Bret Harte Union High School - Sierra Vista Yearbook (Angels Camp, CA)

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SIERRA VISTA Page Tewenty-one SDQODUQIIQKliliililQOQlQOQ01PQOQiQOQ0.llQOQlliiQllilQOQ0l0QOQOClI1o CLASS WlIlLL E, the Senior Class of '25 of the Bret Harte Union High School, City of Angels Camp, County of Calaveras, State of California, being sound in body and in mind, do hereby make our last will and testa- ngent, revoking and annulling all other wills and testaments made by us here- a ter. As a class we leave the following: To the school we leave our longing for a new high school building and a modern gymnasium. To the Juniors we leave the honor of being Seniors next term and also the Senior Rows in the assembly hall which we have restlessly occupied this last year. To the Sophomores we leave our school spirit and to the Sophomore boys especially we leave the senior athletic ability. , To the Freshmen we will a book entitled, How to Act at Social Func- tions. To Mrs. Dana, our friend and advisor, we leave our sincere thanks for raising the class to a higher standard. To Mr, Campbell, our principal, we leave our sincere thanks for allow- ing us all to go through our Senior year. To Mr. Clarke we hereby leave all our brilliancy in English 4 which we possess in such large measure and the copyright on all our priceless literary work. To Miss Jones we leave a book entitled, The,Care of a Chevrolet. To Miss Meighen we hereby will our shorthand budgets as a remem- brance of our accuracy in transcribing. To Mr. Keplinger we leave all the broken test tubes and experimental apparatus which were broken by Seniors. A Separately and individually, we leave our personal belongings as fol- lows: I, Angelo Albero, do -hereby will and bequeath to Martin Aroz my ability in Spanish, and to Emmett Morley my fondness for haircuts. y I, Myrtle Borbe, do hereby will my beautiful head of hair to Anna Bronzich, and my quiet disposition to Kathleen Lagomarsino. I, Helen Burrow, do hereby will my worldly manners to Cornelia Bard- en, and my excess weight to Elva Burrow. I, Elton Dorroh, do bequeath my barber's clippers to Dan Terzich, hop- ing he will make use of them before it is not too late, and my mental diction- ary to David Paredes. I, Alba Ferranda, do hereby will, to my sister my fondness for quarrel- ing, and my slenderness to Annie Lombardi. I, Jennie Folletti, do hereby leave my bewitching carriage to Bertha Cresswell, and my high marks to Mary Gualdoni. I, Carmel Fullen, do hereby bequeath my position as a telephone oper- atcr to Zilcla Delucchi. and my power to fascinate the boys to Catherine Orth.

