Sec. and Treas.; Welby Brown, Mervin Peterson and Jex Boyack. The following members, and not in picture: Guy Hillman, George Corbett, Harold Handley. [ 210 ] I VAL HY RIC ' S Front Rou- — Willis K. Dunkley. Donald Merrill, Vice-President; Lawrence Bodily, Alvin Hull, Reporter; Osmond Dunford. Rulon Tueller. Hack Rozv — Owen Skousen, Elwood Clark, Karl Bailiff. Farrell Collett, Athletic Manager; Max Gilchrist, President; Claude Snow, Secretary and Representative; Joseph Goff, Clifford G. Price. Members Xot in Picture — K. E. Gardn-r, Wright Wclker, Lewis Perkins, Wi ' liam Wixom, Kenneth Weight. MINA CLARIS Front i?ou ' — IJillie Bean, Evelyn Brown, Eva Knudson, Lucille Tuttle, President ; Ardell Ludlow. ' esta Snell, Marion RizEsel ' . Bock Rozc — Btrnice Barton, Leah Broadbent, Helen Romney. Florence Peterson, Anna Smoot, Vice-President ; Margaret Broadbent, Eimice Bird. Secretary and Treasurer. y[211 ] Hii.vjARDiA Front Rozv — Dean A. Anderson, President; Clark Larson, Elmer Timothy, Secretary; Ray B. Christensen, Clarence Ashton. Ralph Thacker, Eaniey Dougall, Carlyle Bunker. Standhig — Dr. Clawson Y. Cannon, Howard Roberts, Donald Tobler, Veland D. Call, I ' lcc-President; Berne P. Broadbent, University Representative; Boyd Davis, Byron H. Parker, Elmer Graff, Paul Pearson, Dr. T. L. Martin, Members Not in Picture — Gerald Burr, Cleon Sanders, C. Burdette Craine, Reporter; Clair Christensen, Edward Aycock, Clarence Palmer, Orsen Hansen, Edward Hutchings, Stancell H. Greer, Rulon Lewis Clyde Sumsion, Alvin Monson DI THALIANS Front Row — Alice Carter, Alta M. Braithwaite, Vice-President; Mary Dahl, Elaine Thompson, Katie Ludlow, Wanda Petty, Ella Brockbank, Bertha Vogel. Back Row — Enphamia Hunter, Erma Johnson, Gail Johnson, Representative: Rubye il. Bartholomew, President; Jewel Willardson, LaRue Goold, Margretta Faar. Members Not in Picture — Ada Showalter, Norma Reece, Maud™ Olson, Mariam Colton, lone Ludlow. y[212]r ■Y ■• CHEMICAL SOCIETY Lorin C. Bryner, President; Ray C. Houtz, Vice-Prcsiiient : Ida Tanner, Secretary and Tresaurer Honorary Members — Dr. F. S. Harris, Dr. C. E. Maw, Hugh H. Peterson, Dr. V. P. Cottam, Delbert Greenwood. LA ONACLEA ' alvi Terr Anna Grace. President; Lena Bishop, Mary Burch, Secretary and Treasurer; Eunice Badger, Reporter: Effie Hilton, Ida Stoker, Minnie Hendricks, May Baird, Ida Clark, May Prior, Anna Spotten, Tillie Jones, May Terry, Eleanor Bishop, Inez Durrant, Clara Farnsworth, Marian Agren, Recreation Leader; Marie Danielson, I ' ice-President : Georgia Dimick, Gaye Diniick, Wanda Bushnell. [213 ]f H iri IDAHO CLUB Ffoi ' t Rozi ' — . sel Lambert, Irei TIart, iVIignon Michaelson, Kditli Rich, l. elsa Jacobs, Emeline Serine, Max Gilchrist, Dorotliy Decker, I ' icc-Presidcut ; Don Corless, Mayme Laird, A. C. Hull. Second ?ott — Louis Perkins, Gay Dimick, Alta Rreathwaite. Don Merrill, Rollon Rich, Ted Banett, Leah Nielsen, Alice Snyder, Bruce Gilchrist, President. Third Row — Farrell Callett, Wm. K. Tanner, Mary Dunkley. Joe Goff, LeRoy Groberg, Reed Banett. Ronald Percell, Mark Patterson, IL R. Merrill. Jay Painter. Wallace Wallentine, Ralph Simmons. JUAB CLUB MEMBERS Back Row — Wanda Petty, Mrs. PL V. Hoyt, Dean H. V. Hoyt, LeGrande Mangelson, President Earl Garrett, Frank Wilson, Cleon Sanders, Anna Grace, Helen Mangelson, Clarence Carvers, Oarence Wilson, Grant Gardner. Front Row — Raymond Bailey, May Andrews, Edith Belliston. Thelma Hassle, Ltdand lioswell, Trena Bailey, au i o Allen, Pearl Dable. [ 214 ]y LIMA PSI Wesley Porter Secretary and Treasurer O. Blaine Larsen Newell Frei La ' on Yonng LaX ' ell Jackson Vice-Presiden t Wendall Candland President Owen Ciillimore Merrill Stucki TAU KAPPA ALPHA Front Ro-u — C. A. Lambert, Ed. M. Rowe. Mary Graham. Thoma; L. Martin. E. neAlton Partridge. Clifton Moffitt. Back Ro-w — Glenn Dickson. George S. Baliff, Christen Jensen. Don B. Cluff. Hugh M. Woodward, T. Earl Pardee. y[215] DAVID STAR JORDAN BIOLOGY CLUB ■[ 216 ] ALPHA KAPPA PSI Atithon V. Hayiiie ' eriial Worthington A. Noble Kimball Reul F. Jacobson Reed Porter Charles A. Wall Harry Parker John E. Buckwalter Grant Tliurgood Henry D. Taylor Master of Rituals Harrison ' . Hoyt Jean H. Alleman Treasurer Charles M. Berge Secretary Joseph T. Bentley Diary Correspondent Reed G. Starley A. Rex Johnson D epH ty Dist. Cou nselo r Ralph Naylor Leland Boswell Robert Curtis Garr Gardner ■ Garn Webb IVarden Preston Robinson Chaplain Bill Edwards John L. Allen . Vice-President Gordon Crandall W. Clarence John G. ElRoy Nelson Lowry Anderson President Earl Garrett V. Dale Pearson r[217]r NAUTILUS Anne Ostlund Secretary Gloria K. Maiigum Vice-President Erma Merrill Treasurer Edna M. Ball President LorRaine Chipman Rhoda Johnson Representative Jane Farmer Mary B. Ostlund Gladys Sorensen Evelyn Ostlund Alice T rinton Marie Youkstetter Ada Jensen Verda Ratdielor Dezzie Farmer Naomi Seamount Lmee ' an Wagenen Audrey Ostlund Members Not in Picture — Helen McArthur, Florence Robinson, Geneal Anderson, Maurine Peck. Active Alumnae — {Not in picture)— Gladys Seamount Markliam, Celestia Johnson Taylor, Edith Lewis Meredith, Erma Murdock Dixon, Grace Folland, Ethel Lewis. Maud Dixon Markham, Aline Bonnett, Editli Jones Johnson [ 218 ]y TAU SIG I. Garn Webb Vice-President Rex Johnson Richard 11. Thorne President 11. Weymeth Rolands Max Thomas Grant Thurgood Grant B. Tuttle Clarence Secretary and Treasurer Vacher Brown Ingersoll Charles M. Berge Clifford Dangerfield Paul Allen Warden Boyd Rasmussen Fred A. Lewis Robert Curtis euel F, Jacobsen Robert Ilushman Jay Anderson Don Chr:slensen Lowry Anderson Clarence John r[ 219 ] Selena Roberts President Alberta Scorup Secretary and Treasurer CESTA TIES Thela Buchanan Parlianicntanan Caroline Eyring Vice-President Lucile Romney Social Chairman Bessie Collins Wilma Jeppson Fern Jude rau i e Hinckley Edith Rich Jennie Holbrook Carolyn Scorup Catherine Eyring Edith Bee Maxine Clayton Emma Harris Dorothy Harmon Melba Blackburn Erma D. Heindselman Marie Tervort Allie Jensen Gertrude Partridge f[ 220 ] Vernal Wortliington G. Kenneth Handley Vice-President NUGGETS Robert K. Allen Karl r.unnell Paul S. Dixon R. Thornton Snow James W. Poulton Victor R. Taylor Don C. Corbett Donald M. Dixon William Jackson Dix ]M. Jones Fred M. Moore Joseph K. Allen Donald P. Lloyd Univ. Council Representative Marion W. Halliday Vern D. Greetie Clarence D. Taylor William P. Edwards V. Lynn IilIer Sccrelary a ui Treasurer John L. Allen Bruce M. Cox Henry D. Taylor President C. Erwin Nelson LeGrande Anderson David F. Hart r rin C. Bryner Clarence S. Boyle J. Ire] Hart Leiand G, Larsen W. Thalman Hasler Harold A. Candland [221] Camille Olsen Clayton Sorenson Wilma Sorenson Charles Wall Delia Robertson Phares L. Nielsen Genile . llred James Jacobs President Hilda Peterson Alma Xielson SAN PETE CLUB Gladys Sorenson Vice-President Ross Graham Bernice Barton Morris Rasmussen Ruth Olsen Kdgel Blackham Theima Eown Boyd W. Madben Mary Monson Heber Dennison Ila Miner Secretary and Treasurer Ralph Erickson Evelyn Brown Ronald Dykes Julia Faux r[ 222 ] SANS SOUCI Lowell Johnson I ' ice-President O. Preston Robinson President Gerrilt de Jong Sponsor Rted G. Starley Sccrrtary and Treasurer Gordon Crandall McRay Magleby J. Theodore Arbon G. EI Roy Xelson Albert W Corless Reed Porter Eldon Crowther Newel V. Bown Teddie C, Hansen Artie U. Miner T. Delece Andelin Russell Magleby Jay E. Painter Rondo Robinson Vm. S. Lewis Claude Eggertson Eldon Brinley Tharol Larson r[223]r GAMMA PHI OMICRON Violet Elliot Instructor -Maude TucKerfield Instructor Effie S lustri arnic ctor k Anna Page Instructor Lola Ellsworth President Alberta Scorup Vic -President Jean Coleman Treasurer Arlene Harris Secretary ' erona Fieldings Marie Kindred Edna Shelley Catherine Eyring Lula McCIellan Dona Hansen Evelyn Brown Iva Phillips Lucile Straw Afton Finlinson •[ 224 ] Numt) er r _ __ ,-c--- r .• . . V K- V - ix i f V ■j i4 226 BUNYON AFTER THE BAWL IS OVER After the Prom — When you are tired and your feet are sore; After school when vacation days have lost their glamor; After an exam in Psychology; After being bounced for your board bill; After walking home from a boat ride; When the blues grip you; When you ' ve had a spat with HIM; When your wife goes home to mother; When your check doesn ' t come from home: When you find out for sure that she doesn ' t love you; Before retiring and after each meal; The first thing upon arising; For your daily dozen laughs; For flat feet; For Halitosis; For the Ha Ha ' s; For canker and false teeth; Use Bunyon Oil ROBERT NIGHT ALLEN Alias Bob Allen Alias Boob Allen Alias Gold Brick Allen Alias The Ape Man Wanted at Provo High School for de- frauding the males. Im- poster and fakir. Last iseen at side show at Barnum and Bailey ' s circus. Wanted by snake charmer, and ani- mal trainer. Eloped with bearded lady. Charged with petty lar- ceny. Escaped from East Side Institute. Shoot on sight. No reward. KATHLEEN BENCH Alias The Tiger Woman Under World Queen Chicago Sal Height: 66 inches. Hair: Short. Face: Queer. (Sub- ject to change without notice. ' ) Complexion: Has changed. Age: Guess again. Wanted in 1 9 states for kidnaping and murder. Escaped from state industrial school in 1927. and was last seen with huge corn on little toe of left foot. Poses as movie actress. Attempts to imitate Theda Bara. or Clara Bow. Wanted in Provo, for black mail and defraud of males. Reward in heaven. CONFIDENCE MAN, POLYGAMIST, SWINDLER LEGRAND ANDERSON Alias ' Shiek Anderson Alias Andy Gump Description Tall and beautiful. Eyes sore from fre- quenting cheap vaude- ville. Wanted by twenty- five women. Captured by one in 1927-28. Reward, $3.98. left isle, bargain county. THE RICH MAN ' S DEATH Or THE MOURNERS CHANT The rich man ' s death was wide announced, Relatives heard and thought: The will, the will, I wonder what ' s in the will! Does it bode us good — Or iU. The telegrams his praise pronounced While cousins more news sought, — The will, the will, I wonder what ' s in the will! Does it bode us good — Or ill.? The rich man ' s corse was well attended, His relatives sat and pondered, The will, the will, I wonder what ' s in the will! Does it bode us good — Or ill.? The preacher ' s words with truth were blended While relatives wept and wondered — The will, the will, I wonder what ' s in the will! Does it bode us good — Or ill.? They placed him in his own rich vault While his family groaned — and mumbled, The will, the will, 1 wonder what ' s in the will! Does it bode us good — • Or ill.? Away they rushed both well and halt And through his papers fumbled, Ah, here ' s the will, See what ' s in the will! God! It bodes us good — And ill! — E. L. Roberts Try Presidential Brand Hosiery The famous Milk white color for Contented Calves COOLIDGE HOSIERY CORP. They do not choose to run BUNYON 227 The Student Supply Excavation (Sometimes called the Stadium Scoop ) This space was to have contained a picture of the place, but it would only have been a hole and you couldn ' t have seen anything anyway — so we accidentally omitted it. Never go to town to buy anything when we can charge twice as much for it here. — We have It. All prophets from this store go to study ' em. No individual receives one scent — Effes Aris. Throw Away Your Alarm Clock- Try our patent pyjamas and you will awaken in time for every class — No need to miss breakfast or be late for school. Two Weeks (Free) Trial BARBED WIRE PYJAMA CO.. INC. Shy lock Reducing Corp. {We extract a pound of flesh) Are you happy? Do you want to be popular! Are you a wall flower. ' ' Do you sleep well in classes? Do your professors give you As? If not then what You need to do is REDUCE Shylock Reducing Compound One trial will convince We Jew you down 228 BUNYON OUR BUNYON KITTY BUNYON 229 Culture Plus LEST the school year 1927-28 remain anonymous and thus be illegitimate in the generations of B. Y. U. school periods, let us give it a name. Shall it be called the stadium year? Nay. for the stadium was conceived years ago. and its incubation period does not end until next fall. Shall we dub it the men ' s wardrobe, or the Social Unit, or the athletic renaissance year. Probably we arc now approaching an appropriate identification tag for 1927-28. Why not agree that the eight months just passing, shall be known in history as the Academic Culture Year. The year when Brigham Young stepped from overalls into dress suits. There you are. You can ' t beat the term, for it connotes all that has gone on from September until June, and it has a world of mean- ing. This Academic Culture Year, initiated as it was by our good President. Franklin Stewart Harris, after his sojourn with Kings and Consuls. Monarchs and Missionaries in all parts of the world, shall stand out as the epochal period of B. Y. U. history. Is there any student or faculty member so ungrateful as not to be glad that culture has at last come to Brigham Young University. ' We are the salt of the earth; the aristocracy of earth ' s teeming millions: the choicest blood of the Lord ' s selected few. That bemg the case, why should not all that the world has in culture, in refinement, in social and educational excellence, in appearance as well as in reality — why should not all this be our inheritance? Boasting direct decent from the tented culture of the Israelites, from the traveling nomads of Asia Minor, from