Bridgeport Central High School - Criterion Yearbook (Bridgeport, CT)

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THE CRITERION In his usually gentle way, he gave us one of his friendly hand squeezes- we were ashamed to holler,vand ex- pressed his surprise at seeing us. He told us that his present occupation was well adapted for his excitable tem- perament and that he would not be satisfied with his accomplishments until he had successfully made a loop- the-loop in mid-air. As it was about fifteen minutes be- fore the appointed trial, we set to talk- ing' about Hold timesf, VVhere's Porter now? I asked. 'Z-Xfter Porter graduated, he worked a year for a Bridgeport concern, but in IQI5, attended the VVorld,s Fair at San Francisco. At this world famous exposition, he had a booth, selling gold bricks to the visitors, especially, those who retained the appearance and odor of hay-seed. Having' accumu- lated a sufficient fortune, he settled in lower California, making a specialty of the Poultry Business, his principal at- tention being' directed towards the raising of choice 'fchickensf' Hill was a little disappointed when I did not express surprise at the unusual solitude of Nels life, but I told him that I never knew Nels Porter to be lonesome while there were 'fchickensu around. , The time for flight soon came and Bill asked if we would like to take a little trip. Ed. refused to take a chance but after Bill solemnly promised not to practice his loop-the-loop feat with me as his passenger I consented to ac- company him. Amidst the cheers and applause of the spectators, the propeller was start- ed, and, gradually, the machine rose above their heads. XYith unusual smoothness, we soared higher and higher and were soon floating among the clouds. For some reason or other, the peace and quiet of this f'Old Maids' Paradise was injurious to the machines movements. Something connected with the engine refused to work, and, at a speed that could not be calculated by an Allen, Speedometeru, we descended towards mother earth. Directly in my path, I could see an inviting church steeple, tipped by a very sharp lightning rod, and I was just about to perch on this attractive resting place, when I suddenly awoke. finding myself in a rather awkward position on the library floor. Gladly. I returned from a wonder- ful visit to the Land of The Future, whose inhabitants were I3. H. S. grad- uates of 1913, who had remembered, practiced and gained Success through the appliance of knowledge, advice and valuable instruction received and gained at Old R. H. S. flour: D. AIOLLOY. CHARACTERISTICS ACADEMIC Ch-I5 B033 Girls . B0-YS c'LEvEREs'r BEST C'0NVERS.XTION.XLlSTS Vera Meehan lYilliam Connelly Lois Bangs John Comley Mosr POPULAR QUII-:TEsT Lucy Disbrow James Lucey .-Xlice Lavery Eric Begg nlumzsr BLUrrERs Mosr BASHFUL Barbara DuBois Marshall DeNVitt Dorothy Smith Edward Lonergan IZASIEST JOLLIED HANIISUMEST Julia Carroll Robert Bishop Jenny Casey James Lucey Thirty

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THE CRITERION Barbieri, from the time he left B. H. S., to the period of composition. .-Xt schools close, not being content with ordinary office and clerical work, John started in the photography busi- ness, but because of the brittleness of his plates, he was unable to turn out satisfactory pictures. ln olden times, he also had very much trouble with his pictures along this line, The Plate broke being the general excuse. He afterwards opened a Dancing Academy, thinking that he might have greater success at this undertaking. but because of the peculiar hops and trots'l that his pupils acquired from their instructor, he lost his repu- tation, and hung up the Hbankruptn sign. Assuming the name Count Du Barry, this being re-inforced by a Upointed mustachel' and a monacle, he landed in Europe-I know not how, perhaps via a Cattle Boat-and was about to take his first step in London Society, when two American travelers, Miss Russell and Edwards, not knowing of his masquerading and change of name, betrayed his secret, the result being that john was ostracized. Financially broken, he set to writ- ing a book of his misfortunes and, luckily, succeeded in having it pub- lished. But, as the contract with the publishers was merely on a royalty basis his becoming a millionaire was still but an air-castle. Fd. wished one of these books for his library, so we entered the book-- store. At one of the counters Miss Bauman was head clerk and. as l re- garded her, somehow, she did not look natural. At the i'OfHce Supplies counter, Florence Craddock was sales- Twenty-nine lady and as she crossed over to regis- ter a certain sale, she stood at the side of Miss Bauman. Vtlhat a change, I thought, had come over their appear- ances. Separated, they appeared strange, but when together, as they al- ways were at B. H. S. they looked per- fectly natural. Another book on sale, which interes- ted us, was: Seeds, and How to Sow Them by Anna Schmidt. Miss Schmidt, who journeyed from l'lattsville. was now managing a 'fSchool of Farming at Fairfield, and in her leisure hours, wrote books which might prove helpful to the outside world. Her assistant at the school was Miss O'Brien. whose hobby was The Study of Potatoes. M'e once more found ourselves on the Main street and as a car passed, noticed it was labeled: To the Airadromew Flight at Three Wishing to end the day with some- thing exciting, we boarded the car, and., after a short trip towards the sub- urbs, landed at a large, open, meadow. presently crowded by a mass of ex-- cited sightseers. At one side, we noticed a small tent, and, thinking that this was occupied by the aviator, pre-- paring for flight, we wedged our Way through the crowd. VVhile so doing, we met Miss XYhaley, note-book in hand, making a report of the proceed-- ings. She told us that she was on the editorial staff of the Outlook , her writing name being Ophelia Upon reaching the entrance of the tent, who should we see, attired in an air-man's costume but Bill McDermott.

