Bridgewater High School - Glider Yearbook (Bridgewater, IA)

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Narrator Announcer larrator One Narrator o arrator Three harrator Four Narrator Five Slx' Qt 19 PWC Good SNSHIHE, ladles and gentlemen TFlS is Deborah Deadhead with your evening editlon of up to minute news But before I brlng you yesterday's headlines tonlghtn, here 1S a word from our soonsor Girls when you are cleanlng out the barn, does your back ache9 Do your teeth itchn Are your shoes solled and your little pink paws rawo Do you cry at night because you can't malntain your glamourous looks while shovelingf Then li ten closely You, too, can whistle Q pitch and forget forever the horror of strained muscles and dirty clothes Hurry to your nearest dealer and buy a Thomas P lcDermott Atomic P1tCh Fork Establlshed back 1D l9L9, the NcDernott Pitch Fork Company has soent twenty years actually in the barn developing th1s revolutlonary 1970 model Wlth 1ts bullt in rocking chalr, 20 foot handle, a d hydro atomic flinger, tre DcDermott Pitch Fork is the engineerlng mlracle of tle year Get ole today Remember when you think of barn cleaning, think of McDermott Thank you, and now for our first scoop of the evening It takes en ergy to be a good singer and eating 15 the best way to get lt For the story, here's Cene Glrtleback in New York Thls is Gene Glrtleback speaking from Dew Yo k All records verelno tlme in Tlmes Square Defending champion Murriel Shatava fell incmm plete defeat before the flying jaws of the Star Contralto Slim Hgles Senlor Hughes hummed between bites as he consumed sixteen and one half barrels of New England clams to become the undisputed indoor k outdoor champion We found Senlor Hughes eatlng dinner after hisvm tory and asked him how it felt to be so famous His answer BURP Thank you Mr Girtleback It's a little late for Income Tax Stories but when we found a midwestern woman wlth twelve thousand dependenm we couldn't pass it up For the tory, here's Bobby Bottlenose Th1s is Bobby Bottlenose in Wlchit , Kansas However, since weghund our news to Madam Deadhead, the dependents 1n question have 1HCI6E ed from twelve thousand to nearly fifteen The lady with the bign r ily is Rabbit Ralser, Delores Ruch Niss Ruch told thls reporter Sw received a pair of the superintendent's pet rabbits when she gradu ated from high school A lot of neople wonder what happens to sailors when they get toodl to tread the decks We declded to flnd out and here's DannyDhdmmnk. Th1s is Danny Dirtyduck in Chicago For twerty years old sailors landing at Navy Pier here in Chicago, have tossed their beards over their shoulders and headed for retirement We followed one lastweek and he led us straight to the Pfundheller Retlrement Home Here we found hundreds of white halred old salts singing and throwing stag parties, wh1le Wvan Pfundheller flew around the kitchen cookingbmml when convicts break out of prison, the authorlties lnstantly notify one person and thelr worries are over Here's the story This is Joe Jellypuss speaking to you from Alcatraz Island Panic relgned yesterday when fifty dangerous crimlnals headed byxutorious wife beater Slugger Golz broke victs had reached the mainland and quickly kicked each one in cells singlng, Wshe was Only a Those Limbs For two stories here are Terry This is Terry Turtleneck in Tu out of this famous prison The con when 'Brass Knucklesn Cole stomped p the Jaw and marched them backtotheir Tree Trimmer's Daughtea, But Look At Turtleneck and Francis Fiddleface scon The engineer of the great Irri gation project here is hiss marilyn Schrader we found this buddirg genius dipping water from the Rio Grande Rlver and an enormous spillway. How does it feel to create a barren wastes we asked. Said the Irrigation queen, Once again the Kentucky Wlldcats wear BB's highest pouring t into garden from Uwso 'ny Back Hurts!W honor. The Grown of world championship. Fireball Roos, the team's first woman coach, has guided her hillbilly crew to top honors. In an interview within the BB wizard, we asked Coach Roos how she liked coaching men's BB. Her answer was:'The BB part is pretty dull, but, BOY, those MUNI' SS PO 6 : y . I, . -, o I . . 3 I- . . I l 0 u ' ' - -, - o l s . . f . ' 7 . 1 r I I I I. . a F ' r . I L. r A J. . . . . - D J T fi -' . . J D I , I . r 1 ' J I o ' J. o Q 2 . . . - 2 S 4 ,x ' Y I ' ' I . O 2 ' s. I 4. . ' ' l I o ' ' I ken today in the annual clam eating contest held each year at this ' ' 6 J ' . f ' ---H 1 . : . . . A . Tw : ' -' a . A n . . O N : D . . I ' A ' L O 4 ' : ' . . --- . . . v . . v . I I. ' ' A ' C I O : . - N , - I N N' : D 0 2 0 ' nr l , V D A A O -