the tough Teutons of the north countries, from England ' s merry monarchs. from pioneers of New England, from the hunted and driven Mormons of ' 49. and from recent Rotarians and all who are now great, let us no longer have the appearance of false humility, but rather let us strut to our full proportions. The faculty has good right to clean its finger-nails, and to brush the dust from its shoes, and to shave daily. It should also wear its collars no longer than six days, that they might rest on the seventh. And there is good reason why its pants should not bag at the knees as well as the seat. But. even my enthusiasm for culture stands hesitant at proposing that this learned group of blue blooded educators shall adorn them- selves with swallow tails and tuxedos. May the president be merciful in his demands in this respect or let him install a tailor on the campus. For suppose that Harrison R. Merrill and Dr. T. L. Martin would be forced to exchange pants for economic reasons. There is. however, no good reason that the students m general should not step up into the code and habits of refined society at one big step. They should adopt the president ' s wardrobe immediately. Let them wear business suits when they buy from the merchants, academic costumes in classes, sport suits as they hike to and from Maeser Hill and. perhaps, as they walk home from auto rides into the country. Then, when the blushing sun ducks down behind the desert horizon, let the students place about their select and smooth forms the dinner jacket for evening study or for informal visiting after dinner, as was the wont and habits of their pioneer ancestors. At formal functions — and may they be frequent — let them appear in the swallow tail, and the high silk hat. and the spats, and the patent leather shoes. In order that the costume may have its proper setting, let the students swing polished canes about their heads as they walk to and fro at social functions. Also let their hands never be ungloved except at suitable moments. In all gatherings, where men and women meet, friendliness should be tempered with formality, lest it become familiar. The weeds of culture should be such as will keep people safely apart, and permit them to observe each others externals at great distances, for distance lends liberty to the imagination, and romance has no chance to work at close-up points. Yes. when the history of Brigham Young University is seen from the perspective of years to come, the school year 1927-28 will stand out as the turning point, when the old school started on its career of culture and collegiate practices. Let us give thanks. — The Editor. GEO. K. LEWIS BUN YON 231 O btrattnn To dedicate a publication such as the Bunyon to any one is. according to Bud Fisher, like naming a cross-eyed kid after somebody. But Bud had an easier time than I. because he dedicated his book to the guy who ran off with his sweetheart. Not having a feminine entanglement, I have been at a loss until finally a (wssible solution has arrived. When we check back over the years and trace down all the devilment which has occurred, nine times out of ten. the leads end at the same source. The chief instigator of humor, trouble, devilment, practical jokes, et cettera. is well known to most of us. being none other than our friend and accomplice. George K. Lewis, alias Georkee. To him 1 dedicate this volume. Some reports have it that he was born at the B. Y. U.. but tracing his birthplace and checking with his mother. I am happy to say that this statement is false. He did, however, spend many years here and it seems he took out his degree in a course of time. He was an intimate friend of Karl G. Maeser and he loves to tell of the time when he took Alice Reynolds to her graduation exercises. It was he who tossed a monkey wrench into the cogs of the machinery and delayed the laying of the corner stone of the Maeser Memorial. He also startled the whole institution by giving out the starting information that not a single window on the second story of the Educational Building was licked — not even the ladies ' rest room. When did you really first start going to the B. Y. U.. ' I asked him. Well sir. he began reminiscently. It was way back when the tuition was twelve dollars and fifty cents and the big dipper was just a collapsible cup and the dog star, but a new-born pup. In fact. I can remember most all the incidents of the early days of the University, except when Professor Poulson used to cuss the teachers for piling on more work. He was well liked around the school, especially by the ladies. His shiekish appearance, caused many a young lady ' s heart to leap and slip, but none could phase him until a young lady who was collecting antiques, came along and fell for his rare old mug. He was recognized as Professor Eastmond ' s pet stu- dent and an intimate acquaintance of Prof. T. C. V. Romney. as was shown by the amount of time he spent in Romney ' s private office. Prof. Romney even petitioned for another chair, because Georkee was always occupying the only extra one he had. The faculty had two special sessions to try and determine how much rent should be paid by Lewis for his spot on the President ' s carpet which he occupied with monotonous regulariiry. Didn ' t you ever g«t tired and wish to leave the school? he was asked. Only once. he returned. And that was when Prof. Romney, in a fit of anger ordered me to either go to school or get off the campus. That was the only time I came near leaving home. He was often seen carrying large stacks of books to and from the Library, but we didn ' t find out her name until later. He enjoyed life here for many years and had he not left in 1927 it would have kept him jumping to graduate during leap year. Being a true patriot his only regret as he hung onto the school year after year, was that he had only one life to give to bis college. There is only one wish I would make. he said at parting. That is that when I die I want mV body to be cremated and my ashes mixed with the sweeping compound and used on the halls of the University, so that my spirit may hover over the old ruins and I will feel at home throughout all eternity. 232 BUNYON A PAGE FROM THE FAMILY ALBUM From safety pins to suspenders might safely be applied to the above snapshots. However, will not attempt to really give a name to the above, because we are rather rushed for time and we can ' t think of one anyway. But by way of explanation, we will state that the above pictures are authentic and guaranteed to be genuine, if not pure. If you will look them over carefully, you will readily see or guess who is the principal character in this great Meller- drama. Since this section is dedicated to our friend Georkee. we are showing pictures of him from the milk-bucket age to the boy scout period. In the first picture, it may be necessary to point out which one is he. so the reader will not be confused. The one between the ladies (as usual) is Geork — not the burro. His four-footed friends may have had some influence upon his later life. (We ' re not referring to his ears.) Next we find him in the milk-bucket (on the University farm ) waiting for breakfast. As usual he is first in line where eats are conce rned. Then we see him celebrating Christmas with the ladies, looking rather disgusted as he sees it a tea party. He doesn ' t mind tea. but he ' s from Arizona, not Boston. Being a good mixer, he is always in the swim and we see him at his old tricks, imitating Earl Carrol and annoying the ladies in the bath tub. Just observe the ex- pression of disgust where he stands with the hoe, realizing that the time has arrived, when he must dig in and work for a living. The next picture shows him first giving vent to his criminal tendencies when he was caught (and clouted) when in the sugar bowl. The picture almost looks like a flash snap and we can see that even at that early age he was becoming acquainted with night life. Doesn ' t he look sweet in dresses? Just notice the center picture and observe the graceful form and pigeon toes. He claims that he had just slipped that on. because his sister had borrowed his trousers while he slept. The corner pic- ture proves that even in his early dates, he had a pull with the ladies. (Another version states that he began making an ass of himself for the ladies at that early date.) But then his mother informs us that she bought him a tool chest so he could become an artist — not an artisan. However, she is still sadly disappointed. The picture in the scout uniform shows why he has always had such an aversion to the army. It ' s a cruel world, and if any one should show pictures of me like this, I ' d carry them up to the 82d floor of the Woolworth building and — here wait a minute Geork — I ' d give them a nice ride down on the elevator and buy them a chocolate malted milk — so there. When do we eat? BUN YON 23 3 The Old Grad Visits the Campus MY. how times have changed! When I first came to Provo. the chief institution was seen on the foot of the eastern hills. Now. the young chaps refer to it as the East Side High and the Ware- house Academy, has become a full-fledged University, dragging a street along with it. Did roads have been covered with cement and great trees have been cut down for telephone lines. Traffic! I remember when Bullock ' s bull scared Holbrook ' s spanking team of mares and they had a runaway on Center street, and made so much noise, that half the town came out of the saloons and watched young Swenson catch them on his pinto pony. And later, a one-horse street car brought the boys and girls up to the Academy for a nickel a ride. There was nothing yellow about transportation in those days! It was nothing un- common to see East Provo and West Provo driving real race horses at a healthy gait. My. what a change! Look at the girls and boys nowadays. When I was in college, all the school boys used to wear derby hats, baggy clothes and square-toed shoes. And their hair looked like a mop-cloth. The old men wore beards down to their waists. And the girls! Their hair was five feet long and was filled with rats. Dresses trailed the ground and their sleeves had enough cloth in ' em to make a modern girl ' s dress! When I was a boy. if a man hid behind a woman ' s skirt, he was a coward, if he can do it now-a-days. he ' s a magician. We used to sit on the bench on the bank corner and enjoy windy days. 1 don ' t think the young fellers appreciate the times they ' re living in. The other day I saw a girl ' s track meet. Imagine my Ma lettin ' her daughter appear in public without twenty yards of cloth draped all over her! And we used to put more sole and less cheek into our dancing! The present-day wrestler can learn more holds from an audience than was known to a professional wrestler, when I was a boy. And the women used to pad fore and aft. They don ' t take up near so much room as they used to. and I guess that ' s because we ' re con- serving resources and they want to help all they can. I once got my ears boxed darn hard, because I peeked through the keyhole and saw my sister put a little powder on her nose. The other evening, twenty girls in the first four rows of our church powdered their whole faces, while the choir leader led the con- gregation in the Doxology! My. times have changed! And gum cost lots more then, than it does now. Men used to do all the talkin ' in public: now they ' re taking to writing, so as to preserve part of their vocabulary. It used to be unlady-like to discuss public affairs, now the women are fluent on all Dam projects. The men used to govern the States, as well as home, now they are permitted to enjoy one-half of their clubs. Women are being hired in the schools as fast as the men are being fired. It won ' t be long now, until you boys will be staying home and tending to one child, until it is old enough to be sent to the primary, where the public school system will free you from further obligations. When a woman married a man in my days, it usually lasted through a long period of years, until the couple got fairly acquainted with each other. But now!! I was readin ' in the paper, the other day, that for every three marriages, there was one that was followed by a divorce. Seems like that ' s where you young ' uns aren ' t living up to your privileges and opportunities. It doesn ' t fit my teachings to have about one-fourth of our children without both their parents. Yes. times have changed! And I believe I ' d rather be a young fellow of your day, than one of mine, but this much I ' ll say. liberty shouldn ' t be synonomous with abuse. Some of the boys who used to horse race are still the best example of manhood. But our mothers ' sacrifice taught much that should never die. Live today, but honor the past. Last Minute Flashes As we go to press, the news comes to us that the old Cougar Cat has dragged in another victory. The Y track men have just completed taking state honors at the big track meet, setting new records in the hurdles, the half-mile and mile relay, and tying the state record in the quarter-mile run. Rowe alone, was responsible for nineteen and one-half points. Our kitty does make a real catch every once in a while. 