Bridgeport High School - Sunnyhill Yearbook (Bridgeport, OH)

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F93 5 CMS SCECN Y H I EL Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1935 WH, the Senior Class of 1935, in the presence of important witnesses, do write and execute this, our last will and testament, in Bridgeport High School, City of Bridgeport, County of Belmont, State of Ohio. lVe are eager to relieve our anxious minds from all dread, fear, worry, and trouble regarding the distribution of our earthly occupancies and estate, do hereby bequest, and part with our property, private and otherwise, before our farewell, to the following heirs. SECTION I To the Teachers Article I-To Mr. Fly we leave a private gasoline station to make up for all the gasoline the senior boys have used. Article II-To Mr. lValdorf we leave a cafeteria all his own, so he will not have to rush home every afternoon. Article III-To Mr. Baker we leave another set of boxing twins to replace the Williams twins. Article VeTo Mr. l-lall we leave a box of herb tea for his lumbago. Article VfTo Mr. Francis we leave an alarm clock so he will make it to school on time without having such a red face from his lOO yard dash. Article VIfTo Miss Koehnline we leave a set of rules on how to park a car. Article VIIfTo Miss Kuhn we leave a pass for her to go to South America in hopes that she will meet with success while she is there. Article VIII+Upon Miss YYyss we bestow a bigger and better frog for her class to experiment on. Article IX-To Miss Uthman we leave a bottle of Murine to enhance the beauty of her eyes. Article XfTo Mr. Laub we leave a longer vacation to be spent at his lake cottage. Article XIfTo Miss Neal we leave a skooter so she will be able to sleep three minutes later every morning. Article XIIYTO Miss Hughes we leave a new car that will go over twenty- five miles per hour, hoping she will bring more students to school. Article XIIIfTo Miss Seibert we leave a pair of horn-rimmed specs so she may be distinguished from the students. Article XIV-To Miss lnskeep we leave the title, She's a jolly good fellow , with the hope she may always live up to it. Article XVfTo Miss Messimore we leave a dozen of the best mirrors to help her classes with all the French pronunciations that they may have trouble with. . Article XVIeTo Miss Gillette we leave all the success and best wishes possible. She's a number one friend and teacher. Article XVIIiTo Mrs. Kuhnlee we leave a perfectly new dust cloth so that the library will always shine. Article .XVIII-To Miss Simpson we express the hope that she has as good a public speaking class next year as she had this yearffnot mentioning what they were good at. f' lf27l

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QSUIGQYHILECCCCCTC Ci 1955 v l i In a local hospital I find Grace LaMotte and Elizabeth Jeffers, two highly efficient nurses, in a heated argument on which to remove-eWilliam Peterson's liver or heart. Finally Bill coughs up the golf ball he has swallowed and dashes out of the hospital. James Church, who made millions in the doughnut business, has retired and made Gasper Angello president of the concern with Alta Johnson as his private secretary. The largest beauty parlor in the state is operated on a company basis by Ruth Sutton, Margaret Wright, Anna Widmor, Lillie Frees, and Thelma Fow- ler. They have Deborah Giffin as their business secretary. , In Egypt Joan Nixon and Alma Smith, world wide travellers, met Clara Beeson, our travelling sales lady who is selling rubber bands, with customers stretching all over the world. Carolyn Berry, Lucille Burke, Zelma Davis, and Ruth Pratt have a large costume designing establishment in PZ1l'lS. Roland Crossley and James Suniti are their American buyers. Iilener Davis was arrested by state patrolman, Fidward Cymbor, last week, charged with speeding fifty miles an hour. XVhen she protested that she was hardly moving, he changed the charge and arrested her for parking. The invention of streamlined baby perambulators has made Harrell Burch famous. His stenographer, Anna Kudas, informs us that business IS pushing. Marjorie Hunt, a well-educated archaeologist, accompanied by Dorothy Wachter, has travelled to many widely scattered countries. Suzanne Taflan insists that she needs another operation. Conversation is growing weak about the one she had while in high school. Iylary Belle Stringer, M. D., will be consulted in the matter. Louise Birka, Leah Tunt, Adrian Holler, June Thompson, and Evelyn Muster have secured Jobs as night club entertainers. John Folmar is a director 1n the movies and considered one of the best. XVhile viewing a bull fight in Mexico, I saw Georgeann Edmundson and Margaret Martin cheering excitedly for the bull. Catherine Marmillod has dis- covered a new reducing medicine and Rosalee Pasztor is helping her put it on the market. Joseph Pittner, polo player and sportsman, recently broke the bank at Monte Carlo. Alberta Iyluhleman IS now in Florida at the winter training quart- ers of the circus, where she has made a splendid name for herself as an animal trainer. My thoughts have been everywhere, and now as I look into the radio, I can see a sleepy-eyed girl. The clock has just struck three, and the New Year is started on its way. As I prepare to retire I can only hope that the future years of my classmates will be as joyful and prosperous as the past. U61