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THE CRITERION Girls Boys MOST IIIGNIFIEII Louise Cowles Harold Adams 1I,xRDEST. IQNOCKERS Lois Hangs John Comley MOST ENERGETIK' Marjory Judy lValter Ostrow OONE MOST FOR THE SCHOOL f Jenny Casey XVilliani Lonnelly DONE MOST 1-'ou THE VLASS Louise Cowles Raymond Murray EEST STUDENT Pearl Hamilton Bruce Snnonds QUE1-:REST Marion Sherwood llapllllel KOff BIGGEST FHS-Si-:R Florence Hanson Thomas Lashar BEST ATHLETIC Lucy llisbrow Claude Black BEST DISPOSITIONEO lllarjory Allen George Brown MOST PRUMINI-QNT Klarjory Judy Henry Klelflroy Girls lgoys NOISIICST Florence Hanson illax Rosgntlml MOST C'0Nl'lli'1'lil7 Dorothy Smith Frank Synith l BEST OR.xTOR Louise Beard Harold lYhite 1..xz1EST LUCY Howe Frank Smith GROUCHIEST lzlizaheth Fitzgerald Henri' Stage eL'TEST Lucy Pixley Edward Lonergan v XYITTIIZST lxathryn XX ilson Ijfmald Rimt Y FASTEST T.XLKI-IR Florenee Cole Max Rosenthal SLONYI-IST T.Xl.lil5R llahel Morrissey Arthur Sheehan Blom-:ST c:1m:1.i-:R lxztthryn ll xlson Jaeoh linopkv BIHKZICST jol.1,lER lvlillefllle Hill lllilliam :Xndres BYGGI-IST GRI N li Fearl Hamilton Brute Simonds C4QDlX4lNfIERCIAI, Boys Girls Boys fiirls MOST 1-npylhik SIMWIQST T.Xl.liER John Molloy Lillian Edwards Hill lfosena Florence Craddock CLI-:VEREST l Bltilil-IST r:lcsr:1,ER Xl'illard Allen Bessie O'Neil Frank Speer Marguerite Davidson 1gE5T 1 N1:gyRME1y BEST IJISPUSITIQNED Sam Lefkowitz Helen lVeiss Saul Lefkowitz Helen Quinlivan QUIETJQST MOST PROMINENT Frank Ciillane Ruth Hoey John Molloy llessie O'Neil NOISIEST BEST ORATUR Nelson Porter Nellie :Xlling Fred Owens Bessie O'Neil ,MOST Il xSHFUI. CUTEST John Kletfartliy Ruth Hoey Edward Creagh Kathryn Blaeknian HANDSOMEST U i A BIGGEST GRINIL H Lllarenee Flint litala Sandiford llllllud Allen MOST Cowqlrirrgjlse wlshengrad htm beamalls John Deliarluieri lidith O'Har:t MOST DIGNIFIEIJ MOST ENERCETIC llfCCl UWCHS Nellle l0l1USOl1 John Molloy Lauretta Harrington DONE MOST FOR THE CLASS wrmigsi- Sam Lefkowitz Lillian lldwardS lllillard :Xllen Sadie Silverman BEST STUDENT 1gR1GH'1'EgT lYillard Allen Rose Xlisliengrad 101111 Molloy Marguerite Dell BIGGEST FLLSSI-LR BEST ATHLI-:TE Cl11l'CllCC lflllit Eflltll OIHHYH Nelson Porter Maude Seanians IHGGEST ,TOLLIER BIGGEST BLUFFER5 Nelson Porter Helen Quinlivan Clarence Flint Lauretta Harrington FASTEST TALTQER I0l,I,IES'l' lYlll?lrfl 3llC11 Helell W'6iSH XYilliani lllelierniotht Agnes Jacobs Thirty-one