1 i i i HEARD AT THE TRACK MEET jjne — why do they call these races heats. jjnie I guess they run until they are all warmed up and then the one with the highest temperature wins. ■t i i 1 Let ' s go over to the church house and pick up a couple of chorus girls. i 1 i i Cleo — Tarbo, don ' t you dare take any more of that vile liquor! Tarbo — Aw, please, just one little cat-nip. i i i 1 We hereby extend a vote of thanks to Professor McAllister for teaching us to appreciate good music. i i i i In the olden days we used to go out and shoot a buck to get a pair of trousers. But times have changed. % now shoot twenty bucks and get hardly enough to cover our nether limbs. ■fill Think how lucky the early Mormon kids were! They had many more opportunities to remain away from school. Just think how many grandmothers they had. ■ • • Clarke Larsen says that as schools nears the closing date, he is so broke that he couldn ' t buy a feed of oats for a night-mare. 234 BUNYON JUST FOR REMEMBRANCE Your presents is requested at the Old Gold arty in the Third Ward Hall Saturda3 evening, April 21, 1928 Ei ht o ' clock p. m. G ldraission . . . $ .10 (Net Saving $1.40) BOARDING HOUSE FABLES Student ' s vision: Landlady ironing his shirts with broad smile. y • Guess what is wrong with this sentence: If anyone wants to take my car. said the landlord, It ' s out there in front full of gas. ■t i -t -f The Ford: What are you tryin ' to pull? You ' re choking me! 1 i i 1 The sun shines through upon him but still he doesn ' t see the light. ■ ■ Enterprising Poet: I shall write about a mountain and get inspiration from your stony stare. THE LATEST SONG HITS Chop Suey Must Be Putty Cause They Use It To Fill Up Chinks. i 1 i i When They Wash The Nigger Baby Do They Have To Use Tar Soap? i 1 i -t Judge, to girl reporter: The prisoner was exoner- ated. Girl Reporter: Oh, you mean thing! There ought to be a law against capital punishment! ' i -t i i Have you read the Condensed History of Borden, writ- ten in his Dairy? No. He must have been a Canny Scot. i -t i -f Will you have another drink? Heavens no! Give me a glass of fire extinguisher to stop the burning in my throat! i 1 i i Is Tom Mix a bronch rider? Is he! He can ride anything from Pike ' s Peak to a Charlie horse! The room was so quiet you could hear a drop gurgle. ■t 1 1 -t LATEST FACULTY YELL Three chairs for Harrison R. Merrill! i i i ■( She was only a hog-raisers daughter, but she sure made a ham out of me. 1 -t i i Is it a real formal, I asked, Or are they wearing their own clothes? It ' s not a real formal, it ' s a B. Y. U. Formal, All the boys are ordering milk. ■f i i i We wonder who puts the cats out at night? THE FIRST WILD LIFE PARTY BUNYON 235 THE SADIES By Quippling ( With Apologies) I ' ve taken my fun where I ' ve found IT I ' ve loved, motored, necked in my time. I ' ve found fun in picking up sweethearts But few of the lot were prime. One was a well painted Senior, And one was a Junior from Cal. One was a shy little cross-country lass — Heaven help the poor studious gal. Now I am a good hand with the ladies. I can handle good, bad. tame, and wild. But I sure draw the line and I will every time At another Co-ed child. I was a young ' un at college. I hardly knew how to begin To become well in touch with the ladies- Till the well painted kid broke me in. Faster ' n me, but I trailed her. Stepped high and wide, I did sir! It seemed a good joke, to always be broke. But I learned about women from her. Then as a Sophomore in College I began looking round for a gal. And I took with a baby faced Senior, A sweet little Sheba from Cal. Lively, vivacious, and willful, A fiery vixen she were. And by all the dams. I flunked all exams ' But — I learned about women from her. Somehow I was rated a Junior, Or I might have yet been lower class, And I got me a sweet little Sophomore, A shy little cross-country lass. She taught me the comforts of home life. From which pleasures I ne ' er wish to stir. But she biffed me in haste, as my arm clutched her waist And I learned about women from her! And then came my last year in College (Friends and Prof ' s all hoped ' twas the last) I was tired and worn out with women And Cupid ' s flag hung at half-mast. I crammed, studied, copyed, and worked sir! As a degree loomed faintly in view. So a few short months later I said Good bye Alma Mater, I ' ve learned about women from you! What do Freshmen ladies think. ' No one ever knows. What of Soph ' s and Juniors? Just the same I s ' pose. For when it comes right down to facts Whether discussing thoughts or sins. The Freshman baby, and the Senior lady. Are sisters clear to their shins. It was just a game of hearts, of which he was rapidly growing weary. He had been interested at first, but there were too many. Hearts were his for the asking, some he had to reach out for. but always they were his. Some he kept awhile, fondling them, only to turn them loose again when he wearied. Then the queenly one came to him, dark and sinister. Like all the rest she was his from the start. From the first he feared her. He must rid himself of her at any cost. And even as he thought she came to him again, all alone. He held her close to him. running his fingers over her satiny face. His chance had come to cast her from him forever. A wicked gleam was in his eye, and his face lighted with a look of triumph. His change had come. He cast her from him saying, Away deceitful witch, away from me forever. He sat back and breathed easier, relief showed upon his destorted face. I thought I would get caught with that damn queen of spades. he quoth. It was just a game of hearts at a half a cent a point. SONG HIT— When Its Springtime In The Rockies {With apologies to Pratt Betters) 236 BUNYON SExm iiuiuniw i iia H,R,M OR How WE PRODUCE A IMWfNG- ' teens ■j ) .Aj Do you play basket ball, ' ' ambitioned the Beauteous Dame. And there were a reat many heard him gyrate, hoop to tell you. ' Von- linger on that, but do not stray. They get tiorse. ' ■ ' ' if here can I produce a Dark Horse n-ithout a yellow stripe? thought aloud the Coach. ' ' ' ' In Gallop, IS. M., thundered the Old ISags who strayed about loosely. Whereupon Rothchild inquired, ' ' ' What makes the ocean moan, and loss, and roll, and groan the way it is in the habit of doing? (A snicker is heard from the gallery. Someone has heard the answer.) A loud voice with a puny homo attached volunteers, If you had as many crabs on your bottom as that ocean, well, imagine what you would do. And the long procession of invalids from the History Department prevented the massacre. Adduce! i 1 -f i WHEN IS A DRUNK? room, the night-club and the home we cling to our well- Masterly definition of drunkenness has been made by a tried formula: committee of the British Medical Association. There is no If YO boast that you ' re drunk, you ' re not: if you insist single test, they say. They put no trust in the rapid you ' re sober, you ' re drunk. — iudge. pulse, the repetition of phrases, walking a crack on the floor, or failure of the eyes to converge. They would GOAT TO IT Crow ' s nest and ladies observe jointly the state of clothing, smell of breath. m h vi r ' bowers — ability to pick up a coin, deftness in turning around quickly teacher said. Go. write jj presented their lure and a dozen other things. More pure science is found in poem. p sentiment lofty, pure: the Cincinnati traffic court system. There the suspected So I cudgled my brain But these I disdained souse is tricked into giving a sample of his breath by In a fit to obtain As too highly constrained blowing up a football. The captured breath is then passed What I thot would please So I fluridly wrote: through a gas which betrays the percentage of alcohol, and , ,■ ■ , , , Little goat, little goat ►u • ► -• J J r 11 J he dispeptic old wheeze. ,, . , the intoxication graded as follows: How is your sore throat? Less than. 1 %..... .Dry and decent ' Thru the field I wandered Since you drank all my gin, T% to .2% Delighted and devilish studied and pondered; Where have you been? .2% to .3% Delinquent and disgusting Grass, trees, flowers. And the teacher said. Bah! .3% to .4% Dizzy and delirious • • ■ ■ .4% to .5% Dazed and dejected INNOCENCE More than .5% Dead drunk ,,m , jr-i . cc.u ' When we showed Cris Lewis a picture of September That procedure may do very well in sending taxi-drivers Morn, he blushed and exclaimed, Goodness! Who did to the workhouse. But for daily social use, in the locker- you get to pose for that? BUNYON 237 JL ' DGES, 11 DeALTON PARTRIDGE Alias Big Fried Tater and Egg Man Vanted for white slavery. I Blonds. ) Deserter from the Boer War. Criminal conspiracy to win oratory medals. Wanted for the defraud of borders. Description Guess vot nationality he iss. (Nose sirr. i Musician and author impersonator. Looks like Abraham Lincoln, with varia- tions. Drunkard and Klepto manias. (Has taking ways.) Last scene, shoveling smoke out of gun powder factory. 1 1 1 i What does she look likeP Well, she ' s the kind that has calves that only a cow could love. 1 1 1 i She called him Maple Syrup. because he was just a refined sap. 1 1 1 i Speaking of auto rides. Melba says that she has gone so far that instead of using roller skates, she had to use a compass to get home. OUR SUBJECT IS FINALLY BROUHT TO A HEAD G. K. L. « Co. I was taken for a trimming yesterday and still I figure that I got my money ' s worth. When I feel a chronic tick- ling at the back of my ears, I know that it is time for the fort-nightly visit to the tonsorial parlor. No, dear reader, that is not where a throat specialist awaits those with a down-in-the-mouth feeling, it is where you get your hair cut. Not only a hair cut but also something to put on it to make it grow fast so you ' ll have to hurry back and have it done all over again. These tonsorial artists know their colors as well as their patrons because they appeal to the little shavers with a big stick dolled up like peppermint candy and starts them in early at a habit that is seldom overcome unless they join the House of David or become poets. The manipulator of the clipping machine was buried in a Saturday Evening Post which he shut up as I entered. Shut up is rather a poor phrase to describe an act of a barber, for as he scrapes up faces with a razor he seeks to scrape up acquaintances with such leads as: Wonderful fall weather we ' re having lately; seen the new cords the and ' ashburn fled and was counted as a heathen unto all Israel that day. CHAPTER 11 N( ) ' behold it came to pass that all the land was filled with green caps, and there wa not any place where they were Hdt. 1 And from the north unto the south there was peace, many spats and much raking of leaves, and Alxlash Bushwah Cluff was coinited as a great man and a worthy policeman, 3 liut behold as the lightning flashed out of the East, ' ' and they knew not from whence it came, so did there begin to be murmur ings in the land. And the space of two court sessions had not passed away before there was found much nashing of teeth, and stiffneckedness. And Washburn ' rose up aitd cried out against justice, and there was much con- cern in Israel. 4 Xow it did come to pass that 1 did perceive that Abdash Hush wall Cluff was much to blame. In the hour of his weakness, yeah in the hour of his transgression, he did sin. and was no longer fit to be chief unto Lsrael. Yeah his list of telephone numbers did wax ex ceedingly, ' ' and the young maid ens of our land loved him ' dearly. . Xow this was because of his subtlety in lightening their bur dens, ' for behold Abdash is a plain man, and not given to much beauty, and the Lord was not good to his face for the maiden ' s sake, and before the foundation (I Banyan, 1913, page 207. b Bark of Kane County, Merrill. c Frosli Class Minutes, 1927-28. d The Ex- Exiles, Osmond. e A Soph ' s Fables, page 6, i Discour- ses of Brigham Young. g Wild An- imals I Have Known, Jack London, h My Phil- osophy Of Life, Osmond, I Provo City Police Records, Vol. il. page 362. ; Commer- cial .Arith- metic, By Lyons. t Lydia E. Pinkham Ad. ; Shylock Reducer Ad. m Sears Roebucks Catalogue, 1889. n ' Sppeches of Great Import- ance, By Harold Candland. )f the earth freckles were with liim. 6 And i did cry unto him to turn aside from his ways but be- hold he was in the bonds of inic|- -lity and two sessions passed awav then did I cease to cry repent- ance. 7 Xow I, liaaz-Harold II, am not a strong man and it did come to pass that I began to listen to the words of the crafty Abdash. Then Myrtle-Tetra Peterson sand those like unto her came before me for judgment, and in fear did I judge them, and one day I did perceive that I had fallen like unto the sinful Abdash. Then four sessions did pass in which I judged with great bitterness, ' ' then I did repent. Yeah my collection of telephone numbers I gave unto Abdash, and my date l)ook did I give unto Tubal B, Cox, ' and there was not one part of mine inheritance that I did not ive away that da -. 8 But behold I am not a happy man. Though I turned aside and in my vengeance did I make Israel ' s maidens to w-eep and fif- een spats w ere counted as naught, yeah and though I was hated by all young Israel for my ' judge- ship ' s sake yet to this day am I of all men most miserable. 