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QUCITNCY CH ffl M'MiCiCi CNCC ' dia EE Article XVIX- f'l'o Mr. Burley we leave the first two rows in the center section of the auditorium where his senior class may sit during all assemblies. Article XXefTo Mr. Nevada we leave a huge box of candy hoping he'll think of us with every piece he eats, which will be often, knowing how often he eats candy. Article XXIf To Miss Bosch and Miss Brouwer we leave a whole set of knitting needles and a carton of yarn so that they may knit to their hearts' content. Article XXIIf'f'l'o Mr. Douds we leave a reducing machine so that he may get into his last year's suit. Article XXlllfTo Mr. Edmundson we leave a quart of milk to be de- livered every day at noon so he will be able to keep his figure like Max Baer. Article XXIV-To Mr. Fankhauser we leave a large bottle of hair tonic so he wonlt have to wear a hat on the coldest days. Article XXVe-To Mr. Beabout we leave a camera, hoping that he will make use of it in being photographed for next year's annual. SECTION II To the Pupils Article In-Anna Huggins and Carolyn Berry leave their curly locks to Eleanor Fundis and Elsie LaMotte with the advice to comb it at least three times a day and not to forget to rinse it with lemon juice. Article ll-Joe Kumbera leaves his wicked eyes to Art Stillwell and Joe Bronsky, hoping it will bring them as many girl friends as he has had. Article IlIf'Margaret lvright leaves her title Shorty to any short girl with the advice, Always wear spike heels fit helps. Article IVf-eGasper Angello leaves his ability to Hash his lingers on a typewriter to Clyde Blackwell. Article V-velllanda Wlebb donates her job as newspaper reporter to .lean Graeb. Article VI-Helen Matan wills her Haming locks to Flo Jackson. Article VII-John VVrabec requests that his art of drawing be left to Tom Muhleman, Philip Kennedy, and Raymond Rebol, with the hope that their paintings will some day hang beside his in the Hall of Fame. Article VIII-Anna Viidmor and Stella lVielebe bestow their shyness with a set of books on How to Conquer Bashfulnessu to anyone it may suit. Article IX-Vivian Lee, Mary Dent, and Phylis Lee will their ability to sing to Nancy Cochrane with the warning that she must practice at least twice a week. Article Xfliouis Sinkora, Albert Mazoch, Frank McCaffrey and Allan Bartlebaugh leave with reluctance their places in the band to Glenn Frye, Clarence McPherson, and Charles Aberiield. Article XI-June Thomson, Deborah Gifiin, Helen Bryan, and Gertrude Burkle leave the money they have been saving for four years to buy some sort of vehicle for all girls who live in Brookside, with the hope that they won't have to get up so early in the morning to be on time for school. Article XII+Dorothy Brindley leaves an extra pad of tardy excuses to Mr. Waldorf for all students who like to sleep as well as she does. Article XIIIfVincent Kovacik wills his ability to do the Continental to Tom Rouse and Bob Porterfield, hoping he will see them in Hollywood. l28l