Bret Harte Union High School - Sierra Vista Yearbook (Angels Camp, CA)

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Page Ezghty SIERRA VISTA Ozmioiudlbuioi 111 1 1rinioiuiuioioiuicri121102 ini rioinioiuiniut BIG lE3lIlLlL Here's to fat XVillie, The king and the hully, Baseball and basketball And that is not all. Lost his car Saturday night Looked and looked with all his might, Found it behind the evening show Then drove home in the shower of snow. Goes to Bret Harte High VYears his pants very high, Plays second base Falls on his face, And lets all the halls go hy. He is so fat You know where he's at, Goes to the hat, Takes a crack XVay far goes the pill He hits 'em hard, does Bill. Sees a girl Pulls her curl Runs away Rides home with Earl. L. W., '25. We can not wheeze, we can not sneeze, VVe can not walk, we can not talk, VVe can not laugh, we can not cough, XVe can not turn, we just try to learn, We can not look for we'll get hit with a book, Our life is full of can nots all, When Mr. Campbell keeps study hall. 9l49l69lH Mr. Clark: Melvin, do you know what Hasty Pudding is? Melvin: It must be one that goes fast. 99916916 Angelo says that he knows a girl in this school whose mouth is so big that she whispers in her own ear. 9l69l69l6 Lucy S: Angelo, did you learn that poem that we have in Spanish? Angelo: Yes, I knew mine by heart. Lucy: Gosh! I wish I had your heart. Dorothea: That studio charges so much for pictures. They were awfully high with- me. Lauren VV: VVell, you see, they charge extra for a-a-a-to enlarge some peoples pictures, so as to make them look natural.

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SIERRA VISTA Page Seventy-mne fClHIlUfClKlLlES Jennie: Oh, Gee! l've got a splinter in my linger. Lawrence M: You must have been scratching your head. 9lG9l69ls Bill: Carmel, do you know that yould make a good wrestler? Carmel: VVhy? Bill: Because you throw a guy so flat. 9165646 Paul: Eddie, stop throwing those orange peelings. Eddie: l'Vhy? Paul: Because you'll put somehody's pupil out. elseif-els Mr. Keplinger: lVhat is a ground-hog, Melvin? Melvin: li-Xhsentlyj. Sausage. ds 913' 95 At the play Seventeen, Lovell kissed Phyllis on the cheek. Every' one says that he has had painter's colic ever since. is ds' 9li' Cornelia: Vlfhat did you do in the lah today? lYilber: lYe experimented with hydrochloric acid. Cornelia: VVhat results did you get? lVilher: Two holes in my trousers and a headache. 4 f I2 f Q53 f iii? M17 ffl ff , QQBQEQZ is Ml lily?-f aj, M 'l n e gg rm 1 if clk? 'fi -fe -f - e-A ,,'s:- 1 as --M e--. en --.. f V- --- - D A ' E R'- . Z,-,,D.,,y r -a ..-BW +'- ' 1' . - ' ' i iff --.- I-. fo 4 l. P W-- -- ,,,, - ------ CKY covsinznfly Nhfild smdll coLT The l3onKey HA5l'

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SIERRA VISTA Page Ezghfy-one 91,1014nz:iz:111u11.1011n3o1nuno1n1u1o1m1 1 1 3 11143 11 ioxoiuinioziozo Annie I.: I have joined the I. XV. XV. Ray: I thought so. I. XY. XV. means I won't weigh. 916916916 Mr. Keplinger in Chemistry: Name four well known bases? Bill: First, second, third and home. 916 916 916 Mr. Clarke tgiving spelling in lfnglish IVJ: The next word is negli- gee. Iiddie S: That's what women wear when they want to go around 916916916 Glendon: Angelo, are you going to sing that duet? Angelo: lVhat duet? Glendon: They said that you were going to sing a duet with one of the girls. Angelo: VVell. I won't duet, tdo itb. 916 916 916 Ifltom tStanding in front of Naryj: lim a soldier. Mary tPowdering her nosej: l didn't know that. lilton. Elton: Sure, don't I face the powder? dressed up. and have nothing on. 916 916 916 Mr. Campbell: You seniors, who acted in Fools School, acted your part well. 916 916 916 Trustee to Mr. Campbell: About how many students have you study- ing at high now? Mr. Campbell: About half, I should judge. 916916916 My history teacher thinks that I'm a sap. For I can not draw a map, XN'hile my geometry teacher thinks that I'm the bunk, For every examination I did Hunk, In typing IVIH not very strong, Because I do everything wrong. But in English I am great And make lives at a great rate, Everyone thinks that I am a bum, But. you can't blame me, I'm naturally dumb. 916 916 916 Mr. Clarke tin English IVD: XYhat this class needs is life. jack: Oh, no, thirty days is enuf. .S ve ,for 3