9 And liehoid mine hour has come and wdiether I shall see you in the flesh ' or out I know not. But woe to me for my judgeship is left desolate. Offenses must needs come, ' but woe unto Ab- dash, woe unto Tubal and unto Tetra and all by whom they came. Yeah verily woe unto all Israel. Selah Freshies are wearing. ' ' How ' s the Professors treating you lately? Who ' re you bettin ' on Saturday — . ' ad infinitum. How ' s business? I sandwiched in as bibbed and seated, I turned myself over to the mercy of the butcher, whose tongue attempted as fast a clip as the machine, which had started the fur to flying, Tough as a baling wire beard. returned the barberous one. cutting a wide swath well up toward the summit. Can ' t even get a daily dozen to keep it trim. Taking a scissor ' s hold on my ear and starting at the back of my neck, he signalled a left turn and abolished a sideburn. He repeated the operation on the opposite side as he started a new verse of bad business. Shear fright I offered as an explanation of why they stayed away but he pointed to a calendar which proclaimed in seven inch letters that the day of the month totaled four times that number. The twenty-eighth of any school month finds the students counting their pennies and the days before the allowance allows another ice cream soda. They all carry long faces at the end of the month, he said sorrowfully, and long faces makes the hair look shorter, 238 BUNYON OWED (ODE) ON A RYE CASE — : — Verse the First — : — - The boy was wailing on the deck Because the mermaids wouldn ' t neck. Mysterious glance, around he stole; His bag of chink he chunk. And many a wicked smile, he smole And many a wink he wunk. His doubts grew large, he snuk away A half a case of rye. I ' ll have you yet my squirming maid Though all the fishes die. And so he cast it o ' er board. That half a case of rye. — : — Verse the Second — : — A splash, a whirl, the rye it sunk Down many fathoms deep. And rested on a Crynoid trunk Where radiolarians sleep. Up swum the mermaid and smote amain The rye case in its strength. And many a bottle she did drain And quaffed it down full length. Her head, how like a fish it swum! Her eyelids heavy grew. And straightway to the top she cum And found him rye ' d up, too. — : — The first ncckstra — : — They met: They neck ' d; The ship was wreck ' d; The waves were in commotion. The fishes blushed; The waves were hushed; And greener grew the ocean. — : — The second neckstra — No encores — : — An arctic breath old Neptune blew And chilled the maid and sailor, too. Ah, quoth he — What hast thou done, ' Then to the briny depths she spun. And as he staggered up the shore Quoth the mermaid. Never more! MORAL: Never neck When you ' re all wet. OLD SONG HIT— OH, HOW I MIS-USE TO-NIGHT WANTED— HELP (FEMALE) Applicants must possess the following qualifications: Ordinate between 4 and 7 feet; Abscissa not to exceed two arms length; Density must exceed 24 I, Q.; Temper- ature must be between 82 c. and smoking; Angle of de- pression must not be more than two movies and one dance per week: Velocity must be between 50 and 250 revolutions per evening; Endurance must be equal to two assemblies per week, and simple harmonic, bi-labial oscula- tion; Age must not be evinced by the loss of wisdom teeth, molars, or grinders; Blondes with cars preferred. NO APPLESAUCE TOLERATED. SIGNED — Oliver ' s Boarding House. Phone4I4-W Y y -f Y A REVISED EDITION (OR ADDITION) Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine — Meaning liquor, of course, and not lips. Though girls carry theirs under knee garter bands. Boys still carry theirs on their hips. I ' ve hidden my liquor in a place that is safe. When I take any with, it ' s inside. I ' ll admit that I ' m selfish and the boys they are vexed, But good liquor I am loathe to divide. Pardoe ' s definition of College days: fool period we get a diploma for. 1 1 1 i A glorious damn Is he dumb? Dumb. ' ' He ' s so dumb that he soaked his feet in Dri- Foot so he wouldn ' t have to stop to use a towel. 1 i i i Poet: I think I shall write a real love letter. Bachelor friend: Better mark it ' Sample ' or ' Not Valid ' to play safe. i 1 i i I lay me down in class to sleep. I pray my notes my friends will keep. If a question ' s asked before I wake — Poke my ribs — f ' r heaven ' s sake! BUNYON 39 The Man of a Thousand Faces (we pulled that one). Alias Straight Eye David. Alias His Majesty. Description No whiskers. (Expelled from the House of David when he was just a litle shaver) . Height: Tall enough. Finger prints: Sticky. Wanted for bigamy by D. Davis. Figured in breach of promise suit. Poses as minister, and student body presi- dent. Escaped from San Quentin, 1921. Took the gold cure, 1927-28. Peculiarities: Has scar on left hip. First class nugget for some gold digger. i i i i WHY FEED THE BABY ONIONS i Our baby then was sweet sixteen So sweet and so demure. We planned and schemed the long years through To keep her sweet and pure. Where e ' re she went her mama went We watched her every day. And— We fed the baby onions just to keep the shieks away! She had a form like Venus And her smile was just divine. The pucker of her rose red lips Just thrilled like rare old wine. One look into her deep brown eyes Just — Well now. need I say. ' We fed the baby onions, to keep the shieks away. We gave her everything she wished And onions, old and new. We gave her clothes and cars and cash Barred nothing ' cept home-brew. But then the worse it came to worse The news it made me flop. A Dago liked those garlic smells And she ran off with a Wop! i 1 1 i So the professors have joined the Musketeers .■ Yes, they keep saying every morning. You Musketeer earlier. The Hi-Power Girl, or Why Asylum.s Are Full Eij Glynn Deveraux It wouldn ' t be the act of a gentleman to betray the name of the girl in this heart-breaking epic, but suffice it to say that she had those, this incident taking place before Elenorc Glynn invented it. For the sake of this tale we will call her Semantha. She was very lovely, this fair thing, so naturally I was attracted, because her father was a real estate agent, and I wanted grounds for my case. To add to her charm she was fortunate enough to have a car of her own. The attraction seemed to be mutual. I having a monopoly upon the local liquor business, and carrying a goodly bank balance at the time. This intro- duction isn ' t particularly material, but being a landscape gardener I must have my background. Seven-thirty, one glorious evening, just as the sun was setting behind the purple-tinted mountains in the west, this fair damsel chiffnered her benzene buggy up in front of the old man ' s residence. Alighting daintily she tripped up the path, missing the mud puddles, to the front door. The old man knocked the ashes from his pipe, took a bite of Climax, spat at the coal bucket and missed it, then arose to open the door upon the most glorious vision that human eyes have ever beheld. Her mission was simple, or that ' s how it sounded to the old man at least. A lounge lizzard had been bothering her, and she had come down to get some snake-bite. She pro- posed that I take a ride with her. When I came to, I was seated beside this fair thing. I looked around me. Thirty miles from the nearest gas station. Primeval was the country which greeted my eyes. The moon was up now, shimmering through the milk weed plants, casting weird and fantastic shadows upon the bug laden grass which encircled the stocks of these obnoxious weeds. It was an opportunity long sought. The moon over- powered me. Slowly my left arm found its way about her waist. She yielded. I placed a kiss upon her brow, next time lowering my aim, to the satisfaction of both. My heart was pounding like the engine of a 1914 Ford. Hours went by like minutes. Morning was nearing when at last she gasped. Do you really love me? Yes, dearest, I faltered. I would do anything in the world for you. Anything. ' ' She cooed. Yes, anything, ' I said desperately. Then buy that dry farm that my father has been trying to sell you, she said in a business-like way. A sickening sense of disgust swept me. How many sales does this make for you this week. ' ' I ventured. Seventeen, embracing five hundred acres, and fifteen customers, she said proudly. I heard the key click in the ignition, later I found my way up the front steps and thus to bed. Well I ' ve never been the same since, and I grow older every day. — Moral: Be kind to dumb animals. HOW CAPTAIN NOAH AND HIS CHItl- GUNNER QUELLED MUTINY ON THE ARK. 240 BUNYON GORDON CRANDALL Alias The Banyan Shiek or The Milk Thief WANTED For murder, arson, and molesting young ladies. Indicated by Federal Grand Jury for stuffing ballot box in beauty contest. Description Tough looking shiek of the cave man type. Has lily white hands and a chip off the corner of his left molar. Afflicted with klepto- mania (has taking ways). His right eye is off center and he has a leak in his left lung. Escaped from State Mental Hospital and poses as a business man. Choked five women to death in necking con- test. Has mania for stealing milk bottles as he goes home in the mornings. Likes milk so well he stole two cows and one goat, and four sego lilies. Reward, two 1927 Banyans. ETHEL LOWERY HANDLEY Alias Second Story Nell WANTED Reward 77.000 Rubles Manti. St. George and Provo. Came Gold Digger, and sob sister. Connected with various jewelry deals, many of which were illicit. Description Age: Somewhere be- tween 12 and 52. Weight: 113 lbs.. 3 ozs. Height: inches. Hair: same color. Eyes: Cattish. Mouth: Four false teeth on left side of lower jaw. Tonsils in fair condition. Clothing: Flapper type. Oftimes frequents cabarets and public dance halls. Married to gambler by name of Handley. 6 feet 2 Never the BRUCE M. COX Alias The Pantless Wonder Pan handler. love pirate, and swindler. Wanted for selling imi- tation kilts, and safe crackers. (Maybe we mean soda. ) Sentenced by freshmen court. 192 7-28 for stealing telephone numbers of fair sex from Judge Clark. Description Dark. black eyed, has fallen arches, and a floating kidney. Has knock knees and bare legs. Two pigeon toes and one webb foot. Has insolent expres- sion in right eye and a scar on third rib. Ar- rested for embezzlement of time from Stadium quota and padding the hours I not pants) of delinquent Freshmen. Cure for — Peroxide. y f f She was only a Print- er ' s daughter but I sure liked her type. What ' s Wrong With This Picture When Pardoe called out in Dramatic Art Class — U-Nice-Fowl — Eunice Bird answered, Here. f f -f The humble gentleman on the left is Cobb Webb. Being of a family of hero worshipers he is seen at his daily devotional. In the race of the year Cobb led by a cauliflower ear and if he had only gotten a picture shaking hands with Vic Taylor he would have made the team for the O. S. We ask you. man to man, is the picture right. ' ' Hearts and love, love and hearts, ' Twas the first poet started it. And ever since, in songs of love, The rest have hearted it. Why should the heart be chosen As the place for love to dwell, When any other organ I think would do as well? My floating rib is broken! My stomach aches for you! These two nifty phrases Are realistic, also new. Come ease my pining left lung By saying you ' ll be mine! Is a touching little couplet, Good on any Valentine. It really would be thrilling, To hear a bright young medic say, Sweetspleen, my epiglottis Will be yours, forever and a day! —E. C. J. i 1 1 1 She sure has a vegetarian figure. What do you mean. ' ' No meat. Gee, but he ' s an awful smoker. Why. 1 didn ' t know he used tobacco. He doesn ' t, he smokes hams. i i 1 i Why should I live in the city when I love the country so. ' ' Why should I work in an office when A garden I could grow. ' Why should I make a costume when A picture I could paint. ' ' Why should I be such a devil when I could be a sainti ' SONG HIT— I ' m Gonna Dance with the Guy What Brung Me. ' S12 ' ®rlTai;j,2ir mn smtl £1 llo B KATTY KITTIES THE above cut was taken from a color drawing, but the results makes Tarbo look positively sick. He seems very pale and meek for some reason. Leap year probably having something to do with it. Why even Clco refused to be in the same picture with him. They are really very nice kitties, though some people cannot tell them apart. For the benefit of those who can ' t tell which is which, we will let you in on a secret. Merely go up to their cage and toss a piece of meat in to them. If he picks it up. it ' s Tarbo. but if she picks it up it ' s Cleo. We have named Tarbo so the reader will not be confused. Of course we all know that Tarbo is taken from the Indian word, meaning Brigham Young and Cleo is short for Cleopatra. Just think! The Shiek of the Plains and the Sorceress of the Nile. What a combination! But they are very well behaved cats when Glenn and Georkee isn ' t around. They are now approaching three years of age and full growth. Both of them are in excellent health, even if Tarbo does have Indian blood in him. (He bit one of his trainers, once.) Being wonderful specimans of catdom, they should not be overlooked when one strolls around the foot of Maeser Hill. Without many worries, they live in happy oblivion even though they do have a scrap once in a while. Why one day Cleo biffed Tarbo a smack on the side of the ear that made him yeowl! What did you do that fur? asked Tarbo. in cat language. Cat fur! sn-a-a-ed Cleo, wittily, To make a pair of kitten breeches. But being a modern cat and having read all of A Sap ' s Fables and the True Story Magazine. Tarbo still refuses to be a cat ' s paw. yr242]r liA lid our tf r. fec itttrjiiie y[ 243 ] r[ 244 ]r 7fi ' , i nrr rnii lK ' r ol ' 1 a it I ' .if f . 