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Page Twenty SIERRA 'VIS TA OzhioicviolniuioiiDil7101410102011Piclioiclioiariuioiiviibiarillioioiibiot diving and tight rope walking in the beautiful new building of Bret Harte and by the way she also told me that Lion-hearted Lawren is principal in the Bret Harte High Scliool. At last Lawren is what he worked so hard to be. Say, where is our lirst and last class teacher, Mrs. Dana? Jennie: Oh, Diminutive Dana tired of teaching little white winged angels to shoot straight and has given up. She now runs a pie wagon in An- gora. She seems to be making quite a bit selling pies to the Angorians. On my trlp I also saw Moonstruck Myrtle. Myrtle has a large orange grove in Switzerland. She peddles oranges in her goat team which consists of ten goats and a wagon plus Myrtle and the oranges. She is known to raise the largest oranges in the Italian Alps. .Adjoining the orange grove, Admirable Alba has a large goat farm. She gives daily lectures on how to raise 100 per cent perfect goats over the radio. Enterprising Edward man- aged the Sierra Vista so successfully that he undertook to manage Lucile. It was successful so they lived happily ever after in an immense castle in Romef, Hildred: Wl1ere's our songbird, Angelo?,' Jennie: Angelic Angelo surprised the wfzrld by knocking out New Zealand's ten best pugilists and then hiding in a monastery to escape praise. He has become a second Firpo. Seems strange. We always called Angelo Firpo at schocl. NVho would have ever thought that he would become so famous. Hildred: Good gracious! To think he'd hide from praise. Has little VVilbur also succeeded? Jennie: W'inscme VVilbur has a beauty salon in Death Valley. As women are no longer patronizing such diabolical places, men have fallen into their legacy. The following posters meet the eye on entering: Why Grow Old. Daily Dozen. How to Grow Moustaches Over Night. Keep Smiling. Don't Reduce too Quickly. Hildred: About reducing, where is Miss Stockton, our second and third class teacher? Jennie: Maid Marion is climbing to the top of Mt. Everest on a hiking trip. She always was a hiking bug anyway so let's hope she will get enough now. Hildred: For heaven's sake! She must like hiking. Not at all so, Carmel. Capricious Carmel is still in Angels. She has been promoted from the telephone office to conductor on the well known Sierra Flyer, the Gal- loping Goose hfteen years ago. You know she and Mike were partners but they disagreed so Mike went away. Did you see him? Jennie: Yes. The Mighty Mike has grown to be a mighty man and is killing big game in the African jungles. I wonder if he Hirts with the na- tives as much as he did with us at high? Well, I guess I must be going as I have an engagement in Greenland and just half an hour to get there. HILDRED STEPHENS, '25 ' JENNIE FOLLETTI, '25

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Page Twenfy-Iwo SIERRA VISTA Qtllilibidlldlilillillillllibltlilllllilbllitiilliiiltltlitbitiilliliililritlilbitbilil I, William Ferraris, do hereby will my manly qualities to Oliver,Raggio and my luxuriant hair to Mr. Clarke. I, VVilbur Lillie, do hereby will my patient perseverance to my brother Everett, and my Ford to George Cooper so he will not have to walk to school. I, Dorothea Lagomarsino, do will my dainty hands and tiny feet to Lucile McCarty, and my personality to Marie Parker. I, Lawrence Monte Verda, do hereby will my fondness for gum to Bert Davies and my popularity with the girls to my brother Vincent. I, Glendon Mitchler. will my height to Drago Jaich, and the art of playing the piano to Carleton Hauselt. I, Iris Miller. do will my ability as a shorthand whiz to Grace Sloan, and my drawing genius to Lovell Poole. I. Louis Nora, leave my position as manager of the basketball team to Louie Delaurenti, and my good standing among the teachers to Jack Skosko. I, Joe Periano, do hereby leave the blonde girl from Tuolumne to the basketball team of next year, and my name Kerrigan to Thomas I-Iobday. I, Edward Stevenot, regretfully leave my ability as an orator to Eddie W'alker and the care of Lucile S. to Dave Copello. I, Rowena Segale, leave to Christina Val my height and to Dorothy Mc- Namara my fondness for candy. I, Hildred Stephens, do hereby bequeath my charming ways to Bertha Burrow and to Rose Milanesi my clever ways of getting in good favor with the teachers. I, Allen Twisselman, do will my fondness for sleeping to Merrill Loga- marsino and my ability to run a Ford to Eugenia Ponte. I, Mike Voitich, do hereby leave my ability to bluff to Ernest Nora, and my masculine looks to Jackson McCarty. I, Jack Voitich, do hereby will my numerous alibis to Lewis Orth and my position as class sheik to Raymond Stephens. I, Lauren VVatson, do bequeath my knowledge of Chemistry to Clarence Lee, and my power of drawing the teachers' attention to Paul Segale. In witness whereof we appoint our successors, the juniors, as sole exe- cutors, without bond of our only will and testament. W'itness: CSignedj: , New School Building EDVVARD STEVENOT, '25 Gymnasium JOE PEIRANO, ,ZS I, .-.. ' 3 'bod' f 'i' 0 sw . ' ' . c ,. . I , N' 'J ' l I NL