245 1 246 If J ft Z Z ' S yJ e fy iJ f ' e tfxft r tftt A n - J ' 248 BUNYON GLENN S. POTTER Alias Pyorrhea Pete Original bad man. Bootleg king. Cowboy imposter. Cattle rustler and Horse thief. Arrested April 4, 1922, charged with drunkenness. Arrested March 28. 1923, charged with intoxi- cation. Arrested April 19, 1924, charge, inebriated. Arrested again May 13. 1925 — for the possession of Moonshine. May 1, 1926, for driving while intoxi- cated. July 4, 1926, he was ar- rested again for riding bronchs while under the influence of liquor. Sept. 13. 1927, he was again pinched for the possession of alcoholic beverages. Indicted by Federal Grand Jury April 2. 1928, as head of alcohol ring. Description Words fail, ask any woman. Reward: Two pints. (Please don ' t crowd, boys.) V K4WK WILLIAM CRISMON LEWIS Alias Bad Bill (Ask the landlady) Alias Red Lewis Alias Crimson Lewis Ladies ' man, and parlor shiek Wanted for the circulation of ob- scene photographs. Description Wisdom tooth missing. Short on cash. Frequently is seen in cheap joints with either Tatherine Kaylor or Vena C. Jlegg. May use name of Taylor, seems to have liking for that name. May pose as politician or newspaper man. Has small mouth and ears. Wears number twelve shoe. Mole on left lung. Heavy drinker. Fond of root beer. Double re- ward if captured dead. l ' This touching tittle paragraph ivas posted by the mates and lue reproduce it as it was writ: don ' t blame us for mistakes. WARNING CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS CONNECTED WITH THE BANYAN STAFF SHOULD RE- MEMBER THAT EVEN THEIR RIGHTS AROUND THE INSTITUTION ARE LIM- ITED. IT MIGHT BE WELL THAT THEY JOIN SOME SEWING CLUB WHEN THEIR GOSSIP AND TROUBLE MAKING TONGUES WOULD BE IN ORDER. SPEAKING OF THEIR RIGHTS— WHO BUT THE EDITING STAFF OF THIS PUB- LICATION HAS A RIGHT TO TAKE OUT OR CENSOR ARTICLES PUBLISHED ON THIS SHEET. IS THIS NOT A DEMO- CRATIC SCHOOL— FREE SPEECH AND FREE PRESS. WE MIGHT ADVISE THESE INDIVIDUALS TO KEEP THEIR FINGERS OUT OF THE PIE HENCFORTH. TRUE, BANYAN PICTURES ARE DE- SIRABLE BUT THE INDIVIDUALS IN- VOLVED SHOULD BE THE ONES WHO SHOULD SETTLE DISPUTES AMONG THEMSELVES. IS IT NOT POSSIBLE THAT THIS COULD BE ACCOMPLISHED WITHOUT THE AID OF TROUBLE- MAKERS. LET THOSE TO WHOM THIS APPLIES TAKE A RECOMMENDATION FROM US: OUR ADVISE IS THAT THEY START AN OLD MAID ' S HOME FOR BLIND CATS. Sorry, boys, we haven ' t enough old maids, nor blind cats (we deal in blind pigs) to start a home — but any time you feel the old age creeping into your bones call around and we ' ll clean out the old coal shed and furnish nice new yarn for you to knit — bye. bye. (Tell it to the Sans Souci ) f -f 1 i SIGN ON GEOLOGY BLACKBOARD Students must not sleep out loud. Class asleep. Sh (So ' s your old Prof.) Snoring Limit — 50 minutes. Fossils in adjoining room. i 1 i -f Take Bunyon Oil A COLLEGE BOY PULLS A FAST ONE ■t i i i Search me, said the monkey, when asked where the fleas went in winter. i i i i If Tarbo and Clco don ' t go to heaven, where will the angels get strings for their harps? I ' m sure the hen ' s immortal because her sun never sets. THE SPIRITS OF ' 76 ftL5UN FOUND GUILTY  ix Olliers Implicated in Conspiracy Case iveirs naiior irresiea On Bigamy Ghar e i viGiDUSbnmine 11 fter hours of severe questioning ore the local city court seven -fully confessed a conspiracy to libers of the V News staff -ifv pre-s reports of the Banyan Xevvs basketball game. C. Ir- 1 Nelson, editor of the Y News 1 plead guilty to the charge of ing his official sanction to the lication of untrue statements cerning both the Hanyan and its tor. The investigation came as a result a complaint lodged by Glenn S. iter against Nelson. After a two iths ' trial Nelson implicated six his staff, .who were also found Ity by the court today. Judge lorge S. F.aliff announced that [igment would be passed June 13. fROM PROVES KNOCK-OUT ny Novel Features At Hop C. Erwin Nelson, alias Star, alias ' Major Canis. was arrested last Thursday afternoon just as he wn making liis getaway from the com: house cifter having married Mis.- Sina Brimhall. local lieauty and campus Ijelle. Nelson was arrested and lodged in the city jail where he is being held without bonds. Upon searching his suitcase officers discovered a c|uan- tity of silverware belonging to the bride ' s parents, which Nelson alleges was given to him for a wedding present. Investigation of the county clerk ' s records showed that Miss IJrimhall had misrepresented her age by seven years, having told the clerk that she was twenty-one. The unfortunate bride ' s parents were called, and upon arriving they insisted upon having the marriage annuled, saying that the} ' had always disapproved of Nel- son, stispicioning that he had designs upon the bride ' s estate. They stated that they also mistrusted h ' ni on the grounds of his past love afiairs. and because of the snaky look in his left eye. It is an interesting fact that while this man has been in the vi- cinity of Prove he has not been seen with a girl older than 18. Eminent psychologists, including Mr. Poul- son, declare that he is an interesting case of neaudosauratis indentin- tatus specialrosis. This is another name for gentlemen prefer chil- dren. It has been learned that Nelson has wives both in lirigham City and Due of the charming and unique ( mts of the year was the Junior om.. fostered by the Junior Class. |e large hall was hastily decorated ( rying out A Night in Spain ,; a ' Others were carried out later. ' e decorations were helped great- by the placing of piles of red cks at intervals about the floor :h great bowls of refreshments jn them. The receiving line were well ined in pocket-picking and they ! ed many good watches, pearl I :klaces and silk handkerchiefs. ' e girls were tastily dressed in e polka-dot woolen night gowns ile the boys were more modest i il came in Levi ' s. The feature of the evening was a { itest of eating corned beef and ( ibage. Others spoiled a good ( :ning bv trving to sing. The frolic reached its height when 1 n Lloyd became enraged at Helen 1 )n her refusal to dance with him : the fifteenth consecutive dance, threw one of the empty bowls at ] leii ' s head, scoring a neat hit. ' e liowl was badly spoiled as well ; a large mirror. This affair was t signal for the party to liven up i 1 instantly there ensued a thrill- i ; exchange of bricks by all pres- , Tlir- nitv niithnrities were ieal- Canada, and eighteen sweethearts on the V Campus. Governor George H. Dern today signed the extradition papers, and 5s ' elson will be returned to Canada, where he will be tried upon the joint charge of bigamy and contributing to juvenile deliiK|uency. Card of Thanks Members of the Alpha Kappa Psi. national commerce fraternity, are unanimous in expressing their ap- preciation for the hearty co-opera- tion offered by the editor in ap- propriating two entire issues of the Y News to their installation into the national order of Eagle Squeez- ers. (Maybe we should have said Buffalo Stiueezers. because there isn ' t many who have more than a nickel If ft i SPIDER WEBB MUZZLED SONG HIT— ■AMONG MY SOUVENIRS ' ' Due to a recent tirade against the powers that lie. the official muzzle has been applied to Cobb Webb, free lance writer, political economist and radical. This drastic action comes as a result of an article which recentlv appeared in the S(|uak a paper owned and edited by W ebb, in which he denounced the first part of the social unit system as being partial, and unfair in their selection of new members. Spider Webb received the sen- tence in silence, without any great .-how of emotion, . fter recover- ing his brlance enough to s])eak. he turned to his right hand man. . lton J. Hayes and said, Now man to man. 1 ask you, is that right? .Ml authorities agree that this ac- tion will he followed by a distinct fnssilization of slang, and general stagiiPtion of righteous indignation. MAN NEARLY ESCAPES WITH YOUNG PROVO GIRL . strange, red headed, young man ' nearly escaped with one of the pop ■ SAN QUENTIN. Caiif. ( AP ccording to dispatches recei from here last night C. Irwin, a Star Nelson, is reported to h escaped from this in.stitution to liy digging a hole under the sw .ning pool and floating out of sewer into the sea. It was imj bible to pick up any clue from ocean but it is believed by the pc that the young man headed for Francisco. Nelson, who has been doin; term of 15 years for continued croachment upon the rights of young girls, is one of the inst tion ' s worst criminals, refusing work, stealing the silverware making it miserable for the c prisoners by going out into the st and pulling faces at them. Nelsc a very accomplished young man may be found in the best of soc until he gives himself away by voriug the youngest girls he find. He is five feet 9 inches weighs 150 pounds and has br red hair (which may be dyed to color as he is very clever at dei tion ) . When he smiles he port a good set of second hand teeth 1 of which is a scarred tongue. This atrocious young man convict number 99999 and resid of neighl)oring states are askec keep a sharp lookout for him an watch their young girls. He : appear at any time disguised in manner. The police started the search ' blood hounds but were disappoi: as the young man is reported nc have lialalosis and his trail cai ' ne followed. However, this ma just one more of his clever de tions, it is almost certain that he pyorrhea. Any information which W ' lead to the apprehension of this a cious yoiuig man should be f orw ed to San Ouentin at once. A ward of 50c, is now set on his h 250 BUNYON SOPPED BY THE CAMPUS SOAK Once upon a time there was a College boy who didn ' t smoke, drink, cuss, play pool, dance, or care a whoop about women. But remember, that was once upon a time. I was nervous. There ' s no use denying it. As nervous as a Collegian with a strange Bootlegger. I had been listen- ing to his sobbing and crying until I could stand it no longer. Approaching him I asked. What ' s the trouble, old man? Fresh wails burst forth and when he finally calmed enough to speak he sobbed, I just found a good recipe for home brew and — and — I ain ' t got no home! What! have you been drinking? I asked sharply. I sometimes wonder, he returned, sadly. Have you ever tried eating candy as a substitute for liquor. ' ' I asked. It may be all right, he returned wearily, but candy never makes me want to sing ' Sweet Adeline. ' He leaned toward me and whispered in my ear. You ' re j ' ight! ' ' I said, glancing neirvously up the street. A drink in time prevents confiscation. Tee hee. he giggled. Eat, drink, and be merry — — And you ' ll soon be drunk, I added. Lets sing, he suggested. Sing what? I demanded. Sixteen drinks on a Co-ed ' s breath, Yo-ho-ho-ho- and the Dean of Women. Is the moon up? he asked, sleepily. No, I said, The last quart was one dollar cheaper. Good boy, he muttered as he kicked off his shoes and climbed a lamp post, Look before you lap. Being shot at sunrise is a great thrill — if you can afford it. By way of explanation, dear reader, this is not an Amer- ican tragedy. Neither is it a story of two College boys gone wrong, but merely extracts from a College Humor Magazine. A QUESTIONNAIRE OP SPRING Oh tell me why do lovers sigh And seek some dim seclusion. Why do they stand, just hand in hand, Half drunk with sweet delusion? Oh why the bliss, in lover ' s kiss When lips meet, press, and linger. Why do hearts sing when sparkling ring Shines on a dainty finger? Oh tell me please, why lovers squeeze When arms round waist entwine. And why they gaze in soulful daze In eyes that seem divine? I do not know why love should glow And make the world go reelin ' . But then I see, and you ' ll agree ' Tis a graad and glorious feelin ' . IF FOR GIRLS If you can keep your beau when all about you Girls lose theirs and blame it on a vamp, If you can scorn a boy when others chase theirs And yet keep him from going on a tramp. If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being talked about, don ' t deal in such. Or being hated, don ' t give way to hating. But sweetly smile and do not gossip much. If you can dream and not make dreams your mastei Or love and not make man your aim. If you can cope with vamps and blue-eyed babies And beat these dangerous creatures just the same If you can dare to introduce your sweetie To beauties, flirts, an heiress,, coeds too. And yet keep him to you surrendered While watching faces, pretty, young, and new. If you can stand to lead him to the movies And watch Mae Murray gaily flip along Or Aileen Pringle as the vamp eternal Yet keep the dear from wandering off far wrong. If you can make your red lips and your coy eyes Keep him thinking you ' re the only girl on earth, And keep him loving you like all creation So he ' ll never guess the truth of what you ' re worth. If you can dance with other men and make him jealous By walking with them, make him raving mad. Then with a few words smooth the thing all over And with a loving smile then make him glad. If you can fill the unforgiving minutes With sixty seconds full of dizzy whirl. Yours is the world and every man that ' s in it And more, you ' ll be a super-vamp, my girl. i i -t -I Say! This is a rotten ' Who ' s Who ' . I ' ve looked all through it and I can ' t find a single name but Glenn Pot- ter ' s. Glenn Potter! Let me sec that book! No wonder, you dumb-bell! This isn ' t ' Who ' s Who, ' this is a copy of ' Here ' s How! ' i i -f i APPLESAUCE! Four hundred people tried to live at the boarding house where it was reported that they always had hot water, and the landlord didn ' t make excuses about the heatei being out of order. i i i -t Say! Don ' t walk so fast. I can ' t keep up. Why, I ' m not walking fast. I ' m almost crippled. I have a charlie horse. No wonder I ' m behind! I can ' t compete with a quad- ruped! BUN YON 249 onu ©oGxeics NUGGETS The year of the Nuggets would have been a perfect success if they hadn ' t have had to bid Snowball Worihington three times before he realized the benefits of becoming a member of the auxiliary to the Y. D. D. ' s. But then Snowball is a good man. he has heard lots, even if he can ' t remember. This group was most conspicuous for the absence of its famous doUar-and- a-half party this year. But speaking of a doUar-and-a-half reminds us of that traveling salesman story — but that is entirely away from the point — let us continue. There ' s really no tru-h to the rumor that the Y. D. D.s and the Nuggets are going to amalgamate, there is really no need of this. Need more be said? There needn ' t be another word, but what we are trying to say quickly is this, there arc just four ways of becoming a Nugget, namely, be a returned missionary: get elected to office; thirdly, steal, borrow, buy or rent, a tuxedo and act elite: last, but no . least, trace your bold relationship — prove that your ancestors dipped their socks in the same coffee — in other words be a little brother. Of course all aspirants are supposed to spring a f st one on the Sigs at every opportunity. Having withstood the rigors of the above, you arc then eligible to sink everything you own. including your birthright, for a half acre in the mountains. Do all these without bending a borrowed shirt and you are as good as elected. TAU SIGS Struggling to find an appropriate name for a newly formed unit, the group stood in the rear of a nearby confectionery and pondered. Smoke curled through the cracks in the door when suddenly a Professor came ambling around the corner. In a hoarse whisper came the command. Toss Gigs. The fags disappeared and as the color returned with the departing Prof., thus spoke one of the gang, namely. Spider Webb. I have it. we will henceforth be known as the Tau Sigs. The nam; was voted in at once. They didn ' t dare refuse, because, as a rival unit said. There ' s only about two of that gang that has a mind of their own and Cobb Webb thinks for the rest. Of course. we don ' t believe all we hear. Any way. they elected Dick Thorn president, because he was the only four-quart man in the bunch. They were forced to give up their Frat house, because the cellar wasn ' t large enough. They ' re a fine bunch, anyway, in spite of the rumor that they would have had Vic Taylor for vice- president, if the Nuggets hadn ' t beaten them to him. They daren ' t go on missions, for fear they will be Nuggets when they return. Where do bad little boys go? Join the Tau Sigs. SANS SOUCI Yea. verily, brethren, we live our religion. If we get cuffed on one side of the cheek, we turn the other and allow a swat on the nose for good measure! This Sunday school bunch is rightly named — let happen what will — why worry. ' Being a gang of stout fellas. they ' re sure brave. They ' d tackle anything, from a training school teacher. to a crippled missionary. Nothing ( . ' ) scares them. They are really just in the period of evolution, since the mates made monkeys out of them. But in spite of all. they ' re an agreeable bunch. Their ladies have decreed that they cannot have a stag party and lamb like they agree. We use the sheepish expression, because they can ' t pull the wool over our eyes. Anyhow, they are supposed to be a unit, when convenient, and things indi- cate that they might fight just as quick as the mates can say Pres. Robinson. CROOKED POLITICIANS 1 1 1 i We have heard that money draws more interest in stockings than a bank. What the Wcll-Drcssed Coach Will Wear. MATES Water, water, everywhere, that ' s all the sailors drink, seems to be the war cry. This we can readily believe, since we saw them take water one memorable afternoon in the Banyan office. But then we admire their courage (?) and diplomacy in evad- ing unpleasant acknowledgments. Of course, there are some who do not exactly agree or follow the House of Israel, under the big cheese Groberg. so those we exclude and excuse. They have honestly tried to stimulate life by stirring things up. but being slightly fearful whenever they rub fur the wrong way. they hasten to brush it back and apply the soothing oils. Being good sailors, they realize the advantage of oil on troubled waters. Evidently the water cure has its effect. LES CHEVALIERES It has been discovered that when a poor lad has not a leg left to stand on. he joins the horsemen. Not the Four Horsemen — the Poor Horsemen, a sort of foreign layout, known as the Chevalieres. Cherchez la Femme and Potter ' s jug. seems to be the battle cry. They arc a promising group, according to their private books, therefore, they are about to dismount for lack of funds. They almost had a party once — two of the group agreed and the rest had individual ideas. Whenever they call a meeting, they merely lock Star Nelson in the bath room and De Alton calls the roll. If this group is still horsing around next year, we hope they find their horses and get into the race. O. S. TROVATA So far in our research, we have been unable to trace the root of the word Trovata. However. Tony the shoe shiner informs us that is probably of Italian origin. This we doubt very much, due to the circumstances which surround the organization of this illustrious society. It seems to be the prevalent understanding that most of these girls come from long island, maybe they are all great neckers? The only evidence we have to substantiate this theory is that Cobb Webb, two letter wrestling man, didn ' t even qualify for the finals in the O. S. Formal. To these girls wc hand the floral wreath, regardless where they hail from. It will be remembered that they tied for first place in the Pep Vodic. Our sincere compliments go to them, even if the judges did have to cheat to place them. DECA SEMA FE And to think that they organized social units to get away from the Greek names for Fraternities and Sororities. The Deca Sema Fe unit is one of the largest (in numbers) in school. 252 BUNYON It is repoitcd that they have two mascots. Don Juan Cluff. and Socrates (Dorothy Decker ' s dog). These girls have demon- strated to the world that stability is a result of evolution, hay- ing weathered fifteen fights and three successful parties. Their meetings are interesting, all they have to do is suggest something to do. and wonder who is going to do it. Don Cluff and Socrates just wait outside until it is all over. It is rumored that Socrates refuses to sleep unless Don is there to rock him in his cradle. In conclusion, we might mention that the club seems to have a failing for road houses and other question- able places. (Ask Mrs. Smart.) NAUTILUS In reviewing the feminine tongs, we have arrived (somewhat dizzily) at the conclusion that the Nautilus carry more weight than any other social unit in this dear democratic old institu- tion. Along with the follies girls, they have adopted form — ality as their chief objective. As a matter of fact these girls are so formal thnt their boy friends have to smoke exclusively Tuxedo at their parties. Which reminds the writer that al- though the Salt Lake date bureau functioned admirably, their Easter formal had to be held two weeks early on account of the shortage of Tuxedoes which the threatened trip of the Male Glee C ub to California was almost bound to occasion. To the ris- ing generation we dedicate this plea. ' Tet him take your Tux kid. there ' s a possibility that you might break into society if you do. He won ' t spoil it. why the trousers might not even come within a proximity of his shoes. CESTA TIES Contributions, inventions and discoveries should always be lauded by those whose happiness has been increased by the same. To the originators of the community sweetheart idea goes the glad hand of the lonely and deserted, or in other words, the Extension Division of the Physical Education Department, has achieved a notable success. This powerful organization known as the Celestial Ties could not be balked by ordinary prob- lems like the shortage of men. However, this played an im- portant part in fixing the date for the first annual jewel. no treasure hunt. The future of the c ' .ub will be devoted to an attempt to make the famous motto of the Northwes ern Mounted Police a reality. Get your man. Lack of space and information prevcns us giving each Uni: a nice write-up. but then again, some of them do not like tie idea of paying for advertising, but it ' s really their loss. But for the most part we really haven ' t the power to resurrect the dead. — Selah. I LOVE WOMEN! 1 love women! 1 dislike them! I hate them! In fact [ am a confirmed misogynist. I am afraid of women! They annoy me! They get on my nerves! In fact they are my worst enemies. But — The good book says to love your enemies. Therefore — I love women! 1 i i i I love to thee a girlth thigh, said lisping Johnnie. Now he wonders why she slap- ped him. i 1 the listerine, lady holding a white kitten at think this kitty Social error No book mark. Political error No. tuition was raised. a cold, fried egg for a i i 1 i 19: Asking the President why the i 1 Bring me commanded the cute black and arm ' s length, has halitosis. 1 -t i i Gosh, sighed Star, There are a lot of girls that don ' t want to get married. How do you know? I ' ve asked them, i 1 1 i She was so hot that every time it rained she looked like a cloud of steam. Cris says that a negative dis- position isn ' t developed in a dark room. 1111 The room was so quiet you could hear a drop gurgle. 1111 She ' s so dumb she thinks a Pool Room is a place to swim. 1111 We were going to tell the story of the jail but we find it ' s barred. 1111 Pitful cases. — The sap who mistook a lighted cigar butt for a keyhole in the dark. Business and Professional Page PROFESSIONAL George S. Ballif, Attorney at Law. City and County Bldg. Booth and Brockbank, Lawyers. Knight Block A. L. Booth, I. E. Brockbank M. B. Pope, Attorney at Law. Knight Block Morgan and Coleman, Lawyers. Commercial Bank Building A. B. Morgan, Jacob Coleman Christenson and Watkins and Dunford, Lawyers A. H. Christenson. A. V. Watkins. Wm. S. Dunford BUSINESS Jackson Motor Car Company (Nash). Provo Olsen « Lewis Barber Shop, 274 West Center Sutton Market Company (Two Stores) M. H. Graham Printing Company Y. Barber Shop (Brig Stevens, Manager) Post Publishing Company Carpenter Seed Company PROVO Consolidated Real Estate Company, 124 West Center New Century Printing Company Globe Music Company, 104 North Umv. Ave. Heindselman Optical « Jewelry Company, 120 West Center Haws-Goodman Hardware Company Robinson Music Company Russell Barber Shop Provo Cleaning « Dyeing Company f[253 ]i ' quality — always at a saving Doing Business Under the Same Plan for 26 Years Metropolitan Newspapers There are eighty-one important market centers in the United States. Salt Lake City is one of them and The Salt Lake Tribune the outstanding paper repre- sentative of this rapidly developing territory. It is a member of • ' The 100,000 Group of American Cities. each paper of which was chosen for its large circulation and character of its editorial and business policies. EDITORIALS Wholesale and Retail See A. Rex Johnson FOR LOVE SICKNESS (Female Trouble) Lydia E. Sinkham ' s Compound That is a twelve piece orchestra. It doesn ' t look like it. Yeah, those six men c an play ten different fox trots and two waltzes. i i i -t ' My roommate is awfully dumb. Why so. ' ' I can ' t learn him to say ' teach. ' i 1 1 i ' Do you drink water? ' What are you trying to do. dilute me? U VB o t i - IjJV T M ■■ mL J 1 N k s !RF I flii v fi P ' Shi flflK - ni |i i B JEgliy 1 )Mw te SHRlt.iT u. 9 9 .. ' _ GAS OILS TIRES BUD S SERVICE Phone 855 and 39 We Call and Deliver Corner 3rd So. and 7th East CAR WASHING GREASING [ 254 ]f WE CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES CLEANER PROVO CLEANING DYEING CO. 77 N. 1st West Phone 46 Provo, Utah DIRECTIONS FOR A FORMAL Be sure and wear a tuxedo, and a stiff front, but for goodness sake don ' t wear your sweater underneath your coat. If you haven ' t any studs, be Nonchalant, light a Murad. Hook bouquet of posies, and dress like an errand boy to deliver them, this will save you money. Slick your hair down. (It isn ' t polite to use lard) and make sure that your tie is a bow tie and fits your collar. Shine shoes, and be careful to remove all protruding tacks from the soles so they will not cling to the floor. Then if your neck and ears are clean, and the dirt removed from under your fingernails, you are ready to sally forth upon the great adventure. After walking to your lady ' s house, grab a telephone and while holding the receiver hook down cuss the yellow cabs for being busy. ■When you are finally seated at the banquet be careful, while crossing your legs and don ' t wipe your shoes on your partner ' s stockings. (The door mats are used for this purpose ) . Take good notice of the speakers, this will serve as an index to how much and how fast you may eat. Be careful and not stir your cocoa with a fork, and for good- ness sake do not. under any circumstances, ask for a second helping of anything. Observe closely if chocolate is served, and do not blow the cream off before drinking. Your napkin is to be used to wipe your mouth, not your nose. Do not tuck it under your collar, because if you must drink your soup, lean over the table, so as not to spill it down the borrowed front. Try not to make too much noise when the orchestra is playing, it annoys the musicians. They may be hungry too. When you finally get down to the olives nibble very daintily, and eat slowly, because it takes a long time for Pardoe to get through what he is trying to say quickly. Follow these directions carefully and take your own girl home. You are made. son. You will be more than a success, you will be a riot. PACIFIC STATES CAST IRON PIPE CO. General Offices and Foundries PROVO : : UTAH Manufacturers of McWANE-PACIFIC, PRECALKED JOINT AND OPEN BELL, CAST IRON PRESSURE PIPE AND PACIFIC SANITARY SOIL PIPE Sales Offices Salt Lake City, Utah Portland, Oregon Los Angeles. Calif. San Francisco. Calif. LOVINGFR DISINFECTANT CO. Utah ' s Only Exclusive Manufacturers and Jobbers OF DISINFECTANTS AND JANITORIAL SUPPLIES Mq SO. ■WEST TEMPLE SALT LAKE CITY f[ 256 ] Announcing the Inauguration of Our NEW LOW NET PRICES TO ALL We have in the past endeavored to show our sincere appreciation of the loyalty of our many customers by serving them with merchandise of dependable quality at the lowest possible prices. This policy has brought us increased volume, which has reduced our percentage of overhead, in consequence we have decided to inaug- urate in all of our departments and stores a new era of LOW NET PRICES TO ALL. Absolutely one price and that to everybody we serve, together with the price and quality guarantee explained below. Come and take advantage of these prices. WE GUARANTEE THAT THERE ARE NO LOWER PRICES THAN HERE Our Price GUARANTEE If voii make .i purchase here and find a lower regular price elsewhere we will refund the dif- ference. THE DEPARTA E T STOPE O PROVO ■ Our Quality GUARANTEE We will make fair and immediate adjustment of any article purchased here that is not satis- factory and as repre- sented. [ 256 ]y The EMPORIUM WOMEN ' S WEAR ART GOODS An Exclusive Ladies ' Store Featuring The Best In DRY GOODS _ LADIES ' FURNISHINGS At Lowest in the City Prices HOSIERY REGISTER NOW For Class in HUMAN GEOGRAPHY Evening Classes She ' s so dumb she thinks a chaser is a game of tag. i 1 i i Love ' s Old Sweet Song: When do we eat? ■HE BROKE HIS RIB. JT The cover for this annual was created by The DAVID J. MOLLOY CO. 2857 N. Western Avenue Chicago, Illinois v ' er MoHoy Mad« Cocer hears this trade mark on the back lid. [257]r Depend on PIGGLY WIGGLY BECAUSE PIGGLY WIGGLY GIVES YOU LOWEST PRICES. PIGGLY WIGGLY GIVES YOU FULL WEIGHT, PIGGLY WIGGLY GIVES YOU BEST QUALITY. MEATS It Pays To Pay For Quality GROCERIES OLD BOLD CHEESE 1 5 scents per mile HEAD CHEESE SHOP Scar Nelson. Prop. (He usually has to be propped. He can ' t stand alone) Heard at the Armory They say the Lieutenant passed away. Yep, passed away. What was the complaint. There wasn ' t any. Everybody in the battery was per- fectly satisfied. Farm Machinery — Hardware Sporting Goods Leading Farm Implement Dealers in Utah and Idaho since 1885 Distributors of the celebrated John Deere Farm Machinery. Planet Jr. Garden Tools, and Nationally known shelf and heavy hardware. We Appreciate Your Patronage Consolidated Wagon Machine Company UTAH IDAHO EVOLUTION Long years ago when earth was young And courtesies were few. A cave-man picked a husky club And wandered out to woo. He ' d see a flash of nut brown skin, Some tangled hair and YEOW! He had his miss — It wasn ' t a kiss But a club that caressed her brow. How sadly now the times have changed Deny the facts who can. The male seeks cover when the maids Use motto Gef your Man. Judge Baliff: Isn ' t this the fifth time you have been arrested for drunkenness, this month? Glenn: Don ' ash me, I thought yoush keeping score. f -f -f -f Bryner: Hey, Jep, a guy just hung himself in the Physics Lab. Jep: Well, did you cut him down? Bryner: No. He isn ' t dead yet. Cluff: Hey. you going to class today? Dickson: What ' s the matter with you? I went yester- day. i i i i Pershing: I ' d rather fight than be president. 1 i 1 1 Judge: Are you the defendant. Sanky: No, I ' m the guy that stole the chickens. LAUNDRY 3 75 W. Center Phone 164 [ 258 ] DEPENDABLE MERCHANDISE Means SATISFIED CUSTOMERS And We Sell Both LADIES STORE PROVO, UTAH THE HERPICIDE TRIPLETS He is the kind of a guy that asks the newsboy who won the football game. i i i i Visiting lady: Are you an instructor in the college? Prof.: No, I merely keep the gang together for an hour. ■I i 1 i Someone ' s stolen the clapper from the bell, They ain ' t done right by our Knell. ■t i 1 i I suppose when you get to college, you ' ll never think of Two thousand years ago Aesop said: Some guys are wearing a hat. chips off the old block, but others are just plain slivers. Not me, I ' m going to Stetson University. i 1 -I i 1 ■( i i Boy friend to girl ' s father: If you please, sir, can you She is the kind of a cook, that if she was turned loose in assure me that your daughter ' s intentions in regard to me the kitchen by herself, she ' d have to have a range finder to are strictly honorable: locate the stove. Phone 125 National French Cleaning Company Established 1 ' M DRY AND STEAM CLEANING Repairing and Pressing Ladies ' and Gents ' Garments Hemstitching and Picoting Hats Cleaned and Blocked 95 N. University Ave. PROVO, UTAH HOTEL ROBERTS PROVO, UTAH Modern ami Homelike r[ 259 ] J. ELMER JACOBSEN. Mgr. DENZIL BROWN, Secy. PHONE 75 DIXON REAL ESTATE CO. See Us for HOMES, RENTS, LOANS and INSURANCE 23 6 WEST CENTER PROVO VAN PHOTO SUPPLY Experts in Kodakry KODAKS— FILMS— SUPPL lES A traveler was paying a bill at the hotel office, when he suddenly looked up at the girl cashier, and asked what it was she had around her neck. Why, that ' s a ribbon, of course, she said, Why? Well, replied the traveler, everything else around this hotel is so high, I thought, perhaps, it was your garter. ■f i i -t An anti-climax is getting caught in a raid and meeting the old man in the patrol wagon! BEST IN THE LONG RUN LiNDBERG Hosiery The famous Non-Stop Brand We Know Notice the Girls Who Wear Them! ■t i i -t I didn ' t know that you had a baby, That ' s my husband. He went too far with his gland played. ' treatment. Voice from the Rear I call my sweetie Gibraltar, he ' s such a big bluff. i i i i Robertson: What is the motif of that piece I just Sounded like revenge to me. THE HOME OF COLLEGE STUDENTS AND KEELEY ' S ICE CREAM A PLACE TO TRADE T ?e JBesf Goods For The Best People KENDALL ' S-Y-DRUG A Booster of the B. Y. U. Tr ' v a College Malt With Keeley ' s Ice Cream Best By Test y[ 260 ] ■ En vavin s in this Puhlication — made hy the COMMERCIAL ART ENGRAVING CO. 2163 Center Street Berkeley, California f[ 261 ]r COMPOSITION, PRESSWORK AND BINDING By Wi)t IBtitvtt jSeiug J regs A Complete Printing Plant 29 Richards Street Salt Lake City, Utah .[ 262 ]f Columbia Coke THE FUEL WITHOUT A FAULT Again — let ' s make the City clean. A goodly number of citizens have adopted COLUMBIA COKE as their fuel. Place a trial order and be convinced — it is CHEAPER, CLEANER and ENTIRELY SATISFACTORY in every respect. The smoke, with that dirty by-product, SOOT, is entirely eliminated. You can obtain a supply of this clean, smokeless fuel by simply phoning your Dealer. COLUMBIA COKE Buy It Burn It You ' ll Like It f[ 263 ] PHONE 626 CALLAHAN HARDWARE CO. The Hardware Specialists SPORTING GOODS FISHING TACKLE— GUNS Give Us a Chance To Help Pit You Out 62 WEST CENTER CHRISTENSEN COMPANY THE MEN ' S STORE Provo Dick and Ken. — Who was that lady I saw you with last night. Ken. and Dick — That wasn ' t no lady, that was your wife. The school is sending my brother east. Oratorical contest, track meet, or swim- ming meet. Naw, grand larceny. ■f f -f -f Say, didja hear about Fred disgracing the old school. No. Well the sap committed suicide during the summer vacation. i i i i Mother: Goodbye, Percy, and remem- ber to dress warmly at college. I don ' t want you to catch that Social Unit grippe. Say, Cobb, what do the three balls in front of a pawn shop mean. Two to one you will never get it back. 1 1 ■ i Bert: Ever read Carlyle ' s Essay on Burns. ' ' Bruce: You know they don ' t teach medicine here. PHONE 213 TIMPANOGOS BUTTER ■When You Phone Say— TIMPANOGOS For Sale At All Grocers TIMPANOGOS CREAMERY O. S. OLSEN, Mgr. PROVO f[ 264 ] ■ Knight Trust Savings Bank PROVO, UTAH Capital $300,000.00 Surplus and Profits $85,000.00 J. Wm. Knight, President R. E. Allen, V.-Prest. and Cashier F. G. Warnick, Asst. Cashier W. W. Allen, Asst. Cashier J. Wm. Knight R. E. Allen W. O. Creer Fred W. Taylor directors O. Raymond Knight W. W. Armstrong R. J. Murdock R. R. Irvine, Jr. F. G. Warnick 265 ]-f ™e fi yrTTTTrnrfTmfM oo Direction L. Marcus Enterprises THE HOME OF UNITED ARTISTS. METRO-GOLDWYN AND PARAMOUNT PICTURES High Class Vaudeville COMEDY, FEATURE PICTURE AND NEWS Every Wednesday OLD MOLD LIQUID Not a coffin a carload Ask any Y student ' ' Cougars and Cowboys By David Newell 1 1 1 i A LIVE WESTERN BOOK FOR OUTDOOR PEOPLE i 1 1 i Published hy The Century Company ■[ 266 ] SUTTON CAFE A Good Place to Eat PROVO Tramp: Lady, I ' m dying of exposure. Lady: Are you a politician or financier? 1 i i i 1st Fresh: Did you ever take chills? 2nd Ditto: No. What hour does it come? i 1 i -I Dale: And they arc keeping their engagement a secret, aren ' t they? Helen: Well, that ' s what they arc telling everybody. 1 i -I 1 He: Aw, come on. slip me a kiss. She: Naw, I ' ve got scruples. He: S ' all right, I ' ve had it twice. i i 1 1 Four out of five don ' t have IT. MADE OF THE BEST MATERIALS I i i PASTEURIZED HOMOGENIZED Order Through Your Dealer WHY EDITORS GROW GRAY Diamonds— Watches CLASS PINS RINGS AND MEDALS LET US SUBMIT PRICES AND DESIGNS i i i Anderberg Inc. JEWELERS 34 W. Center St. Provo J. Edwin Stein, President Silverware — Jewelry f[ 267 ]y These spreading branc hes represent our many friends. The roots symbolize our growth. The fruit typifies the satisfaction created from the rich soil of service, quality, price, homelike atmosphere, spirit of good will and helpfulness. Uhe q ANYAN LUNCH Just Across the Street Utah Timber Coal Co. Appreciates the Students and the BANYAN Coal AND Lumber 164 W. 5th No. Phone 232 [ 268 ] We Support Our School axd Heartily Endorse Its Achievements Farrei Bros. Co. Wearing Apparel. Shoes and Dry Goods for Ladies and Children 29-3 1 No. Univ. A ' E. Phone 44 P. L. LARSEN Plumbing Heating SHEET METAL WORKS 343 W. Center St. Phone 574 old ANT) USED EXAMS Good as New Special Reduced Prices Study ' Em Scoop H. R. Clarke, Proprietor Th. Come sit on my lap. ' Go sit on a tack. I don ' t want you in my lap that bad. ■t -I -t -t When I was in China I saw a woman hanging on a tree. Shanghai? Oh. about six feet. i 1 1 -t Teacher: Who can give me a sentence using the word ' . vaunt ' . ' Little Abie: Avaunt what avaunt when avaunt it. ■f 1 -f -t Early to bed and early to rise while your girl goes out with other guys. Strand Theatre FIRST RUN FEATURE PICTURES ONLY R. E. Sutton, Mgr. Phone 749 i ' l 269 ]i BONITA THEATRE THE MOST MODERN SHOW HOUSE IN PROVO Special Features Spring Cushion Seats and Courteous Service Commodious Rest Rooms for Ladies and Gents Latest Model Projection Machine Visit the BONITA once and you will go again — all high-class pictures, adapted to young and old. J. W. NIXON. Mgr. The movies are true to life now, except that the innocent little thing never gets a wrong number when she phones for help. What say you, ' Nezra, is it too late for long dresses to come back? Faith, yes. Z ' kiah, we all know what they ' d hide. 1 1 1 i Freshman (entering crowded barber shop) : How long will I have to wait for a shave? Barber (eyeing him critically) : Oh. I should judge about two years. 1 i 1 -t He: What did Ethel have when she lost that strip poker game last night? She: A Royal Flush, We have a goat named Lizzie She eats naught but tin cans Last night she had some little kids And all were Ford sedans. i i i i I got Shanghai on my one-tube set last night. Can you beat it! I found five tubes of tooth paste in mine and I only got Pyorrhea. i i 1 i It is said that eating onions will prevent a mustache from coming on a woman ' s lip. i i -f -t Thirsty days has September, April. June and November: All the rest are thirsty, too — Except for those who have HOME BREW. YESTERDAY TODAY WE WANT MORE STUDENTS ' CLEANING AND PRESSING MADSEN CLEANING CO. Call 475 Free Delivery Compliments of the LEVENS CHAIN STORES, INC. SHOES FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY Provo, Utah Men and Boys ' Outfits [270] Interior of Farmers and Merchants Bank ' A Friendly Bank to All Arlene Harris, if we get the gist. Has a list of girls and what they ' ve missed. A list of boys, nice ones elect. Those who have and haven ' t necked. And is mine one? I asked, amazed. She looked at me like one full dazed. My list. said she. Is one taboo. To those who don ' t and those who do. But is mine one. ' I asked again. She looked at me with high disdain And in a cutting voice she said, Now class yourself, Alive or Dead? THE GENERAL SHOP False Teeth Resharpened Give us a trial Do you know what kind of a ship that one is way off ihere? No, what kind is it? It ' s a Scotch ship. ' How can you tell? No sea gulls following. Compliments of MUTUAL COAL LUMBER CO. COAL AND BUILDING MATERIALS Phone 3 57 Provo Corner 5th So. 2nd West r[271] WHEN IN SALT LAKE YOU WILL WANT TO SEE SALT LAKE ' S GREATEST ENTERTAINMENT That ' s PANTAGES Vaudeville AND Feature Pictures SPARE-NONE STUDIO Handshape Artists Your Map Repaired And Renovated Please don ' t play The Halitosis Blues. the air is awful. i 1 i -t The most useless thing in the world is a glass eye at a keyhole. BONNEVILLE Lumber Co. ' ' T5 iat Good lace to n rade Herman Hinze, Mgr. 298 So. Univ. Ave. Phone 104 The night was dark and moonless, A whistle at the gate. The lovers meet against Papa ' s will. The hour is getting late. A heavy step upon the porch; A flashlight ' s brilliant ray; A bark, a growl, a shriek, a howl, The shadows fade away. ■f Y -f Y He came to sec her every night The album was their chief delight. They sat and sighed the evening through ' Cause mama always stayed there too. He Who Chooses Glade ' s Chooses Wisely GLADE CANDY CO. SALT LAKE CITY r[272]r Cash Tells the Story at John T. Taylor ' s Grocery Store Phone 2 7 and 2 8 Everything for Office and School Utah-Idaho School Supply Co. 155 South State St.. Salt Lake City, Utah SCOTCH JOKES — OLD AND NEW Two Scotchmen bet that they could stay under water longer than the other. The stakes were twenty-five cents. Give me two cents worth of poison, said the Scotchman. Both drowned. Wc don ' t sell it in less than five cent lots. said the clerk. After meditating the man said. Well, I guess I won ' t commit suicide tonight then. i 1 1 i i 1 1 1 McCloud madly waved his hands and paced the end of the pier. Off jumped the life guard and rescued his little son. Full of anxiety he grasped his child and started toward home. At the end o fthe block he turned, went back to the guard and demanded. Wheere is my little boy ' s hat? 1 i -I i A Scotchman offered twenty-five dollars to the man who would first swim the Atlantic. But later he added the stipu- Xhe latest wrinkle is frying bacon in lux so that it won ' t lation that it would have to be under water. shrink. Electric Cooking and Water Heating FOR YOUR HOUSE There is no substitute for Electric Cooking Electrical Equipment Can Be Purchased — Very Easy Terms UTAH POWER LIGHT CO. Efficient Public Service ' [273] University cMarket Meats and Groceries J. J. qsoo ' iH Phones 274 and 1 100 498 No. Univ. Ave. o S£ B P ■ U .2 3i , .H -o -o I n ■ C O D • u .= : - ( J ■ c 1 ra .t: e = A Scotchman wanted to charge more interest on his money in the summer because the days were longer. There once was a Scotchman w4io ate clear down to his elbow one day before he found that he had finished his steak. There was a Scotchman who tore his fingernails off trying to get pennies out of a slot machine. Another man ( Scotch ) cussed because after walking fif- teen miles to sec a baseball game he was too tired to climb the fence. SUCCESSFUL- In Serving the Public of Provo and Utah County over a Period of 45 Years The Reason — Fair Dealings in Quality Merchandise TAYLOR PAPER COMPANY 66 No. Univ. Ave. ' Stationers Phone 15 Provo f[ 274 ] YOU GET THE BEST FLOUR AT M 2 V, =5th X(1. EXCELSIOR ROLLER MILLS Whole Wheat and Turkey Red Flour Our Specialty Phone I 24 BRIMHALL BROS. Tire Merchants QUALITY TIRE REPAIRING PROVO HELEN SVVENSON, alias White Slave Annie , alias Bowery Moll. Prominent figure in dope rings. Ar- rested for keeping disorderly house, served two terms in state prison. Escaped from woman ' s ward by getting hut and going up in smoke. Description: Left eye looks off toward Jones ' s. Peculiarities; May be found hanging around small towns or questionable joints. Small reward. THEOT OaiE H. HANSEN, alias Silent Ted, Em- bezzler. Wanted for arson (hot papa). Convicted of removing candy from boxes, and selling empty pasteboard. Claims that love of the stadium prompted his actions. Convicted in 1919 of stealing girls ' underwear from clothes line. Description: Very reticent, talks lots but says little. Has four toe nails on righf foot. Two large blackheads in right side of nose. Sty on his bad eye. Has dandrnff. Reward— $20,000. (To be taken from stadium fund.) Crane equipment ranges from simple necessities to appointments for the f nest iiomei ' CRAN E 307 W 2nd south. SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH GENERAL OFFICES: CRANE BUILDING. 836 S. MICHIGAN AVENUE. CHICAGO Branchei and Salts Offices in One Hundred and Forly-fi-ve Cities National Exhibit Rooms: Chicago, AViu Yorit, Atlantic City, San Francisco and Montreal fyorks: Chicago, Bridgeport, Birmtng iam, Chattanooga, Trenton and Montreal CR. N ' E EXPORT C0RP0R. T10N: NEW YORK. S. N FR.WCISCO CR. NE-BENN ' ETT, Ltd.. LONDON C2 CRANE. PARIS. NANTES. BRUSSELS £,ij«u... ' Ir r. K.ulun Sink, No. 19IS0 4 275] QUALITY hy KUPPENHEIMER This Spring we can give you better values than we ' ve ever offered before. That ' s because of concentration on Kuppen- heimer Famous Features. You ' ll see the extra value in the woolens, the tailoring, the styles. Displays are in our windows now. The Schwab Clothing Co., Inc. House of Kuppenheimer Good Clothes 1 2 No. Univ. Ave. Provo, Utah DOBBS QUALITY HATS EMERY SHIRTS Equal to Custom Made 1 -t i i NETTLETON AND BOSTONIAN SHOES AND OXFORDS 1 i i i WHEARY TRUNKS 1 1 -t i KEYSTONE TROUSERS ' TBin Kam Sta e Line Company Provo Phone 730 Salt Lake City Wasatch 1069 Regular Stage Salt Lake City to Bingham Canyon Every Two Hours i i i i Special Sightseeing Cars for Rent at Any Time 7 Passenger to 30 Passenger Cars We Go Anywhere in the Scenic West i _ 276 ] To {Ke Facult3 and Students ' A S the years go by and you y j ° copy of the Banyan, we trust vou will always remember our pleasant association together while making the photograph for this book, and in the future when ever you think of photographs you will also think of Paramount Theatre Building Provo, Utah [277]y Most Artistic Bouquets— for COMMENCEMENT for JUNE BRIDES at Provo Greenhouse Eight O — Where the Flowers Grow MONKEYING WITH PRESIDENTS Text Book of Geology, Pirsson and Schuchert, Part II. Historical Geology, page 699: The Gibbons arc of early Pliocene origin and have clung to the ancestral form more closely than any of the other apes. Between the Gibbons and the monkeys there is a wider gulf than any we have so far seen, yet we cannot well say the one is higher than the other. In certain features we see that the Gibbons are related to the Old World monkeys, in others to thos« of the New World; we believe that there must be extinct ancestral Gibbons which, did we know them, would show us that these three forms of primates have all arisen from a common stock at a long past period of the world ' s history. Try Our Service Stations Our GASOLINE and OILS are highest in Quality and Cheapest in Price. Everything for the Automobile. Expert Mechanics. Standard Tires and Accessories. Storage. Open 24 Hours a Day Ladies ' and Gentlemen ' s Rest Rooms Telluride Motor Company TWO STATIONS Phone 279—824 Corner 1st West and Center 57 West Center Nix! this school will never be run by women. You can ' t tell me that all those masculine looking creatures are females! You look worried, what ' s the matter? The Doc. says I have a floating kidney. Well, teach it how to swim . An optimist is a guy who wipes his glasses off before starting to eat his grape-fruit. A pessimist is a fellow who takes Listerine before talking to his girl over the telephone. WALL PAPER— ART MATERIAL— DECORA SETS Make Yourself at Home at PROVO PAINT GLASS CO. 1 I WEST CENTER OUR BINDINGS ARE BOUND TO LAST PHONE 5 3 Telephone 612 PROVO. UTAH 60 East Fifth North Street y[ 278 ] 1927-28 StafFof file Students ' Supply c lssociation TKe STADIUM CO-OP. IviNs Bentley Mildred Davis Nora Ford Ted Hansen Pamella Lewis Mark Ballif f[ 279 ]y EATING ACCOMMODATIONS THE BEST rr r Vii LOGAN, U lAH ECCLE: MOTEL! liSfSir T1SS5 On the Scenic Highway of America TOURIST and commercial Iff ' r pi BLACKFOOT. IDAHO UTAH SUGAR Is the Equal of any Sugar Produced Anywhere in the World. It is lOO r Pure It is 100% Fine And Best of all It is 100% for Utah. Utah-Idaho Sugar Co. YLD LIFE No. this wasn ' t snapped unawares. It was posed pur- posely just to show that the B. Y. boys might have been out of Prove. If you don ' t believe it. that ' s your priv- ilege. It ' s our story and we ' rcgoing to stick to it. Other- wise we ' ll plead insanity. (Note the cards up Potter ' s sleeve — we always knew there was something more up there than a dirty water mark.) [ 280 ] ■ Do We Win the Big Race Each Year? There Must Be a Reason - The Big Home Company LEADS THE ENTIRE FIELD IN PRODUCTION OF ORDINARY LIFE INSURANCE IN UTAH AGAIN FOR 1927 Isijoiir i LifeMimjce You Need Our Insurance We Want Your Business IBENEFICIAL ' t s Beneficial Life Insurance Co. Home Office HEBER J. GRANT. President Salt Lake City LORENZO N. STOHL, Manager SALT LAKE AND UTAH RAILROAD COMPANY (Henry L Moore and D. P. Abcrcrombie. Receivers) DO YOU KNOW that the Orem Line operates 16 main line trains daily to adequately ser% ' e the people of Utah County and students of B. Y. U.? DO YOU KNOW that the Orem Line has recently extended its week-end excursion rates to include selling on Friday afternoons of each week in order to accom- modate B. Y. U. students? To those students graduating from the B. Y. U. this year, we wish to extend our best wishes for their success in their various fields of endeavor. We have appreciated to the fullest extent their patronage and cooperation and trust that after their leaving this Institution of Learning, we may still be permitted to serve them. We have also appreciated more than mere words can express the spirit of good will and cooperation which, in the past, has existed between the faculty and student body of the B. Y. U. and our Company and sincerely trust this pleasant relationship may continue always. Aldon J. Anderson. Traffic Manager WANTED BILL EDWARDS Alias Willy Boy Reward: He isn ' t want- ed that bad. Game Posing as minister, col- lecting dues for charity, misuse of funds thus de- rived. Has a mania for prospective school teachers. Description Weight: He h a s n ' t much. Height: 4 ft.. 1 ' i inch. Hair: Dirty brown. Mouth: Large enough. Last seen: 3d East. 3d North. Provo. Utah. Mar. 31. MAX TAYLOR Alias Percy the Lady Killer Alias Marcell Pete Born. yes. Died, we hope so. Wanted, yes. Record, broken. Crashed gates at Bricker Formal. Indicted bv federal grand jury for political conspiracy. Description Beautiful, but dumb. Finger prints: Slick. Motto: I am just a grocer ' s son. but I like my chickens fat. r[ 281 ]f -S-W-E-E-T A-D-E-L-I-N-E! [282 ] • r i - i J Advertising All Bovs Play Ag. Club Alpha Kappa Psi Arizona Club Appreciation Administration Arts and Science Faculty Applied Science Faculty.. A. W. S. Affiliation Committee Army Athletics Archery Amici . Band Basketball Basketball Club Basketball Freshman Banyan Banyan Staff Beauty and Popularity — Boxing . Block Y Club Bud Shields Board of Trustees Brimhall. Geo H Beaux Arts Club Bunyon Bunyon Kitty Corless Albert Clark Larson Cesta Ties Classes Class Officers Cheer Leaders Clegg. Elene College of Commerce College of Fine Arts College of Applied Science College of Arts and Sciences College of Education Co- Eds Campus Scene Contests and Medal Winners Debating Drama Dedication Deca Sema Fe- David Star Jordan Club Di Thalians Dedication Bunyon Extension Division E. H. Eastmond Freshmen Features Fencing Football Gamma Phi Omicron Girls ' Debating High School High School Officers High School Party High School Panel High School Play... High School Prom High School Tennis ... High School Basketball INDEX _253 _136 _206 _217 _207 _. 9 ._ 19 _ 25 _ 26 .„ 35 _ 37 ...173 ..137 „166 _210 _127 _H7 _149 _149 _116 _117 _.]83 __164 _197 __158 __ 20 _ 23 __201 _225 _.228 _189 _243 _220 1_ 39 „ 40 ._ 38 _..187 __ 28 High School Snaps Haunted House Hilgardia Hinckley, Christine Index Idaho Club Inter Social Unit Council.. Juniors John Ferguson Juab Club Lima Psi Ladies ' Glee Club Lair. The La Onadca Music Marks Mina Claris Mask Club Mates . Milestones Male Glee Club . Mens Debating . Masters Nu Veko Nautilus Nuggets Ostlund. Evelyn O. S. Trovota Our Mascot Orchestra Publications President F. S. Harris.. Patsy. The Prom Junior Polo Sparks. Marjorie Summer School Student Administration Student Council Seniors Special Students Sophomores Senior Project Swimming . Sans Spuci Sanpete Stadium Tarbo Tau Sigs _212 ..185 ..283 _214 .. 37 _ 55 ._135 ...214 ...215 ._128 _ 11 _.213 ...125 ...283 _.211 209 195 ._133 .._128 ._123 ._. 42 _..210 ...218 ...-22 1 ...188 __194 — 138 _._127 _-.113 ._. 21 __134 __178 _176 _.186 „ 30 _... 33 34 .... 41 _.- 62 63 _ 54 156 223 ... 222 172 _.242 .219 Track 150 Tam-Man Nacup Triangles Thanks Tracks Tennis Uintah Club V ' al Noms Val Hy Ric ' s Women ' s Athletics Watching the Trail Women Faculty 31 Wrestling 1 60 Western Stars and Wild Roses 241 Y Chemical Society 213 Y. D. 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